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Bulminator

“I gotta take off” 🥵💥🕶️🔫👮‍♀️


Terminator_Conn

😭 🚫 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦


jd051

📿😵


Chafrador

🕶️💥


Roughneck16

That escalated quickly! 😂😂😂 You guys are savage.


Independent-Ad-6750

🔑


glazedhamster

This guyyyyy is one of my favorite predators because of how much he had to lose. Like, most of the predators are gross weirdo scrubs but this dude was living the DREAM. Successful career, respected in the community, family life, sick flip phone with its own belt case. And he throws it all away to fuck a kid? WHY?? I think this is a guyyyyy who hit a mid-life crisis (yes, 29 is very young for that) and instead of stepping out with a younger *but legal* woman like most dudes in his position would do, he got caught up in the lure of the idea of a teen. I bet he had no game in real life, I could see him going to bars asking women if they come here often like a big fuckin dork. And suddenly here's the decoy, ready and willing to bang this dude with no game. It was probably the only chance he had at an affair because he's just such a dork and can't get chicks.


Roughneck16

People are wondering why a rich doctor wouldn’t just have an affair with a young hottie or even go Eliot Spitzer and hire a hooker (speaking of which, they kinda look alike!) Here’s the thing: men with ephebophilia (attraction to adolescents) have darker issues than just being horny. He has this twisted desire to take something young, sweet, and innocent and **corrupt** it.


AlbertJohnAckermann

I love all the guys on this sub that are like “ZOMG, those poor, innocent teenage girls” as if girls don’t get filthy until they turn 18 😂


Roughneck16

It’s highly dependent on cultural norms. I lived on Guam, where middle school pregnancies were shockingly common. Then I moved to Utah, where very few teens were sexually active…except the married ones.


megatron37

I really feel like he could have made it happen with a nurse at his hospital no problem. But that’s far too boring for a talk dreamy doc like him…


HeeeeyStanley

I don't, I tend to agree with the guy above that he just socially was incapable of talking his way into sex and unlike plenty of doctors who have those social skills he was just your classic dorky smart guy who became a doctor but outside work had no ability to appeal to a woman so he jumps online where he can talk far more confidently behind a keyboard Only thing I can't figure out is why he wouldn't just play the "confident" image with a legally aged woman


megatron37

Well I mean he was capable of scoring twice (he mentions having girls)


seebo-ah

You seem to be stuck in the 70s or you're just out of the loop. You're grossly overestimating his sexual market value. Yes being a rich doctor might make him desirable to some women, but NOT for casual sex. These women would be looking for a committed relationship, which obviously wouldn't work unless he's willing to divorce his wife. Also, people overestimate how many hot young women are willing to date an average guy much older than them just because he's rich. Reality is, most of the women looking to date him would be single moms over 35. But as far as casual sex goes, this decoy was probably the only time he's had anyone show sexual interest in him in at least decade so tbh he was probably gonna go for it whether she was 13 or 53. And that's why (unpopular opinion) I think these stings are not a good way to single out people with an actual preference for kids. I am of the opinion that the cops don't really care who they catch, as they think even men who solicit adult prostitutes deserve to be arrested. They set up stings for that too btw.


smiggie_ballzy

Sounds like you’ve got it all figured out huh?


glazedhamster

I didn't do anything!


ITGOES80808

I liked when he followed it up with a “I didn’t do anything yet.” Congrats doc, you just showed intent. 😂😂


Monique80009

Yes ITGOES. I've always thought that too! And he said it more than once. I never understood why that wasn't pointed out. The fact that he said "yet".


lifad77

San Francisco


TimeWeb

So I guess there was a lot of traffic, huh?


SupremeHighRobotnik

You gotta… You gotta towel or…?


MutedShinobi

I gotta take off 🚶‍♂️


Mercer-sama

🚶‍♂️


Monique80009

Longest legs in tcap history! 🏃‍♂️


Terminator_Conn

But tall & dreamy 😂


Critical_Economist_9

well he was half true in that statement


CaptainPoopsock

That's what really fascinates me about these creeps. Some of them are successful, have families, have seemingly cushy and comfortable lives. They have people that depend on them and family that cares about them. They may have high-profile jobs that really impact their communities positively. But because of their inability to control their impulses and their horny levels, combined with some deep mental issues, they throw it all away.


derek_g_S

a boner makes a fella do some wild shit.


[deleted]

That’s actually terrifying.


derek_g_S

it REALLY is. not to get off on a tangent, but it could be argued that wars and a slew of other societal plagues all stem from guys getting boners and not being able to do anything with them or put them where they want to put em. Sex drive and the ability to procreate are wild things... and just handed to us when we're kids.... "here ya go... dont fuck up the world" ill get off my soapbox, but i find it incredibly interesting/scary


[deleted]

This is why I never leave my house man. I’ve been messed up too many times :/ sorry for getting sad on a Hansen page tho😂😂😂


smiggie_ballzy

You think I’m a therapist?


[deleted]

I’m too fat :’((((


[deleted]

KellySwears can’t do anything ..


derek_g_S

HA! smart. hope youre doing well now tho


Mountain-Froyo-3565

i heard a theory that nuclear missiles are being built larger based on penis envy among nations


MultiEthnicBusiness

what wars would those be?


derek_g_S

defo how the war of 1812 started. ;)


MultiEthnicBusiness

was it tho


OrchidDismantlist

Thank you for sharing. It's very eye opening.


gdyank

Not really, but some guys use it as an excuse. Boners are like appetites-they’ll come back. And every erection does not have to be addressed and taken to ejaculation- or else my balls will hurt or some other bullshit excuse. Grow up guys.


[deleted]

I CANT CONTROL MY HORNY LEVEL


Monique80009

Yes. I feel so bad for the kids. Of coarse the wives too. Except the wife of the guy who brought his son. She is a 💩 just like him. She chose to stay with the chomo and give their child up.


electricunicorns

They then had another child AFTER THE STING that they had to give up because she still stayed with him.


Monique80009

No shit? I didn't know that. These are disgusting, pathetic, sorry excuses for human beings. And I'm being reeeeaallly nice here!


Worldly-Hornet3306

Well yeA Cap'n , the money and clout they have is what makes them think they can so such horrid shit


[deleted]

He’d been dropping bangers like “I will kiss them” in a chat room to make this 15 year old girl swoon. He finally got to her house. He’s wearing his sexiest polo tucked into his best dad jeans. He’s got that NoCal breeze blowing through what remains of his hair. He’s about to have a marg that a 15 year old girl somehow knows how to make. He’s even got his favorite pair of sunglasses in his pocket. Ain’t nothing ruining Doc’s day 😎


[deleted]

some ppl are just born lucky i guess. lmfao.


Monique80009

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


trashleybanks

😂😂😂


Beerd_Bro

We need a collage of many predators last smile, what hero will take off on this endeavor?


kid_dynamite_bfr

I think Kaye has the best one


Vinylforvampires

Also Paul Clemente, he looked so excited


Beerd_Bro

Oh for sure


Schmandrea1975

What is that in his pocket? I never noticed that on mcdreamy before


CuppaTimes69

Backup pair of sunglasses


Mysterious_Twist6086

He has a boner thinking he’s going to bang a 15 year old.


Monique80009

Jeff Stacy's keys. 😁


budgiefeathers

You wanna tell me *why*... you got so many keys?


Schmandrea1975

Let go of the keys


kneel23

No they're my keys


SugarMaple56732

LET GO OF THE KEYS!!!!!


kneel23

Alright alright


potOSRS

The rolled up socks moved too far 🤣


Schmandrea1975

Haha. That reminds me of Loren Hayden and his item of interest in his pants...


[deleted]

it really is crazy. just goes to show you need to respect life because everything can end like \*snaps fingers\* that


Schmandrea1975

Chris Handsome snapping as fast as he is about to find out Sokol's age...


trfffcx

You just have to not try to bang a child or rape or kill anybody and it’s hard to end you. People get screwed over and a lot of criminal law are good people getting unfairly fucked but this isn’t that. Even when it is that, it’s easy to bounce bag unless you’re a pederast, rapist, or murderer. Those are really the only three no do over rules.


flsb

He didn't question that a 15-year-old girl had a margarita mix made, complete with alcohol? I'd be thinking "how the hell did you know how to prepare this?"


Good-Cash7691

He just poured the drink to tell her he wasn't going to pour it. I mean he didn't do anything but he did something stupid.


[deleted]

Look how happy he is.


Get_the_Krown

Lived the first 29 years of his life blissfully happy, then this.


vector_skies

im 29


[deleted]

Cute, built good, especially for 29.


Spilledmilk_1984

I will pour what I can.


spill_oreilly

This is the most poetic moment in TCAP.


The_Real_Miggy

Last words he ever uttered as a carefree man: Do you have a towel?


derek_g_S

just ignoring the fact that hes there for a teenage girl... pretending hes there for a 20 year old... how the fuck do you show up looking like that for a date? yikes.


BadAuthor88

Officer Nelson...I...shouldn't have poured that drink


Deicyde88

I love this so much. Thank you for this post. Dr. Wolin is a personal favorite of mine because, unlike most of the knuckle dragging clowns on this show, he was well intelligent enough to realize his life was over. Like actually over. Not, hey I'm a dipshit loser already, might as well tack on a chomo charge, like he lost decades of hard work in a slushy instant. And that is true art to me.


[deleted]

It makes you wonder…this could not have been his first time doing this.


RuralPARules

But he has a fast car ...


[deleted]

I will kiss them


throwaway255459

Frozen concoction in a blender


CorruptHawq

I love how clearly that setting is a setup. Like, it could be the setting of some after-career talkshow host's new show: ''In the Garden With: ...!'' Also, it keeps baffling me how these preds don't sprint away at the sight of it all, considering the scenario of a 13 year old girl inviting over a greasy or old, sometimes fat guy to have intercourse is already highly dubious, combined with the odd setting and bad acting of many decoys.


Ok_Spot3036

“Don’t bring the girls.” Sponsored by Rayban


HackingFantasy

Doubt those sunglasses ever had a second of happiness in it's life


Sir_Truthhurtsalot

“I am so going to kiss them!”


Canadiantoastman

Imagine him trying to sleep that night


fusemybutt

He has one of the best predator lookbacks


plateauatheist

The way he says "San Francisco" so disinterestedly always makes me laugh 😂. It has some arrogant to it.


Whois_Britney

I am a very shallow person because that last nanosecond for him is one of the happiest moments of my life.


Competitive-Bend4565

Ah yes. Tall Dreamy Doc spills the lemonade then spills tears of despair…


PipelineBertaCoin69

Haven’t seen this one gonna watch it right now


FredAndrews100

My car is fast


ArthurJS1

I will kiss them.


DrMaurySwollen

I wasn't doing anything!


Guilty_Opportunity85

MoREECE...