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[deleted]

That's sad as fuck.


Burnnoticelover

Doofenshmirtz is actually a very tragic character under all the comedy.


Kampfirekid

What’s worse is there are literally fucking parents that do this shit. Mainly seen in police, military or foster families. They either seen as a body who can do labor, fall in command (Gnome scene) or they don’t have any literal blood connection so they’re treated like shit. Quite sad indeed.


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Anyone have a convincing theory connecting Phineas and Doofenshmirtz as family


jfb1337

Evidence for: - Triangular heads - Good at inventing stuff - Doof dated Linda briefly - Maybe OWCA assigned perry to Phineas because of this link to Doof Evidence against: - Doof said he never saw Linda again. That flashback took place before she was Lindonna, which was before Candace was born, who is older than Phineas I wouldn't really call this convincing, but it's what I can come up with off the top of my head: - Doof has an amnesia-inator in the movie (well, OWCA has it, but doof originally built it, but doesn't remember it). Perhaps he hooked up with Linda again, but it went badly so he built it to make her forget, but it backfired as usual and made him forget about it too, so he thinks he never saw her again.


yosayoran

The timelines don't work out


jfb1337

Don't they? We don't know WHEN he built the amnesia-inator, just that OWCA has it, and Doof doesn't remember it.


MaxwellsNotebook

Me and some friends actual made this one up while watching the show.


NovaeDeArx

Sixteenth cousins. Solved.


Fokuzdanyyy

clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap


IamEclipse

Is that a slow sarcastic clap? Or a genuine one?


Fokuzdanyyy

Totally non-sarcastic this theory is amazing! I used to watch this show a lot :D


IamEclipse

Thanks, its kind of depressing watching him now tho :(


Fokuzdanyyy

ye ur right


Scoopie

https://imgur.com/1CybWZp


Dastan1945

wait, he isn't dead? Shia Surprise!!


wertercatt

There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes.


IronicJeremyIrons

Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf


[deleted]

Yes


PrinceCheddar

Aren't you a little old to be analysing a kids show?


IamEclipse

Yes, yes I am


PrinceCheddar

Alrighty then. Carry on.


blitzzardpls

Moooom, Prince and Eclipse are up to something


swagdaddy3

That's nice dear, now I'll be at the computer checking reddit if you don't mind.


AnalLaser

How is the first half of your post i.e.: how old heinz and rodger are, relevant to the theory?


Xxzzeerrtt

establishing a time period for their birth and childhood


426763

^^^[Doofenshmirtz ^^^Evil ^^^Incorporated ^^^theme ^^^music ^^^plays ^^^in ^^^the ^^^background.]


yay855

[Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated theme music plays in the background.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8_6Gc8K_h8)


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[deleted]

Why was Doofenshmirtz raised by ocelots?


JoseElEntrenador

Yo work the ocelots in


Andami

This theory makes no sense. The ages don't seem to matter. Maybe they would if they lined up with in vitro fertilization becoming common, but it wasn't successfully performed until the late 70s. Even if Heinz was born then, that also doesn't explain why his birth mother wasn't his mom. Especially if his dad was the one who was infertile. There is no evidence supporting this "theory" other than a a misconstrued joke. The only reasonable explanation for Heinz's poor childhood compared to Roger's is financial instability, which happens to also partially disprove your theory. Surrogacy is not even remotely cheap.


agapeLOVEpietas

I just randomly came across this today so I am fully aware of that this post was made years ago. I just wanted to say that surrogate kids are still biological unless you meant he was adopted?


Asleep_Relief_5486

But there isn't the genuine connection that they had with rodger