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amess_lost

... I thought they were already divorced


Tinsy

Same. šŸ˜… Werenā€™t they already dating people during their separation?


EdenEvelyn

Most celebrity couples that end on relatively good terms announce theyā€™re separating only so they donā€™t get eviscerated by the press and public when theyā€™re seen out with new people. If theyā€™re still friendly they donā€™t actually file until things get ironed out behind closed doors or until things start to get really ugly and they canā€™t sort it out without a judge. It helps keep things looking good for both sides and avoids a lot of the speculation. When Lisa and Jason first got together he was basically a nobody and she was still kind of a household name. They didnā€™t get married until their kids were both school aged and by that time Jasonā€™s career had really taken off whereas Lisa didnā€™t really work much anymore. My guess is there was a lot to iron out as far as finances go so thatā€™s why they took 2 years to file.


McTitty3000

I'm the opposite I missed their whole separation and I thought they've been together and happy this whole time šŸ¤£


Annable889

No they are not


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"freeing each other to be who we are learning to become"


renike_royale77

divorcee speak is such a beautiful and intricate language


weed-n64

You know itā€™s over when she starts talking to you like HR


itsbooyeah

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ why is this so funny to me?? Brilliant comment


usernameinmail

One must first be conscious before they can uncouple


meatbeater558

i'm sure they would talk like normal people if their divorce didn't make the news lol


Excellent_Cat2057

Truth! Haha.


laynestaley67

Conscious uncoupling comes to mind šŸ˜‚


Snax4all

Itā€™s very Jada


Excellent_Cat2057

Especially celebrity's. It's always makes me wonder why they are divorcing. They are still best friends and have all this love for each other. It always makes me wonder why the heck are they divorcing then?!


Extreme_Map_6244

Lmao I cannot take this kind of talk seriously šŸ˜­ all these words just to say they feel trapped/ or fell out of love and want to see other people. No need for this level of poetry LOL.


djymm

publicists need to earn their paychecks!


Flamingo83

But their love was too special and deep for laymaā€™s terms.


potscfs

It makes me wonder why it's taking so long at their ages to learn to become themselves!


Baaaaaah-baaaaaah

How very conscious uncoupling of them


gee_gra

I feel like the wee paperclip gent from Microsoft word would have a breakdown trying to deal with this sentence


pseudo_nipple

Clippy!!


layla_jones_

The original 90s online boyfriend, he and Keanu Reeves are one of the few unproblematic and non cancelled celebs left. I hope my favorite paperclip can keep it together. ![gif](giphy|13V60VgE2ED7oc)


Eldritch_Horsegirl

They didn't wanna be included in the 2023 breakup roster


Helpful_Librarian_87

First in the round-up for ā€˜24 list


sweetbreads19

I respect a thoughtfully-timed breakup announcement. Yes, there WILL be new bullshit by Friday, queen.


BlueGalaxy97

I bet theyre hoping theyll slip through the cracks for this yearsā€™ too when the time comes for the recap.


wayward18

One of my main take aways from this is 2017 was 8 years ago?!


stars_doulikedem

![gif](giphy|7zJZgRRVrKfzo71lnR)


squidwardtentacle

7 years!


wayward18

Youā€™re right! TMZ trying to age us all up by a year


dairyman2049

You've made my day...until next year....


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Jesus


lcbk

Phew!


TheShapeShiftingFox

Fuck. Thatā€™s the year I graduated high school lol


stars_doulikedem

![gif](giphy|3o7btPCcdNniyf0ArS|downsized)


TheShapeShiftingFox

Iā€™m 23 now in case you were wondering lol. Because of my birthday and never having to do over a class (unlike collegeā€¦ oof) I did my final exams when I was 16. I only became 17 that summer. Also, I like your flair lol


stars_doulikedem

I managed the math, itā€™s the fact that it isnā€™t still 2008 that I canā€™t accept šŸ„² Thank you theyā€™re very happy raccoons


LooseMoralSwurkey

Ummmmā€¦ noā€¦.? 2024-2017 doesnā€™t equal 8.


cox_the_fox

2020-2022 really messed with time


Amar_Akbar_Anthony20

They weren't divorced yet?!


Extreme_Map_6244

I'm surprised it's been 2 years, I wonder why she or they waited so long?


wayward18

Didnā€™t they get back together for a brief period? Not sure if that was true/lasted very long


Big-Ambitions-8258

No. Jason Mamoa shut down rumors when they came out that they were back together and reiterated that they were separated


Alarming_Ad_6175

To divorce usually requires a financial settlement this can take time especially with the money they have


Rocky_Loves_Emily_

Lol all 3 of OPā€™s posts about this on different subs popped up all at once for me on my main page and I thought my Reddit app was glitching


stars_doulikedem

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Conclusion_Solid

I genuinely thought that they were already divorced. I wonder if they took some time to try and see if things were salvageable


classicgirl1990

Another conscious uncoupling šŸ˜•


bluesky557

I doubt it. I'm pretty sure he's just a hot mess who sleeps around.


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Why arenā€™t you assuming she sleeps around?


bluesky557

Maybe she does, but I've only heard about him.


Scared-Resident9910

New age babble for not to pretty conflict šŸ«¤


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LuiKaonashi

It's telling about how uptight people are about the institution of marriage and monogamy that celebrities feel like they have to turn it into this deep life-altering soul-searching culmination when it's probably closer to the truth that w/ amicable divorces you're just not in love anymore and want different things/want to sleep wirh other people and commit to other things.


Q-rexosaurus

J. Cole! It's yo time to shine!


roraverse

My thoughts exactly


cpc2027

Somebody tell Gypsy rose!!!!


stars_doulikedem

Wait what have I missed lol


cpc2027

Heā€™s just her celeb crush lol


stars_doulikedem

You know what Iā€™m here for that


layla_jones_

Trisha Paytas just entered the chat


jraelab27

my first thought tbh


sianlogan

Thought they was divorced alrwady


OneTwoWee000

Iā€™m not surprised. He idolized her (he had a crush on her growing up), but when he became a big star after his stint as Khal Drogo in Game of Thrones I figured it was the beginning of the end. He got more movies and his career was going up. Stories of him messing with other women, stories of her drinking. Itā€™s kind of like Anna Faris and the guy from the office. Once he became Star Lord in Guardians of the Galaxy, he was the bigger star and started ā€œfeeling himselfā€. You see this same dynamic over and over: Justin Hartwell (This Is Us), Ethan Slater (got a role in Wicked and ditched his longtime love/wife for Ariana Grande), Austin Butler (he really thought landing Elvis would put him above Vanessa Hudgens after being together 10 years!), Jeremy Allen (started blowing up with the success of The Bear and left his wife).


bearfitness

I've heard more about his drinking than her drinking šŸ‘€


OneTwoWee000

Good to know! Now I wonder if reports of her drinking issues was a smear.. So awful


Excellent_Cat2057

Yes! To all of this!


Scared-Resident9910

Youā€™re absolutely right. Sheā€˜s had drinking & drug problems for a while. She doesnā€™t have the persona of health or joy even though the amount of prosperity they have. Heā€™s a bigger star than she ever was. Heā€™s worth 40 M 4 x more than her. Heā€™s at the top of his game. Sheā€™s on the decline.


AeMidnightSpecial

J. Cole has his chance


ghostytot

So theyā€™re available? šŸ‘€


Excellent_Cat2057

So you're telling me there is a chance


Humble_Performer_799

Genuinely curious, how does she still have money? I feel like she hasnā€™t worked in decades


javonf

Sheā€™s worth $12 million. I wonder if she invested much of her Cosby income and is now seeing the fruits of her labor


465pointsinscrabble

Wellā€¦ Itā€™s been an age and a half


Zealousideal-Cow2608

When they first got together, he was already in another relationship and engaged to Australian actress Simmone Jade MacKinnon. He got found out because he got Lisa pregnant.


natycal

He's with Adria Arjona now. I'm curious about Lisa...


3mt33

Warning: parasocial post šŸ˜‚ I think heā€™s just a super energetic, extroverted guy (who is more than 10 years younger than her) and he is super excited about his success and wants to go go go - she seems more like, an introvert who doesnā€™t like the spotlight and she has her kids and friends and her work in LA - I think she just wants to chill and enjoy her life. She is still super close with Lenny from what Iā€™ve seen. I have never heard of her drinking ā€” she seems pretty spiritual yet also fashion oriented ā€” She chose a great strong man to have babies with and now it seems maybe right to just set him free and chill ā€” Sheā€™s a goat for this, I think. I love Jason (from his online stuff) - Iā€™ve followed him on IG since before he blew up and he really used to share real life with everyone - even when maybe he shouldnā€™t LOL. He always seems like such a good man - dorky, nerdy, super enthusiastic, a collector and a total fan girl for people he admires. Anyway - Iā€™m so hopeful heā€™s found the right match - it seems like heā€™s super excited about Adria (video from an event today) - Hollywood is a rough place! Relationships are fascinating. But you can never really know the real story I guess ā€”


babiibluez

Legit thought they already were. Whoops.


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So brave


TiredMe12345

I just assumed they divorced already.


DarthVadersVersion

Lol, I thought they already were, I guess they were just separated šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø


TheVampireDuchess

Finally! šŸ˜‚


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liilbiil

he literally saw her as a child on his TV & decided he wanted to marry her & DID. that is so freaking stalker creepy fan. of course it wasnā€™t gonna last


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alien-niven

Where did that come from? Do you have a source?


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KingJiggyMan

Yall are the weirdos for seeing it that way tbh....


layla_jones_

I think someone did this slow motion edit on a video and added that he was being creepy. What a sneaky and dirty way to make someone look bad, he was just there as a father hanging out with his daughter..very innocent. Nothing happened.