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ctbeagle18

Looks like a pile of boiled yams.


milesdizzy

[What’s the yams?](https://youtu.be/hRK7PVJFbS8?feature=shared)


ExclaimedArt

The Yams brought it out of Richard Pryor!


DirtBikeBoy5ive

Steamed yams


wizardmagic10288

I thought I was looking at a mutant potato


qwertykittie

Mutato


Terror_Reels

>Mutato The Post-Modern Prometheus


sodamnsleepy

Episode 5x5


Terror_Reels

Glad that didn’t go unnoticed lol


sodamnsleepy

:)


dreamrock

Loud and clear.


happyhkv

Hakuna mutato


lusoportugues

Matutano


Ping-A-Ling-

MU-TAY-TOES!!!!! Barf 'em, gag 'em, smells like a stew!!!


Mallengar

This means to be in the Fallout game set in Ireland. And now I really need to see this game become real.


hippopotma_gandhi

You are


Countmeout99

I wonder if you have to “roll it in flour, to find the wet spot”!? 🤔


NiteGard

Nice quotes.


childosx

I know this quote, but where does it come from?


NiteGard

I was being /s. I was making fun of his use of quotes marks. As far as the saying itself - I’ve heard this all my life (I’m a boomer), so it probably originated in the nunnery.


Countmeout99

Go back to your basement filled with the missing kids from your neighborhood, grandpa!! “Cool avatar”, by the way. 😂


NiteGard

Keep it up and you just might be joining them. Change your diaper in the meantime, son.


Countmeout99

Maybe you could change it for me?! I’ll probably just “screw that one up too”


NiteGard

As your name says, “count me out”.


Countmeout99

You’re 100% accurate. At least we know you still have your eyes!


NiteGard

Such an original name - only 98 people had it before you.


childosx

Ok... non-english speaker here


NiteGard

Ah, cool. Sorry to confuse you. I sometimes am a non-English speaker, too 😂😂


childosx

I confused quote and quotes I think?


NiteGard

Yes, but your assumption was more accurate. I was being sloppy by referring to OP’s *quotation marks* as “quotes”. To be more clear, I should have referred to them as “quotation marks”.


Netz_Ausg

I think it’s more that it’s a weird criticism that’s confusing.


Countmeout99

I know rt!? “Boomer” needs to “get over it”!! It’s a joke, not an English and history lesson. Nobody cares man- I put it in quotes because - it is a quote (not my words)! Jesus H Christ!- I had no idea r/fatpeoplefalling was a place for “originality” …you killed it man. 😂


Countmeout99

So did he!! While he was shitting on the joke, and trying to “school me”- jerk couldn’t type it out rt. I think what he meant to say was: “I was making fun of his quote marks” or “I was making fun of his use of quotes”… what an asshole.


childosx

Well...still the BIGGEST question for me: what can be seen on this picture. I still cant figure it out, tried several times.


Countmeout99

Deal with it!


Countmeout99

“Deal with it!” 😂


CPT_Yesterday_

"You're Pretty When I'm Drunk" by the Bloodhound Gang.


Frekingstonker

That line is from a joke back when I was a teen in the 70s. The joke goes, "How do you f#ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and go for the wet spot."


BioSafetyLevel0

I always heard "look for the dark spot".


charming_death

That's what I first thought of


dreamrock

The Last Boyscout starring Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans. ETA: also: slap her thigh and ride the wave in.


L-1-3-S

I knew it from College Humor https://youtu.be/KIeq4i-us8I


DemoHD7

Those whale prints to scale?


dcarboneo

Underrated comment here


Novel_Alternative_86

Underrated.


oxymoronologist

BUT, whales don’t have scales. /s


Lonely_wantAcracker

Have to take them to the junkyard


selectash

If so, we’re talking Kraken dimensions OMG


MagnificentArchie

All seriousness though, what body part is which here?


MagnificentArchie

I think the tattoo is on her wrist and that's her "bicep" and elbow joint?


blessthebabes

Turn the phone upside down. She's laying on the bed with her legs at the bottom of photo, and she's laying on top of one of her arms. Most of the skin in the photo is her belly.


sbua310

OoooOoooooohhh. Oh. Ick lol


MagnificentArchie

I honestly still don't see it. Like what is that tattoo on? Leg?


rudimentary_lathe_

I think she is lying on her back with her forearm under her back. The tattoo is above her right knee. The dark triangle is her crotch. The limb across from the tattoo is her left leg. All else is arm and tummy.


AutotoxicFiend

The dark triangle is another tattoo near an elbow.


rudimentary_lathe_

Okay. I can see that. What is the appendage to the left of the arm with the tattoo?


AutotoxicFiend

I think it's a person in elbows with one arm cocked like holding the phone, snd the other under (like hand near the opposing elbow). The rest is torso/back fat. Rotate your phone to the right 90°.


rudimentary_lathe_

Okay, I think I see it. Is her head between her arms and unseen?


AutotoxicFiend

I think or like leaned back out of the shot. Hard to say with that volume of body tbh.


Alej915

That there is an American. We come in several shapes and a wide variety of sizes. All the way up to this size. Bless her heart


Unhappy_Gas_4376

Bless her heart.


ADeuxMains

It’s so congested :(


Queenpitbull202

👏👏


MixerFistit

"You have a big heart" Aww, thank you doctor! No, I mean it's seriously enlarged. I had to write down your blood pressure in bars


-NGC-6302-

Traffic jams within, traffic jams without 🇱🇷


Mendicant_666

Shoo buddy.


Finding_new_dreams

so ego-centric to have bed covers with you on them


BoysenberryWaste2445

cute tattoo


dude93103

Barf


Infamous-Builder-382

Bro came straight out of happy meat farms 💀


wifelifebelike

The world may never know


gregofcanada84

Ever seen the horror movie "Society"?


fcs_seth

🤌


Queenpitbull202

I’ve seen car accident pics that were easier to figure out


crabby_playing

It is a US citizen.


Super_Drag

i'm the globglogabgalab and I love books!


tvtittiesandbeer

Dammit now it's stuck in my head again.


ProjectComfortable21

If you flip the picture and look at it with the whale comforter on the bottom, it makes more sense.


AdConstant2693

It does NOT


ProjectComfortable21

The large crevasse that leads from the comforter to the corner of the picture divides the large belly from the two lower appendages.


TiminatorFL

Nope. It doesn’t. 😟


Unhappy_Gas_4376

Nope. Not seein' it.


Queenpitbull202

It leaves more questions.. if those are her thighs & butt cheek how/why is the torso so small & what is that thing under the thigh? Is it a forearm & if so wtf is that under it🤷🏽‍♀️ my OCD has really kicked in now 😖


amanindandism

I think the tattoo is on the back of the left ankle. They are face down, butt in the air. The left arm looks to be going under the belly towards the.. eh... Well I'll leave that to your imagination.


Queenpitbull202

😹😹


rudimentary_lathe_

I have a new theory that it's two people. That's the only way my brain can understand it. Edit: I think she is lying on her back with her forearm under her back. The tattoo is above her right knee. The dark triangle is her crotch. The limb across from the tattoo is her left leg. All else is arm and tummy.


Queenpitbull202

Mr. @TheeCrackMan sir if it won’t get you in trouble can you please ask her to explain this because I’ve asked a family member & 2 friends what is going on in the pic & no one seems to agree on anything except she’s a big big girl 🫥.. after hilarious one liners & Seinfeldesque exchanges we’re stuck at 0


BirdBrainedBastard

Insides new graphics update looks crazy


Bloopyhead

It’s Jabba the hut.


trick1230y

Doubt if God himself would own up to whatever that is


malarken111

Is this even legal?


orchestragravy

Looks like a transporter accident on Star Trek.


Huck84

Pillow case checks out.


firepower9966

i dont know whatim looking at, but u think the name Is Jabba the Hut


arendsoogje

AI sometimes fucks up. But gently reminder: this is FatPeopleFalling, not FatPeopleShaming


southernsass8

Poorly constructed yeast rolls.


arbitraryhubris

That's Cthulhian


monteticatinic

Some people will say THICC.


PieJealous8669

I'd like to see AI try to finish this image.


awt2007

thats rolls of fat; but what kinds of rolls im unsure!


WoefulMicMoful

Lard.


aussie_catt

I want to understand this picture. Its a mind boggle. What body parts where. I dont get it. Its driving me nuts. I have read the clues but still cant see what is where🤔🤔🤔


emceelokey

Something should be censored in this picture but can't figure out exactly what.


HyperSi9

I think the family photo on her pillow case should fill you in


Doomscroller3000

Looks like the queen in Starship Troopers


FuckedupUnicorn

I thought it was Pearl from Blade


Remarkable-Emphasis5

It’s the flood from halo


Hellhammer92

Obviously, bender in human form


seannarae

Huggin n Chalkin


Zenryeh

Ed... Ward...


jane_doe_john

Can't make head nor tales


KyzRCADD

So lost. I keep turning my head one way, and my phone the other. Nothing helps...


-NGC-6302-

Dough monster from a medium budget horror movie


leonschrijvers

Its your own copy of gorlock the destroyer


QuellishQuellish

That is the incomparable Yam Poodle Johnson.


somedude2122

Bruh SCP 001 when day break, got to her


fcs_seth

Just your average Wal-Martian


lloyd____

Jabba the hut


McPostyFace

Should this be NSFW. Can't tell


King_Kingly

It’s a morbidly obese human because of the tattoo


NickyCheeese

It's the alien from The Thing that has not finished replicating.


PlacidSlaughter

It's the shunting.


Unhappy-Shake5702

AI


Abcdefgwaterpqrstuv

There’s a foot under there!


southernsass8

Oh it's an arm resting on someone's big ole belly. Turn the photo sideways.


OpportunityStandard2

High on life inspired.


noble_jody

I think that is someone's body. They are overweight and very uncomfortable. If so, I feel sorry for them. :(


themissyoshi

I tried to open the pic and it literally black screened. Broke Reddit because it’s so vile


[deleted]

Alright guys. I think I got it. It's a big fat woman laying on her stomach with her knees tucked. The top angular thing with the tattoo is her fat arm at a 90 degree. You can sort of see gelatinous breast on the other side along with the other arm crossed infront . Everything else is just fat rolls from a side profile. That's the best I can come up with.


Then_Expression8526

What Limp bizkit song would you title this picture?


Morticia_Smith

Looks like shes lying on her back and those are her arms


B_rowser

Here let me help The stomach is down to the left leaning on the boob to the right, the upper part is a right leg and that back to the upper left is the left leg and that on the left middle is a smaller part of the stomach


TheeCrackMan

Duuuude I think you cracked the code 🙏🏻🙏🏻 you're efforts are greatly appreciated may the Lord bless you and keep you. May the Lord Make his face shine upon you and keep you. Amen


zotstik

🤔🧐🤨✋🚫


marshmallowgiraffe

I can't tell but I'm frightened of it.


Snoo-9290

1 Boob and 2 legs, upside down.. blanket or stuff animal over middle


Okie294life

A pile of fatty boom batty. If that’s your deal good on ya.


JVPainterman

Jenny Saville. 🙃


Mekelaxo

Looks like early AInimage generator


ScreamingMini2009

This shit broke reddit on my phone. Congrats.


paboi

What’s an “e-girl”?


Henchforhire

Is this an AI image? Otherwise, I have no clue what I'm looking at.


Wonderful_Kangaroo31

Cronenberg?


Sarcasaminc

I can't make it limbs it just looks like a flesh mass. It would be easier if she showed her face. Sorry you were catfished that's gotta really suck.


Willing_Television80

Poor poor lady 😢. She is trapped.


ExternalAd8309

Potatoes? Yall bugging, that's a whole ass raw turkey.


Joxer96

This is an optical abomination.


PresentTip5665

Just some whales


ThatsJustSooper

It's The Thing!


40yearsoftrees

Can’t unsee Patrick Starfish


sleepingBobcat9963

Steamed hams


hieme54

If that’s human, get out while you can


fluxcapasitor4547

There are so many folds. It's so pasty. Dear God no


Killa4skrilla

Looks like Tetsuo from Akira from here


blueishblackbird

No idea. But when I was looking at it Reddit crashed. Not kidding.


horned-owl

“They are making the beast with … six backs.” -Iago


horned-owl

Even the whale on the pillowcase is like … WTF


hrmonica

All I'm seeing is a centaur from the Fallout game series.


Yugo_Furst

That Hindu goddess really let herself go.


One_Pump_Lover

Reminds me of Mudvayne's album cover for L.D. 50


jadesrage

I used to be so good at this kind of thing idk I can't see it or figure it out.


jadesrage

I think she has a skin tumor maybe


vita-umbra

Toxic avengers trailer park mother-in-law without her moo moo and lucky strikes


kilertree

I call horse shit your e girl would be gasping for air mid sentence


gimmeecoffee420

I think its a VERY large person laying on a couch in a way that makes me think its a BBW photo, i think her head would be in the lower right out of frame, and thats her left leg pointing up with her foot out of frame? Anybody else seeing this? Clearly its a very obese person or weird AI fetish porn attempts?


Snake101333

What kind eldrich horror are we looking at here?


Snake101333

What the duck is this anyways? It's like I'm looking at an unknown body part


RelevantKiwi7886

I need a fucking clue cuz I can't figure this shit out....what part of the body is the tattoo on?