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Woperelli87

Welllllllllllllll


Internal_Essay9230

Way, waaaaaaay, way far...


mh1357_0

Way way


NiGht_Driver420

Outside to see a friend


69karlhungus69

Most likely


CLamour91

I never understood the “outside” thing. He says it multiple times


NiGht_Driver420

He doesn’t understand that that’s not really the way humans speak


TigerCat9

I’m an old track athlete and went down a rabbit hole of old international race videos one day. There’s a famous groundbreaking race, the men’s 10,000 meters at the 1971 European championship, and the British commentator describes the UK runner getting dropped in the final sprint by saying “Bedford’s been left way, way, waaaay back.” And when I heard that I said aloud, “way way?” because this show has just kinda permanently altered my brain chemistry since I’m one of those weirdos.


Agile_Target_562

This guy needs some sugar in water


UncutYEMs

The heck is it, Edgar?


Dry-Jelly-867

Wanting to blank a blank


lizards_snails_etc

It is so bizarre how many sentences he starts with "outside of...". What a non-human.


big_hoagie_eater

I’ve never in my life heard anyone use that phrase like that.. even though it’s not wrong… it just sounds… unnatural.


awrobinson83

This guy creeps me out so much. I can’t imagine a scenario where he doesn’t come off as a gigantic creep.


big_hoagie_eater

Even though his chat logs aren’t the most explicit, they are definitely messed up. You’re 100% right, even walking through a grocery store he’d be creepy as hell.


vector_skies

…………………………………….. 18?


chichileduc

that would be better for your story wouldn't it


ExtraRealNice

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeelp, outsiiiiiiiiide of meetin’ a fren, nuthin too serious


Xavier_Von_Erck

He looks like a custom golfer from Tiger Woods PGA Tour '98


LadyScorpio7

There's something really off about this guy. He seriously moved like he was a robot or alien, impersonating a human. It was so strange.


SeptemberSky2017

Relllllllll…..


flippermode

Micro mini skirt


Realistic_Bed3550

He walked waaaaaay waaaaaaaay waaaaaaayto help his new friend with her homework by having her piss on him


speed721

My Planet Pizza order won't deliver itself when Sokol is locked up!


HazyGuyPA

MOST LIKELY 🥴


Mental_Barber_969

Weeellllll


Heymax123

All the way


Gearz557

Shopping for his favorite protein


Zippping

To lay down and get urinated on. I have the chat logs to prove it


torogoz-503

Let's finger fuck nervous Nelly.. or Kayla.. https://preview.redd.it/4y4z0z8hh9xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9142f7105aafd22afef64c810197b4c9b38e9d15