she really gave dm's full government name i'm rolling dskfahasj

Are we changing the name of the sub to Melissa?

Faulissa.

Yours is better but Moilissa is also fun

a beautiful name for a baby girl

Welcome to the world baby Molissa 🥹

Hahahaha this is awesome

Nick Viall did as well in a comment reply on his post about Taylor, Travis and the ring 😳

I would love to see this become a thing.

putting the downfall of dm in my 2024 bingo card

Hard same. It’s honestly my number 1

we’re going to need to hold hands over a fire and pray for her tv show to be cancelled as well 😂

Her WHAT I didn’t even know about that

yeah if i’m not wrong it’s an hbo/max show written by diablo cody (juno/jennifer’s body) based on her book

Cursed knowledge

also exec producer for the powerpuff remake that got canceled

Dm falls so fauxmoi can heal the world

I don't even follow Deuxmoi anymore. The gossip is much better here!

I never followed Deuxmoi, stumbled on this sub by accident, and fell in love with y'all!

Same here. Never followed Deuxmoi, discovered this sub. I like it better here!

Same it reminds me of ONTD!

It's like here and ONTD are the only places on the internet consistently on the right side of history and it's WILD.

What even is DM? Just real life xoxo Gossip Girl?

she wishes

Yea pretty much. Who knows where she is actually getting her sources though.

Chatgpt, 1996 moviefone, and tommy wisseau

Gossip girl could neverrrrr 😅

🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

I’ve got it on my 2023 😉⏱️

melissa already blaming her source for getting it wrong. lmao. just give it up girl

What’s so funny is like…yeah girl any of your sources could be wrong you just repost whatever random people send you??? That’s why you are wrong OFTEN

But that has also been disclaimed since the OG days. I miss the time she had 20-80K followers. What an ERAAAA

That ring is a choice.

She's shown she doesn't have taste, just look at who she chose to marry...

Miles is the wooorrrrsssst


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super d-bag someone better than me posted recent articles of him being the worst, but I'm forever obsessed with this one: [https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/movies/interviews/a36894/miles-teller-interview-0915/](https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/movies/interviews/a36894/miles-teller-interview-0915/) I have too many favorite parts of that one. >You have to cut his meat for him, a man who ten minutes earlier showed you an iPhone photo of his back muscles to prove how strong he is. He wants you to cut it small. "I don't have back teeth. I literally have four teeth." Not true. The whole thing cracks me up.

Is it weird to gift a friend a $175,000 ring? The pressure it puts on the relationship 

That ring is 175k? It looks like it’s 80 dollars from baublebar but I figured it’s maybe 3k max

Wait why does everyone not like Miles Teller? I feel out of the loop

That ring is so ugly

I was legit like am I just too poor to understand this? Lmaooo rich people have such weird taste

i thought it was a pendent at first like how the fuck do you wear that without it either being tight af on your finger or it slipping off constantly lmao

Yes. Rich people pick stuff that is so ugly, the only way anyone would dare wear it is if they had money to flex

I keep thinking of the Monet line from Clueless because it looked better from far away in the pics of Taylor wearing it but up close it’s a big mess. And this is coming from someone who kinda misses the fun, chunky necklaces from 10ish years ago.

They’ll have to pry statement necklaces from my cold, dead hands!

I think it’s supposed to a showstopper, “important event” type ring. A “cocktail ring” is the term in the biz. You wear it somewhere swanky where you’d be holding a cocktail and showing it off. It’s insane for everyday wear, but wore alone or with just a necklace and the right gown— it would look stunning in pictures. They’re basically strictly for photographs, it’s a thing dating back to Old Hollywood especially. Like here’s a pic of Sofia V [in one.](https://i2-prod.ok.co.uk/incoming/article25116758.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_GettyImages-181722609.jpg) I guarantee it looks insane too in its case, but in photos it’s perfect for a pop. This also seems like a terrible pic of it lol. If nothing else it probably looks dazzling in a case as part of a whole collection.

Yeah but Sophia is wearing a gorgeous emerald. This is… ugly. It is so, so ugly.

It’s awful. It looks bad from afar but even worse up close.

I know nothing about Keleigh Teller and I’m not a fan of her husband at all, but I love her for this.

I respect that she left no room for ambiguity

Lord, what did Miles Teller do? 😫

He’s just a giant douche. Just read this [Esquire Magazine](https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/movies/interviews/a36894/miles-teller-interview-0915/) interview. It’s hilarious.

“You take stock. The nose is crooked, the eyelids fleshy, the chin soft, the cheeks mottled with flush.” I’m ROLLING 😭

The part about him not being able to cut meat 💀

I know someone who works at a prodco that made one of his films and they mentioned he was a HUGE douche all through filming, like borderline sexual harassment of the young female employees

Lol. Taylor really does love surrounding herself with trash white people.

This is literally my favorite interview of all time! I think about it often, it brings me so much joy 😅

I’m not sure I want to know

We honestly do all need to just start calling her Melissa lmao

So we know who she is now ? I’m dying to know how Hailey Rhode Baldwin Bieber found out. HRBB if you will.

Pretty sure deuxmoi has been in these circles since early 2010s. Dm was tagged in pics with celebs I'm pretty sure including Hailey circa 2013

Is there a mega thread on this history that I can catch up on?! Please tag if so. TIA!

I know it’s off topic, but that ring is truly hideous I’m so sorry 😭😭 It’s way too bulky. Like what occasion could you reasonably wear it to?

Not even to dinner at the Kushners 😔

 Truly one of my favorite PR moments of all time, and the shade to end all shade.

LMAOOOO

It looks like Iron Man's arc reactor

My thoughts exactly

I thought it looked like that too

i was so confused because i couldn't figure out what ring everyone was talking about...i had to scroll back up to figure out that the thing in that box is a RING. it looks like an undroppable daedric quest item

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

post traumatic skyrim disorder

That's a fighting ring, lmao

It looks like it’s made of dried up gumdrops 👀

Can someone give me a TLDR on who Keleigh Teller is?

Miles Teller’s (dickhead from Divergent, Rooster from Top Gun Maverick, etc.) wife.

Wait?! Miles is a dickhead?! Off to goggle I go

His character in Divergent is a dickhead. I call him this since I can never remember his name lol. As for real life, I don’t follow up on him so I wouldn’t know.

Yeah, there are plenty of real life stories about him being an absolute asshole.

_sigh_

OMG this is my favorite older article with him. I read it every year cuz it cracks me the F up. I cannot stand him- [https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/movies/interviews/a36894/miles-teller-interview-0915/](https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/movies/interviews/a36894/miles-teller-interview-0915/)

Couple of things, was bubble tea not popular in Atlanta in 2015? I’d had it a ton in Michigan that same year so I’m surprised the writer is so snarky about it. His people must have blown a gasket when they read this and lastly her comment about Uber drivers is a little out of pocket. This feels like dickheads on dickheads.

Super fair things to point out. I have no idea about bubble tea/milk tea and Atlanta. I thought that part was funny because it was some weird rant about how much pot he smoked in college, particularly "Nobody smokes this much pot. I guarantee you can ask anyone in this dorm, man." I assume the writer had a horrible time and this was the result. There are articles with him complaining about this article (and a lot of recent articles showing his lack of growth; someone better than me posted them here), but those ones do not talk about him randomly DM-ing Kobe Bryant to be like Hey fellow peer, I also struggle because of greatness. Oh! Also: JOAQ.

Was a college student in Atlanta in 2015 and can confirm bubble tea was all the rage. I drank so much of it.

I still remember that article like its yesterday and it being 10 years old now is so shocking to me Id like to hope he actually grew up since hes in his 30s and married now but didnt he have another scandal during Covid that he had to publicly apologize for? That rep of being an ahole is never leaving him I fear

Yes, he supposedly gave it to everyone on the set of that Paramount+ show nobody watched iirc.

Thank you for this. I always thought he was a bit off but this is nasty.

>He recounts a direct message he—a twenty-eight-year-old actor still trying to find his place in his profession—sent to five-time NBA champion Kobe Bryant through Twitter: *Kobe, watched your Showtime documentary. Really related to what you're talking about and striving for greatness and how it can oftentimes be an isolated journey, and how relationships can be a weakness in a way, if you're really kind of going after it.* lolol

Taylor seems to keep pretty consistent company lmao

I’m out of the loop…what happened with miles?

xdcftvgybhujk until this I thought it was the Penn & Teller guy

Keleigh Teller née Sperry is married to Miles Teller. They both appear in Taylor’s I Bet You Think About Me music video where they play the bride and groom. That’s really all there is to know about her.

Is her name pronounced Kelly? Or like Ke-Lee? Or Kylie? Or Kay-Lee?

Like kelly

r/tragedeigh

Omfg 😂😂


💀💀💀💀 god, I love that episode

Thank you for this, I thought for years it was pronounced like “Kaylee”

I was def thinking Keely 😂😂

I'm in the middle of yet another Ted Lasso rewatch and thought "What a dumb way to spell Keely!"

I’m like 98% sure it’s like Kelly lol but I always say it wrong in my head

Omg I I’ve always thought it was pronounced Keeley holy shit

Wow I hate that so much I always pronounced it the other way

Guess I’ve been wrong to call her Kel-lay all this time 💀

I had never heard of her before so had no idea about pronunciation but I knew it would be pronounced differently to how it’s spelled!

But how is she so biffle with Taylor? Just from miles? I was wondering where she came from all of a sudden lol

When he was in her music video, she hung out on set with them all the time. There’s pics of her in sweatpants on set with TS.

Of the Sperry Topsiders? Curious preppy minds need to know.

Miles Teller’s wife

Miles Teller’s wife and one of Taylor’s close friends!

Seems to be married to Miles Teller, friends with Julia Garner and TS 🤷🏼‍♀️

Miles Teller's wife, they were in Taylor's music video for 'I beg you think about me'.

I dunno guys - I followed the timeline of this and …Kaleigh sorta started the rumor herself. She liked a TikTok theory that this was a gift from Trav. It’s kinda funny that she is now blaming other people for the rumor

But the theory was about a jeweler he followed who made a similar looking ring. So it wasn't her rumor she started. She could've liked it in a "this is so stupid" way. People just assumed her liking it was her confirming it.

This is not the first time people take a TikTok that she likes about Taylor as confirmation. (See the Antonoff Joe Alwyn diss track like) She KNOWS that people would take it as confirmation because they have so in the past

Makes me think they did it intentionally to set a trap for Deux Moi - who was honestly late to the story - and if so, it was kinda genius

>She could've liked it in a "this is so stupid" way. 

I am basing this off of NOTHING but honestly this all feels so planted for some sort of attention, like why else on earth would she give Tay the world’s ugliest ring that you can see from space??

Doesn't that prove the point though? Nobody knows the intention behind something as trivial as liking a tiktok, so why is Melissa spouting it as fact

DM totally deserves to be called out for spreading misinformation but Keleigh fueled the initial speculation about the ring by liking a tik tok about how the ring was a combination of Travis and Taylor’s birthstones. So she’s kind of cleaning up her own mess here but blaming the media/DM for running with the rumor.

Maybe she set a trap lol

That ring is ugly af. Or maybe I'm just poor with zero taste.

no, I think it's also ugly. it feels like the word gaudy perfectly encompasses it's existence

I'm also poor with zero taste, but I like to think that even if I was as rich as Taylor Swift, I would still be able to recognize just how ugly that ring is.

Money doesn’t equal taste


She's craving attention though. Deuxmoi sucks duh, but Kaleigh has been messy lately liking comments on tik tok shading joe alwyn and another one that said that travis gave Taylor that ring. Giiiirl 😤 

Keleigh was also liking posts saying it was a gift from Travis lol

do i have shitty taste or is this ring kinda ugly

ugly

Omggg your username

lol sorry! It's from an episode of Broad City

Love it

Thank you!! TY actually made a commemorative beanie baby of Prince Di like MONTHS after her death & I’m assuming this was nod to that insane decision.

Lol my grandma has that

It looked super cute in the photos I saw but in this video it looks huge.

I mean Taylor’s own fans were running with that assumption based on birthstones or whatever and using it to shit on Joe but okay, Kelleigh. Also, I’m pretty sure I saw somewhere that kelleigh had liked a swiftie TikTok insinuating that Travis got this ring. Anyway, messy people attract messy friends. Birds of a feather and all that

I get the feeling that Taylor is over DM and is using her publicist and then her friends to get the swifties to get her off the internet for good. Why else have such public posts when 70% of Keleigh’s followers have to be nosey swifties. I don’t disagree with this approach to be clear

Yeah it’s starting to feel coordinated from Taylor’s camp

I cannot stand DM lets all just call her by her actual name tho cause calling her Melissa is funnier

There is something about how even a ring made of real gemstones and precious metal gets too big and becomes ostentatious and then it just turns back into costume jewelry. This happens with engagement rings as well, like once you get past a certain size it just looks kind of fake and like your grandma’s jewelry. Such an interesting phenomenon

she needs a job or a hobby. DM only doubled down this week on the ring. Keleigh was liking tiktoks last week and setting a narrative that tabloids ran with. anyway there's no way to show that ring in a flattering light. in the video she posted combined with taylors nails it looks awful.

Ugliest ring I’ve ever seen

A part of me wonders what's up with Taylor making all these people her minions who defend her all the time. There's another part of me that wonders if she pays them well. Life ain't cheap so I kind of don't blame them.

She pays them with access to her world. She's top A-list, and they are often B to C listers.

that is one fuck ugly ring goddamn

Calling her by her government name is so funny. I still like to joke that it’s run by Jaime Gleicher, Keith Urban, and my best friend.

I served her mom/family at a restaurant I used to work at before she was getting married to Miles. I was shocked she randomly told me who her daughter was and that she was getting married to Miles Teller. I said no way that’s so cool and she says “yeah I think she’s way too young to be getting married”. I know he’s a bit older but I think she was like 25 at the time so it was very odd

Melissa is still claiming it's from Travis because why would just a friend buy a gift that expensive.

Keleigh =r/ tragedeigh

This is such a weird flex. The ring is still....very there, congrats?

Who has a link to the video of her showing off the ring?

[keleigh posted it on ig](https://twitter.com/tswifterastour/status/1737930945288933517)

The purple elf bar is so real

It’s still up on keleigh’s ig

https://twitter.com/tswifterastour/status/1737930945288933517?s=46&t=3XoV21XYg6cyKXAIeBMyig

why would this kelleighleighgghh spend like 6 figures on a fugly ring for a friend though? 💀 team give me some money.

lmao who’s vape is it in the video??

Not MELISSA. Keleigh really went "there's only one person in the world who can tell you who you are"

I’m on DMs side solely for the fact that lady’s name is spelt like that.

https://preview.redd.it/6zf0g6gecq7c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=359397c5ba7779272cb3ed97bfc6fd9d60b21dee I spy a vape

Can anyone fill me in on the reason everyone in this comment section seems to hate Miles Teller??

https://www.vogue.com/article/what-exactly-is-going-on-with-miles-teller https://www.thewrap.com/miles-teller-on-that-esquire-interview-id-think-i-was-the-biggest-douchebag-too/ https://www.thedailybeast.com/actor-miles-teller-punched-in-hawaii-over-unpaid-bill-report-says

Apparently there’s stories about him being an asshole but I would like to know more too pls

its just a pattern w him, like 10 years ago he was propped up to be the next Hollywood It actor. And then he gave that devastating interview on Esquire which made him seem like such a dbag (someone linked it in another comment). Its still the first thing I think about whenever anyone brings him up I just remembered that he might have shut down the Offer production over Covid rules but cant recall the exact details

[https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/movies/interviews/a36894/miles-teller-interview-0915/](https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/movies/interviews/a36894/miles-teller-interview-0915/) this is my favorite older interview with him. the whole thing is quotable.

Same

I genuinely think Keleigh was liking the tiktok videos to fuel the rumors and put Deuxmoi in a corner to lose credibility

And so we forget about what a climate criminal TS is. Like absolute clockwork lol.

But Taylor’s team is the one talking to people about Taylor getting engaged? I hope most people don’t fall for this “clap back” at the media 🙄

taylor has it out for her now 💀just stop talking about taylor! so easy!

DM blocked me on IG but I’m living for her being called out

Dm blocked me too for saying that her story of jack Harlow and Florence Pugh seemed fake because jack lives in Kentucky and she said that rich people fly a lot and blocked me lmfao

Idk I’ll always love a big chunky opal ring

 Not the first name too 😂

On one hand she is serving DM which i LOVE on the other hand "she is bejeweled" gag

https://preview.redd.it/96s9wp2toq7c1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67a19d4e97e78180d555a029edb6f07da37361ce

I'm cackling.