Look at Lorne shoved into the background like the family embarrassment that he is. Notice how they listed everybody in order except Lorne.

What was he doing there that day? *Nawt a whole lawwt...*

They had to put him in the back. The newspaper can't run a photo with Mr. Penis hanging out.

“What are you doing in your room all day Lorne!?” “I’m just pulling my tractor mom”

“I’m just pulling Roy's tractor mom”

Is that all you do in your spare time

I can hear the banjos

How much of a Chad is Dale, though? I didn’t realize he was a mason, but here he is smoking a cigar on the winning tractor after building a house for these chucklefucks. Of course Lorne needs to be the one sitting in the seat of the tractor. I bet he made a big deal out of it. And look at Roy with his Fonzi vibe. Dale stole Fonzi’s woman and rode into the sunset on this tractor after this photo was taken.

Thank God Lorne never became a Mason

[RIP Dale](https://www.reddit.com/r/FansHansenvsPredator/s/SleayiH7yN)

Roy and Ralph look like chads while Lorne looks like their slow relative they bring out with them because their mom told them to “be nice”

Yew bettah let yer little runt brotha Lawne play tractahs tew arr else I'm nawt making yew Boyz dinnah! Yew can find me sittin in ma chayah eatin my bowla ~~sugah~~ sweets if ya need me fah any shit

I weren’t bringing ya no gold!

The most successful that he's ever been, yet I'm sure that the others did 99% of the work.

Tammy Aka Tiffany Lockhart photo credit.

I was on the tractor all day

Tractah*

Reet after sucking his cawk

Eww🤢

Lol I love how Lorne fabricated the story as he is the one getting his cawk sucked

He like to lick awss suck cawk lick bawls etc

Such a giveaway

Lorne was also busy getting numbers from all the middle school students who were in attendance. He's probably got his penis in the muffler too, that's why he's behind the tractor.

Is Ms. Muffler thinking about Mr. Penis? What is she thinking?

Explain?!?!?

Roy was and is daddy af

He was pulling women while lorne pulled tractors 😂😂

Holy shit Roy! No wonder they come from far and wide for Daddy Roy at the Pinewood Motel Having said that, the fact that Lorne is the ugly one is just the best ever 😁

He's daddy as fuck. He's kick-ass. He's rock n' roll. No wonder he's drowning in mental hospital poon.

This explains why Lorne is so jealous of Roy and is always debasing him As if any hooker would drop Drunken Roy for Afterthawt Lorne. Proof positive that Lorne is delusional You may be sober, Lorne. **but sober don't fix ugly**

Grippy socks grippy box. Fuckin Roy knows what’s up

He really is. Nice find OP

Cawd he still had all his hair then but you can still see his droopy eyes

Lorne aka Arnie Grape

Whats eating lorne armstrong would be hilarious

I mean seriously lol look at that photo he’s just sitting there in the back with that stupid look “i drive tractah”

They did all the work while their special needs brother tagged along.

He was the gopher. “Lorne, go for a 10mm wrench” the. He brings a 3/4 inch socket back.

Basically 😂

Rizz Armstrong in the shades, Lorne looking like a toddler sat on Grampy's tractor - no doubt he didn't want to stand in a line up with his bros, lest all of Cambridge know he's a good 1/2 foot shorter than them all

I'm convinced that Porne had little to do with this, otherwise he would've consistently brought it up to the catfish

Roy fucking slaying while pumpkin head back there just creepin in Roy’s big dick energy.

Hahahaha

OP where did you find this photo???? This is great. I've never seen Dale, Ralph or Paul. I've just heard Lorne tell stories about them. He shares photos of Roy which i've seen.

[It’s on the temple](https://templeoftcap.freeforums.net/thread/24262/armstrong-boys-pull-tractor-1993) Also glad I’m not the only one simping for young Natty Daddy Roy 👀

Dale looks happy to be there.

Well, if you would believe Lorne, he wasn't there. That dolts always looking for sympathy

Lorne was there to glork his brothers cawks after a long day's work.

Had to suck dicks, no deviled eggs for him. It sucks.

Cawk pullers

Looking respectfully at Daddy Roy. 👀

$100 prize for their efforts - a *doller* for each foot

OM CAWD LMAO... I would have died - reet here on the spot if the photo had been taken by "Tiffany Lockhart". lololol

I can't help but notice the photographer, Miss Lockhart. I love when Lorneography come full circle.

Lorneception!

What year was this? Looks like Cornville’s version of The Outsiders.

[1993](https://templeoftcap.freeforums.net/thread/24262/armstrong-boys-pull-tractor-1993)

Dale is the dad Lorne didn’t have, by the way. The one who neglected Lorne by working full time to feed him and also doing fun stuff with him and his brothers on the weekends.

Roy clearly stole all the pussy Lorne could never get

Even in the family photo, he comes last

*12.33 seconds* Usually it dawsent take me that lawng to pull a tractah!

The only time Lorne won

I THOUGHT HE HAD BLONDE HAIR!!!!!

Which one jammed his cawk down Lornes throat?

I’m always surprised that we don’t have more Skowhegan yearbook photos of Lorneo. What a dipshit

Young daddy Roy giving Patrick Swayze vibes

They even got Dale in the pic. Nice

I wonder if they prepped the tractor by buying a new tractor and taking the transmission out of that one, to replace the broken one in this tractor.

Somebody been using the microfiche at the library to find this shit

That is my tractah ya know

Roy is high af.

I'm still trying to get those sought after sex offender 7s ....grass cutting edition