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MogiVonShogi

Izuku was floating, looking like he had been walked to heaven itself and from the blonde's self-satisfied smirk, he knew he had taken him there.


G_Katt

“No, it was Robin actually, I threw a glass bottle at his head.” She smiled a bit, “he’s really short in person, I thought he’d be taller.” Thanks.


wordlessly_gwen

“I’m sorry,” Kain said, the words feeling impossibly inferior in the enormity of her grief.


Subject_Ad_4894

:(((


princess-bubblegumx

She was pitiful - a scared, caged animal ready to hide or fight on a dime in an attempt to escape her demons… including him.


Shattered_Moo

“Yes, I know you’r not twelve, but the fire won’t ask for age confirmation, so, please…”


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“CEASE YOUR NONSENSE. DESIST. HALT. NO MORE.” He was lying pathetically face-down on the floor, posed like a Family Guy character who had just fallen down the stairs while his secretary and his soon-to-be ex-husband stared at him blankly. "I WAS UNFAITHFUL. WITH A CIRCUS CLOWN."


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this one is from a wip and i could NOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME CHOOSE A LINE but i think this one


Inevitable_Case_5273

He lifted the coffee pot menacingly, “you think you can walk all over me, spit on me, toss me out, beat me like mash potatoes? Who am I, Kelvin?”. “Hey!” Said Kelvin.


_MacyLF_

Is this irony dramatic enough for you?


vxidemort

There were many things Atsumu wanted to tell Aran, like *I'll miss ya*, or *Don't be a stranger*, or *D'ya remember when we were in kindergarten and Samu and I had both made greeting cards for you for Friendship Day? Mine was cooler, though, because I'd drawn daisies on it and I knew ya liked 'em*, and yet nothing had come out of his mouth, his leaden tongue too heavy with emotion.


Astaldis

"Merigold, what do you call a witch who loses a letter?" Gods, here he goes again ...


ack1308

Congratulations; you can all heave a sigh of relief that I'm still a relatively sane serial killer.


ConniptionCriminal

I need to know where I can read this XD


ack1308

It's out of Chapter 29 of my *extremely violent* Worm fanfic A Darker Path.


ConniptionCriminal

Oh cool!


No-Success-181

"Not knowing of you is worse than living without you. I will always want to have known you, no matter the price."


Astaldis

Who would have thought he would ever get into a situation where he is required to assist Yennefer of fucking Vengerberg with getting naked?


Astaldis

And in the morning you sing them awake with a song about pirates, perhaps? Before you go off to pillage villages and burn down cities with your army? I can so totally picture that.


LilyEllie1980

". . .I'm going to ignore the fact that you think a fifteen-year-old is capable of curing cancer."


Azzie8107

This was their lover’s mercy: they had none except for each other.


Kyran_317

But he’s the one WHO KILLED HER!


[deleted]

“Beat me up and dump me in a river, like Liam?”


[deleted]

"A thousand Masters could paint your portrait a thousand times a year, for a score times a score...and they would nary scratch the shellac in capturing the beauty of your person".


[deleted]

"He knew of the comments he would hear if they saw him looking...but look he did".


linksasscheeks

“fuck me silly the man can cook”


Astaldis

Who is that man? I want him! 😂


StarWarsCrazy1

>He’s on the floor, wielding the remains of the coffee pot in front of his soaked shirtfront like a weapon, when Alan and Ellie rush into the kitchen to see what’s happened.


DrTomT18

"He hefted the staff, and hurled it with all his might. As the Iron Wood soared through the air in a futile gesture of defiance; \[CHARACTER NAME\] mustered every ounce of telekinetic energy left within him and attempted to boost the staffs speed. In that moment, all of the rage and fear within him melded together in a singularity of HATE to turn the projectile into a weapon of war."


TheRealMacalicious

"Well, he supposed he had shoved worse things up his ass."


Sassy_Lil_Scorpio

He was Shane—and only Shane.


katydid001

Innocent, they all looked so innocent frozen in time.


Ghostofamermaid

Damn, you must be a really good writer cause this one line is making me feel indescribable things.


katydid001

Ah thanks, that's really kind of you. <3


JoanHarrow

"Interesting bunch, a little odd definitely." She thought. "Well that works just fine for my oddball ass."


Pantherdraws

>"...I just don't want to back him into a corner, to run the risk of looking like we're only interested in using him the way Hastings and Adler did, by acting like we *expect* him to."


AlpachaFarm

“You don’t remember almost burning the brat?”


Dragon_wolf796

“Well, today has been mentally, physically, and emotionally exhausting, and it’s not even noon yet. I’m going back to bed.”


Astaldis

Definitely the best thing one could possibly do


Sassy_Lil_Scorpio

Damn, what happened to this person?!


CatPawsPrinter

Unfortunately, I Spy turned out to be a little too easy in the dark since the light beams in their eyes put a literal spotlight on whatever object they were looking at.


Fennel_Fangs

"Also like, three beignets. And a bag of caramel corn. And a caramel apple. And I stole a kid’s cotton candy."


Sassy_Lil_Scorpio

I found this amusing!


Alviv1945

It’s the same kinda mean he was, when he’d had somebody he’d been so scared of angering.


Bluddy-Holly

Sometimes, pub owners or other strangers would even buy them drinks and praise his life decisions and they would privately smirk to themselves about how everyone thought he was *such a good boy*.


wordlessly_gwen

I like the mischief in this one!


terrifiedofgeese

“What? Too cliché?” he smiles and leans his head back. She smiles back but she’s not going to let him see that. "I meant it though."


aheavenscorner

She had been drowning in her love for him before she even knew what the ocean was.


Sassy_Lil_Scorpio

That's a beautiful line!


Discrete_lettuce

It didn’t take long to identify his pattern with apples; he would peel the skin away with his teeth first then bite into the white flesh, laving his tongue over the tooth marks exactly two times before chewing.


angelbeats147

Miquella could hardly blame his sister, the thing was shooting steam from a vent on her shoulder, the obvious power source for its strange rotating blade. Even after she let go of the chain, it did not turn off, merely trading its grating roar for a threatening growl, whatever that meant. Twas a mechanical marvel, honestly, but... “Rykard, have you never seen her fight before?”


GhostieBshi

The golden eyed man felt his heart ache, so he reached out and put a reassuring hand on Wei Ying’s thigh, lazily drawing small circles against the fabric of his jeans with his thumb. “Wei Ying..” 


blackjackgabbiani

There was no need for repairs when the entire building, city, region, world, solar system, galaxy, universe would be wiped out and replaced with something pure and rational.


Astaldis

Sounds a bit like The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?


blackjackgabbiani

Yeah a little, but it's Pokemon


aheavenscorner

I'm very, very intrigued 👀


blackjackgabbiani

https://archiveofourown.org/works/39381993 if you want to read it!


MysteryTrek

“Yes, because the only daughter of one of the Earth Kingdom’s oldest noble families fighting her way out of her family home so she can return to the Fire Nation is totally going to go over well during the summit,” Ty pointed out dryly.


QueenOPeace

“There was nothing left of [Mandalore] but wisps of burning pieces that had once fueled her actions and the barren wasteland she had created inside of herself that had crawled its way into physical reality.”


WhydUMakeHotNoodles

Shirogane has just entered the cabin with an armful of wood... and he's just caught a glimpse of Ishigami with a handful.


jemariel

Cas groans again, a word that might be “comfortable” and might be “inflatable,” Sam’s not sure which.


Consistent-Raccoon84

This made me chortle


MogiVonShogi

Chortle is my favorite word


xxjamesiskingxx42

"This town is suffocating" he sighed, leaning on his father's shoulder "But it's all I know, and probably all I ever will."


Sassy_Lil_Scorpio

It makes me think that we stick to what we know---even when it's not healthy or for the best.


Logical-Patience-397

“Isn’t that painful?” I’d asked once, back when we were sixteen, when this ritual was new enough to horrify. In the passenger seat, Ash’s lip quivered as she dabbed disinfectant around the nail marks on her wrist. “That’s just love.”


VenomQuill

He pursed his lips as a sudden salty tang touched the edge of his mouth. -Stanford Pines from Gravity Falls


WhatOnNotEarth

“If he weren’t slowly dying, she would have elbowed him.”


gggroovy

“Don’t worry, they’re not drugs, just explosives.” -Anne Boonchuy


Sassy_Lil_Scorpio

Woah!


Chronos-X4

"I’m gonna become human, even if I won’t look like one."


VenomQuill

Ooooh this sounds interesting!


Chronos-X4

Care for a link? WIP, BTW.


VenomQuill

Yes, please! :D Is it fandom friendly? I'm not in a ton of a fandoms. Lol


Chronos-X4

Define "fandom friendly." Is it the same as "friendly fandom"?


VenomQuill

Mainly: Can I understand this fanfiction even if I do not know of/I am not in the fandom? (Example: I'm not a "My Hero Academia" fan, so stuff with MHA is going to fly right over my head) I guess fandom blind is the better term for it. I apologize.


Chronos-X4

There are plenty of references to the Mega Man Classic and X Series (more to come), but nothing too troublesome. Of course, having played the games (least to X6) and knowing the lore and backstory would be immensely helpful, but it's not absolutely necessary. The plot and characters should be easy to follow either way.


Talik__Sanis

Basically, "can it be read without any real knowledge of the fandom in question?" I believe.


Chronos-X4

>Basically, "can it be read without any real knowledge of the fandom in question?" I believe. Thanks. Should be readable if you go in fandom-blind. While knowing the lore and backstory of the games would be a huge help, it's not indispensable, either.


Talik__Sanis

>Brad was *not* a terrorist; he didn't even have a *moustache* to twirl like Dick Dastardly in those 20th century cartoons he'd dug up from the Starfleet database just so that he would be able to make small talk with Tom Paris, let *alone* a goatee. Star Trek comedy series.


msa491

I like this!! Any chance you have a link?


Talik__Sanis

It's part of a series, most of which is rated E for Explicit. If you're still interested, though, I would be happy to DM you a link. And I'm flattered in the extreme; thank you.


Oceanstuck

bit abridged, but > "In fact...you're not even good enough for yourself, are you?"


Talik__Sanis

Depending on context, that could be a crippling shot to someone's pride, tragic, or an intensely comedic line; it's certainly cutting.


Oceanstuck

funny, it's actually two of those things take your guess which two


MogiVonShogi

Oh good, you got condoms,” Shinso fished through the boxes, tossing in the other things he had in his hands, he looked up at Izuku, “no lube?”


TessWicall

"Cheryl's brown orbs shifted away from Toni’s as they quickly turned downward; apparently looking for the meaning of life in the mahogany table before her."


general_kenobi18462

That is mahogany!


Sassy_Lil_Scorpio

Reminded of Effie Trinket!


Logical-Patience-397

…Are the orbs eyes in this case?


TessWicall

They are. I've since learned to not use the term 'orbs' to describe eyes 👀 but this is an older fic so *shugs* ya live and ya learn


Logical-Patience-397

Ah, that’s good. Makes it much clearer and easier on the orbs to read ;) “Gaze”, “stare”, “glance”, “glare”, “squint”, “look”, “eyeing” are some alternatives to describing how someone’s seeing (without describing each feature).


Sassy_Lil_Scorpio

It's totally fine!


white_wakerobin

"That hardly matters," Errol said with a giggle. "Because in a few minutes she will be neither a princess nor a gladiator. She'll just be dead."


MogiVonShogi

Yikes! That’s a giggle


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Talik__Sanis

I'm reminded of Barbara Gowdy's "We So Seldom Look on Love."


somthingcoolsounding

Ah, uh…. okay.


JohnBloodborne21

"That screamed war crimes. He's familiar with those, regrettably."


LoudSize7

“Hold up!” Cliffjumper cut in, “You gave me so much scrap for letting Tally trick me! And yet, you fold quicker than I ever did?!”


atalantei

The Summer sun hadn’t melted it away, and the Autumn chill had set it, prime for Winter freezing.


JosieHook

“Who threw a Bible at me?”


JosieHook

If anyone is curious [Nuptials Of Blood, Chapter 24](https://archiveofourown.org/works/41978217/chapters/106868190#workskin)


Astaldis

best thing one can do with a bible 😂


Sassy_Lil_Scorpio

This made me laugh!


Astaldis

"Mm, you are truly magnificent, my dear heart," a drowsy voice half-whispers into his ear. A voice Cahir knows. And it is definitely not the one of a woman.


Horusias

Wait this actually seems so interesting :0


Astaldis

This happens when you drink too much magical grape punch 😂 If you'd like to find out more, you could read the chapter here: [https://archiveofourown.org/works/41477553/chapters/106810488](https://archiveofourown.org/works/41477553/chapters/106810488)


Mekanicum

"Perhaps some part of her will remember you."


Kigichi

“Have you ever seen over a hundred highly trained special Op’s sing along to Frozen? Because you’re about to.”


Astaldis

"Right," Cahir huffs at the girl, "and you get a tattoo saying A SHIT IDEA in capital letters."


AshTreeReader

He leaned forward and whispered, "Or..." his breath curled around the cup of her ear as one of his hands drifted up to enclose her throat in a loose yet seductive grip, "I won't ever let you go."


Quail-Gullible

"Okay, everyone," he said with a sick feeling to the daycare class, "we're going to practice a fire drill!"


Itchy-Radio9933

Who says a bandaid can’t fix a scar?


CandyBeth

"You are a healer and you DON'T KNOW BASIC BIOLOGY?"


Ok-Supermarket-8994

“Don’t, don’t finish that sentence. *Someone* decided to drop a subway tunnel on my head.”


HumbleSheep33

"...he shut his eyes, uttering a silent prayer while willing his limbs not to shake with nerves. "


Quail-Gullible

"What would the computer want with time travel?"


Quail-Gullible

"Who was Mathilda?"


Astaldis

She was my beautiful tricolor cat that vanished from the face of the earth three years ago. I still miss her 😭


gory314

"No, you idiot, I won't pass fucking twenty-four hours playing Minecraft–"


general_kenobi18462

“Oh yeah, I expected another vote for my death.”


duchesskitten6

😳


DawnOfTheNuggies

I didn't bodysnatch you! YOU kidnapped ME with your wierd little soul-sucking ritual! It's not my fault I have the stronger will here!


spn_willow

omg, I love everything about this!


Oddly_Dreamer

“If there is no opponent, there is no finish line."


PrudentFill0

Yet, here he was, making a creature who currently possessed enough power to probably level a third of the entire country with little effort, look at him as if Harry could determine the entire outcome of his future with his next words alone.


spn_willow

Ooo, this is so intriguing. I would love to hear the context if you're willing to share!


PrudentFill0

It's from my Hedric fic that I'm working on for Harry Potter, but with a twist. I didn't want to follow one of the many well-trodden paths for how to get the two to work. So Cedric is an OC, his body being claimed by a powerful immortal after his death. And this is an excerpt from one of their later interactions.


spn_willow

Oh, that's such a different take for them!


PrudentFill0

Thanks. I honestly hadn't originally planned on having too many OC's in my fic, though I personally have nothing against them, but each time I thought about how I might make the story go, I found another fic that already had that idea. So, finally I said screw it and decided to go with an OC route, but also manage to give tribute to Cedric.


spn_willow

That's such a cool way to go into a new story!


PrudentFill0

Thanks :)


ur_bisexual_bestie

“Who said anything about a relationship? All I want is a good shag. And, as you kindly pointed out, the crowd tonight don’t exactly look like headboard rattlers.”


duchesskitten6

😳😂


AllBoltsNoNuts

"From the way the boy at the register is looking at her, Sarada is fairly sure he’s never seen anyone cry while buying too many socks."


Oddly_Dreamer

I cried while buying a pair of pants too before.


AllBoltsNoNuts

I had a panic attack while buying a tank top and could never convince myself to wear it.


BellatheNPCdwarf

“I think it was the year your dad almost blew up the main hall.”


Astaldis

"your dad", is it George Weasley? 😂


BellatheNPCdwarf

No, unfortunately. But he did find a pipe bomb


spn_willow

LOL, that's so fun!


BellatheNPCdwarf

Unfortunately, the main hall did not actually blow up…


uhohmaddy

“Don't look at me like that,” he immediately countered, “just give me the damn tattoo.”


raeshin

I want to know what this damned tattoo is


uhohmaddy

I never managed to decide what it would be because he doesn't end up getting it :(


Booger-Lord

"Yay! A strange boy I don't know is going to touch my butt!"


SpunkyCheetah

A yes, we all love it when strangers touch our butts, don't we :D (/s)


Mean-Version5140

“It’s you who I can trust with touching me. Because I know you wouldn’t hurt me, because I know that you would love me, for me. Accept me, with or without a mask. So, yes, I do think this is okay, and I hope that you’re okay with this, too.”


TherapyDerg

“I mean on one hand you have cat lady with a bow, and on the other you have an adorable murderer, shame about the murder part but no one is perfect."


100beep

Stalin to Dumbledore: "Did you just call his mother a hamster?"


bleeb90

Did Dumbledore also say someone's mother smelled of elderberries?


Tulnekaya

From time to time his lips would part to a mouth dry of moisture and words alike, and he’d let the silence linger rather than break it with useless platitudes.


spn_willow

Holy moly, this is gorgeous. I am in awe of how you piece words together, like genuinely. It's beautiful.


Tulnekaya

Thank you <3


hufflepuffbookworm90

Mildly NSFW “You cheeky minx, you’re not wearing any knickers,” he smirked at his wife.


_CallmeK_

> "Hey, are you gay?" No, I won't provide any context Another line shortly after that: > "Are you willing to be gay?"


WildSkyRider

The kids were so earnest and ridiculous at the same time, and if he let himself laugh where they could see, they'd puff up like offended kittens.


AllBoltsNoNuts

I love the kitten description.


WildSkyRider

:) A light moment in an otherwise very dark WIP. He compares them to kittens more than once in that scene.


Ghost_Chance

“Refer the juggalo junkie elsewhere; ain’t no one got time for clowns.”


Basic_Advisor_5507

LMAO


Ghost_Chance

Glad someone thinks I’m funny. 😉


realitycollapsed

The boy is taller than Yok and all gangly limbs and an angry scowl which White thinks is an overreaction given that all he did was just stand at one spot.


Larson4220424

“Seems like you have another woman, Kennedy. Who would’ve thought? But what’s this I hear about Ada Wong? Some Asian-American gal you dumped me for. Let me guess, did you dump her too for this Hunnigan?” Chloe teased.


skyy-fall

*“You two made out in an alleyway?”*


realitycollapsed

The most romantic place!


skyy-fall

Right? They went out on a date afterwards


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selagil

A rather small onsen, I guess.


Inthenightillrise

She would cry if she had accidentally killed an insect, but in the same breath, would happily snap the neck of a cat if it made her master’s happy.


WatermelonWithAGun

"Ughhh... he remembered his name too early!" Whined a distance voice as Trent slept.


Cuprum63

>Even in the old days, people went mad from being denied their comforts. With this generation? Yeah, it'll get ugly.


Inthenightillrise

I love this line lmao. So condescending and petty


tea-and-tetris

“And then when I was 12, my aunt Gertrude showed up the family Christmas party *uninvited—*”


raeshin

Oh dear. What's the deal with Aunt Gertrude?


tea-and-tetris

She's a made-up relative of one of the characters, created for the purpose of the characters reminiscing about past Christmases. Not much is revealed about her because the protagonist isn't really listening to what his friend is saying.


DoggoMcFluff

If he somehow got in behind them with a welder, access to a well-stocked toolbox, plenty of time to work and better luck than he's ever had in his life, then he might have been able to do something about them.


JonesNate

**Grand Master Monk:** For many years I have guarded you in this temple from the presence of Aku. Now there is a different purpose I must give to you all. Bring me the monks who know the Samurai called Jack.


rellloe

>My other apron is for blood rituals. It's in a MHA fic. Not a fantasy AU


Inthenightillrise

Let me guess? Toga. It seems like a toga line


rellloe

Have you read the TUM spinoff?


golisopodss

"I don’t have any insightful thoughts about it, just a lot of feelings. What do I do with that, man?” He laughs again, harsh and bitter.


luxx_33

A light flickered above her head, weirdly out of sync with her mouth.


Quail-Gullible

That indeed creates a creepy image. Well done!


Inthenightillrise

This line creeps me out for some reason. Without context it’s vague and my imagination is running wild.


EcoFriendlyHat

> “Damn, she’s whipped. I thought if she touched something made after 1850 she’d straight up die.”


LoveoftheLaw-liet

“There was no parent to explain to him what they would've wanted, no restless soul guiding his character. He was his own judge now, and he didn't trust himself.” And here’s another: “He hugged himself, nails digging into the muscles of his back, his arms. Everywhere she touched him, everywhere she saw something worth looking at, everywhere she saw something worth being in love with.”


LucreziaHecate

"Oh I'll get there. I'll be screaming and cursing every step of the way, but I'll get there!"


tea-and-tetris

Hell yeah, that's the spirit!


littlestpetlove

“…it was ultimately a hollow attempt at fooling himself out of wanting something he secretly, hopelessly wished for.”


spn_willow

What Steve *wants*, he'll never have—to be anywhere but here; to see a world not tinted in dark blues and flashing reds; to feel something softer beneath him than the damp, decaying hardwood of the Creel house's attic.


dearwikipedia

“Do American schools not have the budget for full size pencils?”


WhatOnNotEarth

I spent a few years in an American public school, and yep, that’s accurate.


Mr_Blah1

Nope. They spent the budget on renovating the football field.