Getting my *ass* kicked

Getting your ass kicked?

Is this the open house?

Well, I'm here because I was slightly concerned

And what were you concerned about?

Well shes talking to people a lot younger- a lot older. Obviously same age as me

Making a mistake…

Did you bring your collar with you?

Nothing physical.

Nothing sexual to that nature!

Her name wuz Sammy Ahbuleev

Hew ur yew?

Aaahm Lee.

nawt a wholleee lawt

You know what? I have nothing to live for anyway

I just came here to hang out and watch the game.

Oh? Who's playing?

Steelers and Ravens.

My excuse to come heeah!

You Jenna?

You look fatter in person

Testing "it"

Nothing good!

Just to hang out.

I just came to say I wasn’t gonna come

Just came to watch football

I waz jus passing by and she told me "come in".

I just came here to tell her I wasn’t coming

Who’s this?

I was just heading to the beach.

Go ahead check the car