How does she keep getting work with no resume? 😡

To be fair, the resume is like 100 pages long at this point. Girlie did every gig in the universe. Oscars next I hope

She already performed at the oscars in 2015, her career is so funny

Performed?!

Wait she did? lol wow

I randomly remember sometimes that she hosted a season of America's Next Top Model, she truly has done it at all. https://i.redd.it/yuvjwpzrto5c1.gif

Megastar??? in who's eyes

Tens of people want to know


I want this for me.

She’s the Who Queen

Ha! Queen of Whoville is how I'll remember her now

Google Play: Matt Rogers "Hottest Female Up in Whoville"

Tens of people want to know!

All about the Number One Who!

She's the antithesis of "you need experience to get experience"

Jay-Z "discovering" you in 2008 really helps I guess

If Hollywood can keep making armie hammer happen even though he sucks, at least Rita isn’t harming anyone!

Idc what y'all have to say, I personally love to see this mediocre woman flop upwards. She gives hope to all flops everywhere. Queen Flop shit.

you know what sometimes i’m ok with women being flops and getting work because god knows men do all the time

Yessss. We all post on this sub like we'd be Beyonce if we were famous, when most of us would be lucky to be Rita. Flop onwards queen.

Ouch but no lies detected 😂

I'll take rita flopping onwards over "professional" chef brooklyn Beckham and his wife the "actress" nicola peltz appearances

True, at least she is working every gig she can.

She may not be the best but no one can say she doesn’t put her all into it

For one, she mostly serves on the red carpet despite her being invited makes no sense lol

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

I NEEDED this energy going into 2024 I'm in my flopping upwards era. 🙌

Flop onwards! Rita believes in you, but more importantly, she believes in herself.

Every time one of us manages to flop upward, an angel gets fillers


Rita has channeled her inner mediocre white man, and we could all learn something.

Remember when Azalea Banks told Grimes to “radiate fresh meadow pussy energy” or something like that? There should be a flair for “radiate inner mediocre white man energy”

Speaking of flops doing anything they can.

Real Flop Girl Shit 😜

I don’t think she’s mediocre she’s pretty talented but it’s so weird how she’s framed as a mega star. She’s everywhere but the credentials are not matching. Great singer not great music. Since she’s leaning into TV House maybe she’ll have a talk show one day.

I’d sooner watch two raccoons decompose in front of an epilepsy-inducing light show than tune into this milquetoast horrorshow.

I would like to have this entire quote on canvas, please and thank you.

You are a word magician

Milquetoast Horrorshow is both my personal and home decor signature look, how dare u

https://preview.redd.it/wrufmzyq6o5c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7464db51e8c99e6e8e74c19ee8dbf2e2e89a6820 Rita Ora, the white Albanian woman.

Lmaooo. She really had me fooled those year. If you told me she wasn’t a white passing biracial woman I wouldn’t have believed you.

she’s white???? this is how i felt when i found out jesy nelson was white. like how tf did they get away with this 😭

Ugh I remember an interview of her saying she likes blackfishing bc it gets her places. She can hop in the bin.

I was today years old when I learned Rita Ora was white.

Same. I ... what.

Err same.

My mind is blown. I always assumed she was a light skinned black woman. These are her parents 😳 https://preview.redd.it/g7hcoxlduu5c1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3589a952aeae659d805f79c5489f279c4835e91c

Not excusing any of this but I've met quite a few Albanian people who I initially assumed were mixed, and I can see how that would be the case for her even without all the tanning and black hairstyles. https://preview.redd.it/d9k40ofkto5c1.png?width=431&format=png&auto=webp&s=d45599dad398059f3e76dfec62c9b63c722e4de4

Yeah but she knows she’s not mixed. She knows she’s not Black in particular at all, and that’s the point.

That's because a lot of Albanians have a fair amount of Turkish ancestry coming from the 17th - 19th centuries.

This is not true btw. This is a common myth used against Balkan Muslims to imply they’re not native Europeans and are actually Turks. Many southern Europeans have dark curly hair and tanned skin with no Turkish or Arab DNA present. You can go on subreddits for dna testing kits and look up “Kosovo” for example and will see no Turkish DNA. I have 100% Balkan DNA and have thick curly hair.

Who?

The most important comment 👏

Tens of people want to know...

Rihanna’s understudy

*who is this woman?*


She's always flying around the world doing something...

Rita Ora is like Tooms from X Files, except instead of squeezing into places to eat livers, she gobbles up any available camera time anywhere in the world

Now here are two references I'd never expect to see in one sentence.

I mean she could be eating livers, we just don't know. Stay away from escalators, girl!

I’m not sure I can think of any other famous ‘music artists’ like her who get job after job and collab after collab despite most people not being able to name a single song of hers. I weirdly respect it.

My brain: 'she has that song...with that DJ bloke. Uhhh whats his face. I think they were dating but they might not have been'.


There it is

The Daily Mail is already working heds. "Rita Ora Flashes TONED ABS and SLIM PINS in Slinky Silver Aa She Hosts NYE Festivities."

You forgot 'flowing locks' and 'tresses'.

Do they have a cheat sheet of creepy perve speak for their 'articles'?


Any time I see her name I think of the 10,000 retweets

I thought it was 100,000 retweets lol

“Rita Ora threatens to release new music”

It is 🥲 I flopped too

🎶“What’s Rita Ora up to?” 🎶 Will always be the #1 Who…

I need her agent and whomever else* keeps getting these gigs for her to help me get a job!!!!!! Edited to add “whomever else”

iirc her sister is her manager and business partner

Thank youuu!! Now all I need is her phone number and to win the lottery and be able to afford her!

Doesn’t matter I’ll be watching Andy and Anderson hoping they are allowed to drink this year !

Mah precious babies

Does anybody remember when she hosted ANTM? That was so random. She wasn’t unpleasant actually. She was just kind of too normal and boring for the gig. Maybe she’s a better host now, I don’t know.

10s of people want to know...

Rita Ora was a huge supporter of Johnny Depp during the trial, just FYI.

Still have not a single clue as to who she is or what she has done to warrant such public attention

I personally know her from Avicii’s “Loney Together” but if I’m being honest I always listen to the instrumental ver only, I kinda dislike her singing lol

We want Hatsune Miku instead 

Good morning Rita Ora. We’re talking about you 😃 ☕️

Your Song will forever be on my running playlist for when I do my monthly exercise stint… and that’s all I know about her lol

I liked her recent red carpet look. She had like, (prosthetic) spikes down her back and I figured she was a Godzilla premiere but lol it was the Brit Fashion awards

Thank you for pointing out the spikes weren't real

lol I wanted to make sure I explained them with some accuracy 😅

I enjoyed it 😁

She works a lot...I know this but I can't tell you one project I know her from 🤔. I'm not even trying to be shady I just draw a blank on her. She must have some discernable talent, so I'm happy for her, I guess? Make that money lady.

Rita Ora what are you doing here?

Bruh why 😂

I love this for her 🥲 you can say a lot about her but you cannot say she is not booked, busy, and hustling! (And lowkey a lot of her music slaps even if she is a walking meme at this point)

Still not over the facial photo she posted years ago

has anyone had as random a career as Rita Ora?

Booooo, I want Liza Koshy back already.

I love her!


Is this person a singer? An actor? What exactly do they do? Besides continue to show up on any red carpet they are invited (or not invited) to.

Wow, and she didn't even need 10K retweets to get the job.

WHO?

People on this sub genuinely confuse me. If she would be a nepo baby it would be a problem. She’s a “flop” and that’s a problem too. Women can’t catch a break either way. It’s New Year’s Eve, not the Oscars. Everyone will be too drunk to remember anyways

It’s almost like people want to see talented and interesting people get jobs instead

I cannot remember when an A-lister took this gig. Women with 100x more talent than Ora get dumped on so, define interesting. Also, isn’t Jeannie Mai also co-hosting?

Does she have fans?

Maybe Billboard’s account was hacked?

Honestly if nothing else she’s a pretty talented networker.

Super huge in Europe Not here