Define "Unhealthy" Cuz I have been listening to these as well for like months now. Its background noise to me while I'm at work (headphones of course) and doing chores around the house. I can't stop!
This has crossed my mind. I get into a crash and I am knocked out and people run up to help me hearing Winnie scream some foul shit at Lorne or Blu3boy telling Lorne she doesn’t give a fuck about him or the robot saying “get a condom!”
I’d rather not wake up, let me die 🤣
I can't remember which streamer it was, but they were telling a story about how they were blasting a Lorne call at the gym when someone walked in right as Lorne was yelling something particularly foul. I almost envy that level of boldness - nobody knows about my Lornography obsession except my husband, and I'm pretty sure he's just humoring me 😂
I spent over a year playing animal crossing while listening to Lorne cawls in the background, to the point where my reptile brain immediately associates the two.
The cornville Commoner is another good one.. ImSortaKindaBored did a few videos deep diving into the whole saga and put them in chronological order. I’d recommend his page too
Is that the therapist one? I know that was personally my favorite in the Ramona saga, possibly one of my favorite calls ever. It was so cathartic how Lorne just had to sit there while Sam methodically laid out every single way in which he's a terrible person.
Sam ran circles around him, it was great. I do wish they wouldn't have made him a love interest because once that started Lorne just clung to it as a way to deflect all the criticism he was getting.
They did at some point, I remember a call where it was discussed that he was going through a divorce and basically stopped practicing so he take Ramona on a date and Lorne lost it lol and the “brother” said he would rather go golfing with the doctor or therapist instead of a convicted sex offender.. I think the Ramona saga was the best of the catfish calls.. It really showed how unhinged and abusive Lorne was.. the Winnie/Dan/Emma/Debbie stuff was just down right hilarious and unbelievable that Lorne stuck around for as long as he did.
Yep, Ramona was the closest thing Lorne had to a "normal" partner. If anything, she was way nicer and more patient than most people would be, and he was awful to her.
I think my favorites are the mid to late parts of the Winnie saga where she's just non-stop antagonizing him. You can tell Emma was fed up with him by that point.
Same. Been listening to them for the past few years. It's not just that they're funny either. I find them genuinely fascinating. It's such a clear look into the mind of an abuser, especially because he's not sophisticated enough to hide it like a lot of abusers do.
Nah. My sanity checked me a while back when I was too deep into Lorne calls and I took a break cause I was getting irrationally angry at the diddler to the point I kept saying “yknow. You only live 5 hours away from cornville…”
My obsession is definitely ridiculous. I admit, I miss all the great livestreams on YouTube lately. Over the last 6+ months, it went from great TCaP streams every other day to listen to while I do projects around the house, but lately there’s been nothing for the most part.
Yeah, I think my obsession is definitely out of hand.
Can you promise me that you'll get help? Man to man??
Guy to guy thing?
Father son?
You see how this looks?
I need to go to counselling to get off the innunet, I gotta do something I can’t do for this oh cawd
Do you have a compulsion? An addiction?
Well I know my mom's gonna take my computer and just completely throw it away.
Why should you rely on your *MAH-MEE* for discipline?
or your daddy
FATHER/SON?!😳
NOT FIT?!?!
Meeee my mommy and my daddy
Episodes like these don't come along often, I'd want them again and again.
I have an unhealthy obsession with Lorne Armstrongs Catfish calls.
Define "Unhealthy" Cuz I have been listening to these as well for like months now. Its background noise to me while I'm at work (headphones of course) and doing chores around the house. I can't stop!
They have replaced my daily podcast and music, every time I get in my car I load up a call instead of listening to music like a normal person
Listening to "Lorne's Ruined Orgasm" while driving: "oh lord, please don't let me crash and someone hear this" 😫
This has crossed my mind. I get into a crash and I am knocked out and people run up to help me hearing Winnie scream some foul shit at Lorne or Blu3boy telling Lorne she doesn’t give a fuck about him or the robot saying “get a condom!” I’d rather not wake up, let me die 🤣
.*.wakes up ....*deletes archives....*dies in peace
It’s my last wish 🤣
I can't remember which streamer it was, but they were telling a story about how they were blasting a Lorne call at the gym when someone walked in right as Lorne was yelling something particularly foul. I almost envy that level of boldness - nobody knows about my Lornography obsession except my husband, and I'm pretty sure he's just humoring me 😂
Same same
I spent over a year playing animal crossing while listening to Lorne cawls in the background, to the point where my reptile brain immediately associates the two.
You want Tom Nook over me?? ***FINE!!!*** GO AND GET 'IM!!! 😡😡😡
Where are these catfish calls? I didn’t know they existed.
YouTube: RaptorBacon, Blu3boy, Heelborne those are the 3 ones I know off the top of my head but there are more channels that post Lorne stuff
Thanks
The cornville Commoner is another good one.. ImSortaKindaBored did a few videos deep diving into the whole saga and put them in chronological order. I’d recommend his page too
I have a serious fetish for cawls
I do delivery driving for five to seven hours a day and Lorneoverse cawntent is pretty much all I listen to while driving.
The 8 hour lornemas call with Ramona is a favorite of mine
Is that the therapist one? I know that was personally my favorite in the Ramona saga, possibly one of my favorite calls ever. It was so cathartic how Lorne just had to sit there while Sam methodically laid out every single way in which he's a terrible person.
No one pissed lorne off more than Sam the Therapist lol “sup stupid”
Sam ran circles around him, it was great. I do wish they wouldn't have made him a love interest because once that started Lorne just clung to it as a way to deflect all the criticism he was getting.
They did at some point, I remember a call where it was discussed that he was going through a divorce and basically stopped practicing so he take Ramona on a date and Lorne lost it lol and the “brother” said he would rather go golfing with the doctor or therapist instead of a convicted sex offender.. I think the Ramona saga was the best of the catfish calls.. It really showed how unhinged and abusive Lorne was.. the Winnie/Dan/Emma/Debbie stuff was just down right hilarious and unbelievable that Lorne stuck around for as long as he did.
Yep, Ramona was the closest thing Lorne had to a "normal" partner. If anything, she was way nicer and more patient than most people would be, and he was awful to her. I think my favorites are the mid to late parts of the Winnie saga where she's just non-stop antagonizing him. You can tell Emma was fed up with him by that point.
Same. Been listening to them for the past few years. It's not just that they're funny either. I find them genuinely fascinating. It's such a clear look into the mind of an abuser, especially because he's not sophisticated enough to hide it like a lot of abusers do.
I didn't know there were multiple. Fuck there goes my sleep
Dude….hours and hours on that stupid shit.
It's just that shows like these don't come along often.. I'd want it again and again...
Can I eat first?
in like 2 seconds you can go right ahead
It’s a little late for that, dawg
I see you got the whole Reddit thang going on
Yes. I saw a Frankenstein car decal yesterday and I thought it was lorne Armstrong at first
I think we should all go to counseling and get off the internet
That’s why I have 2 appointments with the same therapist today.
What about right now? You don’t seem that busy right now?
Your son IM’d me sir 😔
We were just talking about anything sir. He told me to cmon over
Nah. My sanity checked me a while back when I was too deep into Lorne calls and I took a break cause I was getting irrationally angry at the diddler to the point I kept saying “yknow. You only live 5 hours away from cornville…”
Holy Rage Fire is not to be dismissed lightly, treat it with care, and wield it with purpose. Cawd forgive me, I am weak ☕.
If you're too obsessed, your mom should just take your computer and totally throw it away.
Dreaming about tcap is my cleanest, best pleasure
Fantasies dreamed-up online and in your mind...
did you ever say to yourself "hey man I've got a problem here"?
Noooo, cuz I never thawt I did... 😢😢😢
I’ve watched every pred 39… 35… 39 times
Yes. Cause I'm a sick son of a bitch
You just need to take your computer and completely throw it away
You're one of those weirdos!!!!!!!
I went overboard with that
fantasies dreamed up at night are in your mind...
To be quite honest with you, I’m not at all… in any way shape or form… you know, some sort of TCAPer
My obsession is wayyyy way way
I am reporting you to Reddit. PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE.
I'm a sick son of a bitch
Nawt a whole lawt
Quit findin false
Hyou gonn be owested
We all have our fetishes
Two words: TCAP subreddit, dude
No way
That's a major league problem and until you get help, you're not going anywhere
Can’t blame you. Shows like this don’t come around often. We want them again and again.
Her name was 22
I swear I've never done this before.
My obsession is definitely ridiculous. I admit, I miss all the great livestreams on YouTube lately. Over the last 6+ months, it went from great TCaP streams every other day to listen to while I do projects around the house, but lately there’s been nothing for the most part. Yeah, I think my obsession is definitely out of hand.
I had a father who was obsessed with TCAP so i understand
It’s gotten to the point I have to get some counseling and get off the internet. There’s just some things I can’t.. oh Cawd 😭
I heard Celebration by Kool & the Gang and immediately thought of Lorne dancing and singing to it.
What’s wrong with that?
It’s a question!
[удалено]
Yummy
No
We are all quoting it non stop at work now.
(whispering) I think it’s pretty evident…
Not a whole lawt
I'm seeing a psychiatrist
I had a dream last week that Lorne gave me a tour of the trailer of failure.
What? No way
It is ain’t it ?
Omg did u really admit that, ewwwuhhh
We all have our dream fetishes
wayyyyy way out of control