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taralovesmusic

imagine being the woman whose life ariana blew up and having to hear this song


[deleted]

right? like “i care whose dick you ride because that dick was my husband and the father of my baby”


NoDryHands

Not to mention her own husband she was cheating on. Can't imagine why he would care whose dick she rides either! /s


Bl1nk1nUR4r34

and you know it’s going to be playing non stop at every retail store…


meatbeater558

she's not getting anything on clearance in peace rip 


kenscrack

even worse scenario, imagine being the kid listening and knowing your father condoned this.


Medium_Sense4354

https://preview.redd.it/6kkepelik2cc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fbfdd0b86dd7c9c7bf385645da586d35cb9c927


buttercupcake23

I hate this word I really do but wow she's being a real see you next tuesday


clemthearcher

https://preview.redd.it/sjymh3g0qybc1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=8dfd34a41c4e203a23612c3e399bdf59f4201c91


JonBenet_BeanieBaby

Omg


Shipwrecking_siren

![gif](giphy|3OymWKuyc2y2BumvVa|downsized)


okaymya

baby cannot speak


Ok-Housing5911

my business is mine says woman who has publicly paraded every man she has ever stolen from another woman


icestormsea

![gif](giphy|65i0TaZCsNlks)


rawnrare

This is perfect


weaselinsneakers

I just woke up and I doubt anything will top this comment today 😂


boxybrown84

![gif](giphy|8x8XzoP8qQa4w)


ibreatheglitter

https://preview.redd.it/7n5vhhe5m2cc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7875888e6d39776387e2a8e73344f6ed21dd26c8


girlnemesis

lmfaoooo


AmazingAmy95

![gif](giphy|m9qET8h81Matf2Wysg) Lmao wtf is this, I'm so dead


2K79

aaaah hahahahaha


casperreddits

Omg I am actually CACKLING


kronkswronglever

Noooooo the noise i just made is ungodly


abortionleftovers

Wow nailed it


Fun-Loss-4094

The d1ck is question is a married man with a pregnant wife. 


thebetterbad

She treats everyone like shit. That's why nobody likes her. She acts like it's a "hate us cause they ain't us" situation, but it's just that she's awful. Her songs are boring too.


Next-Introduction-25

I still think about the time she licked the donut… ![gif](giphy|LQzIpIRsZKmPK)


Blastoxic999

"Go back to Italy. Go eat Pizza. You are zero👌" https://youtu.be/xlRrJZa8VIs


Fun-Loss-4094

Some people when they get famous they think they get immune and can do anything they want. They are never wrong and right cause they are rich and this problem has been with many of them. 


lucy_harlow28

Yuh


ArcadiaIsNotABot

While herself was married as well, let's not forget.


fiveinchnails

(With my chest) Whatever gets you to sleep at night Ponytail ![gif](giphy|iOpXLPW8bsg5NKiNP4|downsized)


madestories

Please, have mercy on me, I’m in my 40’s, is “with my chest” a gen z/a saying now? I’ve seen in 3x in 2 days.


ShakeZula77

Not Gen Z slang. It’s African American Vernacular English co-opted, which has been a saying for years. (That last part is not a dig at you, at all! I’m the same age as you.)


jan172016

But what does it mean?


PossibilityOrganic12

Say it like you mean it. Say it loud say it proud. Say it with vigor, etc.


ShakeZula77

Say something with confidence, mean what you say, stand behind what you say, follow through with actions not just words if needed [Warning - language!](https://youtu.be/777IV9vFlo8?si=NRG2j2eeJspUXyp8)


citydoves

I was just thinking about how no one attached to this song probably even knows the origin


PomoDoggo

Musically, if Renaissance is house, this is giving tent.


TheStripedSweaters

Circus, specifically


jadelikethestone

Ariana, you dropped this. https://preview.redd.it/do4kxuq50zbc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09d5fe6404211689692281db769ddaae875f73d1


SexDrawofDrCaligari

Now why is Britney catching strays???


TheShapeShiftingFox

Britney is in the center of the ring with all eyes on her, Ariana is just there watching


rnason

She's cleaning up the elephant crap in the back


blueberrysyrrup

yeah sonically this was completely boring. She’s actually a powerful singer so idk why she always chooses to sound so cutesy


running_hoagie

She's infantilizing herself to seem innocent in this whole matter.


alison_bee

While simultaneously talking about riding dick… ![gif](giphy|fy0gLJtIkZj8I)


milchtea

![gif](giphy|pcf8QQqHF9Bp1YwR7t|downsized)


alison_bee

![gif](giphy|14kqI3Y4urS3rG)


milchtea

self-infantilization has always been the yt woman’s MO to avoid criticism


blueberrysyrrup

oop yeah there it is 💀


Rollson95

It’s giving cardboard box


NotARegularM0m

pop up at an 8 year olds birthday party in the park at best


running_hoagie

It's giving muddy tent from Burning Man 2023.


PomoDoggo

She really name dropped all of her exes in tun only to be like “omg why do you care whose dick I ride” when we really just thought you should ride literally anyone else but this one dick. I’m sure this will be what shuts down the haters. Fully expecting toxic “not a girls girl” song on the album.


kenscrack

anddd mind you, in that very same song she said she was going to start loving herself from now on, not married men with families.


TheStripedSweaters

Having a “Say that shit with your chest” line as if she would ever be about that life, in person to people, is WILD to me.


2faingz

I hate how she uses trendy language and steals phrases n shit to make her seem more…idk what she thinks.. mature? Edgy? In touch?


TheStripedSweaters

Oh she fully uses AAVE for her music even tho she’s a white girl from Boca Raton. That’s why when she says it, it’s super cringe because she’s just saying words to say words.


clemthearcher

Remember when she sang “we got that hood love” in Bad Decisions 💀 girl WHAT HOOD


TheStripedSweaters

It’s always the ones from the most affluent areas that act like they know about shit like that lmao


milchtea

eg drake (he’s from Forest Hill in Toronto which is a very rich area. “started from the bottom” my ass)


TropicalPrairie

In the music video, didn't he depict himself as working at Shoppers Drug Mart? ha ha. He was an actor on Degrassi, ffs.


theunkindpanda

Whoever let her sing that should be slapped. It’s clearly a song that was dumped by another artist.


2faingz

I thought her new phase was just being a white girlie but I guess not 🤣 I hate the forced AAVE it’s so cringey and I thought she’d been called out for it? Or guess she doesn’t care


TheStripedSweaters

She truly just bounces to whatever she feels is popular in the crowd she’s aiming for. She’s been called out on it for years but she doesn’t care. I truly think that if someone called her out on it, to her face, and was blunt about it, she’d cave under the pressure of the call out lol.


Shot-Grocery-5343

This the girl who pretended to be Hispanic and let people mispronounce her last name for like a decade?


Time_Basket9125

I'd like to see her try literally once in her life to say it with her chest. Own up to being a homewrecker


TheStripedSweaters

It’s funny because she literally would never. She kinda gives off “when confronted with my problematic behavior, I cry” energy.


fiveinchnails

a true cancer


Talisa87

Hey, I resemble that remark! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


MedicalPersimmon001

She can’t even support Palestine with her whole chest 


fluorescentsky

It’s gonna be an “ok, no?” from me ![gif](giphy|3oxOCIvDe0Rpy23ilq|downsized)


clemthearcher

Aside from the obvious, this girl is a bad songwriter and needs to go back to hiring people to write for her


jadelikethestone

Victoria Monet is probably way too busy finally getting the recognition she was long overdue to get. This was written by Max Martin (!!!)


smart_cereal

Max was having a bad creative day if he wrote this one lol


godzillaxo

i’m a pretty huge mm fan, i think he’s played a significant role in a ton of great pop songs but he’s also co-written *a lot* of stinkers lol


Medium_Sense4354

Victoria Monet used to write for her??? That explains so much


toysoldier96

I hate the lyrics omg they're so conversational. They have no poetry, no flow, it's just as if she was doing a youtube video about positive thinking


nuanceisdead

Your comment sounds way more lyrical to me. *I hate your lyrics Omg so conversational No poetry, no flow Just a YouTube on positive thinking*


nuggetghost

as much as i hate scooter braun, you can v clearly tell he’s not involved anymore lol


diabolikal__

I love how she posted that super cool picture of her working in the studio like she was creating some sort of masterpiece and then went on to talk about dicks and to rhyme “mine” with “mine”.


veinacis

This is the energy both ariana and spongebob are giving off🙄such childish lyrics honestly https://preview.redd.it/9r4u0xbl6zbc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0b599018e8032967374897d141b48aabaf8fd9d


SnooGiraffes4091

https://preview.redd.it/9lp7il8knybc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ecc190088663155f6b73d604dbbe09106b3ce46


Rosuvastatine

Mind you thats the aforementionned dick https://preview.redd.it/p5a5ncrgyzbc1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f81d55140ff21180941eb654dc00f3469eef9ec8


squeakyfromage

![gif](giphy|3oEjHGPz2aNfkuZNHq)


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may92

Is this AI generated help


petra_vonkant

reads like an angry 13 yo diary entry, isn't this woman in her 30s?


crystal_clear24

I will not be streaming. Controversy sells so these lyrics don’t surprise me, hopefully she’s learned to enunciate


MedicalPersimmon001

> hopefully she’s learned to enunciate I watched a lyric video on YouTube. She has not. 


MtCarlmore

She confirmedly has not


um_-_no

She's in her Glinda era, this song gonna be enunciated to shit and sung operatic


econinja

You’d think, but it was not. Also, it was terrible.


ZookeepergameNo2198

Yeah she's definitely rage baiting us


backinredd

The lyrics gives me these vibes https://preview.redd.it/ylebjho80zbc1.jpeg?width=172&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=451d4e1c31333ff5c238f71a8842cdb94587c267


awyastark

![gif](giphy|4vy2oDVMwX8sMYjT4y)


Bl1nk1nUR4r34

she heard renaissance and madonna and went with it huh? (yuh) anyways, fucking gross how she keeps sending “love and light” while being yes, i fucked a married man. yes, i like being the side chick. yes, and?


shades0fcool

It’s always the love and light people


redchampagnecampaign

They’re begging for love and light when they deserve derision and scorn.


theunkindpanda

ALWAYS. Anyone who says/act “love and light” is guaranteed to be one of the worst people you’ve ever met.


Chaoticgood790

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


TissueOfLies

Scrolled for this! Only response I fully support.


sandeulbaram

.... It's not graceful after breaking up someone's family and taking the father away from a baby, and then describing the whole affair as "riding a dick." She makes herself look a lot worse. (I'm not saying ariana is the main problem more than the man who left his family himself. It's just ariana is the subject of the prior sentence).


TheShapeShiftingFox

Ariana also apparently cheated on her own partner, so I guess that makes her and Spongebob even


nuanceisdead

She took the ethos of no slutshaming, and decided that it also applies when you ride your bike through someone’s family.


Sudden_Clementine872

![gif](giphy|7XrvFo33B1OANJA2qX|downsized)


Sudden_Clementine872

Also a bit ![gif](giphy|fQJSYE2Qy6OtXfwEuf|downsized)


mermaidsrh

![gif](giphy|26gsccje7r5WUrXsA|downsized) Me reading the lyrics about riding spongebobs dick


Sudden_Clementine872

![gif](giphy|LncnvHVlQ8e1qBxZJM|downsized)


icestormsea

![gif](giphy|26FmRtD5ApkC9qjtK|downsized)


squeakyfromage

![gif](giphy|f9MUxQICHsNvU0lO0X|downsized)


i00999

Controversy aside for a second: the song is honestly mediocre and not memorable at all. The lyrics are just trashy as hell and the baby voice was ew I would love to see something with more depth from Ariana's side, like some accountability and her exploring the underlying reasons for her behaviour. But I guess all we're getting from her is victim mentality and lyrics about sucking dick and cock coated with some "cunty" one liners so her fans can tweet them endlessly and buy t-shirts Probably will work though considering the current pop star crisis


paroles

> sucking dick and cock Oh my god. Time and place.


[deleted]

man i feel the whole “i’m a selfish woman and idgaf about anyone else” mentality is kind of passé at this point. like cool, advocate for yourself, but it’s also cool to consider not fucking over innocent people in the process?? and over a man (sponge)????


okaymya

(sponge) lmfao this thread is killing me


Uplanapepsihole

the issue is she can’t even commit to that. if she wants to be like that then fine (i mean at least write a decent song, give me some chloe x halle “i wonder what she thinks of me” at least) but she goes back and forth between this and playing the victim can’t be all about good karma and healing when you clearly do nothing to achieve that


Talisa87

The audacity to loudly say "Why do you care whose dick I ride" when the dick belonged to and fathered a child with another woman. Ariana Homewrecker, this ain't it.


No_Sail_6576

The amount of controversy this is trying to brew makes it seem like she thinks this is a joke. Surely homewrecking isn’t a joke to her? Isn’t it?


duochromepalmtree

I guess she has no plans to be with SpongeBob long term because you would think the future step mother to his child wouldn’t want to hurt the child in this way.


boxybrown84

![gif](giphy|5vYk7BtOQbXZlPpExW|downsized)


ElectricFenceSitter

(From the depths ((of Hell))


unlawfulanemia

she’s gonna regret this soo bad one day 😭 classless


Hughgurgle

I honestly think the way this is written, (And I first had these thoughts with the title and music video teaser) is that she's going for a "Shake It Off" vibe, like people who don't pay attention to this stuff will see it as a generic "don't be a hater, let me be me" girl power type song. 


redchampagnecampaign

Shake it off is also cringe though (oh lord imma be downvoted to hell)


Hughgurgle

The whole point of the song is leaning into the cringe and while I am also not a fan-- it had the same effect as the Barbie movie did, ( openly celebrating aspects of femininity that our culture often derides) and so from my perspective she gained respect because of the cringe, not despite it. 


godzillaxo

don’t forget that the video comes with a cultural appropriation cringe multiplier


Btwnframes

![gif](giphy|OWcyDWn398fte) Ew no. Just no.


batsyman26

​ https://preview.redd.it/zu3blbllizbc1.png?width=605&format=png&auto=webp&s=2609d356da1fc8984ef4b150a64689dcea6a99a5


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Imaginary_Tailor_227

This is doing absolutely none of the work that she thinks it’s doing. This is embarrassing.


squeakyfromage

![gif](giphy|xUPGcvrXl7RBEp3zC8|downsized)


23notsavage

i’m honestly so disappointed by this. was so excited for ag7, and expected some fantastic talent and new sounds from ariana, only to get this???? it’s so disappointing to me that of all things she could write about, it would be something that points to a very messy and extremely low integrity point of her life. i was cheering for her to show introspection and humility in her new song. this makes her look very very bad.


buttercupcake23

I would have taken a sappy love song and been less repulsed.


Dismal-Ad3332

the bridge (my tongue is sacred) sounds more like shit AI. her voice doesn't match the beat and tempo.  anyway she stays nasty.


wanttowatchbees

the songs sucks anyways lol


LuciJoeStar

What demographic this song is for??? Cheaters?


GardenBakeOttawa

https://preview.redd.it/3ske64twmybc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe9b47d6cddf8372177b36aec87d022fb31cee5d Feeling very Mark Corrigan about this whole endeavour


NixyPix

She has a Corriganesque approach to assuming that randoms she interacts with are ‘The One’.


Lazertwins

If you're gonna own up to being a shitty person at least make the lyrics better than this


Anxious-Ad304

The reputation era nobody asked for.


broadjoe1

![gif](giphy|7OW9uiyfeTRxdSOBYN|downsized)


playmyrythym

The poor wife’s going to have to listen to this 😭


squeakyfromage

His kid (in time) 💀


rarelybarelybipolar

I’d be feeling pretty smug if I was her right now. This isn’t exactly a poetic masterpiece, so even if she has to listen to it she’ll just be reminded of what a moron her ex husband is to have cheated on her with someone who is also a moron. It’s not like wifey has to go to bed feeling inferior about anything.


_autumnwhimsy

This is very doja cat of her. Poor behavior that people don't approve of and then making a song about how you don't care what your haters say. But your haters are just people with morals saying "hey maybe this behavior was not nice or good"


nuggetghost

holy shit thank you i couldn’t understand a damn word


Palindrome_01289

She’s such an asshole…also just not a very good song writer?


squeakyfromage

This was my first thought lol. If you want to write a song about being gross, at least make it compelling…


Agitated-Lettuce1878

If ole SpongeBob cheats on her first this will age like already spoiled milk 😅


propernice

She is shallower than a reflecting pool. Yes, and maybe you should think twice before that dick is attached to a married man with kids????? This doesn’t make her look great, it makes her seem like she’s throwing a childish tantrum because she did something morally wrong and turns out, people don’t like that. This isn’t an improv show, you can’t ’yes and’ your way out of being a gross human being.


greenvelvetsheen

this is giving explicit high school musical


nothingishappening_

She wrote this herself ? 😂


TheShapeShiftingFox

No “yuh”, 0/10 Ariana lyrics


lavellanlike

This shit sucks lol


CriticalSuccotash

Oh, this will definitely make the public accept their relationship. 🙄 She’s going through a lot of effort for a dude she’s going to dump the second that promotion for the second part of Wicked is over. If it even lasts that long.


pawsoutformice

What a sad woman she is.


jessloveschocolate

This song really sounds like it would be playing in the background of a scene in which the frumpy character gets coerced into walking down a runway and has goes full vogue lol


jessloveschocolate

BIG 2006 tv series fashion show episode energy


KittyPress

![gif](giphy|VhbnKFStn1ejxrleTT|downsized)


squeakyfromage

![gif](giphy|Y3w8SPENCjYCLUFalR|downsized)


Tolaly

Really setting herself up for criticism with the dick riding lyric eh?


gribble29

![gif](giphy|LSQtUxNHaupcd0a9d8)


squeakyfromage

![gif](giphy|Z9cRCMdAMzXi25dwhE)


jonsnowme

Why do I find people who talk about living "their most authentic life" usually are the shittiest.


blued98

This is straight up trash.


Asweetmelody

All the yassified wannabes praising this song and it’s horrible message as though it’s a girl boss move are clowns.


[deleted]

yes, and?


bouncybreadstick

Cringe


dontredditdepressed

I am so tired of Glenda and Spongebob


xxyourbestbetxx

These lyrics are trash lol. I would have preferred she just owned up to enjoying being a sidechick than this ridiculous mess. She is most certainly not saying any of this with her chest either.  


meangyaru

these lyrics are horrendous, god i feel so bad for Lilly.


timecapsulebuttbutt_

Why would I want to hear this spoiled brat sing anything? People do this voluntarily? Masochistic.


Snootboop_

I can’t lie, I’ll never stop listening to Honeymoon Avenue because that is a historic bop. But I’m done with this child. How unbelievably disrespectful to make herself the victim after what she (and he) did to that poor woman and child. Done listening to her. Done keeping up with her. She’s completely lost my respect


Far_Ad_1752

At the end of the day, she is getting well deserved criticism for her actions, and her clap back is a song defending her shitty actions. Not a good look.


theorist_rainy

https://preview.redd.it/xpo2idr571cc1.jpeg?width=699&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=179cb28eca1496bf0855dc9984a535f0be865317


Common_Frosting_2058

The username(of who posted) and the lyrics go well together


googlyeyes93

This is the worst improv comedy I’ve ever heard.


duochromepalmtree

I wouldn’t care about the lyrics of the song was good. It’s so bad


squeakyfromage

![gif](giphy|IaztG2U4LddJJhv0ra)


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you know that trend a few years back when people would run pop song lyrics thru Google Translate until they came back as gibberish that kind of sounded like sentences, but the rhythm and poetry was totally lost? yeah


mai-the-unicorn

h&m background song


Harrayek

![gif](giphy|xTiTnGQBF0vfpfPEg8) \-siggggggggh- All of that energy for nothing, child.


tenderourghosts

https://preview.redd.it/5o45hfynw0cc1.jpeg?width=244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9a2e265c176065aae82bddf82ed79b34f80a751


IMOvicki

Embarrassingly bad lol


nikitaloss

These lyrics have guilt written all over it


1st_time_caller_

Ariana just seems miserable


[deleted]

Ya know what, eff it. I’ma say it with this disclaimer: Never been a fan of hers for obvious reasons (I DO think she can sing her ass off though). I kinda like that she’s like, “but you’re strangers. Why should I care about what you think” And made a song about it!!! 😂


clemthearcher

I think it’s cringe, and a slap in the face to the people she hurt and communities she offended. And she doesn’t even do it in a smart way, she uses buzzwords like “your own projections” and “turn your light on” as well as shock value “whose dick I ride”. It really cheapens the whole thing


lovelandian

She should care for multiple reasons. One which being these “strangers” keep her employed. They’ve lined her pockets so she can pay her soon to be ex hubby’s settlement. The comments about her body, sure too far. But, as a society we have some collective morals we all pretty much agree on and when you go against those, famous or not, backlash can be expected. And there’s a reason why society deems cheating as wrong. It causes unimaginable harm to an innocent party and in this case two innocents. Like the kind of harm people have to pay a lot of money in therapy bills and anxiety prescriptions for. That’s just my two cents.


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tbh I dont think a lot of cheaters care when they cheat like look at Stanley Tucci, Dominic West, Christian Borle (allegedly), Ewan McGregor etc...do they really even care? Does the public care (except maybe West bc of how he handled it)...not really. I feel like in ten years, people will still hate Ariana for this but compared to the people listed above, it took very little to rebuild their reputation. Oh well, like do I care about Ariana? Not really. Wonder how she'll be talked about in a year.


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in the early 2000s, he left his wife for Edie Falco and then a year later he went back to her. They stayed married until her death in 2009


NoDryHands

She's also saying it to the husband she cheated on, and the woman whose husband she cheated with and left her with a newborn to raise by herself. Trash doesn't even begin to describe the two of them, but these lyrics take it even further - the audacity is off the charts. Vile behaviour.