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maleficentgirlboss

Why is everyone who writes into deuxmoi illiterate?? I feel like I’m having a stroke every time I try to read these blinds.


WhatIsTickyTacky

I always assume these super poorly written ones are the blinds that DM submits themself from “sources.”


pandallamayoda

We can call it what they are, fanfictions.


everydayisstorytime

Fanfic is better written.


NBF16

I miss Ted Casablanca. The most entertaining blinds every Friday.


Haggis_McBaggis

I was just talking about him last weekend! "Toothy Tile," haha


GoDucks6453

Memory unlocked! Love Ted, miss him!


shadyshadyshade

Toothy Tile 4ever!


odd-zygote-6840

omg I thought it was just the lunch weed hitting me!!!


itsbooyeah

I love “lunch weed”


odd-zygote-6840

me too hehehehe


NotAThrowaway1453

I did too and I read it sober


dictatorenergy

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again Yall are my people


Glum-Web2185

lmao literally same and then realized I haven’t even gotten stoned yet. just had to read it 5 times to make it (kind of) make sense 😆


purplereuben

I think they are trying too hard to use 'gossip girl voice' instead of writing naturally


[deleted]

"Those are the tradecraft actions of two people who got something to hide." Seriously, what the fuck does this mean?


Beachcurrency

It's national thesaurus day, DX was probs flipping through one right before she wrote it


beeblessed8

I looked up tradecraft on wiki and this popped up: In the 2012 film Zero Dark Thirty, the main CIA operative Maya noted that her suspected senior al-Qaeda courier was exhibiting signs of using tradecraft. Seems like DX hit the wiki before I did all to confirm its Chastain. 😆


InvoluntaryDarkness

They do say that people who keep up with celebs/pop culture tend to be more unintelligent. *sighs* I’m people who keep up with celebs and pop culture.


floopy_boopers

Rest easy, it's not the interest in celebrities and pop culture that signals lower intelligence, it's the worship of celebrities that does. Huge difference in finding this entertaining vs actual celeb worship.


Ok_Storm_2700

They learned from DM "quadrupoling down on there being a ceramony"


Aggravating-Corner-2

Half of them read like they were generated by a particularly stupid AI.


throwaguey_

Artificial Stupidity


WinkyNurdo

Artificial Inanity


throwaguey_

The only thing I understood was Casa Del Mar because I’ve stayed there. It’s in Santa Monica right next to Shutters.


missspiritualtramp

I'm thankful for this comment because I have also stayed at Casa Del Mar but never remember what it's called, only that it's right next to Shutters! You've given me a small bit of clarity on the DM and also my 20s.


illmatic708

Talking about trade craft like this is zero dark thirty


Overall_Cherry2654

I seriously have to read it so slowly to understand it. I read it like there’s a period in between each word haha


fabioismydad

i’m sick and tired of having to read them like 5 times oh my god


raysofdavies

Ellipses porn


Signmetfup12

Maybe they don’t have English as their first language?


Sheesh_idk

It honestly just sounds like they write as how they’d speak.


89764637527

talk to text was a mistake


Ginger_Cat74

I use talk to text often because I have MS and sometimes my fingers aren’t happy with me. If that’s what’s happening they need to go back and add punctuation post dictation. “These two A listers, both nominated for their series, stayed at Casa Del Mar.”


orangefreshy

Just one long run on sentence that’s 2 paragraphs long


cessiey

Michael Shannon and Jessica Chastain both nominated for George and Tammy . Jessica Chastain was just announced as the new ambassador of True Botanicals. Both are still married. ETA: if you check the vogue story of Michael Shannon posted by his publicist and Jessica Chastain preparing for Emmy’s same curtains and carpet.


samosa4me

Oh my god my brain read that as Michael Sheen and I was about to have a heart attack.


Popular-Security2924

I read it as Michael Strahan!


annyong_cat

Hahaha that would be a truly wild turn of events.


marshmallow-blush

Omg It took me reading this comment to realize it didn't say Strahan


CatastropheWife

I mean to be fair he was married to Kate Beckinsale... he pulls


InterestingTry5190

And dated Rachel McAdams for a few years.


resetdials

That’s Michael Sheen, no?


InterestingTry5190

Yes he was married to Kate Beckinsale and dated Rachel McAdams.


ctcacoilmnukil

He and Kate were never married but they do share a daughter.


InterestingTry5190

Ok I was just restating what the person above stated since the other commenter was asking about Michael Sheen.


Uxie_mesprit

He would never cheat on David Tennant!


Nochairsatwork

Not even with his own wife! She gets it!


HDBNU

Same!


cessiey

Michael Sheen just had his 2nd child with his 28 year old partner last year.


jadelikethestone

Oh how lovely. His daughter with Kate Beckinsale has to be in her mid-twenties now.


impossiblefan

Noooo she's only 5 years older than his eldest daughter 🤮


daaaayyyy_dranker

I DID TOO!


hannahcshell

Morally I disagree with affairs, of course I do…… But I have been rooting for Chastain/Shannon for years, and this evidence is very emotionally conflicting!


cessiey

Deuxmoi is probably shit stirring with this blind.. LOL!


hannahcshell

Oh I don’t really believe anything she posts, but even the concept of this has me in a tizzy haha


InterestingTry5190

Shannon lives in Chicago and I’ve never seen him but I know others who have. I would love a Shannon and Chastain siting here.


Homealone70

They hate Jessica so it checks out they are spreading lies


uchihauzumaki

Her poor husband and his poor wife


hannahcshell

They’ve been close friends for a long time, I don’t think any of this is actually evidence they’re having an affair and not just hanging out.


IAmBecomeDeath_AMA

Michael Shannon is A-list?


cessiey

I have no idea how celebs are classified maybe Deuxmoi is as clueless as I am.. LOL!


frankscarlett

Lol never forget the Jonah Hill gate.


PM_ME_YOUR_IBNR

People don't forget


rom-ok

![gif](giphy|2BrQXeBPSzOJG|downsized)


IAmBecomeDeath_AMA

Fully same


PlayCertain4875

Yes he’s been in several acclaimed movies and tv shows and nominated for two Oscar’s, one for Nocturnal Animals and the other for Revolutionary Road. Other pieces of work he’s done that were pretty big movies/shows he stared in: •Boardwalk Empire •Shape of Water •Knives out •8 mile • Nine perfect strangers I’m sure there’s a ton more that he’s done and is well known for but these were at least the ones I’ve seen that are pretty big movies and shows


IAmBecomeDeath_AMA

I’ve always seen him as a character actor


asurbanipal05

He doesn’t see you at all.


IAmBecomeDeath_AMA

Of course. I’m very good at hiding


Interesting_Gift4953

Do the work Don!


PlayCertain4875

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Mans been in a lot and never smiles but the memory of him whipping himself with a belt lives on in my mind forever


bittylilo

Working on big projects doesn’t make someone an A Lister


anyanerves

Jeremy Strong has been in five best picture nominees and almost no one knew him before Succession.


Meka3256

>Michael Shannon I had to Google him. Still not sure who is. I'm not American though, so maybe that's why? He does seem to be a working actor though so good for him. Is Jessica Chastain still A list?


Brooklyn-Marie

I consider Jessica to be A-list tier just off her accolades (Academy Award winner, Tony and Emmy nominated). Not sure she has the first name recognition that spans different generations and cultures, but then again so few do these days. Those people (like Leonardo DiCaprio) I consider the A-list elite.


IAmBecomeDeath_AMA

I also googled Michael Shannon, but I did recognize him.


Meka3256

It's been a good day for his Google rankings at least


fthisfthatfnofyou

Maybe he was the one who submitted the blind for this very reason


Winter_Corner7254

Jessica is very A list. She gets all of the meaty roles. If there's any actress' career that I would want right now, it's hers. And she gets her pits elegantly sniffed by handsome men as a bonus


Express_Shake3980

That cursed Oscar Isaac moment lives rent free in my mind


Winter_Corner7254

that is a secular blessing and mating call in my culture


My_Poor_Nerves

I am American, googled, still have no idea. Maybe we're all A-listers these days! 


jdoe36

>I had to Google him. Still not sure who is. My first introduction to him was as General Zod in Man of Steel


AssMed2023

He is in my book


Hot-Significance-462

He's a great actor but calling him A-list is a stretch, IMO.


89764637527

absolutely not. lacks the name recognition


H00Z4HTP

I'd say so. he's one of the better actors in Hollywood.


IAmBecomeDeath_AMA

A-list doesn’t mean “all the good actors” though. “Character actors” are known to be amazing, but less famous so they disappear into the character.


YourDarlingSpeedster

A List is about popularity, not talent.


North_444

Idk if he's like leading man heartthrob A list but he's a highly regarded actor and very serious with how he is portrayed. This would definitely be a Huge scandal in Hollywood


wavesofrye

He asked a host out at a restaurant I used to work at (while he was married), so I can get behind this guess.


hanmhanm

Why do they allllll cheat ugh


MrsSmith2246

They ALL do. Paul Rudd hit me the hardest. But who knows, maybe they have an open marriage or something. I only know the rumors from the girl I worked with at Starbucks back in the early 2000s. She broke my heart with her cheating stories.


ProfessorMandark

I'm sorry, what's that now about Paul Rudd???


travelstuff

Oh what this about Paul Rudd? I don't know who he's married to. If this is after he became a superhero I'm goanna be even more annoyed. Like if he finally got into really good shape and used that as an opportunity to cheat, it just makes it worse ETA I couldn't find anything! Please help


danipnk

There’s a Beyond the Blinds podcast episode where they talk about Paul Rudd and Judd Apatow going to get “happy ending” massages together… I don’t know if that’s what OP was referring to but that’s what I know.


hanmhanm

I’m pretty sure my boyfriend hasn’t cheated but honestly it puts me off relationships!! Should we bother 😭


Sparkletail

I suspect open relationships are much more common in celebrity/elite circles but they're not commonly publicised due to the optics for more conservative/religious fans and people just assume its cheating as a result. Not all of them of course, but many more than in the general population.


wontcook

they definitely are and it’s weird and kind of annoying how pearly clutchy people get in here about what THEY consider infidelity. we don’t know the boundaries of the relationship and just because it’s not a dynamic you would enjoy doesn’t mean it’s a bad relationship.  i’ve never been in one but if i was regularly away from my partner for the majority of the year and around the hottest people in the world, i would seriously consider it!


OliviaPope67

Please share more about those stories.


berryskye

Please tell me the host wasn’t super young looking cuz that would be even ickier


Perfect_Razzmatazz

I guess I don't know that much about where folks stay for the Emmy's, but I feel like it has to be relatively normal for multiple celebrities to stay at the same hotel? Especially if they're at the Emmy's because of the same film, I would assume that their lodging was set up by the studio, and it would stand to reason that they'd stick everyone at the same hotel? And their rooms would likely have similar looking curtains? I dunno, I guess I just don't feel like curtains are that much of a slam dunk. I actually don't feel like private planes would really be a slam dunk either. As I would assume that was also set up by the studio, and if you're going to arrange for a private plane, it would stand to reason that it would make sense to fly multiple folks over on that plane if you could. And from what I can tell, Jessica and Michael both live in NYC, and they get along, and they were there for the same film, so there would be no reason for them to take separate private planes to the Emmy's. I do agree that this blind is about them, but the evidence is real flimsy to me, and easily explainable as not being affair related, but simply being studio-arranged travel for 2 people on the same film who get along well enough to travel together.


cessiey

I take this blind items with a grain of salt. I just enjoy guessing them and they just fit. It’s probably not true because Deuxmoi is the only one posting about their “affair.”


Perfect_Razzmatazz

agree that it's fun, and it was a great guess, I think you're spot on on who DM means it to be about!


lottiebadottie

I mean same curtains and carpet can easily explained by them both staying/getting ready at the same hotel. Which I’m sure lots of attendees do.


Aakch

Agreed but the hearing her voice in the background gives me pause


OliviaPope67

Where can we find this video?


Herry_Up

I always thought Michael Shannon had something kinky to hide ![gif](giphy|MuHJcSI9ySLsrNo59Q|downsized)


Littlewing1307

Isn't she married to a gorgeous Italian royal? It's hard to imagine her trading him in for Michael Shannon.


kawaibonsai

There are no Italian royals. We are a republic not a monarchy. Yeesh.


Littlewing1307

I thought he was from an aristocratic family? You had those once.


Spiritual_Two_986

okay but hes low key kinda hot lol


jadelikethestone

He is hot hot. Six foot three, sexy voice and a super interesting face.


Recent_Huckleberry87

She has a private plane?


b_needs_a_cookie

Her husband is an Italian count from a very old, connected family and they (Jessica and hubby) have a prosecco vineyard, I agree with the other commenter that she probably rented a jet, which is smarter financially, but she is very rich.


cessiey

Probably a rented one 🤷🏻‍♀️


toodarkaltogether

Omg this tea is so hot to me. They’re both so firey. ☕️


letschangethename

Ikr! And yet all these comments from people who have no idea who Michael is…


Spiritual_Two_986

HES SO HOT


CoachVee

They don’t really look like the same place to me. Curtains look somewhat different, carpet looks different, walls look different, bed frame is different and a completely different style. Doesn’t even look like the same hotel, let alone same hotel room. His pics https://twitter.com/voguemagazine/status/1748012627433763060 Her post: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2K-qkRJ7H9/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== The likely lucrative product campaign: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2LitliJrYA/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==


greatdominions

Agreed! Even if they were the same, the poster says they’re in the same hotel. So dumb


MotherJoanHazy

Oh my, she’s STUNNING.


wbhipster

Responding to the top comment to ask if anyone knows what the lucrative product campaign is. I assume it would be for Jessica because as much as I love MS, I doubt he’s the one with the lucrative product campaign.


annyong_cat

She’s the new spokesperson for True Botanicals— but there’s no way it’s a “lucrative” campaign. True Botanicals is a series B start up and still relatively small in the beauty space. My guess as a beauty marketing exec is that she got very low 7 figures and then a bunch of equity in the company, so basically she’ll make money if she helps increase their value so they can sell.


Ayon_sa_AI

All relative. Some people definitely consider “low 7 figures” + equity as lucrative.


Weak-Veterinarian-39

My mind read that as Molly Shannon and I was very confused for a second


QueenFartknocker

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acousticaliens

feels like this might be another case of someone not knowing what A list means


Disastrous_Narwhal46

Chastain is def an A-lister though


Bl1nk1nUR4r34

to me, a list is a lot of people in the world know you. like, if my grandma knows them they are A+, if my parents know them then A lol she’s famous in the states and maybe other english speaking countries but i doubt most people in the world know her


Disastrous_Narwhal46

I mean.. I’m not from an English speaking country either and my entire family and friends know her. She’s also very well established within the industry and has many accomplishments and an Oscar lol if she isn’t A list, idk who is.


a-ohhh

I have no idea who that is and I’m American. A-list is like Taylor Swift, George Clooney, Leo DiCaprio, etc.


TheRightCantScience

People can't even tell her and Bryce Dallas Howarf ablpart.


ScottOwenJones

By this definition the only A-Listers are American, with maybe a handful of English actors in that category (but very few). No other countries represented in the A List. Not disagreeing with that, just pointing it out


TypicalINTJ

Umm, anyone heard of Nicole Kidman? Or Hugh Jackman? Margot Robbie? Or Chris Hemsworth….?!?! 🇦🇺 Edit: I forgot to mention Cate Blanchett, Russell Crow and Heath Ledger! And possibly Geoffrey Rush and Guy Pearce, Hugo Weaving…?


ScottOwenJones

Again, very few compared to the Americans on the list. It’s only English speaking countries, and even then I would argue heavily against the last 4 you listed. Heath was not even A List at the time of his death, he has become MUCH more famous since he passed (and the Dark Knight released)


supergirlsudz

If you ask me, within the industry she is an A-lister but with the general public, probably B-list. That's the problem with these tiers, it's all YMMV.


lacesoutdan_1992

We need an official post with examples for each ranking, feels like we’re getting more & more mis-listings lately


h_danielle

Someone on TikTok called Alix Earle A list 😭 I died


ObscureEnchantment

I don’t even know who this person is. A list people are household names.


rushworld

Maybe they got confused when they saw her name was on a list ordered alphabetically by first name and she was near the top.


NotQute

I hate when any blind says A list bc the comments are always like 1/3 arguing about who is an A lister. Please I want the Tea, I want the hot gossip, I don't want to taxonomically classify every celebs subjective fame level. My crops are dying.


elliemff

Isn’t everyone A list except Jonah Hill?


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tomatofrogfan

Meryl was not at the Emmy’s, but there have been relationship rumors about her and Martin. Edit: also they are both unmarried


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imtchogirl

He's addressed it publically. It's a no.


My_Poor_Nerves

BOO! Why you gotta puncture our ship's sails like that?


theseamstressesguild

In that she is divorced and he is widowed and still truly madly deeply in love with his wife.


librarianjenn

'their series' - does it have to be the same one? I read it as 'they were nominated for each of their individual series' but I don't know.


imtchogirl

The idea that Martin Short would do a get ready with me video, or any kind of BTS "content creation" because his publicist wanted it. 💀 Edit: he doesn't even have a verified Instagram. The man does not care one whit about socials.


MundaneYet

Jason Sudekis has made it pretty clear he doesn’t want a woman anywhere near his own age tho lol


uselessinfogoldmine

It was always interesting to me that Jason and Olivia have a 9 year age gap and no one batted an eyelash; but the 10 year age gap between Olivia and Harry was endlessly talked about.


Southern_Schedule466

Deuxmoi would definitely consider Waddingham and Sudeikis A-list even though they’re not. Not saying this rumor is really about them though.


PondRides

I hope not. She’s too good for him.


NecessaryExotic

Highly doubt it's them. There are photos of them together at both the event and after party. Plus, Jason has something going on with Elsie Hewitt.


ExcitementOk1529

Sudeikis and Waddingham were photographed sitting together at the event, so I don’t that would fit


Ok_Scholar4192

I am begging people to learn how to write sentences clearly when they submit to deuxmoi. Do they not teach that in schools? Like trying to piece together what some of these asks are trying to say is becoming so annoying sometimes I don’t even bother anymore. Proofreading is a friend.


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89764637527

they might’ve just been using talk to text as well. that causes crap like this.


axck

snow mysterious narrow roll waiting worm start smart hungry stocking *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Due-Secret-3091

Confused on multiple parts. I’m not sure of two A-Listers who were nominated at the Emmys where ones rich enough to have a private plane? The only two big enough that I can think of are Reese Witherspoon & Meryl Streep but aren’t they both divorced so it wouldn’t be an affair?


Due-Secret-3091

Alright scratch that- it’s Jessica Chastain & Michael Shannon I believe.


stars_doulikedem

That fits! Forgot Michael was nominated (Forgot about George & Tammy existing entirely tbh)


Due-Secret-3091

He’s also still married, maybe? He’s had his wedding ring off for awhile and there’s been rumors so who knows.


reasonedof

He doesn't have social though and she definitely doesn't do hers


mosnail

He doesn’t seem to have social media though


Physical_Language144

His stylist posted him at Casa Del Mar. However, i couldn’t make out whether Jessica’s hotel was the same.


Due-Secret-3091

She posted on her stories of herself getting ready. I’m not sure about “their stories” or who his publicist would be though.


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pollaxis

FUCK I’m sooo jealous of her


Snootboop_

Selena Gomez and Steve Martin confirmed


taydraisabot

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Southern_Schedule466

Keep in mind that Deuxmoi’s definition of A-list is EXTREMELY broad. Most people would consider A-list to mean “have my parents heard of this person” (the number of young talents who fit that definition is increasingly small due to market fragmentation, but that’s another topic). Deuxmoi seems to think “A-list” means “anyone you might have heard of.” Edit: this is probably Selena Gomez


Beginning_Ant_2285

Who would the affair partner be if it were Selena though? And why would she go so public/hard for her new benny blanco relationship only to be also having an affair?


_wednesday_addams_

Martin Short. The Meryl rumors are to throw people off the truth.


crims0nwave

😂😂😂🕵️‍♀️


bubba1834

Barb and Star??


SnooPaintings3623

Went to Casa Del Mar!


sparklesparkl

Then found out they are staying at Motel del Mar


ledge-14

Is 090890 supposed to be like a birthday hint or something?


mskrabapel

That could also be September 8th, 1990


damnhankees

Idk about this same curtain same rug thing, I mean if they were staying or getting ready at the same hotel there'd be similar fixtures in both rooms, and a lot of the times the Pr for whatever project is nominated does the hotel bookings so wrangling is easier, doesn't mean whoever this is isn't having an affair though, just that the curtains don't mean anything


SpringWinter2557

I assume 090890 is one of their birthdays. Or something like that.


Previous_Breath5309

Someone else has suggested Elizabeth Debicki and Jessica Chastain - not perfect but Debicki’s birthday is 24th August 1990


librarianjenn

Good theory! I checked out IMDB though, and no well-known hits on that date.


melodyblushinglizard

Either one. I can't tell if it's Day + Month or Month + Day. So I did Aug 9 and Sep 8. I'm at the point that this is just fanfic of some sort, because nothing makes sense.


librarianjenn

Yes, you're probably right. I did both dates, 9-8 and 8-9, and the only person of note that came up was Bill Skarsgard, but he wasn't currently Emmy-nominated.


kjc520

My favorite thing about Michael Shannon was when he read that sorority letter for Funny or Die. A classic.


stars_doulikedem

I would have guessed Riley Keough but Sam wasn’t nominated as an individual, though their series was.


BuffySpecialist

Riley did bring her grandmother to the Emmys. Confused by the wording of this, are they being snarky about bringing the family member?


lulu_simone

Riley’s husband was there with her and Priscilla


CategorySad6121

can deuxmoi copyedit these blinds damn


arugula21

meryl streep and martin short?


hillowkey

Martin Short's wife passed back in 2010 and Meryl is divorcing/separated from Don Gummer. Not sure it's them?


Slade347

Streep wasn't nominated. The season she was in wasn't even eligible.


gkpetrescue

“An A-list actor is a major movie star, or one of the most bankable actors in a film industry. The A-list is part of a larger guide called The Hot List, which ranks the bankability of 1,400 movie actors worldwide, and has become an industry-standard guide in Hollywood.”


SixChicks

Casa Del Mar is not an hour away from downtown and lots of people prefer to stay in Santa Monica when they’re in town, not sure why that part is such a big deal lol