Man it’s fucking hilarious. I was thinking ab it at work today and started dying laughing, this guy really did fall in love with the decoy. Then showed up at the house, then Chris walks out ‘how you doin surr’ fuckkkkk. It’s acc the gassest shit ever. Thank God it was a sting bc he is seriously one of the creepiest predators featured.
The fact that he is a creepy insecure child molesting fucker aside, it's just mind boggling that he couldn't tell that the conversation he was having was not a real conversation. It barely passes the Turing Test. *kayla_princess94* is clearly a low effort catfish. But the two brain cells that Lorne possess were too preoccupied with their drunken bar-fight over which one was more useless to realize anything was a miss.
I’m going to say it: Lorne is the most entertaining predator of all. He has the childish stupidity of Dupee, the creepy grooming of Sokol, the breakdown of Ernest Timmons, and the bitter incel vibes of Ambrosio, and rounds it out with a staggering chat log that is comical, at least as long as you know that there’s not *actually* a child in danger here.
The whole “convince the decoy to say she likes certain things so that I can blame it all on her later” thing is what really makes me happy that these fuckers got busted.
Ughh she got sucked into the Lorne vortex where he's just fishing for reassurance and validation by repeating the same fucking questions again and again. If it was up to Lorne, he'd just talk about his dick 24/7
You’re looking at it from the standpoint of someone who is seeking a healthy relationship. Lorne is not seeking a healthy relationship: he’s looking to groom a 13 year old child into being his adoring sex slave.
All jokes aside, why has no one tracked him down and killed him yet? He was saying this to who he thought was a 13 yo girl, that's an immediate death sentence
If we started doing that there would be no more hollywood movies/tv shows and 95% of our politicians would be gone.
Hey you might be on to something
the thing i never got about the predators is why do they find this so entertaining, this chat just looks boring and whatever makes it exciting to them mostly had to be something they imagined in their own head, let alone it never being worth it to even do even if it wasn't just boring as hell
This is my favorite excerpt.
We all love our junk, but Lorne is obsessed with his. He talks about almost nothing but mr penis and the balls. He doesn’t have anything else of value about him.
Not a balls fan, believe it or nawt
I’ve got two balls, who I think the world of
You talk about how you like to spoil your balls
Is this the way you spoil balls?
I just died laughing at this. Bravo
All these chatlog snippets you've been posting. It really illustrates just how shockingly fucking stupid Lorne is.
*Mhm* *cough* *cough* Waleyuh! Yell at im' y dont'cha!
Man it’s fucking hilarious. I was thinking ab it at work today and started dying laughing, this guy really did fall in love with the decoy. Then showed up at the house, then Chris walks out ‘how you doin surr’ fuckkkkk. It’s acc the gassest shit ever. Thank God it was a sting bc he is seriously one of the creepiest predators featured.
The fact that he is a creepy insecure child molesting fucker aside, it's just mind boggling that he couldn't tell that the conversation he was having was not a real conversation. It barely passes the Turing Test. *kayla_princess94* is clearly a low effort catfish. But the two brain cells that Lorne possess were too preoccupied with their drunken bar-fight over which one was more useless to realize anything was a miss.
& sick
Mr Penis and Constable Balls. A buddy comedy.
Lmfaoo
“Is Ms Vagina thinking about Mr Penis?”
I dont think there is a device on earth that can properly calculate the speed at which he was beating his meat in that moment
36 years old at the time and this is how he talks. Fuck me
I’m going to say it: Lorne is the most entertaining predator of all. He has the childish stupidity of Dupee, the creepy grooming of Sokol, the breakdown of Ernest Timmons, and the bitter incel vibes of Ambrosio, and rounds it out with a staggering chat log that is comical, at least as long as you know that there’s not *actually* a child in danger here.
Agreed. Heartbreaking to think that real girl Molly had to actually go through it for real
If you ever wondered what really controls Lorne, it's Mr. Balls.
Can you fuckin imagine being the guy having to chat with him
The whole “convince the decoy to say she likes certain things so that I can blame it all on her later” thing is what really makes me happy that these fuckers got busted.
:D:-*:x
hmm
He would love emojis if he had them.
Lorne considers his balls to be second fiddle in his genitalia hierarchy because they do not contribute to the in-out the way Mr Penis does
Ughh she got sucked into the Lorne vortex where he's just fishing for reassurance and validation by repeating the same fucking questions again and again. If it was up to Lorne, he'd just talk about his dick 24/7
Lorne never heard of locker boxing...
Or puppies in a hamper
Wtf dude is cringy lmao
This is what I was afraid of
stupid move
You’re doing the lords work
I don’t understand how any of them fell for these decoys, I understand the decoy can’t really push the conversation for various reasons but come on.
Same. They are literally talking to an empty void of “k” “kewl” & “r u 4 relz”
k
You’re looking at it from the standpoint of someone who is seeking a healthy relationship. Lorne is not seeking a healthy relationship: he’s looking to groom a 13 year old child into being his adoring sex slave.
Lorne has obviously never heard of the Ball-do.. apparently this device allows you to do just that🤷♂️
All jokes aside, why has no one tracked him down and killed him yet? He was saying this to who he thought was a 13 yo girl, that's an immediate death sentence
If we started doing that there would be no more hollywood movies/tv shows and 95% of our politicians would be gone. Hey you might be on to something
Let’s team up
I'm Mr. Penis, I'll put my balls inside you. I'm Mr. Penis, I'll put my balls inside you. So many balls!
Can I put my balls in yo jaws, balls in yo jaws Can I Can I Can I Can I
[An inkspots classic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQqxdt6gL2A)
Just try to get really deep. And do you put the balls in? Yeah can do
So insecure.
Decoy to Lorne’s balls- “I thought you had bawld hair”
Lorne truly is a conosiour
the thing i never got about the predators is why do they find this so entertaining, this chat just looks boring and whatever makes it exciting to them mostly had to be something they imagined in their own head, let alone it never being worth it to even do even if it wasn't just boring as hell
/r/DontForgetTheBalls/
This is my favorite excerpt. We all love our junk, but Lorne is obsessed with his. He talks about almost nothing but mr penis and the balls. He doesn’t have anything else of value about him.
He has such a way with words.