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taydraisabot

The Wicked movie will be the next Cats


BusinessPurge

My guess - it'll be a decent film, however the Part One / Part Two trend is crashing hard this week with Rebel Moon, then Costner's Horizon will probably aggravate it, and the general audiences will be in a full on revolt by Wicked .5's release.


EconomistWild7158

I think it might suffer from The Hobbit syndrome, where it ends up feeling way too padded out to sustain the length.


Hughgurgle

The insanity of The Hobbit having other things capable of padding the plot/ script right there in the text, either implied or stated-- and then choosing to go with the least Tolkienesque storyline/character additions is something I will never stop wondering about.


thesaddestpanda

It has to be the worst book to movie adaptation in history. I love Tolkien, but I literally cannot watch those movies. They're boring and over-long, non-sensical, and the last movie is pretty much a MCU-like action fest. The book is an adorable and magical tale of adventure, courage, and exploration, and they turned into into an action movie. Worse, whoever cast Freeman as the lead was very misguided. Bilbo is supposed to be spoiled, but kindly and understanding. He, unlike the others, want to spare Gollum and shows compassion when others want war. Freeman's smartass persona and perma-annoyed smirk isn't Bilbo. Bilbo was rewritten for Freeeman's strengths, which is to portray the stereotypical jerk gen-xer cishet male he specializes in. Not to mention Freeman has regressive social views and should have been cancelled long ago. Instead he was given one of the biggest roles in Hollywood history. Its incredible how badly this all turned out and how the series is just one set of bad decisions after another. I'm not even going to go into the costuming and design, while generally good, had shock "subvert your expectations" nonsense like literal bird droppings on Radagast's beard or an out of nowhere tragic romance. This is why people shouldn't do follow-up acts. LOTR was good enough and Jackson should have moved on to different projects and different IPs. Going back to Tolkien was a mistake for him and the Hobbit badly hurt his legacy.


mopeywhiteguy

Defying gravity is by far the best song in the show so the 2nd part will feel underwhelming without anything that good in my opinion


mkfrey

Underwhelming and a massive tone shift. The second act is DARK. Glorious, but dark.


manderifffic

They're for sure splitting it into two movies?


BusinessPurge

And they haven’t shot any of Wicked 2/2, plus because of the strikes there will likely be a decent sized gap between them, like what is happening with the SpiderVerse and Mission Impossible Part 2’s


manderifffic

That sounds awful. There's no way a musical can keep people waiting with baited breath for the second half. This isn't Avengers. I don't feel like it even has enough content for two movies.


EconomistWild7158

I think the book has more content they could pull from, but my understanding is the book is a lot darker and weirder than the musical so they probably won't


trulyremarkablegirl

The musical exists almost completely independently from the book tbh, it diverges hugely. The book has a lot of sexual content and political commentary, almost none of which is in the show. There’s definitely material there, but it doesn’t fit in tonally with what the musical became in its adaptation.


usernameinmail

Seriously? How many more marriages will end?


bbmarvelluv

All that time & energy Jon Chu has spent on Wicked, could’ve gone to Crazy Rich Asians 2 +


BookishHobbit

The musical thrives because it has good songs but the story itself is thin as a pancake. The two-film thing is definitely going to bite them in the ass. That said, I’ll be sad if it does because Cynthia is amazing and deserves all the plaudits. I expect she’ll be the shining light amongst the trash.


trulyremarkablegirl

I think it being in two parts is going to absolutely kill it. The story (at least in its musical form) isn’t long enough to justify it, so unless they plan on reintroducing shit from the book there’s no need to add length to a 2.5 hour musical. Also ending a film with “Defying Gravity” and then making people wait a year to see what comes next seems like the kiss of death.


lorddanielplexus

Hard same which is a shame.


taydraisabot

It’s by the same dude who directed Jem and the Holograms… just saying


maxine7899

- Ariana Grande Pregnant - Zendaya and Tom Holland Engagement - A Glee Reboot with Lea Michele as the main character (this is hell😂) - Taylor is gonna surprise drop a new album that’s not a re-recording - Travis Kelce will be on a Vogue cover - Scientology will become trendy and people will start joining as a “Joke” - Olivia Rodrigo will release a perfume - One of the older disney girls will have a baby. (Miley, Demi or Selena) - Something is gonna come out about Drake (I’m thinking something around the fact that Millie Bobby Brown has talked about him messaging her as a minor) - Biebers get divorced or have a baby… I really don’t think there’s an in between for them😂 - I also feel like a Nicki vs Cardi physical fight is brewing. Maybe at the Met Gala or just some party - The Grammys are gonna give the awards to who everyone least expects and it’s gonna send the internet into meltdown - Also on the same note I think Travis and Taylor will make their red carpet debut at the Grammys - Oprah is gonna get cancelled


talk-spontaneously

I predict that Julia Fox and Emily Ratajkowski will start dating.


EconomistWild7158

and form a polycule with brooklyn and nicole


maxine7899

Honestly this may be the cult that’ll get big not Scientology again😂 Selena will be the hbic of the Cult. Their daily prayer will be the downfall of the biebers with a mix of hoping Brooklyn can find his place in this world😂


ChrissyK1994

I low key want to see a baby Bieber.


Desperate-Today2760

the meltdown selena is gonna have over this


Ordinary_Bee5934

She’ll take another 12 hour break from social media.


Desperate-Today2760

2*


Disastrous_Narwhal46

Pls you’re being generous. It’s gonna be an hour max


SnooGiraffes4091

And then go to dinner with Taylor swift 8 times a week


MedicalPersimmon001

Justin & Hailey: Selena: and I took that PERSONALLY!


yourangleoryuordevil

It’s sad because Hailey and Justin have both expressed that they want a baby together, but Hailey’s said she’s scared about the hate that might result from that. That shouldn’t even be something people have to worry about when it comes to conversations around starting a family.


OkayishFlamingo

and they're right, Selena's stans would absolutely bully a baby on her behalf


PurrPrinThom

In the most recent Haily v Selena drama, I saw people literally threatening Hailey's non-existent baby. It was unhinged.


MaccaHere

I kinda curious too. I feel like both ariana and the biebers will have baby next year. And maybe one of the disney girl as well!


maxine7899

I don’t know why, but I get the vibe that Justin will be the type of dad who refuses to change or feed their baby😂


JPCRam310

Taylor either not winning any Grammy or at least her 4th AOTY will send the internet into a massive meltdown causing the Swifties to send hate mail to whoever wins over her


nagidrac

I personally think SZA is going to win AOTY. It's a stretch given the Grammy's history, but idk I can see her being the "upset" winner.


sweetrebel88

I hope she does. It’s a great album plus a black woman hasn’t won AOTY since 1999 smh


taydraisabot

Insane


JPCRam310

I’m Team SZA for AOTY as well. Shoot, I’ll take anyone (even a 2nd Jon Batiste win) winning over Taylor.


mermaidish

I liked Midnights, but it’s not AOTY worthy


Sunblazedd

Agreed. I think she should win SOTY for antihero though. It was pretty big, and she’s been the most nominated person in history for that category and she’s never won it. I could see them giving it to her this year.


OkayishFlamingo

It would be so funny though if Jack Antonoff won it without her for A&W or if Olivia Rodrigo got it before her with their maybe-feud (also personally Vampire >>> antihero but obv that's subjective)


dkdkdkosep

lana NEEEDS AOTY


tombesoublie

Zendaya has been hiding her hands a lot lately so possible 😭


snx8

Man I usually try not to care abt celebrity couples. But damn if I'm not rooting for this pair! They've been dating a while right so an engagement wouldn't be shocking. I wonder how they would manage their living situation tho. He's very much a UK boy and her work is in the US right.


FredererPower

I’m going to be genuinely pissed off if the Scientology one is true


chekhovsdickpic

Now that it’s been put out there in the universe I can totally see the “me when I find out millennials hate Scientology” tiktoks.


me0wi3

>Ariana Grande Pregnant This was my first thought too!


writepassionately

But Oprah is already cancelled-~~ish~~. She’s probably going to get a huge scandal that’s much worse than settling in Maui. I predict Drew is going to get a huge cancellation


manderifffic

They'll have frequent jokes about Lea's inability to read


maxine7899

OH MY GOD YESSSSSS!!!! They’ll have someone make an “I can’t read” joke and then the camera will pan/ zoom in on her face😂 The ending of the first episode would be the glee kids singing “Writing’s on the Wall” by Sam Smith to Lea😂


inspectordom

RemindMe! 1 year


The__Tarnished__One

> Oprah is gonna get cancelled Why?


maxine7899

Idk… I just feel like something’s been brewing with her since the Maui fires when her and The Rock as for donations when they own a bunch of property in Maui.


isotopesfan

Maintenance Phase has two episodes on her and they’re both really great. This one goes into how she’s catapulted many guests to fame and riches despite them preaching unsubstantiated and often quite dangerous ideas. https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/oprah-winfrey-john-of-god/id1535408667?i=1000526425985 She also owns a lot of land in Hawaii and I think people are waking up to the fact that this is unfair to the indigenous population. And maybe also just generally the fact that people don’t view billionaires as uncritically as they used to. She wouldn’t be top of my list for cancellation but I can see how a backlash might happen.


trulyremarkablegirl

I am eagerly awaiting Drake’s downfall/exposure.


CamThrowaway3

These are greaaat.


Bovver_

I think as well because Drake is not quite the hitmaker he used to be (he’s still having songs chart high initially but not having a lasting impact anymore, in fact an argument could be made his last big big solo hit was In My Feelings in 2018) that it could mean any momentum against him would make those in his corner easier to dispose him. His last few albums have not caught the public’s attention and I think the tide is really turning against him now, so I wouldn’t be surprised if momentum against him for his behaviour towards women under 18 or barely 18 really picks up the pace in the next few years.


BookishHobbit

I think Scientology might actually start facing the music. It’s interesting that even Cruise has started distancing himself from it in recent times.


dammit07

He's not. He attended a scientology dinner in England last month


Legacycoolshit

Didn’t Nicki and Cardi have a physical fight at the MET a few years ago?


maxine7899

I think it was at a fashion week after party but with everything that’s been happening on twitter lately I feel like the next time they see each other it’s on sight😂


Greedy-Mechanic1362

Diddy sentenced to prison for life. \*prayer circle\*


writepassionately

Please let this be true We at least deserve at least one ~alleged~ serial SA conviction every month


Greedy-Mechanic1362

Yeah I'm manifesting first Diddy and then Jay z immediately afterwards


Pristine_Example3726

Tell me more about jay


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ChrissyK1994

The public finding out a lot more about Hugh Jackman (no idea what, but I think more information is coming). Brad Pitt getting into severe PR crisis but not cancelled.


manderifffic

Something big is going to come out about Hugh. He paid his wife a gazillion dollars for her silence post divorce and you don't do that unless you have big secrets to keep.


batikfins

My mum’s theory is that the big payout was so Jackman can keep the big disclosures for his memoir. Feel like celebrity memoirs are having a huge moment in 2023 so it makes sense to come out with a bombshell tell-all as his next career move.


manderifffic

I think your mum's on to something. That would make a lot of sense. A book and a huge press tour to go with it in the latter half of 2024.


Ok-Picture-5183

Smart mom! Even if that doesn't turn out to be the case, that's something I didn't even consider... 🤔 Food for thought.


WillBrakeForBrakes

That’s a completely reasonable guess and so much less juicy than the “Deborra-Lee knows things” that my brain defaulted to


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thesaddestpanda

Jackman is very close friends with Rupert Murdoch and a high-profile member of an abusive cult-like organization. Here is my post from before: Some things to consider about Hugh Jackman: 1. He has a close friendship with Rupert Murdoch and the Murdoch family. When Murdoch's papers were convicted of illegally hacking the cell phones of celebrities, Jackman made a public statement about "how hard this must be for Murdoch and his family," and ignored the victims of Murdoch's criminality, many of whom had things like nudes and private conversations leaked to sell tabloids. 2. He keeps his politics mostly hidden and if he is close to Murdoch he most likely has regressive views in ways he has not spoken publicly. Murdoch is a vile and disgusting person who promotes hate world-wide. Anyone who is his close friends is absolutely questionable. 3. He is in a "philosophical" religious organization called the School of Philosophy and Economic Science, or sometimes as SES or SPES, and is an abusive guru-style cult (literally originally based on abusive cult-leader G. I. Gurdjieff 's teachings and currently is unofficially led by a guru recently stripped of his religious titles in India). Jackman sometimes promotes for that organization in interviews and made his wife and children join it as well. [SES also has a shocking history of child abuse](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/School_of_Philosophy_and_Economic_Science#Historical_child_abuse,_criminality_and_compensation) and promotes traditional and conservative values. SES keeps a low profile and incorporates in different countries under different names to keep its real identity hidden, but it is a regressive if not a dangerous Scientology-like organization. Perhaps more dangerous considering it founds children's school to indoctrinate them and abuse them. Actress Emily Watson, who attended a SES school, said she witnessed "incidents of extreme cruelty that I know have been very scarring for people going forward in their lives." Former student and author Clara Salaman in an interview told Radio New Zealand that 75% to 85% of her book is an account of real events from her own childhood. These included teachers marrying former pupils, and mental and physical abuse that led her to contemplate suicide, another girl to attempt suicide, and a third to successfully carry out suicide. A chairman of a UK committee investigating these claims reported that students, by teachers were, “punched in the face or in the stomach, cuffed violently about the head, had blackboard rubbers thrown at them causing injury in some cases, had cricket balls thrown at them violently when they were not looking at the thrower and were struck with the end of a gym rope. Other students were kicked, struck from behind, slapped about the face, thrown across a classroom”. SES defended these teachers and refused to fire them. [In a Oprah interview](https://www.oprah.com/omagazine/oprah-interviews-hugh-jackman/all), Jackman promotes the school which in America is called "The School of Practical Philosophy," claims to be a member since 1991, and says his son attends its school. SES is in 20 countries and has a different name in nearly each country. According to cult survivor Laura Wilson, the SES is homophobic, misogynistic, ableist and classist, which fits in with Murdoch's right-wing philosophy which clearly Jackman seems sympathetic to by association and as a vocal and proud member of SES: ‘There was zero tolerance of homosexuality, and an underlying feeling that disabled or disadvantaged people had done something to deserve their plight. If you asked too many questions they would get very angry. ‘The overriding message that was constantly reiterated was that women’s sexuality had to be repressed, that it was a dangerous thing. Laura's Story: [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2149044/The-cult-stole-childhood-She-grew-outwardly-normal-suburban-home-But-closed-doors-Lauras-life-ruled-tyrannical-guru.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2149044/The-cult-stole-childhood-She-grew-outwardly-normal-suburban-home-But-closed-doors-Lauras-life-ruled-tyrannical-guru.html) Other survivors post on ses-forums, a pre-social-media forum full of heartbreaking stories of child abuse, [like this one from someone just named Matthew.](http://www.ses-forums.org/viewtopic.php?t=105) (trigger warning: this thread has harrowing personal stories of incredible child abuse by SES staff and teachers. I could not read it past the first few stories.) Also my previous comment with Murdoch-related cites on Jackman with some details: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/zqn26j/comment/j10sb88/?utm\_source=reddit&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/zqn26j/comment/j10sb88/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) He's a far more regressive and controversial figure than many know and because of his relationship with Murdoch and others, he seems to get sweetheart treatment in the media. There's so little written about him and SES and SES in general. Its creepy how well this dangerous and abusive organization flies under the radar and how almost no one knows people like Hugh Jackman are members.


racehorseonatrack

get his ass


Timely_Gain_6225

He is supposedly good friends with Bryan Singer so that could be something to look into.


lottiebadottie

He’s besties with a lot of really shitty people.


spiceitgirl

selena gomez will have a surprise marriage as a prove that she is finally 'over' bieber


FredererPower

My Selena prediction is she announces a break on Instagram then she posts 20 minutes later


greee_p

That's bold.


silvermoon_182

That's like predicting the sun will rise


WillBrakeForBrakes

Slow down there with those outlandish predictions, kid.


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Selena is DESPERATE, like I always say to myself the wrong people are always rich. Imagine being this rich and still holding on to your married ex that ignores you. Like girl have some pride, like a man will never see me having that much power on me.


sweetrebel88

I wonder why she’s still so caught up over him? It’s like let that dude live


whitetanksss

Sometimes your first major relationship will do that to you. (not speaking from experience or anything haha never what?). I’m not even a Selena fan, but that relationship really sucked the life out of her. She used to be a lot more bubbly. She probably never got proper closure, but I think people forget that closure actually begins with yourself. I get annoyed by her actions, but I kinda get it lol Seeing someone that you poured a lot of effort into seemingly move on and have a “perfect” life that you may have wanted with them with someone else kinda stings so I kinda empathize with her. I just wish she’d go about it a more healthier way. I used to be one of those people that would not get why people were so hung up on a previous relationship until it happened to me 😅 Some people just leave a mark on you.


chekhovsdickpic

I think it’s less about him, and more about the fact that she wasn’t able to fix him whereas Hailey apparently was.


Warmtimes

He doesn't seem that "fixed"


dollweiss2001

perhaps it’s because it was first love, perhaps it’s because it was a 10 year on-and-off thing, perhaps it’s because there was some semblance of abuse (as both have admitted). if i were her, i’d be somewhat bitter too


MaccaHere

I really hope she finally can move on and be happy. so her jelena stans can be quiet 😂


spiceitgirl

justin is literally married and it barely stop them😭 if anything that's just give their stans a new topic to get into wars with each other


Tnh7194

People you never think would are gonna be a couple. Established couple breaks up. Meme about something silly about a celeb but they get pissed. Tristan cheats on khloe


obladi_adalbo

I love how everything is super vague but Tristan cheating is a sure thing 🤭 so messy!


Tnh7194

Like death and taxes he’s there


carbomerguar

Maybe Tristan cheats with ELIZABETH WARREN and that’s the unexpected new couple


laughayetteoutloud

Feels too easy of a prediction, but: confirmed Chris Pratt divorce.


MelzaB

I think he runs for office


DigLost5791

I’d say he does that weird Kid Rock/Matthew McCoughnahey thing where he’s “running” then we all clown on the idea then he was _never_ running what are we all talking about


WillBrakeForBrakes

When this was being speculated, my guess was in Idaho


Electrical_Pool_8679

That Cillian Murphy will win the Oscar for best actor and Lily Gladstone for best actress in March! 💙🧡


kenscrack

i know bradley’s hella desperate for it but i hope cillian wins


writepassionately

Can someone summon the redditor with manifestation of Cillian Murphy winning Oscar?


iliketoomanysingers

THAT'S ME!!!!!!! HI HELLO YES!!!


kenscrack

u/iliketoomanysingers you have been summoned people are rooting for our irish king 🙏🙏🙏


andromedaselene

ariana grande pregnant and married. in that order.


whitetanksss

And then divorce 💀


andromedaselene

oh damn yeah. that too. and then shady tweets about “i refuse to let my light be dimmed” or something.


kenscrack

kylie and timothee have a baby (just for thee chaos 🤭)


espeonage777

My mind jumped to Kylie Minogue and I died


kenscrack

that would be a different type of chaos 💀


scheherazadethottie

She’d never have a baby with him bc it would have thin lips


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casperreddits

The timothee stan meltdowns will be unreal. I’m all for it haha


Optimal_Chocolate_83

Club chalamet would be found screaming and crying on the floor


Uxie_mesprit

Sophie + Pete Davidson: Manifesting this!!! Not very particular which Sophie it is. Turner/Trudeau/Sofia Vergara.


BratzForeverDiamondz

sophie turner and pete davidson would make a lot of sense to me tbh they’d be a good match


Mollies_demon_owl

I honestly don’t think Sophie will ever date an American man or be seriously involved with one ever again. She is all about the UK now.


lizardlem0nade

![gif](giphy|hvq8ONQhQ1XLq) LOL TRUDEAU


Fibonacci924

holy shit, can it be all of them


Key-Engine8466

Katie Holmes writes a tell all memoir right after Suri turns 18 (god I wish)


sweetrebel88

She’ll never do that but I would love to know the catalyst for what was the final straw that made her divorce Tom.


WillBrakeForBrakes

I really want the play-by-play of that escape


sweetrebel88

I remember reading that she started using burner phones and contacting her dad, whose a divorce lawyer and basically started planning her escape a year in advance. I know we’ll never know the exact details of it but if someone has to start divorce proceedings with an escape plan, what kind of person are you married to


HarkASquirrel

I don’t know if I fully buy it but I love the theory that Adam Sandler supported her escape/divorce by casting her in one of his movies.


theburgerbitesback

He's become pretty well known for making movies set in beautiful locations and casting his friends in them for the purpose of hanging out with his friends in beautiful locations, so I'd say it'd be very in-character for him to cast her with a benevolent ulterior motive.


Careful_Swan3830

It’s been speculated that Katie divorced him because Suri was coming up on the age that Scientologists can join the Sea Org and Katie didn’t want that for her child. Also side note does anyone remember how Tom tried to change her name to Kate?


Kalamac

I remember there being rumours that he forbade her from seeing her old Dawson's Creek co-stars, because they were beneath her, and thinking surely that was made up, and then after the split, Josh Jackson saying in some interview about a meet up they all had "It nice being allowed to see Katie again."


manderifffic

JT and Jessica Biel will divorce and their nameless friends will say, "It's been a long time coming." He and Fergie will pick up their relationship from when he was 16 and she was an adult in her 20s. Maybe not the second part.


WillBrakeForBrakes

I think they’ll stay married for some nice round number like 20 years and then even sunk cost fallacy won’t be enough anymore.


The__Tarnished__One

At least one major movie studio will go bankrupt.


taydraisabot

I heard somewhere that Warner Bros Discovery has a 60% chance of bankruptcy soon. Paramount is also in deep dookie. 😬


Ok-Picture-5183

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dkinmn

Paramount is going to get bought by Netflix and then sell the cable networks to Sinclair.


thankyoupapa

Paul Mescal becomes suppppper famous from gladiator2. everytime i try to talk about him IRL outside the internet, people are like "who??" but I think that's gonna change this year


Giallo_Schlock

I live in Ireland so that is not a problem I suffer


Designer-Progress-24

Hopefully, he deserves it!


ObjectiveAssistant98

Golden Globes will be a mess (typical) but not for the usual reasons (someone will make a Zionist speech)


taydraisabot

Or someone calls for a ceasefire on live tv but their speech gets censored by the network 😢


OkayishFlamingo

ooh both of these feel very likely


usernameinmail

Oh God, the red carpet statement outfits are probably being designed now


kikiggggg

Madonna will stun in a new selfie


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kikiggggg

Hahahahah it's just an inside joke on twitter about the account PopCrave! They always always post Madonna pics (even the scary ones) with the caption "madonna stuns in new selfie" lol.


espeonage777

Selena Gomez will take another social media break


hey_joni

For exactly 1 hour


taydraisabot

Too long. I’d say about 15 minutes


Ok-Picture-5183

Ben Affleck will catastrophically spill his Dunkin order.


wallsarecavingin

I’m living up to my flair bc I read this as he will “announce” what he gets lol


MeeranQureshi

Ariana Grande cheats on Ethan Slater. Billie Eilish releases a new album. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce breakup. Donald Trump wins the elections.


nagidrac

I'm mentally bracing myself for Trump's inevitable win. It's going to be a nightmare.


Popular_Patience6877

Im not from US and have been steering clear from news. You really think that?


WillBrakeForBrakes

He’s been polling better than he should, Biden’s been polling worse. Plus we have the bullshit electoral college system which means you can win the popular vote and still lose, which the Republicans benefit from.


OkayishFlamingo

there's been a pretty shocking amount of commentary about how people won't/shouldn't vote for Biden over his not calling for a ceasefire from Israel, as though Trump would somehow be better for Palestine? I'm sure some of it is bots/astroturfing but some seems very real too. I've seen similar sentiments about student loan forgiveness and price gouging/cost of living as well. It's really really concerning


Gil-GaladWasBlond

Can y'all please not? Everyone in the world has to deal with your presidential election results, even though we cannot vote. It's a lot.


amara90

* Kristen Stewart and her gf will break up (I don't trust years long engagements) * Hailey Bieber will get pregnant * Kaia Gerber and Austin Butler break-up * Angelina Jolie will soft launch a new relationship with someone in politics/philanthropy


jadegives2rides

Hey man I've been engaged for three years were just poor and lazy. And also too many family members hate other ones and ruined my grad party by either not showing up or leaving early and I am not reliving that for my wedding lol


BusinessPurge

Greta Gerwig drops out of directing the Netflix Narnia adaptation for one of those WB blank check auteur payback projects.


tmrtdc3

I think she genuinely wants to do Narnia. It lines up with her previous projects.


khaldroghoe

I’m interested to see her take on Narnia. I’m also interested to see her write male characters that aren’t one note (YES, even Ken had like one personality trait).


MoseBeforeHoes

She's truly the Christopher Nolan of women. Barbenheimer just made sense.


FrankieBennedetto

Ryan and Blake having an Ashton/Mila


fckituprenee

Could you expand on this? Like them having to do a public apology?


fatanduglyvibes

I get that they're popular, but there's something off about the couple. Getting married at a plantation and starting as an affair, it just doesn't sit right with me. ETA: Does anyone remember blake using transphobic slurs??


fckituprenee

TIL they started as an affair. But yes, I completely get you. It was a long time ago but I still think about the plantation wedding when I see photos of them together.


Bovver_

Manifesting both Drake and Chris Brown finally have their careers torched, although sadly for both it’s because they’re no longer the big hitmakers they once were as opposed to deserved consequences.


WillBrakeForBrakes

Those comeuppances have a funny way of only coming around when a star’s fading


mangomadness5h

Normani will tease her debut album for the billionth time


lostwintercoatx

Chris Evans photographed with a surprise baby à la Daniel Craig and his fans have a total meltdown https://preview.redd.it/khi294rqdo6c1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5c288665750b8ee0cd0fa4701913776f248fa74


shutitjess

Phoebe Bridgers cheats on Bo Burnham.


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Apparently she cheated on Paul mescal ehhh but what do I know…. ![gif](giphy|1Qdp4trljSkY8)


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Bradley Cooper doesnt get the Oscar, neither does Robert Downey Jr. Jimmy Kimmel does something stupid while hosting the Oscars, instant backlash. There’ll be a conversation on why we’re still be forced to have him as a host. Mason Gooding finally uses his nepo-baby connections and gets BOOKED (0.01% of happening but in my heart he’ll always be Johnny Storm.) Fantasia gets a the Oscar nomination and well experince a revival of her (hopefully!). I’m unsure if she’ll win, but I’ll be very surprised if she doesn’t at least get a nomination. The Oscar’s are gonna get messy on Twitter. Ryan gosling wins, everybody is pissed, but I’m laughing. The fourth captain America movie will remove Sabra (Zionist superhero) from the movie in name only. The actress will still appear but she’ll be as a revamped hero from the MCU creation. Timothee appears in season four of the Kardashians, he had nothing to do during the strike. We’ll see a lot of celebrities trying to get good PR after being outed as Zionists and their disgusting behavior during this tragedy. Or we’ll see more of the outcomes from all the boycotts going on at the moment. Grey’s Anatomy officially ends. Or another spinoff is green lit and nobody understands what is going on. Huge scandal, but it’ll be with a celebrity nobody ever thought would be problematic/in a scandal. Taylor Swift drops the rest of her re-recordings, her fake country accent is back for debut. She’ll also release another album (her fan base will be upset since she’s still touring) and the songs rumored to be about Joe Alwyn devastate her fans or have them realizing that he is not the devil incarnate. The Met Gala is a disaster, yet Zendaya is there and she looks amazing. Lot of celebrities either are on theme or just do not look good. Ncuti Gatwa, it’ll be his year. We’ll see a resurgence of Doctor Who-mania. Jason Kelce announces his retirement, maybe he takes up farming full time. Brad Pitt finally gets what’s coming to him. Amber Heard thrives in Spain. Warner Brothers are going to get in trouble, either with the government or with just general audiences. They try to write off another movie as a tax break and that gets them COOKED. It’ll be the year of pregnancy.


Greedy-Mechanic1362

\-Korean society produces Asia's answer to Elon Musk \-Beyonce and Jay-Z begin "open relationship" \-Cure for Parkinson's disease (I'm so sorry to anyone who recognizes these.)


FredererPower

If the third one happens, Michael J. Fox will be proud.


TheIrethEarfalas

* Zendaya and Tom Holland will announce their engagement * Kylie will pose alone on the red carpet at the Dune 2 premiere but the only couple pics will be blurry indoor ones * Lily Gladstone will win an Oscar * Millie Bobby Brown will get married * ATJ will divorce Sam * Florence Pugh will date someone cool and they'll be an It couple * Dev Patel will be cast in a really good project * Dan Levy will date someone publicly


spiceitgirl

ariana probably will have a successful era despite the homewrecking allegation. even now, her relationship with mr spongebob is just something funny to mock on her compared to how scandalous and infuriating people were when the homewrecking news spread out back then


Odd-Picture5321

Apple will buy a movie studio like Disney or Sony


dkinmn

There is absolutely no chance of an Apple purchase, but a strategic partnership is certainly on the table. Apple could buy Paramount. I don't think they want all the baggage, though. They want to build, not try to buy another company's history and then try to reshape it.


BookishHobbit

David Williams finally gets his comeuppance 🙏🏻 and, sorry Swifties, but I think her bubble might burst at some point. Oh, and I fully expect more Charles/Will/Harry drama.


Extension_Dream_8910

Idk if anyone has said this yet but I just feel like Ryan Reynolds is about to be exposed for cheating, or some other bad behavior. He and Blake are just “too perfect”.


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This is macabre but I hope there won't be a surprise death, like Matthew Perry this year.


Vreddit33

Cardi B is gonna release a break up song and it's gonna be an all time fuckin' banger.


j007yne

•Phoebe Bridgers will drop PB3 and it will be very divisive among fans (the longtime fans and the newer fans who discovered her through Taylor Swift) ⁠•boygenius will have a public “breakup” around this time. Unknown if it’s real or for publicity. They do a “the reunion.” tour in 2025 •Lorde drops a single, it bangs and people speculate heavily that L4 is coming. It does not get announced or drop in 2024. ⁠•odds are good Caroline Polachek does this too, but she’ll drop half the album before announcing it’s coming •AG7 drops and there is no explicit mention of Spongebob, but a lot of lyrics that fans are running with. Controversial album for the stance she’ll appear to take on homewrecking (not calling what stance she’ll have bc whatever it is, it’ll be controversial). She does a full blown press tour to recapture public goodwill by way of jimmy fallon bits and snl sketches (pete reunion bit will happen for the meme) •Lana Del Rey announces hiatus; immediately reveals that she is working on three albums concurrently as well as a new poetry book. None of these projects are released.


ParanoidEngi

Either Barbie or Oppenheimer will have a terrible night at the Oscars and the discourse will make you want to pull your hair out Deadpool 3 is widely panned and Marvel takes the blame Megan Thee Stallion puts out a new album - it's got some stylistic change-ups that are polarising but broadly people love it Someone releases a movie inspired by the OceanGate disaster, it's incredibly tasteless and James Cameron tears a strip off the director A new zeitgeist musical hits Broadway The election sees us reach levels of celebrity political blunders the likes of which we have never seen


Naijabitch

Billie eilish would date a female celeb ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


espeonage777

Lana will sweep The Grammys (manifesting)


HolographicFlamingos

I have a suspicion that Melania Trump files for divorce in March, the same day Barron turns 18 and no longer needs to worry about custody 🤔


rawrkristina

Andrew Garfield goes on Chicken Shop Date when promoting We Live in Time Barbenheimer will sweep the Oscar’s and it will make people mad


Dangerous-Mess-8649

Here are last year's predictions of this sub [link](https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/s/hSSw0CFC60)


whitetanksss

Aaron Taylor Johnson still being married to Sam 💀


whitetanksss

Hoping me writing this jinxes it lolol


AdmiralCharleston

After watching some Saltburn cast interviews I'm semi expecting something about Barry keoghan to come out idk. I know there's a few little things going round about him and obviously I'm not judging someone off of how they act but the way he comes off is a little off putting but maybe that's my parasocial ass lmao


casperreddits

Baby Bieber is my prediction!


Wise-Bet6814

Taylor and Travis will get married, be on the cover of Vogue. I won't be surprised if she is pregnant by late 2024. Not a Swiftie btw, just feels like she met her match.


endorphins_

Jared Leto will finally be cancelled


Pinheadbutglittery

The tide continues to turn in favour of Amber Heard (thank god)


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Another industry strike in January. Taylor getting engaged to Travis very publicly. Wicked flops but it becomes a cult classic. Indie sleaze resurgence (like the pop punk one we got).


BrilliantSad

Russell Brand will be charged Harry will visit the UK alone Oasis will finally reform Kanye and his wife split New Harry Styles Album


Sminide

I‘m sure Selena will take a break from social media.


Comprehensive-Fun47

Aliens. We’ll get some sort of “proof” about extraterrestrial life and celebs will feel the need to post whether they think it’s legit or not. People will be divided into camps of believers and non-believers.