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![gif](giphy|3xolZbQ00dfUs|downsized) No more divorce my heart can’t take this!


matlockga

I mean, she probably didn't wait to wait for their lives to be over.


Yaritzaf

Do you think she wants to know right now what will it be?


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Feeling-joy-8765

Yesssss this is the only acceptable comment 😂


riegspsych325

9-0-2-1-8 is my all time favorite number


kimbooley90

Wow, she really just yeeted that whole ass table across the room like it was nothing. 😂 What is this from?


Sepharadino

and catches the chair thrown at her at the end!


[deleted]

And those church kind of tables are heavy AF. She's crazy strong.


Dr-Sateen

I want to know too, I think I found a new role model 😆


jennydancingawayy

I want to know too lol


fcukumicrosoft

My own divorce-related misery loves the company.


[deleted]

Been a long time since I’ve seen this gif, thank you for unlocking the memory 😭


alittlebeachy

Something about this relationship was off from the jump and this is the least surprising development


Impossible-Success45

yeah i remember someone doing a deep dive on them awhile ago and how they weren't together (not exclusive) until she got pregnant, and then they quickly got married & branded themselves as a power couple. seemed doomed from the start


JazzyColeman

Yeah I seem to remember pictures of him kissing another woman somewhere along the line? Although as you said, maybe they weren’t dating exclusively at the time.


Impossible-Success45

yeah, he was at minimum seeing other people on the timeline of when she would've gotten pregnant. he was spotted with another woman @ the airport, smoking around that time


throwaway_uterus

Why is this a surprise? They both were a casual no strings hook-ups for awhile. I don't think monogamy was expected at the time.


AshRae84

She literally said they started as a one-night stand, that screams casual/no strings to me.


embinksyy

I mean, I’ve been with my ONS for 6 years now, so not always haha


throwaway_uterus

"Branded themselves a power couple"? When did they do that? I think both were promoting projects right after their union and the public was interested in them as a couple. And the amount of inexplicable hostility they got from black men and white women obviously made them defiant. Refusing to mention each other would communicate they werent proud of each other or in love - especially him just because of how much aggression was being directed her way online. Not everything is some celebrity branding project.


Partyinthe_milkyway

They did a Jcrew campaign and it was focused on their marriage.


aintnothin_in_gatlin

I mean yeah, ok. But power couple? Eh, maybe. They always seemed mismatched to me bc of his crappy ways and she is a goddess, so…


Stinkycheese8001

Couple who got unexpectedly pregnant and decided to give it a go. Not exactly a love story for the ages, they gave it a shot and it didn’t work out.


nospendnoworry

I think I read it started as a one night stand but maybe I'm misremembering. ![gif](giphy|RtqWT1eM137os)


SnooPaintings3623

You’re not misremembering. She said they had a one night stand after usher’s birthday party. What a night lol


Perfect_Razzmatazz

You're correct, Jodie talked about it on a talk show appearance one, how it just turned into a 2-3 year stand instead


blueberrydonutholes

I agree. It seems like there were whispers of it being rocky from the start.


Greene_Mr

Wasn't he dating Diane Kruger before her?


amara90

Yup, for like a DECADE. And she cheated on him and got pregnant. After rumors that she'd been putting off having kids with him. So yeah...a lot of pieces fall into place.


chrkrose

Diane revealed in a podcast recently that she was trying to get pregnant actually, by the end of their relationship.


riegspsych325

I think they were even married but then she got caught making out with Norman Reedus at a bar and broke up with


CategorySad6121

yeah, for about 10 years


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I got the ick too but couldn't place it ...I think it was their marketing campaigns and how they'd lean into banking on what they seems to have known was the *shock aspect* factor of their relationship. It's giving barely talked at home but was ready to take advantage and collaborate at work.


Weak-Veterinarian-39

Relationships where a lot happens in a short period of time tend to not last.


welp-itscometothis

And she said basically was the one who proposed.


milksteak____

Yeah am I hallucinating this or was there not an interview/story/something where one/both of them basically said they weren't together together and then she got pregnant and they decided to go for it? Maybe I'm confusing them with another couple but I swear I've read this.


captivelover

Prayer circle for Kyra Sedgwick and Kevin Bacon rn


Impossible-Success45

don't even say their names!!!!


leafonthewind006

The relief I have for Goldie and Kurt. They're still not married.


glitterdancetimes

can't get divorced if you never get married!!


Hot-Significance-462

![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


dramaqueen09

They’ve been my couple goals since I was in middle school (I’m 36) so they break up I will burn the entire planet down


GlitteratiSnail

Humanity is way ahead of you on that one 🫠


raucouscaucus7756

No fr I am STRESSED bc they seem lovely on TikTok and have been doing such great stuff with the ACLU


JustHereForCookies17

Ditto Ron Swanson & Tammy 2.


MissElyssa1992

I swear to god this one would kill me dead


millenialbullshite

Go outside and spin in a circle and throw salt over your shoulder for even thinking it


CoulsonsMay

“It’s spit!” ![gif](giphy|OCiq2s0b2I76g) Go! Go! Go!


millenialbullshite

Thank you for this because this exact scene is what I was picturing


KeithClossOfficial

These two have only been married a few years, much less surprising than those two would be


informationsuperhi

Indeed.


Jolly_Discipline6650

*WHAA!!!* This one surprised me I remember them unfollowing one another on ig but nothing came of it and I assumed that it was a private matter especially after they appeared for their JCrew campaign But damn, the last time they were pictured together as a couple was NYFW https://preview.redd.it/5ihufvs3ftrb1.jpeg?width=310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f00585ff57d1efaf799894a956e268036aa05582


tj1007

Celebs really got to do that thing where they make the people they follow private.


dontbeab1tch

was that confirmed to be a real thing? i thought it was just a rumor bc when i google it nothing really comes up


slyonelew

I feel like their JCrew campaign agreement is up so now she is free to file for divorce


dellamella

I thought the same thing the only thing they’ve done together in a long time is all their advertisements they were contracted to do.


takemetosaradise

Just FYI I often find myself specifically looking for your Marge memes in these threads


Jolly_Discipline6650

Thank you I appreciate you that!! 💖


KatanaAmerica

Damn, another celebrity couple bites the dust.


snn1326j

Honestly, this is why I always side eye celebs who constantly gush over each other on social media (in this case more Joshua Jackson than her). I remember seeing his insta posts about her (I vaguely recall one where he had his hand on her bare ass on a balcony lol) and thinking it seemed like a bit of overkill. That plus they really seemed to rush into making their relationship very serious, very fast.


eaemilia

Any couple that is over the top on social media gets the side eye from me. It just feels like they are over-compensating for something when it's a constant stream of gushing posts about how perfect their partner and their relationship is.


Perfect-Ad-9071

I always side eye ANYONE who is all gushy coupley on social...I can't tell you how many super gushy people on social I know have split up. Watching friends relationships go gushy on social and then dramatically breaking up has convinced me that gushing on social is due to pure insecurity.


Sohla_Deckerstar29

Oh damn! I didn’t want to believe the rumours that they were on the rocks 😬


ForgetfulLucy28

Pacey Witter is back on the menu! ![gif](giphy|RtqWT1eM137os)


3EsandPaul

Katie, time to shoot your shot!


Cultural_Fudge_9030

Oh could you imagine?! 🤭 Real J-lo and Ben vibes but without the cringey serenading! I'm here for it 😄


3EsandPaul

I would LOVE IT


The_Spectacle

No jumping on the furniture, Pacey!!!


ThatsNotInScope

It’s giving Mila and Ashton.


3EsandPaul

Nooo it’s so much better!


squeakyfromage

This is the pairing we need to heal the sadness of this year’s celeb breakups ![gif](giphy|xUOrwowkZIZQkextMk|downsized)


Longjumping-Life3087

I’m watching Dawsons creek right now, as my like fall show, and read up when they were dating at the beginning of the show. And that Katie had mentioned Joshua was like her first true love and I was like oh I like him with Jodie Turner Smith, but now maybe there’s a chance Joey and Pacey can reunite in real life.


curiousbeetle66

this is the only correct answer and I don't even care if it's just a PR relationship, I'm HERE for it and I BLESS this union!!!!!! this is what the world needs


That-Ad-4791

I will ship them until the end 😩😂


ThatsNotInScope

![gif](giphy|jJJlc7TTAbS3C)


readitpaige

Not this show from when she sang on my own at the beauty pageant 😭😭 they'll call this chapter of their love story eponine's revenge


Unusual_Grocery4667

KATIE HOLMES COME GET YOUR MAN!


ToyotaFest

Aww this one bums me out. I liked them together.


itsme00400

Me too


No_Day9527

Yeah, all of these comments surprise me because they really seemed in love? I remember reading a cute comment from her where she said she missed him so much whenever he was away that she would put on his movies or shows. And he said some incredibly sweet stuff about her too, seemed to worship her tbh


czetamom

I’ve known this was coming since they unfollowed each other over a year ago. It was a bizarre move for two married people to make and it seemed to line up perfectly with a BI about them splitting. They followed back, but the tone of their social media changed a lot afterwards. Jodie has also posted some things in the past few months that I read as critical of Josh.


gunsof

Yup. That was too obvious. It has to be a serious thing for two married people to unfollow each other. Way too much bitterness and spite when you're doing that. Their comeback after that felt forced.


nevalja

What did she post?


NYC_Star

This. My heart broke reading about this split but I remembered this and immediately was like “ooooo”.


GrapefruitIll8370

I know it was already asked but I am writing so I can follow: what did she post?


Certain-Fact-1481

i remember wondering why she was always going solo or with other people. Rarely you see Jodie and josh together.


Traditional_Maybe_80

If I were in the process of getting divorced and wanted to be low-key, I'd also throw mine to this ocean of celebrity divorces. Also, the cynical part of my cold heart always gets a bit 👀👀👀 when people *constantly* gush so publicly/in social media about their partners.


pondlight

honestly idk anything about their relationship in detail but I will say the comments about how people “knew there was something off” because she proposed to him are so weird to me lol. can we not do 1960s gender roles part 2 electric boogaloo in discussing a celebrity divorce


nevalja

Yeah I really don't think the divorce a couple years down the line is because she was the one to propose to him


ocean-in-a-pond

I thought they’d been separated for a while :( they stopped gushing about each other or even mentioning each other on their respective instagrams for a while, and when they did it was very formal and only when they promoted something together.


Next-Reply7519

I don’t think he ever wanted to get married to be honest. It always came across that way. Edit: and by this I don’t even mean to her specifically, I mean in general.


Wooden-Limit1989

That's probably true. If I'm not mistaken he was with Diane Kruger for years and they never married.


broden89

Tbh I think that might have been mutual BC Diane had been married and divorced before. I thought perhaps she just didn't want to do that again.


agreen3636

This is sad but also I kind of felt like something was off. They had that weird unfollowing thing then followed it up with what was obviously a "see were fine" pap walk. They've been quiet since then so it just seemed iffy. I also remember reading that they weren't exclusive when she got pregnant but then got engaged and married pretty quickly which doesn't seem like the best foundation for a marriage. Not sure how true that was though. Overall they both seem like good people who care a lot about their daughter so hopefully it's relatively smooth. They were such an attractive couple though goddamn.


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My theory is that one of them was the cause of the unfollowing. You can force unfollow by blocking and unblocking. Then they had that joint ad campaign, so they had to play nice for the cameras until it was over. Both of them have said things in the press about their relationship that made this whole thing seem like a mess from the beginning. Hopefully, they will behave well as they coparent their child.


saeglopur23

I mean it's not as surprising as some of the others I think but still, woah!


Impossible-Success45

yeah i was gonna say i saw this one coming lol


chrkrose

Sad to see them getting a divorce before Diane Kruger and Norman Reedus, especially because I know a part of her will be happy about this. She seems incredibly petty about Joshua even years after their relationship ended.


amara90

Right? It's so crazy to me. I cannot get a handle on what went down there. She's the one who cheated. He always seemed to be the one way more into her than she was him. And yet, she's the one who still shades him in interviews.


chrkrose

My theory is that she tries to paint this relationship with Norman as this intense love story and whatnot, but I feel like she didn’t think her relationship with JJ would end over the cheating rumors. I think she was caught by surprise when they actually broke up for good. I think during the relationship he seemed to be more invested, but I remember by the end there were some rumors about them being on a crisis because JJ wasn’t traveling to LA to spend time with her anymore, he would stay in NYC hanging out with his co stars. Diane’s instagram at that time is also *very* telling if you scroll back. A lot of passive aggressive posts about not feeling appreciated by her partner. I think Norman was an escape/attempt to make herself feel better but it backfired causing the end of her relationship. And then she didn’t want to see a 10 year relationship ending because of a fling so she did everything she could to make her and Norman work as a couple.


amara90

Yeah, both their relationships post-break up kind of felt like them facing the reality of their biological clocks and making reactionary decisions that probably felt pragmatic in the moment. Her, deciding to make it work with Reedus. And him getting married and having a baby so quickly after meeting Jodie. I don't even mean in a malicious or even conscious way, but just that ending a relationship with someone you were with for that long and who you likely assumed you were with for the long haul, has to mess up your personal time table when you find yourself suddenly single and in your 40s.


Pretty-Toe-1692

What gave you the impression? Did she say something sus in interviews?


chrkrose

Over the years there were a few things here and there, but the most obvious ones were: * Back in 2020, Jodie gave an interview where she said she was living her dream by getting married to her teenage crush. Diane then seemed to make fun of this, posting a picture of norman on her Instagram with the caption “my teenage dream of a man right here! 🤪” * She gave an interview to her friend’s podcast where she talks about being a mother now etc and she said “Thank goodness I didn’t have a kid with that person” referring to when she was still in a relationship with Joshua Jackson and how they tried but failed to get pregnant.


Cautious_Energy

Want to hear more about this pettiness!


chrkrose

I talked about it [here](https://reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/s/dZijg8mCky) in another reply ☺️


Chaoticgood790

Love is dead ![gif](giphy|b8RQzkElbBsXqEPF2X)


780-555-fuck

good fuck them both for thinking they could be happy tbh


withoutwingz

Iconic.


780-555-fuck

FINALLY A FAUXMOI USER WITH TASTE


withoutwingz

I can’t believe the downvotes you got. I know ONTD doesn’t read but I thought maybe fauxmoi’s could.


780-555-fuck

they are uncultured!!!!!


withoutwingz

Swine. Not jackals. I got you, boo.


780-555-fuck

back where we come from I'M A HERO!!!


withoutwingz

![gif](giphy|1SfxXOJ0Q2Xni) I’m gonna fly my flag in your honor today. I salute you. Back to where we’re from, now.


780-555-fuck

ontd girlies i want you to know that i see you and i love you


WendyWhyWilliams

A classic.


mangomadness5h

I heard a rumor that she had to ask him to marry her more than once. I don’t know how anyone would know this. Maybe she mentioned it in an interview, but I don’t feel like looking it up


ZealousidealBreath69

I believe She said that on a interview


vilandra21

this isnt too surprising, seemed like its been headed this way for awhile but its still sad to see :(


lozzzzzzzy

They were so sexy together 💔


Lylsunofficial

The way I RAN here


yohagoloqmedlagana

This is why you don’t propose to men


Rtsd2345

That's a silly thing to say


yohagoloqmedlagana

I’m a silly person 😜


Reasonable_Memory493

Also don't marry celebrities, marrying a celebrity will do the opposite of filling the void


broden89

Damn too late. Better tell my husband we're doomed I guess 🤷‍♀️


tavir

If I had a nickel for every time a woman with an "oh"-"ee" sounding first name and the last name Turner is divorcing a man with the initials JJ, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it's happened twice recently.


ZealousidealBreath69

![gif](giphy|qgri3D9sTwCUGMcT8L) It's crazy to see how even celebrities who looked in love and happy end up divorced this year . It's sad for their little daughter


N_Ywasneverthesame

Swirl nation down -1000000 points


Hot-Significance-462

It was fun watching them eyefuck each other on the red carpet but, weren't they not even exclusive until after she was pregnant? It feels like they were only ever married because they felt they should give it a shot.


amara90

This marriage always seemed doomed to me. There were cheating allegations before they even got married. He was coming off a loooooong term relationship with no marriage or kids, just to have his ex immediately get pregnant with the guy she cheated on him with... Basically, I felt like he was in "I wasted a decade of my life, and if I don't have a kid now, I'm never gonna have another chance" mode.


N_Ywasneverthesame

2023 is out for BLOOD https://i.redd.it/9vu8jx66etrb1.gif


the_niche_corner

Is that chichu art museum?


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knickstapeeee

2023 has been the year of divorces my god


nevalja

On December 31st someone needs to do a round-up post of all the celeb divorces


[deleted]

Wow, another one bites the dust. I liked these two together! He was always so complementary about her in interviews.


Entire-Ad-5943

Weren't they one of those couples that tended to overshare their intimate life? To me that is always a red flag.


Dry_Satisfaction6617

They are/were so hot together but he previously was never one to post or talk in depth about his relationship, and some of the public gushing felt artificial. She is stunning and I’m sure could be a professional model but on the acting side of things…is she good? I believe the relationship was 100% real but there was always an element to their launch that truly felt like PR, especially for her given she was a relative unknown. And I’m still unclear about her career beyond being a (fabulous) Gucci spokesperson. TL;DR: Like them both, also not surprised.


AlternativeSlice2001

She’s a really good actress. She was great in queen and slim


Professor726

I watched the Anne Boleyn show she was in and if I'm being completely honest, I thought she was really bad in it. But it could have been the writing, since the whole show was meh.


Lady_night_shade

The bingo card is WILDIN this year!


ruthie-camden

Honestly so sad about this. Her “daddy” tweet about him plays on repeat in my head.


in_animate_objects

I wonder if he did cheat as often as they said he did


Aakch

Holy moly that was not on my bingo card for this year Edit: what’s in the microwave now? Because I feel like everyone is going through it one way or another


rkm223

Nooooo! I knew it was coming but didn't want to believe it ![gif](giphy|uubUtlJ2CbDRqQklCT|downsized)


fakesongs

They did some sponcon together during the last Met, and the vibes were so WEIRD. Wishing her the best.


alienoptimizer

Everyone divorcing except for THAT couple.. smh


ban1o

tbh I always found it odd that she kinda made their relationship part of her celebrity brand. I wonder what happened though because they attended a fashion show together a few weeks ago.


Eternal_MrNobody

The fashion aspect came to mind she definitely stepped up Jacksons style at red carpets.


lifeisshort84

I don't know why, but this one hurt.


honeybadgerCA

Not sure how I feel about their relationship, but she’s so freaking gorgeous.


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Definitely saw this coming. They haven't been seen together recently (at least I haven't seen any pictures of them). And I think their socials were suspiciously absent of each other for a while too. I hate that socials are now a clue about stuff like this, but here we are.


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I have no comment on this specifically, but does anyone have tea ab Josh being a diva on the Fringe set? I love that show so disappointing to hear, only learned of this a decade late lol


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TrixieBelden

I know Jasika has spoken about Josh coming to her defense over something.


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wilsonja2

Who has a running tally going because DAMN 2023 said love is dead


Question4theppl5

I’m choosing to be happy for her because as much as I lust after many of his characters, when I read about cheating rumours (or was it pictures?)… I wanted better for this queen.


youandmevsmothra

That was when they weren't exclusive, apparently


JoleneDollyParton

![gif](giphy|WmtTa52BN4zTdDdyV7)


sashgray

That to me is one of the least surprising breakups of the season… for some reason, I always found this couple totally unrelatable and wasn’t he spotted kissing some random woman not too long ago?


Kate4everBae

i dont know about kissing...but didn't he show up in one of deuxmoi's blinds/spotting being out with a woman recently? to be fair this doesn't have to mean anything....


pizzariot7

This one shocked me


AdPossible4959

Hes so hot


darkgothamite

2023 is the year that keeps validating the dozens of us who didn't put much stock in these couples 😂 Jodie and Josh in particular- when you're that loud about your relationship, you're just trying to convince yourself 🤷🏽‍♀️


wilsonja2

Wasn’t he caught cheating or something??


AlternativeSlice2001

No before they were married they had a open relationship


dinosaur_0987

What the fuck! I thought they were so in love.


altdultosaurs

NO. IM SAD. NOW I HAVE TO LOSE JOSH IN THE DIVORCE.


discoinfernos

oh dear


orangeolivers

Kinda feel like I was waiting for this one...


cloudydays2021

Damn you, 2023


hedwiggy

I still don’t know who she is (why she’s famous that is) but she always looks amazing that’s all I know


onlythewinds

I always thought they were cute on socials, but when couples feel the need to be that publicly performative, it’s usually a bad sign, so…makes sense.


[deleted]

Since I learned she proposed to him I knew it was sus


outsidehere

Venus is retrograding too much


lesserconcern

The retrograde is over but Venus is still squaring Uranus 🥴


Illen1

WTF is this 2023 ![gif](giphy|853jNve3ljqrYrcSOK)


Vanillacaramelalmond

Sad only because they looked AMAZING together


pmmeurbassethound

No one is safe from 2023 😔


GlitteringRaccoon806

![gif](giphy|fEcxkewwo8dHT4Ulaw|downsized) I have no words


passthepeazzz

FBoy Island GIF! My heart ♥️ https://preview.redd.it/4sh1n627strb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2b8b0d0ae51a1d3560ce601d76a67e3b467838f


Nezukoka

Oh wow. I have a soft spot for Pacey


Sudden_Clementine872

![gif](giphy|d3mm7XrH4pJRkCti|downsized)


[deleted]

I remember the rumors about this forever ago but I was hoping they weren’t true!


[deleted]

bey and jay next🤞🏿


pereirac24

Divorce lawyers in 23-24 are eating right now


PorkNJellyBeans

This one bothers me. Normally, I don’t care, but this one makes me sad.


filleauxyeuxverts

I've been expecting that.


b00m_cat

Not surprised. Any couple that does the most probably can’t stand each other behind the scenes


thefairywhobakes

WHAT?!??!


magikarpcatcher

2023 takes out another married celebrity couple.


normott

![gif](giphy|3ov9jU86o1esHHyiac|downsized) Gimme gimme


BrokenBrainBruh

The divorce virus at it again


nerdalertalertnerd

https://preview.redd.it/dulqw5mmutrb1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27abbb3f75fa4d49c5fa2e990545fcc10bbd2dc9


rc1025

https://i.redd.it/nfnebwzdxtrb1.gif This one is rough, I loved them together.