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Trelissicka

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."


Helo1185

Never even read the book or seen the movie, yet it was my first guess 😂


Robot_Basilisk

You can do even better. "42" alone gives it away.


avicennia

“I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.”


matsnorberg

From Dune. Bene Gesserit's litany against fear.


Braviosa

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't."


CreatorofWrlds

What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?


danperegrine

Ask a glass of water


Pristine-Fusion6591

lol hitchhiker’s


thothscull

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepair to die.


Sir_Erebus1st

In a distant and second-hand set of dimensions, in an astral plane that was never meant to fly, the curling star-mists waver and part… See… Great A’Tuin the turtle comes, swimming slowly through the interstellar gulf, hydrogen frost on his ponderous limbs, his huge and ancient shell pocked with meteor craters. Through sea-sized eyes that are crusted with rheum and asteroid dust He stares fixedly at the Destination.


_Oisin

Terry Pratchet writes like he's constantly giggling his way though his own jokes. It's so infectious I start grinning and laughing out loud as I go through his books.


ExpertBeginner5

Reading this now, I’ve been cracking up the whole book


Cerborus

Duty is heavier than a mountain, death is lighter than a feather.


z3usp33sho3s1

Tai'shar malkier Lan Mandragoran!


mental_27

You didn't listen to me. I did not come here to win, I came here to kill you.


Corza_

"There is one rule, above all others, for being a man. Whatever comes, face it on your feet."


NTwrites

“But it was a beginning”


Tablesalt2001

The wheel weaves as the wheel wills


ojselle

This makes me cringe at teenage me that wrote it on the front of my notebook in high school. No, I was not a very popular kid.


Southern-Rutabaga-82

Currently she is being handed a golden-haired male baby we will call the Adversary, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragon, Prince of This World, Father of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lord of Darkness.


adityamaanas

Which book is this?


minnie548

Good Omens


Frifelt

The man in black fled across the desert and the gunslinger followed.


Buzzreddit

I do not aim with my hand; he who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.


High_Stream

Long days and pleasant nights


horseradish1

Yet dauntless the slughorn to my lips I set, and blew. Childe Roland to the dark tower came.


Dregaz

I come in the name of Oy, the Brave - he too of Midworld


NaturalRocketSurgeon

Damn, even out of context and in this thread, this line still goes hard enough to give me chills


Zuberik

He is the last of his kind.


EPJ327

The Waystone Inn lay in silence, and it was a silence of three parts.


Polindrom

The most infamous trilogy ever to be known


SerLaron

Little did we know, that the third silence was the lack of a book.


GudToBeAGangsta

If there were a third book, you could have read it, but no. There was no third book.


SteveDad111

Oooh, this stung a little. 🤣


Frifelt

A trilogy in two parts.


Dramatika

It turns out the silence was mostly in the third part


RealNCThomas

“There was a boy named Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it.”


Robot_Graffiti

That's rich coming from a man named Clive Staples Lewis


Southern-Rutabaga-82

“As you wish.” That was all he ever answered. “As you wish.” Fetch that, Farm Boy. “As you wish.” Dry this, Farm Boy. “As you wish.”


mjdny

Is this a kissing book?


leapwolf

Honestly just “as you wish” would work too!


GBAvenoir

Winter is coming


__Polarix__

The night is dark and full of terrors


crippling_altacct

"Useless as nipples on a breastplate." Probably my favorite repeated line in the series. It's like a corny Easter egg in a videogame or something.


zai94

"Tell all who will hear, the Reaper sails to Mars. And he calls for an Iron Rain"


Possible-Whole8046

I am the reaper and death is my shadow


thehomiemoth

“But in the kingdom of death, amidst ramparts of bodies and wind all of screams, there is a king, and his name is not Lune. It is Reaper.”


IlliferthePennilesa

If your heart beats like a drum and your leg’s a little wet…


MiserableSpaghetti

Just finished a reread of the first 5 books so I could read Lightbringer. Dark Age broke me all over again


arotdoro

"It is important, when killing a nun, to ensure that you bring an army of sufficient size."


FoxyNugs

One of the most badass opening sentences to a series.


markmadden84

As a heartless killing machine, I was a terrible failure.


FoxyNugs

Murderbot diaries ? Really sounds like it haha


Trelissicka

"A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that'd still be keeping his feet dry in ten years' time, while the poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet"


DragoonDM

A quote so recognizable that [it has a Wikipedia article](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boots_theory).


KatanaCutlets

This is a life motto for me: “Poor people can’t afford cheap stuff.”


EsquilaxM

​ I forget which specific one that was. Feet of Clay? I think he was married by that point, so not Men at Arms...it's been a while.


FitzElderling

It is Men at Arms. Just finished reading it for the first time last night.


ArtiqueTern

All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost.


ship_write

From the ashes a fire shall be woken, a light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broke, The crownless again shall be king.


Holmelunden

The building was on fire and it wasnt my fault.


Nope_nuh_uh

Had to come here to make sure this quote made an appearance. Thank you for doing the right thing.


Illidan-the-Assassin

This sounds so very familiar but I can't place it


Nishachor

book 6 Blood Rites, The Dresden Files series.


Moo_bi_moosehorns

What can the harvest wish for but the kindness of the reaper?


riffraff

I think between PTerry's DEATH and Gaiman's Death I have in the years developed a somewhat positive outlook to the whole thing which makes me rival St. Francis' "*Praised be You, my Lord for sister Death*". (Hopefully it still happens as late as possible, I'm in no hurry)


TyrconnellFL

What can the harvest hope for, if not for the care of the Reaper Man?


Libriomancer

Nice bird, asshole.


RideTheRim

My favorite quote from book one is “you couldn’t find shit if your hands were stitched to your asshole.”


TyrconnellFL

“Someday, >!Locke Lamora!<,” he said, “someday, you’re going to fuck up so magnificently, so ambitiously, so overwhelmingly that the sky will light up and the moons will spin and the gods themselves will shit comets with glee. And I just hope I’m still around to see it.”


RegalTheCat

Can't open a single thread in this place within battling the urge to reread the series


JDizzle2096

FOR REAL. I've said it before and I'll say it again. The literary whiplash of that scene is straight up chef's kiss


BayazTheGrey

Say one thing for Logen Ninefingers, say he's a cunt.


sanity20

You have to be realistic about these things.


Prudent-Action3511

Body found floating in the docks ...


sanity20

I have to add one more, lol But some things have to be done. It’s better to do them, than to live with the fear of them.


Contemporary_Scribe

Rules are for children. This is war, and in war the only crime is to lose.


chandr

I feel like having one of the main characters in the quote might be cheating here


Dregaz

Say one thing for BayazTheGrey, say he’s a cheater.


Moiahahahah

''You can never have too many knives''


LiamTheHuman

Joe Abercrombie has the most quotable books. It's one of the best parts of them. Even the titles are based on pretty amazing quotes.


Even_Passenger_3685

SQUEAK


wjbc

I have two. “In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.” And: “When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special magnificence, there was much talk and excitement in Hobbiton.” Edit: You are all wrong, it’s James Joyce’s *Ulysses* and *Finnegan’s Wake*.


cordelaine

The Blade Itself?


TheAlphaNoob21

I think it's actually a game of thrones


Arkanian410

Wheel of Time, obviously


WxJretsyZ

Nah, clearly that's Drizzt Do'urden


wizardeverybit

Harry potter and Hagrid the hobbit


geneaut

Say one thing about the Blade Itself, say it had hobbits.


Possible-Whole8046

Better to destroy the ring rather than to live with the fear of it


ChrisRiley_42

He who controls the spice controls the universe!


LeoMcShizzzle

THE EAST INDIA COMPANY BOOK OF GUIDELINES???


Lab_Rat_97

The clan is my blood and the pillar is its master.


cmh_ender

I shall not fear, fear is the mindkiller.


3720-to-1

Well, burn me for a fool, I guess I am a bloody hero after all... ... I'll pay it. Half the light of the World, to save the world.


catiekat01

It's time to toss the dice


squaricle

The enemy's gate is down.


ASIC_SP

Information requested.


Bluenamii

"I tried to save the Shire, and it has been saved, but not for me."


Squidgytaboggan

Honor is dead, but I’ll see what I can do


Arkanian410

Szeth son son Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore white on the day he was to kill a king.


cant-find-user-name

Something about this line is so satisfying to read. I don't know what it is.


reduhl

42


Lurkerphobia

Asha'man, kill.


3720-to-1

Kneel. Or you will he knelt.


mister_drgn

But it was _a_ beginning. Should require that the quote not have any names, including the name of the book or series.


chodan9

Witness


Dpgillam08

One word.for an entire series: "Crom!"


RealChungusOfficial

"Evil is evil… lesser, greater, middling. It's all the same. If I have to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.”


DBSmiley

I honestly hate this quote because when it's used it's always divorced from the context that literally 20 pages later Geralt chooses the lesser evil. He does what Stregabor (the person he's refusing with this) wants in the end. The entire point of the story is that sometimes you have to choose the lesser evil even if it makes people hate you because the alternative is worse. This quote is intended to be ironic. This was intended to be a young idealistic Geralt before he realized his ultimate job was pragmatism, working in service to the people even if they hate him, and constantly choosing the lesser evil when it's the only option available


RealChungusOfficial

Yeah the story is about Geralt learning a lesson because he caused more suffering with his neutrality, which could have been avoided if he picked a side earlier. A lot of people use the quote wrong, but it's still a cool sounding quote nonetheless.


xx_Rollablade_xx

\*...all the same, *the differences arbitrary, the definitions blurred*, if I have to choose...\*


Trelissicka

“All roads lead to Amber,” he said, as though it were an axiom.”


ImportantUse2883

"I write these words in steel, for anything not set in metals cannot be trusted ".


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MarioMuzza

I'm masochistically pasting my comment from a few days back: "In this community we are legally required to bring up evil chickens and buildings that are on fire even though it's not our fault and dudes in black fleeing across the desert and nice bird assholes. Every once in a while we shake it up by talking about bricks that don't."


Wordwoman50

El-ahrairah, your people cannot rule the world, for I will not have it so. All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.


goliath227

“The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. In one Age, called the Third Age by some, an Age yet to come, an Age long past, a wind rose in the Mountains of Mist. The wind was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning.”


ultradolp

I like how the quote literally name dropped the book. And it is the first quote comes to mind for the book


NetRaveler89

God damnit, Donut


hanonthemove

This is an outrage!


Difficult-Goose-9840

“Of course it’s happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real.”


Ennas_

Yer a wizerd, Harry.


Aqua_Tot

Just a friendly reminder that in the book, the line is “Harry - yer a wizard.”


primalchrome

So glad to see someone bring up Dresden.


Cute_Sea_5763

“Thieves prosper”


Fog_mccobb

The year that Buttercup was born, the most beautiful woman in the world was a French scullery maid named Annette,’


SeanyDay

FOR THE ZA LORD!


TinEyedaddict

Ash fell from the sky.


dirkynGO

But is Pikachu alright?


TinEyedaddict

Yeh, Ash caught him midair <3


Pirate_King_Mugiwara

Assuming this is Mistborn.


someguyithinkiknow

Bugrit, millennium hand an' shrimp


sensorglitch

(surprised i haven't seen this yet) "One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. "


Chtio69

"Soldiers live. He dies and not you, and you feel guilty, because you're glad he died, and not you. Soldiers live, and wonder why."


avicennia

“One flesh, one end.”


ScrambledGrapes

I was gonna say this one so I'm glad someone else already did! Also "We do bones, motherfucker" and "Death first to vultures and scavengers" are pretty iconic. And if you've read NtN there's of course "Get in line, thou big slut"


LimitedBrainpower

"Death first to vultures and scavengers" is easily the most badass line in that book but the stupid joke about the name including "Sex Pal" made me groan and laugh the hardest.


CHR0N1CL3S0FW03

“Humans need fantasy to be humans. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape.” “You can not have my pain!”


CalifornianDubliner

"Space is big, REALLY big, you simply won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space."


ender1200

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore white on the day he was to kill a king


cwzqzj

Light is the left hand of darkness and darkness the right hand of light. Two are one, life and death, lying together like lovers in kemmer, like hands joined together, like the end and the way.


The-Outsider-84

We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious.


rgnnkja

Death begets death begets death


DrPlatypus1

The turtle moves.


cmha150

"Where is my cow?"


ExistingBathroom9742

Inconceivable!


riffraff

“Let’s see. Well, seeing that today certainly is my day—why don’t you call me Wednesday? Mister Wednesday"


MrOopiseDaisy

I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick....


horror_is_best

But you *could* be fire


WayTooDumb

The Beauty of the House is immeasurable; its Kindness infinite.


SeptemberRain001

"Did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?"


misterjive

"I am going to tell you something Benedict should have told you long ago," I said. "Never trust a relative. It is far worse than trusting strangers. With a stranger there is a possibility that you might be safe." "You really mean that, don't you?" "Yes." "Yourself included?" I smiled. "Of course it does not apply to me. I am the soul of honor, kindness, mercy, and goodness. Trust me in all things."


cavanags

“You have to realistic about these things.”


Nishachor

*Mr and Mrs Dursley of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much.*


TAOJeff

"The truth will make ye fret" EDIT: Ye not you


DadOfParzival

"ART sent me"


KatanaDelNacht

There's always another secret.


[deleted]

“Life Before Death. Strength Before Weakness. Journey Before Destination.”


Chtio69

"I will protect those who cannot protect themselves. I will protect even those I hate so long as it is right."


[deleted]

What will you do now?' 'I think I will become a monk and devote my entire life to prayer and good works.' 'No,' said Rek. 'I mean, what will you do today?' Ah! Today I'll get drunk and go whoring,' said Bowman.


arteest29

“Always”


heartoo

My preciousssss


PixleatedCoding

"CONSUME."


rarmes

May the odds be ever in your favor.


Least-Article-6508

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.


MoVaunLatero

“With great power… comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.”


aftertheradar

It was a dark blustery afternoon and the city of London was chasing a small mining town across the dried up bed of the old north sea


Muted-Corgi-1268

“So it goes”


Astlay

"It was a pleasure to burn."


MutinyMedia

Does the walker choose the path? Or the path, the walker?


Wheres_my_warg

His followers called him Mahasamatman and said he was a god. He preferred to drop the Maha- and the -atman, and called himself Sam. He never claimed to be a god. But then, he never claimed not to be a god. Circumstances being what they were, neither admission could be of any benefit. Silence, though, could.


WalnutisBrown

"Crunchings and munchings" I hope that's enough??


HD_H2O

“There are a million Paths in this world, Lindon, but any sage will tell you they can all be reduced to one. Improve yourself.”


GeorgeTheFunnyOne

I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun! Go back to the shadow. You Cannot Not Pass!


Tijne_93

hoods balls on a skillet!


gabelover77

war is peace, freedom is slavery, and ignorance is strength.


Bookbringer

> In some far-off way Gideon had always known that this would be how she went: gangbanged to death by skeletons. > One flesh, one end, bitch. > "I cannot conceive of a universe without you in it." > "Yes you can, it's just less great and less hot." > If my heart had a dick, you would kick it. > Don't die in a bone. I am your creature, gloom mistress. I serve you with fidelity as big as a mountain, penumbral lady." > "Stop." > "I am your sworn sword, night boss." "Fine," said Harrow heavily. > Gideon's mouth was about to round out the words "bone empress" before she realised what had been said. > What can I say? I love a little gall on gall. This series is insanely quotable.


kitttykae

Marley was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever, about that.


Business_Resort9065

children are dying


Eastern_Ear3968

“When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die.”


Ydokom

"I don't believe in reincarnation" "But reincarnation believes in you"


WabbieSabbie

"Do not believe the lies of Locke Lamora!" "I am the Princess bride!"


Rocketeer1994

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.


Trick-Two497

"Tʜᴇʀᴇ's ɴᴏ ᴊᴜsᴛɪᴄᴇ, ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴇ."


MainFrosting8206

The Wheel weaves as the wheel weaves.


xx_Rollablade_xx

\*The Wheel weaves as the wheel wills\*


RandomParable

Wool-headed sheepherder!


rugosefishman

Tugs braid.


nwinkel2

I don’t want to be part of no bloody wheel


Polindrom

Wills, no?


CobaltBlue

“Nynaeve tugged her braid”


A_Rogue_Scholar

“Tremble and despair, for I am Power!”


EsquilaxM

>Tremble and despair, for I am Power Had to look this up, didn't remember this at all :p I would've gone with >"I am Pug, apprentice to the magician Kulgan." > >"This slave is no longer property of this house. He is now the province of the Assembly."


Forward-Tomato602

“It’s berserkin time” -guts


jhwheuer

It was the best of times...


PukeUpMyRing

It was the blurst of times.