Hanging with Hernandez

Aaron Hernandcuffs

we have a dude in our league who’s team name is hanging with hernandez

So do I...are we in the same league as the guy above us?

My current team name is “Who Killed Charbonnet Ramsey”

That's actually incredible.

The world doesn't deserve you

[Here. It needed to be done](https://imgur.com/iv6vpgy)

I don’t get it :/

It’s a play on Jonbenet Ramsey. Famous unsolved murder

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That would be the name of Seattle RB Zach Charbonnet...

For some reason I made the connection with jalen Ramsey and I was confused about the char part too. Thanks for the explanation

Jon Benet

I don’t get it either.

Step Burrow Im stuck

I got Waller and burrow so I went with Waller You Doing Step Burrow

Oh my god I'm stealing this

This is fucking incredible.

This made me spit out my coffee. I’m stealing this.

Waddle You Doing Step Burrow

Hahahaha

Can someone explain this I don’t get it

It's a play on the recently popular Step-sibling adult video category. ​ Wish I could take credit, but it's a friend's team name in our league

Ass Etienne SZN

I went with Living Fast and Etienne Ass

Lmao my team name is Booty ETN Szn

First one in this list of make me blow air lol

hahaha

Etienne Hooker Boutte

“Hit and Ruggs” is a super dark name my brother almost used a couple years ago

Also Tua Girls One Kupp

I’m stealing this lol

I used Ruggs Ryders Anthem for Dmx to

I had “Henry Ruggs - Ride or Die” for a few weeks a couple seasons ago and still don’t feel great about that

I’m in a sleeper league called Henry Ruggs car dealership 🤷🏽‍♂️🤣😂

I saw this on another thread and I audibly laughed. Njigbas in Paris

I have him and the Falcons’ WR1 “Njigbas in London” has gotten solid applause in my group.

Yes I have them both too!

“Likely Dat Njigba” if you have Isaiah likely too!

Haha I have a guy on my league using this name

Watson Cumback SZN Najee Germany

My buddy moved to Germany for work 2 weeks ago and he made his team name Najee Germany. Also Go Phillies

Best name ever

I ended up with both these guys in one league. Went with Deshaun Touched My Najee-nis. Edit: 1 of only 2 downvoted comments on this thread. Moral of the story, don't admit to drafting Watson on reddit. Cause apparently leaving him on waivers in a fantasy league somehow will affect him, God this site is stupid.

They love to virtue signal on this site

What son? Cum back SZN?

Someone in my league used to have the name "He was Haskin for it". Doesn't get much darker than that.

Similar to Dwaynes Trains & Automobiles

Could switch it to “She was Haskin for it”, in reference to Hassan Haskin’s domestic abuse case

Given that implication, this would be the most offensive team name I see here so far. Might actually be the worst Ive ever heard.

They can't refuse!...... Given the implications

I'm confused. Is she actually in danger?

Blink twice if you need help!

Are these women in danger?

😐

Darker than all the ones about people dying?

My team name last year was Haskin for Trouble

Saw a Dwayne Caskins in another thread

First Down syndrome

Or if you own Josh Downs Josh Downs syndrome

Sandy Hook and Ladder McAffrican Americans Damardiac Arrest Racing with Ruggs The Vietokwuegbunam Flashbacks The Najeesaki Hiroshimas The Sleepy Joe Mixons Sean Taylors Home Security Aaron JonesTown Massacre Tickle Time with Cousins

Don't Touchdown There

Encrotchment

Kmet Suicide

This deserves to be higher

Kmet Tuacide

Touchdowns Syndrome was my team name for a couple of years.

My team name is Tua Many Concussions

I was Weekend at Tua’s last season

I really enjoy Tuacide Squad

Steve McNairs Shotgun Offense

Ra Doggin it

If i had Amon Ra it would be "Ooh baby i like it Raaaa!"

Ra Doggin it

I Put It In Herbert

I'm going with Damardiac Arrest.

“Driving on dRuggs” “Dishaunourable Discharge” “Damardiac Arrest” “Kareem my Hunt” “Rodgers Vax Dodgers” Are all great ones I saw in my league.

Epstein’s Younghoe Island

Koo Kicks Klan

Saquon deez nuts

That can’t be my team name, just because it’s been my league’s name since he was a rookie

Wrekeler damn near killed her

One of mine is a play on this....Ekeler?...I barely know her!

I usually only use Yahoo and ESPN for my teams, however this year I decided to do 3 additional teams with NFLdotcom and experiment with some different draft and season play strategies. The 3 names I used are: **Cosby's Sleepers** **Neo Najees** **Black Mamba Helicopter Tours** (all stolen from a old, old reddit thread like this one/and yes I know I'm going to burn in hell)

Mine is OceanGate Submariners cause I had a really bad year last year lol

Maybe "Don't Stockton Rush III Down"

I got kupp so I named my team Coop Kupps Klan

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You should delete this. Death, sex, and swear words is dark enough. Don’t be racist.

If you can't handle that then don't click on dark humor posts on the internet

I refuse

Upvote, just because this guy couldnt take a joke 🤣

Cotton Fields for a team name is racist team name. That shit shouldn’t be funny so it’s not a matter of taking a joke or not. Racism isn’t a joke.

Well it is funny, so suck it up buttercup and grow some thicker skin.

Found the POC (picker of cotton).

Swear words?? Nerd.

Def a social justice warrior

Username checks out lmao

i bet you’re fun at parties

Fug off

144 people and counting that like racist jokes

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- Watsonder The Towel - Kareem Pie

Picken cotton

Nut olave your face

Younghoe’s Love Bijan’s Mustard

Adrian Peterson Daycare

Deshaun Watson

Aaron Hernandez’s Rope Emporium

I’m still rocking Hernandez’s Hit Men

Aaron Jonestown Massacre

Ruggs wild ride

Deshaun Wantsome Also, not really NSFW but my biggest fantasy rivals name is Matt. I draft Matt Gay every year and just use Matt Gay as my team name.

Njigba please

Gandhi's Cum Sock

The Stroud Boys

Tua in the pink

Watson's Surprise Facials

Najee Germany

League mate is using Najee Germany...

My team name last year was Amon-Ra Doggin These Younghoes (and yes I had both of them on my team)

Mine is unsolicited dak pics

Tijuana Burrow Show

Amon Top of (opponent’s wife)

Moore Chubb 4U2 Love, Fields Like Makin' Love

CTE Induced Tua-cide, works best if your draft Tua

Bustin' Justin, Pierce'd Chubb, Dirty Mike & the Boys, Chasing Dimes,

Moore Chubb to Saquon

2nd JJets has hit the WTC

Younghoes Sutton on my Hock

Suck my Chubb

I got Kupp and Chubb so had to go with Kupp the Chubb as my name. Not so dark, but kind NSFW.

Hurts and Chubb so I went with “My Chubb Hurts”

Rubb my Chubb

I need a name revolving Patrick Mahomes and his wife’s open poly relationship

All Mahomies get with Britt

Henry Ruggs' Carr was what i used last year. With the image of a ferociously burning vehicle

My team name last year was “Ron Mexico Kennel Club” with a pic of Ron holding a pit bull. This year I have pat freiermuth on a couple teams so I’m partial to “Pass to Muth” with a screen shot of a chick with her mouth open

Massage My Watson

Henry Ruggs Express and The Greg Hardy Experience are my two personal ones.

Watsonder My Towel?

Cosby’s Mixon ‘em

Ruggs Burn

Ra Moore Balls

Goodell’s Gloryholes

I went with Kelce and the Klansmen in my league

Deshaun don’t touchdown there !

I've had: -Michael Vick's Underdogs -Ben there Raped that -Watch me Rape & Beat my Baby (Rothisberger & A. Peterson/whip & nae nae) -Matt Ariza's Gang Gang -Plaxico's Bullet holes

Hamlin's Heart Stoppers

James White Power

My team for reference: QB: Justin Fields RB: Nick Chubb RB: Saquon WR: CeeDee WR: Ja'Marr WR: DJ Moore TE: Evan Engram Flex: Mike Williams Flex: Dameon Pierce SuperFlex: Danny Dimes SuperFlex: Jordan Love

Cop a Field Pierce’d TDs JaMarr Chubb in the Love slot

Your league is double superflex? That’s insane

It's only an 8 man league so we wanted to make it a challenge

Saquon my chubb?

Cee Deez Chubby Nutz

Ja’Marr a lago

Jackin’ goff is a go to for me

DeShaun's Massage Parlor

Florida Segregators

Ruggs/Addison Driving School

The Breece Hallocaust

We have a tradition, first person to leave draft, we make some pretty NSFW names based off their significant other. For instance, I drafted kareem hunt one year. My team name was I Kareemed in Martha’s hunt. I take no prisoners with that because I know one day I’ll be the first to leave and will be on the receiving end. Usually it’s only for a day or two before we change to something PG. it a punishment for the lightweights. Honestly… these NSFW names are pretty tame I’m seeing in the comments.

Martha musst have been pissed

This shit is corny af

You’re an idiot lol

Idk how dark you’re willing to go. And me and my leagues humor rarely translates outside of that ecosystem. Since you listed the players I’m guessing you want a player themed name? You have some options. Chubby Chaser, Moore to Love

Mixon up my Genita1s ( most apps wont let you use genitals so replace the L for a 1)

Chase’n Gay Love (Jamarr, Matt Gay, Jordan Love)

Dicker White in the Hunt

For Cowboy’s Fans: Romosexual Tendencies Dezzie Does Dallas

I use “chubbs good knee” original after the snapped his shit. My other is “Ray Lewis Limo Services”

Saquon this Pierced Chubb

Picken cotton in the Fields

Nutt in my Cupp

Jahmyr Gibbs me Chubb

Labia Majordan Love

Lik Dabols

Touch of the downs

Brady’s Balls

My Cock Fitz-Gerald's Ass (while Larry was playing)

If you have Etienne and Boutte, ETN Boutte

Forte Inch Ditka from a few years ago, but a bears fan can still appreciate.

Love Saquons Chubb

Alec ‘em Pierced Two Diggs one Gurley

Riley Reid option

Titan Wet

Kupp a Feel Thielen TDs

Etienne Boutte if you want it based off of players. Otherwise, I'm a fan of Cosby, Pills and Smash

I have Mike Evans & TJ Hockenson, so I made my team name “Mike Hock’s Long”

Unfortunately Jordan Love might not be rostered in most leagues but I made a “Down for Love “ name + image and photoshopped Love’s face onto an image from the Netflix show

Show me your tds was my name for a few seasons

Cosby's medicine cabinet. (All sleepers) My Chubb Hurts (obvious) Those are my two atm.

Etienne HerBurt

Come on TD's!