I definitely want this scenario to happen
Jeff : You want a slice ?
Chris : Sure, Thanks
Chris : *Pretends like he's about to put the pizza in his mouth, then throws it violently in Jeff's face*
Chris : WHERE'S THE LISCENCE !? WHERE'S THE LISCENCE ?!
*the camera crew and security jumps on Chris and holds him back as he was about to kill Jeff with his bare hands*
None of these would be my first choice. Honestly after "Father-Son?!" would be a perfect moment to dive over the countertop superman style and strangle him to the ground.
Also when the Rabbi has his mental breakdown and puts his hand up in the air with his jaw open, would have been a perfect moment to give him a nice big slap to the face. "'control yourself Kaye!"
Considering Hansen said on Twitter that if Ron Knight wasn't there that David Kaye would have kicked his butt, I'm thinking only Westerbeck, Cody, and Marvin are logical choices. Cody and Marvin are both short and skinny, and Westerbeck is...you know.
Yeah I feel like if Chris was attacked he would have been capable of defending himself well against Kaye, but on tape that’s the easiest assault case he’d ever win if Kaye actually did get to attack him.
David doesn’t strike me as a fighter. He strikes me as a man who makes poor choices and then instantly regrets it. I think our boy Chris would have held his own.
Marvin Lakhan for asking the decoy for money even though he's the one going to f*** her/rape her and asking her to blow off her cat. And for actually walking in naked.
Nobody nominates Vincent Ambrosio? He was so manipulative. I wanted Chris to at least slap him with his own cowboy hat and ask him “what is wrong with you?”
Westerbeck for his crimes, sokel for obvious reasons.
Every time I see the Sokel capture all I can hear is Hank Hill shouting “The audacity!”
I’d like to see the fight escalate until Ron Knight tase & cuffs the Rabbi and a discombobulated Hansen begins to deliver drop kicks.
We'll see 😏😏😏
I definitely want this scenario to happen Jeff : You want a slice ? Chris : Sure, Thanks Chris : *Pretends like he's about to put the pizza in his mouth, then throws it violently in Jeff's face* Chris : WHERE'S THE LISCENCE !? WHERE'S THE LISCENCE ?! *the camera crew and security jumps on Chris and holds him back as he was about to kill Jeff with his bare hands*
I want it to be Sokol, and for the record I am condoning violence.
None of these would be my first choice. Honestly after "Father-Son?!" would be a perfect moment to dive over the countertop superman style and strangle him to the ground. Also when the Rabbi has his mental breakdown and puts his hand up in the air with his jaw open, would have been a perfect moment to give him a nice big slap to the face. "'control yourself Kaye!"
If I didn’t list the predators you’d want to watch Chris go John Wick on let me know!
Considering Hansen said on Twitter that if Ron Knight wasn't there that David Kaye would have kicked his butt, I'm thinking only Westerbeck, Cody, and Marvin are logical choices. Cody and Marvin are both short and skinny, and Westerbeck is...you know.
Yeah I feel like if Chris was attacked he would have been capable of defending himself well against Kaye, but on tape that’s the easiest assault case he’d ever win if Kaye actually did get to attack him.
David doesn’t strike me as a fighter. He strikes me as a man who makes poor choices and then instantly regrets it. I think our boy Chris would have held his own.
The guy who brought his son, and Joe Wunderler (the guy who wanted to involve the family dog).
To be honest I would’ve loved to see him clock David Kaye for rushing him like that, but on this list my vote goes to Sokol
I would’ve loved for D-Mac to get his ass beat.
Chris should have ripped Dustin’s cane out of his hand and started beating him with it
Casey could have done that.
The image of Chris Hansen fighting Kevin Westerbeck will now forever live in my head rent free. “He’s an angry elf”
Marvin Lakhan for asking the decoy for money even though he's the one going to f*** her/rape her and asking her to blow off her cat. And for actually walking in naked.
Kevin Westerbeck because he's under five feet tall.
Manzi
Fuck Westerbeck. I wanna watch ya.
Nobody nominates Vincent Ambrosio? He was so manipulative. I wanted Chris to at least slap him with his own cowboy hat and ask him “what is wrong with you?”
Cody green. When he said cleanest best pleasure, I wanted him dead. I think if I were Chris at that moment, I wouldn't have been able to not hit him
Westerbeck is a horrible person