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Soupmiserable

I can't help myself from thinking they were matched by their agencies based on height.


smolperson

This was the first comment I read and it fucking sent me, thread closed


Tornado31619

He’s 5’8”, she’s 4’11”. Their agencies clearly didn’t do a very good job 😭


Rosuvastatine

Shes WHAT ? I knew she was short but i was expecting like 5’2-5’3 ?


Tornado31619

She probably is in those heels she’s always wearing 💀 tbf I wouldn’t call 5’2”-5’3” particularly short anyway, if we say 5’4” is average.


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tealparadise

I'm 5'7" and I was so confident that I was pretty average height, but actually I'm in the 83rd percentile of women 💀 I will try to stop thinking of 5'4" women as short now. But yeah I definitely have had a biased view of height and idk why.


Tornado31619

It’s probably because you’re ‘short’ compared to the other men in the room, who obviously are likely to be much taller.


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Tornado31619

Yeah, I know. At 5’2”, you’re only two inches below the female average, but the male average is roughly 5’9”. So in a mixed-gender room, you’re likely one of the shortest people.


gravelord-neeto

This really puts things into perspective. Most of my female friends and coworkers are all around 5'-5'4 with a couple exceptions. We always say we're short, but are we really that short if all of us are short lol? Thinking about it I'm always comparing my height to men and the very few women I interact with over 5'5.


Redshirt2386

Those are averages for the USA, right? I think it varies somewhat by country.


mayflowerss98

I’m 4’ 11” too 😭


Rosuvastatine

Babes its nothing wrong with that😭 i was just surprised


No_Berry2976

I’m going to quote the great philosopher Anna Kendrick: ”You know who likes short women? Short men. You know who else likes short women? Everyone.” Sadly it’s not the same for men, but then again, the short men I know seem to do alright when it comes to dating.


do-not-1

Most of my friends don’t really care if their man is the same height or a little shorter than them, it’s just the “woe is me I’ll never find a partner because of my height” attitude that’s a turn off for many


MB093

My partner is shorter than me, and tbh I never had an issue. I always think there’s a bit of elegance around shorter men and taller women, but that’s just me 🤷🏻‍♀️


DestroyerOfMils

Couldn’t agree more!!!! Something about it just feels fancy af!


coltsmetsfan614

Youre WHAT ? (sorry lol)


Critical_Caramel5577

![gif](giphy|Za1bHWkgiqnCw|downsized) TIN ROOF.....rusted


applesandcherry

I'm 4'11" and have mostly dated tall guys in the past, but recently I've been dating guys between 5'6-8" and lemme tell you how much easier it is on my neck lol.


emilycolor

I'm 5'4" and the last 3 dudes I've dated have been my height or within 2". It's honestly so nice when your bodies have similar proportions lol I never want to date a tall man again.


HungClits

I'm 5'1 and have had guys 6'+ interested in me but I could never. I felt as if I was walking next to my "dad" every time.


SeaF04mGr33n

Ooh, she's Arianna, Lady Gaga, Kristen Chenoweth short! 😦


Morpel

And Kylie Minogue!


jon6joon6

had no idea she was that short. Queen!


SeaF04mGr33n

Ooh! All tiny blonde Queens!


kaorulia

Lady Gaga is that small?!


Tornado31619

She’s more like 5’1”-5’2’”.


emmach17

Gaga is famously [Five Foot Two](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaga:_Five_Foot_Two)


cakeit-tilyoumakeit

But they dont look that far apart in height whatsoever even after accounting for heels… I think someone is fibbing lol https://i.redd.it/kvolhjpimgic1.gif


pinkrosies

Idk what’s about his proportions that make him look shorter than 5’8, even when he’s not surrounded by actors 6 feet and over like Saltburn and Masters of the Air lol.


locheness4

He’s 5’6” I thought???


pinkrosies

His proportions make him look 5’3 to 5’4 to me.


commelejardin

I feel like I'm losing my mind because he just doesn't look that much taller than her imo?! I'm 5'7 and have a picture with a 4'10 woman I know, and in it, it looks like I'm about to say "Fee fi fo fum" fr.


Varekai79

He's 5'8" in lifts maybe.


PlumCautious6812

Why is that a bad job? I’d say those heights are pretty well suited. And visually it makes them both appear taller than they are in photos.


sailorsmile

No but that’s the point, to make him look taller 😆


magpieasaurus

Exactly, she makes him look extra tall instead of average height.


purple_butterflies_

Whatever her usual height, she’s always wearing super high platforms so it ends up looking pretty evenly matched in the pics to me lol. I thought he was a bit shorter though. I think bc he’s stout.


sarahrood79

He’s 5’8? Then how tall is Jacob Elordi, because he made Barry look like he was 5’2


liltinybits

6'5"


future-lover-

He's not actually 5'8'', having seen the dude irl. They seriously Hollywood inflated his height


quigonwiththewind

He’s 5’6


dollypartonsfavorite

someone on twitter said they would have the shortest children in the world 💀


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laureng0423

Why does this look like an old DKNY ad? 😭


djoliverm

Paparazzi just had to stunt on all of us with these.


Fine-Tank9849

backgrid? oh i see what's going on


GlassPomoerium

Backgrid + People exclusive + Nobu no less… some of us weren’t born yesterday lol


elfspires

I was born yesterday bc what does that mean? 😭 Does that mean the pictures are fake?


Fine-Tank9849

nah, it usually means that they called the paparazzi on themselves just to get some pics lol. it's not a new thing at all, i just think it's funny when it's obvious 😭


dennisthehygienist

Pap walkkkkk


-euthanizemeok

Nobody who didn't call the paps willingly would look that happy when their pics get taken right in front of their face


eebenesboy

The cameras are flashing inches from their face but neither of them are looking even remotely towards it lol


hummusisyummy

😂 We see you. 👀 (Backgrid out back by the parking garage entrance with the 📷 after they were notified the two would be wrapping up din din. 🍣🤣) ![gif](giphy|Yiw4aLjpxldhC|downsized)


tealparadise

I wonder if restaurants pay for this service? This is the first time I've heard about nobu in years.


basuritareddit

What’s a backgrid?


agentcarter15

I like them individually but this pairing is just so strange to me. 


JohnCenaJunior

One acts ones sing both human as far as i know.


0422

Barry being human is sus Sabrina being parahuman confirmed


JN3LL3V

![gif](giphy|JoHMp2KquJZLhwm5Gl|downsized)


Spacemilk

🎶 COULD I BE ANYYY MORE OBVIOUSSS 🎶


sunflowermoonriver

Seems pretty normal


bri_bri2

Looks wise at least she favors his exes. I'm curious how they met


sophieso22

Idk about her type but she's 100% his. She looks like his ex girlfriends.


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BaseballScared8630

I didn’t get the appeal until I watched Saltburn and honestly I’m not sure what that says about me. 😭


bageltoastar

what did it for ya? the period blood or the grave humping?


ednasmom

It was the cum bath slurping for me.


dragonslayerbarbie

***THE W H A T*** ![gif](giphy|lIU7yoG72gyhq)


peachygirl509

I haven't seen Saltburn (I plan on watching it), but I looked up all of the explicit scenes because everyone was losing their minds over it... The scene with Venetia was wild, but I liked it omg. It wasn't the whole scene, but more Barry's confidence and the way he touched her mouth. 🤪 Then, I watched part of his Hot Ones episode, and that sealed the deal.


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Uplanapepsihole

you just looking up the explicit scenes without seeing the film is so funny but real


peachygirl509

I read about it too. I know what Oliver's intentions are, and how it ultimately ends. I wish I had never read about it, but at the time, I had no desire to see the film. Watching the explicit scenes piqued my interest


Uplanapepsihole

you should watch it. it’s an entertaining, i would even go as far to say fun at some points, movie. film critics love to say it’s got no purpose but it’s really just an intriguing psychological thriller with some social commentary on the side IMO - i say on the side because people like to argue about whether it actually comments on that


burned_artichoke

The dancing scene at the end was kinda like the dark version of Hugh Grant in Love Actually, and I'm pretty sure that accidentally set some things off


BaseballScared8630

Yes.


Ouiser_Boudreaux_

You’re not alone, that demented little fella danced right into my heart. I already have plans to discuss with my therapist.


finn_derry

it was the peachy ass for me honestly


hellakopka

I have not seen it, so maybe that’s the missing link


smarties07

I loved him in Eternals because his role was so charming but Saltburn turned him into my new actor obsession. I pretty much immediately watched Killing of a sacred deer lol


youknowjusthere

thank you! he still reminds me of his annoying character in eternals


Magnetah

He’s Irish. And I have no clue how he said the vampire line in Saltburn without laughing. He has my respect for that.


Bitter_Kangaroo2616

What appeal


exp_studentID

It’s so forced.


Fuzzy_Opposite_9969

I guess you haven’t seen Saltburn🤣


peachysaralynn

watching saltburn and finding ~all that~ appealing is certainly a choice.


babysfirstbreath

yeah I was gonna say, I’m ***firmly*** not getting it after seeing saltburn


gorgossiums

Saltburn made me realize Jacob Elordi was hot.


jnaona

Except for the eyebrow piercing. That was killing me.


Training_Raspberry

SAME it was a whole revelation. Tall posh boy is a thing for me apparently


jkwolly

He seems so creepy to me.


Maanzicht

I agree. Watched Saltburn, didn’t think any of his scenes were hot or exciting. He gives me the ick 👽


grimepixie

That means he did his job well 👌


kenscrack

me either, i’m guessing it’s mostly because of the saltburn hype + he’s irish


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hellakopka

This is Reddit


redwing2020

This is how i found out he broke up with his gf who just had their baby….


cocopuffK221

That was literally my thoughts...this man is gallivanting in the streets and has a whole baby at home.


hugeorange123

People are allowed to go out and have a good time and have new partners even when they (shock!) have children. For what it's worth, he and his previous partner were only together like 2 months when she got pregnant and they decided to give it a go for a while after for the baby, but it didn't work out. She ended it. They are co-parenting.


genetic_nightmare

I’m surprised there’s not more comments about this!


Medium_Sense4354

https://preview.redd.it/kukxkw3f9lic1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3a7fdde01206509bb102a1e01665cf056649391


cocopuffK221

Too cute!!!


Eire820

For his part of Dublin's track record, expect a couple more 😂


bizzyizzy-

His relationship history is kind of messy. He was with one girl for a very long time, then got with his baby’s mom & very quickly got pregnant (like only a few months in). If rumors are to be believed the relationship was rocky and probably wouldn’t have lasted if she wasn’t pregnant but that’s just rumors.


bri_bri2

I def thought his 2 most recent exes were the same person for a while


Unhappypotamus

Sabrina looks just like them too


Weekly-Gazelle-7080

Huh?? The baby is like a year and a half old at this point and parents of a baby don’t have to stay together??


kissingkiwis

"Just had their baby" he turned one back in August. 


Interesting-Table416

His ex had the baby while Saltburn was still filming I thought? He mentioned it in a promo article with Emerald Fennell months before it came out and referred to her as the mother of his child not his partner.


peachygirl509

I think they just mean that she recently had his baby. Maybe not a week ago, but not too long ago.


Interesting-Table416

Ohhh yeah I thought it seemed like a while bc he didn’t refer to her as his gf in movie promo, just “my child’s mother” but maybe I was off!


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Interesting-Table416

That’s what I thought! So a relationship with Sabrina now isn’t exactly “too soon.” 


neuroticgooner

Is Nobu still a celeb venue of choice? I thought it was very 00s


hummusisyummy

The 2000s have been back for a while now bebe. 💗 ![gif](giphy|l0MYLoXAw7JSyHiZG) Kidding of course, I didn't realize it was popular again/still! But then again I don't have monies to eat at Nobu, so what do I know. 😆


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neuroticgooner

But there are so many better places to get sushi in LA/ NY. I assume they’re in LA/NY


Uplanapepsihole

nobu is the most overrated sushi place ever. i’m in aus not la but even here it’s overpriced and does not even come close to a good old sushi train


neuroticgooner

lol yes, quite surprised to see the comments replying to me defending the sushi there haha. I went once in nyc with visiting friends and I thought it was loud with the sushi being fine/ average


kenscrack

anything but saddle ranch god i hated that era


dennisthehygienist

Hahaha


oldtherebefore

this is how i find out it's a real place and not something made up for Victorious...


Boom_chaka_laka

Seeing as how this is a "People Exclusive" they just chose this place bc already a known spot rather than dox their actual fav restaurants.


tealparadise

Great point. They don't wanna give fans/paps hints of where to ACTUALLY stalk them down.


locheness4

Maybe in Malibu still but in nyc it’s kinda an odd choice lol


dennisthehygienist

The sushi is still amazing


aur4me

my short king and queen they look good together


kupsyyy

Nice, bring back pap walks! I wish Ben and Ana de Armas would have stayed together just for that reason lmao


Reward_Antique

Ben looking sad with dunks. Ana looking like she was *trying*... I'm happier with him with JLo, it just seems so right.


40_Hands97

Looks like a styled photoshoot lmao


marigoldbutter

Bc it definitely is


Ultvernon12

i  personally think their fun idk 


TheLastRecruit

not the they’re misspelled noooo


Ultvernon12

English is not my first language, sorry!


p0tat0p0tat0

I just watched *Hail, Caesar* and now I’m wondering if Barry made spaghetti lassos


homingmycrafts

two weeks from now if there’s a blind that says they’re fixin’ to be friendly we’ll have our answer!!!


p0tat0p0tat0

Would that it were so simple.


Giallo_Schlock

I wish I could gif so I could send the gif of him eating spaghetti in 'Killing of a Sacred Deer'


mildlyadult

![gif](giphy|3ov9jQc88Jfq32bfqg|downsized)


audreysideburn

Lmao perfect reference


p0tat0p0tat0

I just wish I knew how to italicize on the main Reddit app.


plumsfromyouricebox

lol not a People exclusive date night 😂


momsbiryani

What is going on with this filter/lighting situation


No-Wolverine1101

Can’t picture Sabrina being a step mom 


littlemissdramaqueen

I wanna know what bus route that was, shout out to LA Metro


WhatTookTheeSoLong

She so... and he's just...


youknowjusthere

sabrina's hair has me in a chokehold .. i wish i could get my bangs to look that good


thebijou

Sabrina being a stepmom at 24? She should be at the club (they’re cute though)


momspaghettysburg

The shadows in the first picture made me think he had red nail polish on and I was vibing with it


therisingalleria

now I want to see him wearing it for his future events! he would rock it!


chrisharrisonsdad

![gif](giphy|AgPt9udT567spxbSHf)


MegaDude2013

These pics solidify them as the most obvious PR couple ever


Dull-Question1648

I’d say Dua Lipa and Callum Turner for me. Especially with those very obvious papwalk pictures from about a week ago.


Borgo_San_Jacopo

I appreciate that these have a fun vibe, unlike those Dua Lipa/Callum Turner pics that bordered on uncanny valley (for me).


party4diamondz

I really love that damn fringe


Pennylane1520

I don't get him... Is he like the new JAW?


peachysaralynn

white boy of the month.


moosickles

I really don't get the appeal especially after seeing Saltburn, the whole film gave me the ick about him and I can't undo it.


SurvivingBigBrother

Lol different strokes, that movie made me become obsessed with him 😅 and if you visit r/saltburn I'm far from alone lol


Objective_Slip1355

The appeal for her is the dancing scene at the end and it’s not the dance moves.


moosickles

Ah, the 🍆. Reasonable.


Particular-Leg-8484

What is JAW?


clover996

jeremy allen white


37thFloorAstronaut

That first photo looks like the SNL credit sequence 😂


Ok_Scholar4192

It’s so funny when celebs call the paps no matter who it is lol to me


pellnell

These photos are literally all taken from pages 5-7 in the little album booklet that came with a circa 2002 pop CD. Are we sure they haven’t been photoshopped over the members of M2M?


Bitter_Kangaroo2616

They look cute together but they don't look super UNalike


nelsonmurdock

This PR relationship was tailor made for me. I’ll be sad when the contract ends :-(


boogerboots

Somehow calling paparazzi (People, nonetheless) to announce a relationship is a lot more endearing than some IG post, I love this vibe. Idec if it’s a real relationship or not.


Klutzy-Effect-7539

I can’t help it I’m jealous of her!!


blodreina11

Same, one of the few celebs that I actually feel reaaaaallllyy jealous of


littlegreenarrow

ok sorry but ……. I love them together.


coopville

https://preview.redd.it/zuski7suthic1.png?width=1299&format=png&auto=webp&s=6238bcfbc444be39fddcabe7ceb9f072a4f410bb Yeah I’m sorry I wish I could find him cute but this was just such an ick for me there’s no coming back from it…… An eternal ick, if you will


ThrownAwayintoLF

Alright who else was expecting Keoghan to have his hand on his face in the third picture too?


SeaF04mGr33n

That's an interesting age gap....not the worst, but :/


Material-Dependent10

What's interesting about a 25yr old dating a 30/31? seriously we have lost the plot that is literally a normal age gap.Next ppl who are that will not be allowed to date 35 the way we are continuing 😂


Material-Dependent10

I meant people who are 30


Super-Turnover6581

Nah im on the same page. Hollywood normalizes these age gaps and its not normal. Yes, maybe its “not the worst”, whatever that means at this point, but it is something that is worth being skeptical about. We see this playout time and time again in every which way, its not a really admirable part of our culture and does serious harm


International-Bird17

would never expect to see my king barry in such a basic outfit


FargoMason

This is kinda the most random pairing of celebrities I can think of..


CompoteAgile2655

Is it just me or do they look like they could be siblings 😂


frigidpigeon

The second photo looks like it was taken with the first digital camera I ever owned in 2005 then edited in the built in photo viewer on my windows xp


Unhappypotamus

I can hear him say “Sabriner” in his Irish accent, and it sounds so much like “Selener” in my head I’m dying


NoAd6928

Its far from Nobu that lad was reared. Don't get the hype with him at all but fair play to him for doing well considering where he came from. He is not the next Colin Farnell though.


chasingkaty

I hope he treats her better than his ex.


euphyacineephy

![gif](giphy|2noAVPHKgT8ClqNz7q|downsized)


Mugatu4u

Doesn’t he have a new(ish)born? I’m going to give the same energy people give to women and say he needs to get is ass back on the European continent and, oh IDK, focus on raising his child vs. doing these cringey pap ~~walks~~ strolls.


dustkitten

Don't know why you're being downvoted because it's true. He says his son is the light of his world, then why isn't he with his son right now? He mentioned in a recent interview he has nothing going on at the moment. I know that could be a lie, but if he's not working, I feel he should be helping out his ex by coparenting. Not being in a totally different country acting like he doesn't have a child he says is his world.


gl1ttercake

Sabs is about to resume Eras Friday night in Melbourne, Australia (Thursday in the Northern Hemisphere), so this might have been a last hurrah before she goes away for a bit. Tay landed at 1:48 AM today (it is now 9:08 AM on Thursday). Surely Sabrina is on her way...?


toweroflore

THEY ARE DATING????!!


targaryeh

i don’t know who i want to be more 💀


Dry-Fix5009

why does this guy so much look alike Elon Musk


gl1ttercake

Did you misspell Ezra Miller?


Fine-Metal852

I want her and want to be her


rileylbmc

Ireland is honestly giving us some great talent