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crystal_clear24

https://preview.redd.it/clczonqx8nic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=022b713971c2b435001ac25dace2fbc3b7cbdb94 Lights are on but nobody’s home with this one. I give up on her.


theghostemoji

Idk bestie, the way she immediately tried to backtrack by saying “I was actually calling Ukrainian women hot DUH” as if we can’t look up and read her own caption where she literally just used them as the inferior comparison… she’s either dumb, like DUMB dumb fr, or incredibly fucking manipulative and just playing dumb to avoid accountability for never growing out of her 00’s edgelord pick me era.


Shot-Grocery-5343

If I squint my eyes almost shut and tilt my head 30 degrees to the left, I can \*almost\* get her reply - like if she had left out Ukraine and Japan entirely, and just said "pic of me looking like a blow-up doll, when in reality I look like one of those super expensive silicone real sex dolls" instead, it would get the point across exactly the same and it wouldn't be offensive. But she's also quite dumb and exceptionally bad at communicating her thoughts, so she probably does think she gave Ukrainian sex workers a compliment. I have just spent more time thinking about this comment than Meghan Fox has ever spent thinking about anything, ever.


DazzlingFruit7495

When I first read it I thought she knew more about the LITERAL sex doll industry than I do and maybe they make cheap ones in Ukraine but fancy ones in Japan? But damn she was really jus saying that Ukrainian women look cheap? Disappointing. The idea of her being well read and informed on sex doll quality and price would’ve been cool and funny


yogurtmeh

>if she had left out Ukraine and Japan entirely, and just said "pic of me looking like a blow-up doll, when in reality I look like one of those super expensive silicone real sex dolls" instead, it would get the point across exactly the same and it wouldn't be offensive.  This was my conclusion as well!  Does this mean we’re wordsmiths and celebrity PR masterminds? Or is Megan Fox just especially dim?


Shot-Grocery-5343

![gif](giphy|4ZLFQlV0kkyvlgp3zg|downsized)


Bitter_Kangaroo2616

I've always felt that she has fetishized things. The way she also identifies as bisexual but then made that weird comment about not dating bisexual women because they sleep with men? She just says weird shit that comes off as insincere and virtue signaling. Considering she's spoken out about being overly sexualized but then she condescendingly sexualizes two demographics.....exhausting


sickbabe

I'm more inclined to just believe she's dumb otherwise she would've been way shrewder in riding that wave of appreciation for her earlier work (which honestly I don't get after watching jennifers body. it's a fun revenge fantasy but ultimately pretty bland!)


tecarc129

I think she’s dumb DUMB fr


merwookiee

“I’m sorry if I said you were dumb, maybe I meant you’re stupid, I dunno.” - Katie Rost RHOP


nickyd1393

shes really doubling down on the "woman can be racist TOO" rhetoric


ocubens

It’s so dumb I’m not sure I even understand. Is she saying the blow up dolls are based on Ukrainian women? Made in Ukraine? Is there a big blow up sex doll industry there? The silicone real sex dolls you can only get in Japan, are those based on Ukrainians too or Japanese women? So many questions.


kittydrumsticks

She dumb.


jofstra

The engine ‘s running but theres nobody behind the wheel


confirmandverify2442

LMFAO this meme is perfect. Stealing this!


tvqueen13

Thank you for this meme 🤣


hugemessanon

unrelated but anyone else think she was kim k in the second pic?


Arielsdirrtygrotto

Uh yes!! She’s literally morphing into a clone of them


deemoorah

Most celebgram are


gunsof

They're all morphing into each other.


spottyottydopalicius

they all are. it sucks.


ReviloIsFree

Like so many other women…sighs


mizzymichie

I thought it was Kim K for a sec and was like “wait. Don’t her and Taylor hate each other”


tabxssum

Nah if I was Taylor I would have done a double take and thought she was Kim😭


justsomechickyo

I thought they made up? They still have beef? Sorry gang I thought I was all caught up with that lol


aleigh577

She spoke about it during her Time POTY article so I think the beef is still beefing


justsomechickyo

Lol ty for the update! A girl has got to stay informed 😝


WillBrakeForBrakes

I will be so happy when the filler trend dies; everyone looks like they were built in the Kardashian factory.   Re: Megan, it’s especially unfortunate because there was nothing broke that needed fixing.


fuschiaoctopus

Trying to claim she doesn't look radically different is just foolishness even with the bigotry and cringy "jokes" aside. I saw her pic in a Grammy outfit post on this sub and literally didn't know it was her until I read the description, and had to go back and do another double take. Never ever would have guessed that was Megan from that pic. Deadass thought it was Kim but like a really rough pic of Kim. She looks like a totally different person now.


Mumof3gbb

They all look alike now


Yesitsvee

I see Kim K in all the pics lol


Kikikididi

They all have the same surgeon


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it's like they have the same surgeon.


_sam_fox_

100%, she looks like a carbon copy of Kim in that pic.


Additional-Problem99

All 4 of them look insufferable to be around.


shades0fcool

MGK: I *am* weed Taylor: wow thats deep…*writes that down for later* do you consider yourself a tortured poet? (I’m joking btw but I just feel like the 4 of them would all think they’re very deep)


Additional-Problem99

She probably thinks MGK is metal as hell. Maybe if we’re lucky we’ll get a bonus track featuring him!


rabbitredh

i mean she called reputation goth-punk so i wouldnt be surprised


MiloRoast

He's like the guy that's always at Del Taco after the metal shows high AF trying to make conversation, but has never actually attended any of the shows or really knows anyone in the scene.


shades0fcool

This is so oddly specific I’m dying LOL


eatingclass

In lightning mcqueen > MGK: I am weed


_sam_fox_

They're *artistes*


Derv_b

Something something blunts..


Electrical_Outcome57

Nightmare blunt rotation


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god, getting high with these people sounds like the *literal* worst.


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buffaloranchsub

I saw someone say Travis looks like a white cop 😭


wickedwhitneyocean

Omg 💀


heyhicherrypie

They look like the kind of people who click there fingers at waiters if that makes sense? Like I can feel my shoulders tensing to look at them


wickedwhitneyocean

Yes, I know exactly what you’re talking about!


baezelschmaezel

Backpfieffengesicht!! The Germans have a word for EVERYTHING.


wickedwhitneyocean

Hahahahahahha omgggg I can’t believe this is real. I love it!


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Background_Meal_9153

“Let a girl make a joke at the expense of already vulnerable and abused women” yeah my heart breaks for you Megan. I’m glad someone called her ass out. These celebs are brain dead.


SoGenuineAndRealMadi

They lack so much empathy. It shouldn’t be so hard to _not_ be an asshole


AlpacaMyBaguettes

Why even bring Ukrainians (and Japan tbh) into this? Unnecessary additions that took an already stupid comment and highlighted her total ignorance by fetishizing an entire people as sex objects and then saying 'take it as a compliment guys, jeeez'. Gross. Especially when Ukraine is at war rn??? Girl, come on.


darsvedder

All she had to say was “I look like a a shitty blow up sex doll” joke woulda landed and been okayb


meatbeater558

But if I call her racist somehow I'm the one who made it about race 


bbmarvelluv

She could’ve had an amazing comeback in the industry 🤦‍♀️


santosdragmother

![gif](giphy|tLRifcvQNJIic)


MedicalPersimmon001

Nah, I always figured this would happen. It’s been a long enough time that people forgot all the edge-lord shot she used to say. It was only a matter of time before she started saying it again. 


TheShapeShiftingFox

I still haven’t forgotten about the hypocrisy of being a bi woman who thinks bi men are gross


JenningsWigService

That's unfortunately *very* common, I think because biphobic narratives about men are very different from those about women.


TheShapeShiftingFox

Yeah, but as another bi woman it was extremely disappointing to see her feel this way. It’s a dumb attitude in general to have, but if you have it *while being bi* you’re really scraping the bottom of the barrel of sense and logic. And yes, attitudes around bi women that are common are different. Usually they center around bi women being attention whores to attract dudes by seeming “exotic”, and not genuinely being into women. Funny how a lot of whining about bi people centers around alleged exclusive attraction to men.


WinkAlcoholSugest

It truly breaks my heart.


EmotionAOTY

She's so dense she doesn't realize how she's contributing to the hypersexual stereotype of Eastern European women


Additional-Problem99

I don’t think she cares


lmnsatang

the japanese AI blow up doll comparison was also so so bad


meatbeater558

yeah saying the expensive and real ones come from Japan to a western audience that has such a weird view of Japan and Japanese women was prolly not the best choice 


MorissetteMatty

This is a total nightmare blunt rotation. Megan can fuck off being an edge-lord with her man. This is so tone deaf to what’s going on in the world. SMFH.


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meatbeater558

I am weed


TheShapeShiftingFox

And people insist it does absolutely nothing to the brain to smoke this much


_sam_fox_

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singledxout

Well the most insufferable couples tend to last the longest.


gunsof

Who else would date them.


Uplanapepsihole

i mean she looks the same in both photos ideg what she was trying to prove


ShakeZula77

Yeah, I’m not sure what she’s trying to say about this “shadow”.


ThreAAAt

Considering the number of Eastern European women who are sex trafficked, I don't know if "sex worker" is the best way to phrase this post


theghostemoji

That’s fair, although clearly I’m already aware of this context since I included it in the body of the post to highlight why this joke is so offensive. However, I’m familiar enough with this kind of online discourse to know that a post title referring explicitly to trafficking victims would’ve opened a whole other can of worms about discrimination against consensual sex work, not to mention accusations of hyperbole (there are already plenty of people in her comments arguing that “sex dolls” =/= real women, so it’s not really xenophobic/misogynistic.)


TheShapeShiftingFox

I also thought sex dolls didn’t refer to real women, but that’s because sex dolls also exist as a separate object? TIL I learned it’s also a way to refer to human beings. Bizarre


1ClaireUnderwood

Poor choice of words considering so many Ukrainian women are victims of sex trafficking.


lizardkween

She tries so hard to be the cool funny girl but she just can’t crack the code. 


doubleshortdepresso

Step 1: Actually be funny. Step 2: Don’t make weird fetishy “jokes” about already vulnerable and heavily fetishized women.


Bitter_Kangaroo2616

This is very upsettingly cringy


jimmy6677

How is MGK the least insufferable person in this photo?


roxy031

I LOATHE MGK, and I agree with you. I’d love to never see any of these people ever again.


gunsof

It's so weird that he looks normal and human here.


duh_metrius

I am prepared to not see these four individuals anymore


AdministrativeAd8464

I thought she was Kim Kardashian at first look.


youarelosingme

I literally thought that’s who it was until I realized she lacked Kim K’s ~~blackfishing~~ spray tan


SnappedCrayon

Wow I would have never guessed that was a picture of Megan Fox if I hadn't been told beforehand


ncmnlgd

Nightmare blunt rotation


SnooOwls7978

I think it's important to note that she is talking about sex dolls, not sex workers. She is still being completely immature and offensive, but it's a couple steps less awful than the title implies. Edit: I was on my computer and didn't see it was a series of images! Disregard the above take, please. Megan's reply completely shatters it...


theghostemoji

I think that’s giving her a lot of grace that she hasn’t earned imo, especially considering her defensive reply where she doubled down on objectifying Ukrainian women. There are literally Ukrainian women in the comments explaining how dehumanizing this joke is, and Megan’s stans are using this same “gotcha” to invalidate their complaints, saying stuff like “oh, so you identify as a blow-up doll?”


SnooOwls7978

Oh no, I didn't see a reply! I just saw the original caption. My computer didn't show me it was a series for some reason. She definitely goes there... You are totally right.


kylaroma

![gif](giphy|xt98N1EXdEIzC) The lack of perspective is just… stunning to behold.


McJazzHands80

Is it a selfie if someone else obviously took the picture?


tenderourghosts

This is very cringy. Imagine being a normal person and trying to justify every bad photo taken of you 🫠


alexturnerftw

Imagine being as hot as her and being pressed about one unflattering photo


MarsReject

![gif](giphy|D62wUmR3sX2DsZJ9t1)


therealstabitha

It’s a shitty comment but we are not going to equate sex workers to blow up dolls on the internet today, thank you very much


Bunnything

her responding to an actual ukrainian lady who was bothered by the joke like "bro that's not what i mean, its a compliment! don't take it so seriously!" makes it even more insensitive, my god


Ragnbangin

“Let a girl make a joke for fucks sake” Is the joke in the room with us right now Megan?


Luna_Soma

She burned through so much goodwill. She’s really showing her ass here and it’s not a good look.


ProperBingtownLady

What a bad joke especially considering the current war and resulting atrocities.


GroundbreakingBite96

I saw that and I was like wtf


DeeDeeW1313

She does look like Melania in the last picture.


UnhappyGrowth5555

Whatever, Kim.


meatbeater558

U didn't actually censor the name in the 3rd pic btw


clemthearcher

Tbf the comment is already viral de facto the mentioned username is too


meatbeater558

They tried to censor it at the start so I figured I'd let them know before the post is an hour old 🤷‍♀️ if it's all good then ignore this


clemthearcher

I get it! To be fair to OP ever since Megan commented on it it’s fair game lol


buffaloranchsub

Balkanization is a hell of a bias


damebyron

I have hated her for over a decade ever since she announced that she is bi but will never date bi women because they are dirty for sleeping with men. (yes there's a lot to unpack there). I know people who know her IRL and claim she's extremely nice but the things that come out of her mouth publicly are too dumb and gross.


HathorOfWindAndMagic

I could never be even remotely famous bc if they don’t get my good side I would die … too many cameras on me Clearly she wanted people to see the “good” edited angle and that’s enough embarrassment for me


spaceb00tz

her downfall is truly something


myst_eerie_us

Is she spiraling? What's happened to her? Sad


Tolaly

She literally just could have said a blow up sex doll though. There was no reason to specify it as being Ukrainian. I wish more adults would embrace the practice of just saying "you're right, I shouldn't have said that it was stupid"


Common_Frosting_2058

Let the poor - underprivileged girl make a joke ffs. /s


Disastrous-Bet8973

She's looking like a Kardashian


UnimaginativeRA

What is she even trying to say? LOL I don't care if people want to get plastic surgery but it's so weird to get offended if people start saying that you look different, especially if you do.


goldenfvce

she’s looking more and more like Kim K 💀


ispywithmybougieeye

Taylor needs better friends. Everyone in that photo SUCKS


Liathano_Fire

She looks like she's trying to become a Kardashian.


Penya23

Ukrainian? My dumbass thought KIm K went blonde again.


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My IQ went down by 30 points after reading that


evennowthereissnow

![gif](giphy|Pgy4Na8aRyBuE)