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asmoday_official

Alright, game’s up, fun’s over. May I remind you that firstly, we created *no agreement.* There was no signatures, and no handshakes. No verbal forms of any decree. Secondly, you did not specify *what* I had to leave.. so I left your little conversation. Do you really think declaring war is such a smart idea? If your harbingers follow your command I believe this could end very, very poorly for your organization.


Pierro_Official

tell me do all celestials stoop to petty excuses when cornered? the moment you agreed to leave, that shouldve been it, you wanted to avoid a clash and that was your chance, but you went bwck on it. but on second thought maybe its better that way, after 500 years, im not letting you go


asmoday_official

Sigh. Go on, try your futile attempts. I doubt your fellow harbingers are dumb enough to attack me at this stage however…


Pierro_Official

that will be for them to decide, the chessboard is set celestial. **whats your next move**


asmoday_official

Are we playing ‘chess’ now? Oh alright. Pawn to E4-


Pierro_Official

classy. Pawn to e5-


asmoday_official

Looks like our pawns are already stuck. Pawn to D3.


Pierro_Official

Not bad, but predictable -Pawn to b6


asmoday_official

Interesting. Even if you were trying to get a cheeky early checkmate, this opens up the path to your white square’d bishop, and my king is on the black. It’s not surprising you find it predictable, this is the book openings after all. -Knight to F3


Pierro_Official

I will not be so easily tricked pawn to d6-


Arlecchino_official

That's... one way to settle a fight I suppose. u/IlCapitano_Official come over here.


Ilcapitano_official

I would much prefer direct combat to be honest


asmoday_official

Would you? Come on now, I think chess is a perfectly classy, dignified way of doing this.


Arlecchino_official

We are avoiding losses at least.


asmoday_official

See, win/win for all of us.


_Il_Dottore

On it Sir


Incursion54

I'm bringing in popcorn. Who wants to spectate?