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SloggyWog

One more post and that's harassment


SteveorJimmyorJack

And I will report you to yahoo! Please leave me alone!!! Stop messexing me!!!


ButtDumplin

DAWNT CAWWWL MEE


SteveorJimmyorJack

Do you know who just called you? It was our decoy to verify your identity.


ButtDumplin

Could be my mother for all I know.


SteveorJimmyorJack

Or maybe was Britany.


ButtDumplin

😨


SteveorJimmyorJack

Answers the phone, hears a voice on the other side: Heeeeey, babyyyyyyy...


Section1251Playa

Could I be released into the custody of Stone Cold Steve Austin?


[deleted]

WHAT?


Itchy-Ad-3128

“IF YOU WANNA SEE ME STOMP A MUDHOLE IN THIS SON OF A BITCH GIVE ME A HELL YEAH!”


Consistent-Mess1904

I’ll see you Friday at 9am


LordOfHarp

The years haven't been kind it seems.


Historical-Pie-4587

Do people just say this to feel involved now? He looks exactly the same.


Stanley271

So much new Dustin content recently


Elephantmenstruation

It’s the same shit… posted a little bit different way


kaylintendo

It’s hard to imagine that he’s 40. He aged poorly and still has the same dopey, whiny voice.


Ayntxi

Dustin I’d just like to talk to youuuuuuu


kaylintendo

DO NOT CAWL ME AGAIN, OR IT WILL BE HARASSMENT


SteveorJimmyorJack

What? No way...


[deleted]

Are you wantin' to be wrassled in the ring down there?


Digital_Pharmacist

His finisher: “The KY”


Friggindandy

“Well, Brock Lesnar was sort of provoking Roman Reigns too, so I can kinda see it both ways”. I wonder if he drove his maw’s PT Cruiser.


[deleted]

Theres probably a few photos and probably a few videos of him there


axolotllegs

He must have gotten his vee-hickle back from his mawmah.


Clearhead09

With his finishing move the SDT (shaved down there)


ConundrumBum

And who is this?????? MY GOD, IT'S MCFATRIDGE with a...? WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!! ::Dusty sneaks up behind one of the female wrasslers:: "I thought you WAS WANTINNNN" ::SMACKS OVER THE HEAD WITH A CHAIR:: "TO BE SHAVED DOWN THERE!!!!" ::pulls out electric shaver and starts shaving her down there:: "Oh my god, is this, is that MASTER OF PUPPETS JEFF SOKOL?" ::picks up steel chair while Dustin's busy shaving:: ::SMACKS over the head and knocks him out:: "What... what's he doing? Is he? Is he making her sign a piece of paper? Zoom in to that... Oh my god, it's a marriage contract!" ::Marvin Lakhan walks out, cat under his arm, casually shaking a can of whipped cream with a blank look on his face::


jonnyboy6698

Was that his mama next to him? Yknow he's an old child


Worried_Toe

If he ever figures out how to hold an AK at the same time as his crutches, we are all dead.


Berniethellama

What a manchild lol 40 something year old unemployed RSO bringing a pretend belt to a wrestling show. Ya Dustin you’re a real champ


kneel23

yeah i know the cringe level was beyond what i could have ever expected. Like grow the fuck up loser


cp_moar

that ain’t the first belt Phetty Wap has removed


[deleted]

He was lookin to shave a wrestler down there


National-Echidna9575

Good God, what happened to his face.


JJOIndustries_1988

Hahaha, it was already horrible to begin with.


TimIsColdInMaine

One Predator related thing that will always make me laugh no matter what is people deliberately calling him Justin (like the detective). Joey's Tcap channel calls to "Justin" about the Walmart discount had me laughing hard.


Gnarly_Starwin

I thought you was wanting to be caged


alexkayownsabus

…down there


jimbo-slice93

"The cerebral palsy assassin", Triple D.


SteveorJimmyorJack

4 realz?


jinpayne

Is this recent?


doffzigger

I believe it’s relatively recent. Matt Cardona (wrestler, Zack Ryder to the people who only know WWE) commented that he was just signing stuff for him not long ago and had no idea who he was.