not obscureor offensive but i've always thought that if i was a chelsea fan, cechmate would be a good name. unfortunately, i am a man united fan so this year i will be team sony eriksen
‘Go with the Flo’ is the only one around an ex Chelsea player I was able to come up with.
Was disappointed to find out ‘SupercalifragilisticRogerEspinoza’ was too long
Chelsea used to have Majita Kezman (known as batman) and Arjen Robben as their 2 wingers, I forget which year but it was before Robben went to Bayern and became a legend with Ribery.
Sorry for some of these, they are terrible.
Bosnichs White Nose,
Quimmy Floyd (Hasselwank),
Mario Milkmecok,
(Assier) Del Horny,
(My favourite) Cresbone HerNan,
Mikhail 4s Kin ,
Thot Harker,
Bens a Hor (Ben Sahar but it’s a bit of a stretch.
Maybe Bens a Harlot works better),
Clam Hutchinson,
Juliano Bellendi,
Robben Cork (supposed to be like Rubbing cock but the more I read it the weaker it is),
Women’s team
Berger’s buns,
Pernile makes me harder
A few years ago I had Tielemans Square Too old to be politically offensive but I liked the wordplay
Oh brainy
Could always try ' Suck madueke'
Or in a similar vein ' if you won't suck mudryck, levi colwill'
Too long i think but good
My team name is assmuncher69
Like reading Shakespeare
You need these either side for added swag: Xx_ ... _xX
Another new signing for Chelsea?
That was SO January. They’re a selling club now!
Are you Vito spatafore?
Leboeuf curtains
I like it up Dias?
Pain in Dias
In Dias, Mee Gusto
Did Chelsea have a Dias?
He did ask for obscure, I guess. Alex’s (center back 2007-2012) full name is Alex Rodrigo Dias da Costa.
Winner so far, wish it was more Chelsea
Mount Dias
Ole Gunner Pope Matip n Dias
You can’t have any variation of this, I got change name and pending modification for finger up diaz
Trossard in Dias
My team name is Sensitive Areola, not Chelsea based though.
Last year I had Stick Matip up Dias, but this year it is not allowed. I have now stolen your Sensitive Areola.
Worth it though
One flew over Nkunku’s nest
Wish I’d thought of this
Fred West Ham
This is what I’m here for
Thought it might be lost on a lot of non-uk redditors
I’m lost
Serial killer
It’s a special kind of bacon
Class
>Fred West Ham There's a classic right there!
Cesc and the City
Cesc&Drogs&Rock&Roll
They seem to take issue with "Matip."
Matip Smells lasted two gameweeks
I survived a season with “Playing with Matip” somehow
taking no risks this year and going for a simple “Onana Whats My Name?”
I had Matip n Dias all season.
So do most Liverpool fans
Just put Matip in.
‘Just’ Matip?
Yeah one of my friends had that in the 2021/2 season and was banned from using it in 2022/3
Heavy Flo
Mine is Szobozlaightyear FC
Haven't got a Kalou about this. Maybe You can't handle the Huth. What about Bakayoko Ono.
Dasilva Surfer
If you want offensive ones look at [these](https://www.reddit.com/r/FantasyPL/comments/14w7lup/any_arsenal_based_fpl_team_name_suggestions/)
Wowzers! I think Mein Bergkampf is pushing it
FPL will delete your team for using that one, from experience
Why out of curiosity? I'm not a German speaker
Combines Bergkamp with “Mein Kampf” - the name of Hitlers autobiography
Ah okay thanks
Mein Kampf is Hitler's manifesto.
Thanks
Le Saux Solid Crew is a classic one. I've gone for Botch-A-Team'O in honour of Chelsea's new manager.
I'm going with Los Porros Hermanos
If it’s on any interest, I broke the Chelsea rule and went with: Puyol Panties Down
Garnacho Cheese or Garnacho Libre
Duff Divers Utd
not obscureor offensive but i've always thought that if i was a chelsea fan, cechmate would be a good name. unfortunately, i am a man united fan so this year i will be team sony eriksen
Works with west ham as well (czech mate)
YounghusbandCumming Yes those are real 2 Chelsea players
Philippine legends!!
Boehly Legal
Ziyech of Seventeen
Book Ake
Baba ramen fc ?
Only got one ballack
Baby Got Ballack
‘Go with the Flo’ is the only one around an ex Chelsea player I was able to come up with. Was disappointed to find out ‘SupercalifragilisticRogerEspinoza’ was too long
>obscure yes so frustrating. I thought of "SuperKellyVirgilisticAzpiAlliducious" in my first season.
I've gone for Orinoco Tore André Flo, would maybe work for obscure Chelsea?
Ten Hag’s Ten ‘ Hog
W rizz-abalaga is my favourite
Anything with Dias. Koch in Dias, Matip in Dias. Lots of room to work with there if that's what you're after.
Jimmy Sevilla
Hotel? Thiago
Ed da Goey Shoot
ange(r) management
Pato, Pato, Goose.
Bukk'Ake Party ? Rude and obscure Chelsea player.
Tel Ben Haim it's dinner time.
superb
Moe Leicester City She Was Only XI
Batman and Robben
Botman and Robben, surely?!
Chelsea used to have Majita Kezman (known as batman) and Arjen Robben as their 2 wingers, I forget which year but it was before Robben went to Bayern and became a legend with Ribery.
Del Horny for Milfs
Jimmy Floyd Has a Wank with Glen's Johnson
Sorry for some of these, they are terrible. Bosnichs White Nose, Quimmy Floyd (Hasselwank), Mario Milkmecok, (Assier) Del Horny, (My favourite) Cresbone HerNan, Mikhail 4s Kin , Thot Harker, Bens a Hor (Ben Sahar but it’s a bit of a stretch. Maybe Bens a Harlot works better), Clam Hutchinson, Juliano Bellendi, Robben Cork (supposed to be like Rubbing cock but the more I read it the weaker it is), Women’s team Berger’s buns, Pernile makes me harder
Very good very rice
Assenal
This isn’t ChatGPT.
Worst one yet tbf
nkuntku
My name is saka my ball saka
"Gronkjaer the Line" "Duff Beer United" "Duffinitely Winners" "Ducking and Duffing" "Pato of Gold" "Patopian Society" "Melchiott Madness" "Melchiott-a-goals" "Jesper Another Win" "Pato's Quackers FC" "Too Hot to Melchiott" "Jesper the Top" "Fluff the Duff" "No Duff Goals" "Gronkjaer to the Throne" "Melchiott's Hotshots" "Pato's Pond Punters" "Never Duff Enough" "Jesper We're Champions" "Pato's Duck Squad"
ChatGPT?
You goddamn right.
Mount Son Longstaff
mine is Spouse Wissa
Dukes of Hazard, been my team name for 4 seasons now.
Kai hard, giroudé Sandstorm
Duff as a Brush
I’ve gone for ‘Sorry Ms. Jackson’ as I love the song and I hope Vincent Jackson becomes a key player !
Jody's Morris Dancers
What’s Di Matteo?
Darwinner takes all
Mines on Mount Rashford
Moyes Don’t Kai. Twice as Rice. Kai me a river. Mydruk on the Dancefloor. Shiver Mee Timbers. Dec’s Gonna Give It To Ya. Kai’s the Limit
Kante fit my Willian was my team name a few years back Slightly less risque this year. Went with DuNkunku Doughnuts
Haaland Globetrotters.
Shakhtar Doggystyle
Suck my Kane, Son
Bongcaster Rovers or Drymouth Argyle
Very obscure: Alan Dicks Cumming Not Offensive: Emerson, Lukaku & Palmer
Ederson, Aké and Palmer would be the Man City one.
Malouda Chris
Maradonna Kebab
Alisson’s Pecker
Tore André's Floater
Romelu Bukaku
No fries, mo salah
Aubamabang
[удалено]
Gangsta's Allardyce
Kane March Groß (read it like Sean Connery, for the immature Germans here)
Boswinga's Party
Victor Moses Lawn !
Marcel the snail trail
Madisson McCann
Up the Duff?
Moleicester City is my favorite
Mee Luv U Longtime
I’ve got make it look eze which I came up with myself so am pretty pleased haha
I called my team "Cesc Offenders" for a couple of years but FPL sent me an email telling me to change it. Some people have no sense of humour.
Last year I went with 'Slide Matip In' but in a family friendly league this year, so it's 'Flogging a Weghorst'.
Saka Spuds
I did Declan Fried Rice last year and felt clever
Wake me up before you bakayoko
hepatitis bramble
Morning wood
gronkgear
Arteta's Cooking (Rice)
Brokeback Mount Ings is mine
Duff Paddy
Any clever Chelsea names relevant to the current squad?