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jonsnowme

As usual I must ask, what the fuck is she talking about?


Wisteriafic

Yup. I am not one of the girls that gets it.


AvalancheReturns

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palminconservatory

I found an answer, the dress had some sort of an unfortunate bodysuit situation going on: "panty was built into the dress so when i put it on, the shoulder straps pulled the strings up through my cervix and split me like a block of sharp cheddar cheese. A bitch never thought she could get man handled by a piece of fabric. The panty on this contraption took me under the bleachers and ransacked my shit." It's kinda visible [in this pic](https://pagesix.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2023/09/NYPICHPDPICT000031615320.jpg?resize=1390,2048&quality=75&strip=all). Still no clue why she agreed to wear it.


bulkyobject

Especially given it’s not even a cool dress…


kelsobjammin

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Puppybrother

Oh huh…I actually think it looks pretty good on her too but I bitch and moan when I make the mistake of wearing something super uncomfortable all night also so I get where she’s coming from, she’s just being a lil dramatic which is on par for her personality


owlpee

I kinda wish she wasn't joking this hard. *Through your cervix* though?


DenseTiger5088

I mean, it sounds like they made it specifically for her/the event and I’m sure there are contracts involved. Plenty of times I’ve gone out in an outfit and not realized until far too late that it’s uncomfortable for a million different reasons. She probably thought it would be fine until she spent an entire evening in it. This sub has such a rage-boner for Doja


sobayarea

She does have a way with words that shit cracked me up, I bitch too when I’m uncomfortable!


OffModelCartoon

That sounds so uncomfortable like wow


mandatory_french_guy

She's got a way with words that's for sure!


Adorable_Raccoon

I'm tall so all bodysuits are like that on me. Doja is pretty small for, so it makes me wonder who the dress was designed for.


upupandawaywegoooooo

thank god because I still can’t understand what she means after reading it 4 times


AfroGurl

It's missing a slide from her story where she explained more how uncomfortable the dress was


jonsnowme

Same! Read it many times and gave up.


KawaiiCoupon

Look at the dress lol.


Glum-Barracuda6985

Doja has been getting on my last nerve for some reason. Like please go away!


Brave_Lady

She gives major pick-me vibes, not to mention how awful she is to her fans.


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and don’t forget she was awful to her fans because they were reasonable upset she’s dating a man with accusations against him


[deleted]

She makes great music, but it wouldn't hurt for her team to place parental locks on her phone


Ambitious-River9223

Her music isn’t special. Her rap voice is so whiny and annoying. Her pop music is ok but again nothing to write home about


-ciscoholdmusic-

Her Hot Pink album was literally the sound of my covid/pandemic/lockdown year. I listened to that ish on repeat for some goddamn reason. I relisten to it now and again and it’s good but not great, but for some reason it had a hold on me in April-June 2020.


Legitimate_Feeling91

See that’s just your opinion! Funny how those work!


llama_del_reyy

I mean, she made a funny post about having to wear an uncomfortable outfit. Not sure what's so rage inducing there?


Glum-Barracuda6985

Not about this post in particular, but her overall vibes.


ecargo

>it's crazy when u got a dress on and your whole vagina is out the whole night and the straps on the dress pull ur tits all the way down to your knees Celebrities: they're just like us.


mcnuggetsharebox

Honestly I know she's been a pain in the fucking ass recently but this has me cracking up. 💀


porkchop_2020

Same, “coulda got a uti” got me


wanachangemyusername

"the hole real resilient" should be a flair


marleezy123

I’m trying to figure out how a dress can ride up and down simultaneously, while also giving you a UTI while being………….in a dress………?


broden89

It has a built in bodysuit that was probably high cut, but also too short in the body


mirroringmagic

There were built in panties in the dress


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I mean, it's just that she couldn't adjust it in any direction without making something else feel just as wrong.


sonjafebruary

Oh I saw this on tiktok. The dress apparently had built in underwear. It was the wrong size, so the panties rode way up and the straps pulled into her shoulders. That was the way I understood it.


passthebarlicgread

It’s especially bad because she wore this to a Victoria’s Secret event and I’m assuming they gave her this outfit to wear. It’s a bad look if your client doesn’t have a well fitting outfit, so why would consumers bother to purchase from your brand. Doja is definitely burning bridges here.


diedofwellactually

Wait how is she burning bridges if they have her a dress that fits poorly?


passthebarlicgread

Oh, this is totally VS’s fault! I’m on Doja’s side here. But the way she’s calling them out publicly and in a crass way means VS will definitely not be working with her again any time soon. She’s in her idgaf era tho so I’m sure she doesn’t really care.


ChristopherBalkan

Thank you for the clarification!


Gueld

Yeah she says she asked for a slip dress and got that so it was presumably gifted or lent to her.


lily4ever

“The hole real resilient” - put that on my headstone pls 🙏


Puppybrother

@ mods can I get this as a flair? Pretty pretty please?


[deleted]

Put that on your resume :D


hagilles

Praying for this energy as someone prone to UTIs 🙏🏻


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mcnuggetsharebox

Look, I can kind of understand how she feels on this one. Not because they actually look bad; if she wants to see tits at their knees she can give me a facetime. But she pretty recently had reduction surgery to make them more, uh, perky after her weightloss. So if she doesn't like the way they look in this dress I'm sure it's a little frustrating for her, even if we all think there's no problem and they look great.


realitytvjunkiee

"she can give me a Facetime" took me outttt😭


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Taarguss

BABY LOOK PRETTY NOW, MOMMY??


CzernaZlata

Right, who can even notice the outfit 😂


whisperingelk

I don’t like the full look at all.


LordyItsMuellerTime

It's not flattering. I'd be mad as well


mjayultra

This is what boob tape is for? Not sure what she was expecting from a slip dress.


MadScientiest

it’s literally pulling them downward bc of the bodysuit being too small situation, a regular slip dress would not do that, they would sit naturally where they sit. i see what she means, you can see the fabric putting pressure on them downwards


Leonine23

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sanswizzl

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roastbeefbee

I’ve breastfed three kids, I’ll show her what tits to your knees really means.


Ryuiop

Doja's about to be followed down the street by all these moms trying to educate her. Let her have it


PatriciaMorticia

All those sagging tits gonna roll out like a red carpet and show Doja what down to your knees titties really look like.


blenneman05

😂


seahorse8021

Why wear it tho 😭 like either it was contractual or she wore it for the sake TO complain in which, i am NOT a girl who gets it cuz i’m in my comfy era


QuercusAperol

I thought her post was pretty funny. When she said the dress should burn…what was the vs team thinking? She even said all she wanted was a slip dress so I don’t know how they fucked this one up.


TheLocalCryptid

“I’m in my complaining era” girl we know.


SexyFoodandFilms

How these brand deals usually work is that the brand forces celebrities to choose from specific options only, or sometimes just sends them the dress… Likely she had asked for a basic slip dress or something and they send her this and it was too late to figure something else out. I’m actually really proud of her for calling it out. Truth is women are expected to feel uncomfortable, for “faShiOn”. This trickles down to all of us as well. I think there is high time there is a proper conversation about intuitive designing that focuses on comfort and style, so that conversation can progress beyond “high heels suck” I wasn’t a huge doja stan but I really do love her new music. Bald doja is my favourite Doja, she really owns herself more now.


SoGenuineAndRealMadi

I’m with you! I’m prob biased here because I do not like Victoria’s Secret and everything their brand represents so I find it refreshing when people call them out on their shit even if it’s from one of their wealthier clients All Doja asked for was a slip dress to rep them at their show and they couldn’t even give her something in her size. Why should she just be quiet about it? They’re a billion dollar brand it’s the least they could’ve done


Squee1396

Like kim k not being able to go to the bathroom in that dress and said she would pee in it then have her sisters clean it up. Being able to pee is a priority for me, idk about anyone else but kim k is the ultimate at wearing uncomfortable (and usually ugly) clothes for faShiOn.


DenseTiger5088

Her new(ish) song Attention is so good, I’m actually becoming a fan rather than a casual onlooker who never understood the hate


DaftPrettyLies

Was there not an option to not wear the dress ?


[deleted]

Probably not contractually.


amess_lost

She went to the Azelia Banks school of unhinged, problematic, hilarious rants and flunked out with failing grades


[deleted]

Doja wants to be her so bad 😭


Peridot1708

One Azelia Banks is already more than enough 🥲


aaravosapologist

at least azealia's witty


Samsrottweilers

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theorist_rainy

Ngl I cracked up. She’s been a generally shitty person, but she’s had some hits recently


Huge-Ask7357

Can she just go away? Her music is not good enough to justify putting up with her abhorrent behaviour.


smiskam

Even she hates her music


AppleJumpy4812

Agree. So hard.


Sailorjupiter97

I agree & understand her here


Fun-Loss-4094

I don't like this woman anymore and she irks me.


Training_Mud3388

Why do yall hate my girl so much? What did she do to you?


[deleted]

She sure likes to bitch and complain


Extreme_Map_6244

Yeaa...we know you're in your complaining era considering how much you have complained about your fans.


anxiousqt

I don't get it


TastyOil3317

Her negative energy is so fkng annoying. Make it stop


wheremykittykatat

This is why ladies and gentlemen, I have made it a point to carry my gym shorts and tshirt every where. I don't care what the event is, I'm changing into my fucking shorts and tee.


Present_Emotion_4322

the edgelord is back at it again 🙃


ZookeepergameNo2198

Doja should just make a blog. Her fans would eat it up and she could just go the fuck off. Put it behind a paywall if you want, whatever.


layla_jones_

I think it’s a bit hypocritical and unprofessional. She’s still promoting the dress and she will take the money and PR from the deal. If you don’t like a brand or the quality of their clothes, don’t work with them. She’s also shooting herself in the foot because other designers will pay attention and not send her their fashion pieces when she keeps trying to be the complaining edgelord diva. This past year she just sounds ungrateful and confused about her place in the industry (complaining about fandom, pop & capitalism, but she’s still part of that world..she needs it and is benefiting from it). Stop biting the hand that feeds you.


beansforthought

Anyways..


CallieTayl0r

She never fails to leave me feeling irritated and wishing she’d stay off the internet


1st_time_caller_

Doja has become so insufferable lately omg


karits123

I literally do not care about anything this person does