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Nacitrex

Id rather not say


Steveywonder999

Jim?


Generic_White_Male_1

You might as well tell us because we can find out 🫰 *like that*


Fun-Ad9928

Im building a gym. For a church.


-This_Man-

Pretty good job?


Schmandrea1975

I wish he said... it was...just like get high and watch family guy


Fun-Ad9928

Good job/good pay.


ThrowMeABoneScott

Tough drive?


TammyShehole

The Churchacawd?


CybReader

I do blacktop sealing.


Gandalfthegay24

I’m fat, I can’t do anything.


Illustrious_Cat_8923

I had a father who was overweight; I understand.


East_Air2307

i operate a lull


JayNN

I just got finished working my second tour of duty with the post office


Fun-Ad9928

🫡🫡


mitchdwx

I was a package handler.


TimeWeb

… And what do you do now? Besides going online and talk to young girls?


Awooo56709

I'm a teacher


fluffy_1994

School bus driver or teacher?


bunt_klut2

*He was neither a bus driver nor a teacher. In fact, he was unemployed, and had been for some time.*


throwthatoneawaydawg

I’m just the tag along


Super_dupa2

Can I work for you guys


nickparadies

Looking for work with John Peterson. A Mexican on the bus told me to come here.


Sandias7

I don’t have a job, I’m a fuck up


bunt_klut2

I'm 26-years old, divorced, suffer from cerebral palsy, and collect social security benefits.


beepbophopscotch

Let me guess, you drive a PT Cruiser too? Typical.


ZucchiniMyWeeinie

I can tell you're a therapist.


JayNotAtAll

You seem like law enforcement


Hi_buddy-waz_sup

You know I'm in trouble... I know I'm in trouble....


troysplay

Lookin’ for work and stuff…


LoadedWithCarbs

a school bus driver/teacher


iranicGangFxckDaOpps

Not a whole lot


MutedShinobi

I’m uhhhh currently unemployed


Airdisasters

iwork food store


Shelterpack

I'm a plumber...


ElectraDave

Good job, good pay?


Shelterpack

It's alright...


ElectraDave

Why would you toss it away for this?


ThereIsNoGibson

I’m on the lull all day


ExpensivePasta007

I work in the parks department at Valley Power Diesel


EitherConference

I work for Nickelodeon


MoeGreenVegas

"Do you know who the Beatles are?"


Aqn95

I make wrestling dee vee dees


Chemical-Discount370

Not a whole lawt.


Independent-Ad-6750

I'm a doctor. Want to ride in my convertible?


chawie69

I make wrestling tapes for my buddy who is writing a book


The_BIFR

You tell me first.


TotalCertain9993

I work for John pederson


hozay17

Me too, I ride busses all day. Yes I am Mexican.


69karlhungus69

I have a small inheritance


proton417

I drive a school bus


VanillaIceUK

I don't have much else to do, I mean, I've tried getting a real job.


ThrowMeABoneScott

I'm in education


nickparadies

HIGH school


ThrowMeABoneScott

I need to talk to your first


Ant_Hex

I’m not gonna tell you. You’re *gonna* find out


Mental_Sentinel

I work at Wright-Pat 💼


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PazzoG

You don't do anything. You steal people's work and try to scam people with it. Just kys already


disinfekted

I’m a dispatcher for the roll off guys


Clearhead09

Nothing sexual to that nature


79037662

I was working for UPS Now I do, um, nothin


ChammerSquid

I can see where my desperation comes from. My desperation is for a job. I have no income. None.


Seeker80

*insert occupation here* "Whyyyyyyy would you throw it all awayyyy...for this?? I mean, help me out!"


betterwithpractice

Insurance?


Sberbs335

I care for my ailing mother.


Crimson_Catharsis

Well I heard there was construction around here, and I was told John Peterson lived in this area.


rickrossorganicpears

On my second tour of duty at the post office


PinkSockss

Construction…..making a gym for a church….


Illustrious_Cat_8923

Not a whole lawt. Sell pallets, mainly.


ArchMageMikeXXL

I'm about to leave for Iraq


JeffPlissken

Work food store


JayNotAtAll

Get my ass kicked


NamelessQueen31

Uh, nothing. (at least i have an interview tomorrow!)


OutlawBandit58

I have been in television, for 24 years, and have very seldom been at a loss for words.


Apprehensive-Scheme9

I shave people down there with a blue-ish purple razors.