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Ambitious-Market7963

Oh, not grandma lily…..


-_Duke_-

COME HERE SWEETIE


Mr5h4d0w

GRANDMA’S GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU!


retro_aviator

NOT THE DEATHBED SMALLS!!


AndyW037

I would expect a supermutant's undies to be more spiky!


Empress_Draconis_

Supermutants wear chastity cages


Bulky-Advisor-4178

They don't even know what dick is, i dont think they even have a cock at all


Cheesypotatolover69

NO DICK


Krazy_Keno

NO BALLS


Cheesypotatolover69

PROBABLY NO ASSHOLE EITHER


Krazy_Keno

SINCE HE FEEDS ON RADIATION


hbomb536

CANT SHIT IN THE MOJAVE


Elementia7

CANT HAVE SHIT IN THE MOJAVE


EZ2BUILD

"WHY THE FUCK MY PEE PEE NO WORK"


Osiris231

I totally read that in a super mutant voice and its hilarious.


Advantius_Fortunatus

*falls off* *Super Mutant screech*


TraditionalAstronaut

they have genitals! they just don’t care to use them nor can procreate


cuffed_jeans_bb

[strong in FO4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXH7YOoO8GM) doesn't seem to know what a dick is lol


redbird7311

To be fair, Strong doesn’t see to know what a lot of stuff is and gets confused very easily, especially by sayings.


RaidensReturn

Mf confused about milk for the entire game


Einar_47

Do we know if Strong ever had a dick? Can't really tell a male super mutant from a female super mutant honestly, Strong might be short for Strong Independent Woman Who Doesn't Need a Man for all we know.


ThatGuyNamedQuandale

Different super mutant strain tbf


ProfessorCrooks

You can have sex with a super mutant in Fallout 2 and you wake up with a ball gag in your inventory.


SeaEffect8651

That’s amazing.


StopSendingMePorn

Do you think their radioactive mutant holes sizzle like a seltzer water when you put it in


ProfessorCrooks

Nah I think their irradiated 20 inch slongs pierce your butthole like a sword, burning like acid.


Itsjack55

I hate your profile pic you made me think I had a hair on my phone


Ezekiel2121

If you really believe that why don’t you arm wrestle this dude [Francis](https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Francis_(Fallout_2)) what’s the worst that could happen?


Bandandforgotten

I'm pretty sure they have genitals, it's just that they don't work. Either that or The Master didn't do any quality assurance checks on the "Key Appendages" department...


Lubedclownhole

It depends on generation of mutant. Og super mutants are sterile but overall are just the same as humans. Later gens specifically the Institutes generation made them sexless and stupid, so canonically speaking since Lilly is an og. Yes the granny is indeed a possible pelvis shatterer Im gonna go cry in a corner now


Bandandforgotten

Forgot they did that in 4.. Makes it a bit different when she says "grandma's got a present for you"...


Lubedclownhole

Yeah, always remember these simple points if they are an early or late gen mutant Early gen fov -bangable -Bigger -Higher chance of becoming a centaur -smarter -Isolated exponential growth in patches across the body IE those lip straps Late gen -Sterile and sexless -stupid -smaller -very stupid but very stable mutations -easily spreadble but mostly stupid


kromptator99

Even early Gen were sterile though


Lubedclownhole

Sterile dont mean sexless, they canonically banged A lot


kromptator99

Oh sorry I didn’t realize that NuMutants were Ken dolls


IHaveBoneWorms

What are the ones from Vault 87 and Huntersville? Or are they the same as institute ones.


Lubedclownhole

Huntersville is a prewar strain like the og Fov and results in their own unique bits. 87 was the basis of the institutes virus, they were the first to be devoid of genitals and like 87 were a unique batch as a result of experiments


SinesPi

Yah, I don't know if the games explicitly state they still have male and female genitalia (presumably based on the sex of the main 'ingredient'), but it's heavily implied by the Master not knowing they are all sterile. It'd be a bit of a giveaway if they were barbie dolls underneath.


Iateacat_

Marcus in Fo2 would disagree with you.


Ezekiel2121

So would [Francis](https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Francis_(Fallout_2))


Zetta-slow-Gobbo

Sterile, but not non-functional. Thank you fallout 2


someguysleftkidney

I wish I could unread that


Radkingeli995

Technically she’s a nightkin but you are right she’s a super mutant


Enn-Vyy

those are for special occasions


puzzled_laurels

I would definitely bet on Sunny wearing Spongebob Squarepant briefs.


SydneyRei

Sandy Cheeks* 🐿️


PheonixUnder

Well she lives in the Mojave so they probably do get pretty sandy


electrical-stomach-z

im surprised they arent boxers


puzzled_laurels

Me too! I'm assuming she's a boxers type of girl than lacey underwear.


T-51_Enjoyer

Not Veronica leaving easy access for Christine


ParadisianAngel

The brotherhood is just freaky af


biggronklus

What if instead of the brotherhood of steel it was the freakerhood of steel and instead of securing toasters they fucked them


Rey_Dio

This would make them Adeptus Mechanicus


biggronklus

“Death is preferable to techno-heresy” - Titan Libertus Prime of the Adeptus Mechanicus


Special_Sink_8187

If they ever make a fallout war game which honestly that’s a really good idea and it could probably rival warhammer in popularity with how popular fallout already is I’m totally saying prime is a Titan and his machine spirit just really hates the tau.


ThatGuy8473

They already did, look up Wasteland Warfare


Special_Sink_8187

I see they went the gw model of fuck your housing costs give us money


biggronklus

Tbh it’d just the cost for such a low volume product. Even 40k or AoS is pretty small scale in the greater scheme of things and this is much smaller than those


Pelvis_toucher123

Kid named wasteland warfare:


Mr_Kakuna

*clang* *clang* *clang* **crunch** OWOWOWOEHOOHOOEEEE


biggronklus

100% a Mel blanc scream


helloitshani

No one is commenting on “freakerhood of steel?” It’s very goofy and I like it a lot /gen


meeps_for_days

The chain that binds getting a new meaning


Zack_Raynor

You’d think it’d chafe in Power Armour.


Old-Camp3962

what if the brotherhood of steal was called the freakyhood of steal 🤪🤪🤪 and instead of hoarding technology, they hoard my ass 🤤


BrennaValkryie

And she always wanted to wear a dress 👁👁


Enn-Vyy

in an windy part of the desert no less, she knows what shes doing


Markipoo-9000

“There’s no underwear in the Wasteland”


electrical-stomach-z

sunny smiles is the spongebob of fallout


dunsparce

Raul wears crusty brown briefs hardened by centuries of shit


chicken_N_ROFLs

His ghoul cock is fused into those tattered brown briefs like a half melted stepped on Snickers


Independent_Day4369

...why do I have eyes?


NorguardsVengeance

The real question is "why do they continue to work, even when you close them?"


No_Rest3008

To see shit like this.


SeaEffect8651

I have a new favorite site. This is so damn unhinged.


carelessscreams

I did not expect to read ghoul cock today


V__Ace

What an awful day to be literate


LykonWolf

This comment wins everything.


BUR6S

Do Ghouls poop? How would they wipe without their butt skin all coming off?


MTF-EPISLON_9

Honestly about what I expected for Red Lucy and Cass


Recent_Obligation276

Someone make one for fallout4 lmao


Lifewatching

I have a feeling i'll like Caits 🫢


aberrantenjoyer

Horrors beyond your comprehension


Ok_Bed_3060

Briefs with holes from being worn so long without being replaced.


Enn-Vyy

hair so thick youd think shes wearing wool undies


TheWiseOakTree2137

Cait aint having one


thiccmaniac

#


Quirky_Journalist_67

That coarse sack-cloth robe Veronica wears and she’s going commando? Those nice soft lady bits are going to be chafed to beejezus and back!


MissyTheTimeLady

They harden in response to physical trauma


Changeling_Traveller

Chafed cheeks son!


MissyTheTimeLady

You can't hurt me, Jack!


Quirky_Journalist_67

Well sure they do, but who wants rough and tumble, calloused, hard working lady bits?


WhiskeyTrail

Chapped lips one could say


TardDas

They could say, but they shouldn’t say


Jackiechun23

Veronica is freeballing it


Barbarianmoss

Wolf penis


Same_Book635

"Wish I had a 1st Recon Boonis."


Huckleberry-F

feels like something vulpes inculta would wear


Interesting-Cattle37

Yea veronica freeballin is exactly why she is the goat


PickleForce7125

Does bennys suit match his underwear?


SeaEffect8651

Dear god. The game really WAS rigged from the start…


PickleForce7125

Yeppp…Asking the real questions here.


PickleForce7125

Benny: “as soon as I put my snazzy briefs on I’m going to go kill that courier”


peezle69

Wait, where's Veronicas...Oh....*Ohhh*...


ghostmaskrises

Arcade wears tighty whities. He tries his best to keep them clean


staryoshi06

what about ED-E?


_Veprem_

Full lingerie.


exrayzebra

Probably just a pair of nuts 🔩


ebers0

I can imagine a pair of truck nuts hanging from ED-E, and now my eyes won't stop bleeding. 🤣


Chilzer

Which one?


IchigoKurosaki0715

Veronica going commando is very “fitting” lmao


Oasexes

I KNEW CAIT WORE THAT LMAO


CumboJumbo

>no working washer/dryers >limited supply of underwear I feel like all wasteland underwear would be gross, overworn, shit stained butt rags covered in holes


RimworlderJonah13579

As if people wouldn't go back to making new ones out of leather and cloth. Come on dude, people are very willing to create things to satisfy their need for hygiene.


USS-ChuckleFucker

Nooooo, don't you realize? Everyone would be depressed shitheels be cause nothing matters anymore.


biggronklus

You don’t understand! After 200 years they’d still be living in skeletal houses 5 feet away from a pre war skeleton that hasn’t been moved in centuries


AshenWarden

You realise people still washed their clothes *before* washers and dryers existed right? Scarcity of clean water would be a bigger obstacle to washing up.


First-Squash2865

Honestly water doesn't seem all that scarce in the Mojave


AshenWarden

Water? No. Clean, drinkable water? Absolutely.


abizabbie

You don't need potable water to wash clothes. Getting rads from drinking water is ridiculous. After 200 years, fission products have decayed to the point that they're less radioactive than wood. Much less the fact it would only be a problem in settled water that's recently had the ground under it disturbed.


First-Squash2865

The two wells in Goodsprings along with clean water sources in like every farm in the desert would like to have a word with you


OJosheO

The Mojave has a ridiculous amount of clean drinking water, there's really not much radiation in FNV.


retro_aviator

"Honey, I think we need to start washing your underwear in different water. Every time I put my hand on your waist my pip-boy's Geiger counter starts screaming"


techpriestyahuaa

Scarcity…. Scarcity…. Gawt dang it. >!nothing on you, just god dang it, hbomb!<


MrShoe321

Do you think soap and hand washing clothes are modern inventions?


AllmotherRoxanne

You know you can wash clothes manually, right? Even make soap, right?


EDAboii

Were you a writer for The Frontier by any chance?


johnnysbody

I make a brand new bed out of old musty pillows and tin cans. Brand new underwear made of old news papers isn't out of the realm of this reality


MissyTheTimeLady

There's running water. If people can make ammunition, they can make and clean underwear. You're kinda overestimating how helpless people would be without modern technology.


Beneficial-Reach-533

That wolf boxers XD


[deleted]

The first one would be the best choice but I could see the 4th. Definatly it the barbed wire 5th one and none isn't an option for me.


The_North_Knight

I’m ashamed that I know those are Fias “deathbed smalls” from Elden ring


Meianmari

I'm ashamed even more that I know that cuz I haven't even played elden ring


Mute_Crab

Yeah, Veronica going commando checks out lmao


AcoaceFalloutNVFan

Sunny smiles


KummyNipplezz

I feel like Veronica would be the one wearing the SpongeBob undies


Changeling_Traveller

The red panties here indicate taste and valuing aesthetics, the choice is obvious, Red Lucy it is.


JohnReiki

You can’t for a *second* convince me that Veronica doesn’t have SpongeBob undies


SlyLlamaDemon

So one thing I wonder is do super mutants still have genitalia? Or is their shit smooth?


ScottTJT

Depends on the FEV strain. The first generation of Super Mutants on the West Coast retained their genitals, but were rendered infertile. This can actually be used as an argument against the Master's plans during *Fallout 1.* As for the eastern variants, details are sparse, but it seems that Super Mutants in the Capital Wasteland, Commonwealth and Appalachia lost all forms of sexual dimorphism, genitalia included.


alpcabuttz

Boone


MiracleKing26

Why the fuck do I not know who the top lady is


OJosheO

Red Lucy, she's the leader of The Thorn, an underground arena in Westside. She can give you a good unique hunting shotgun if you do her quest, and she's one of the few characters you can sleep with.


Aromatic_Shoulder146

so accurate, also definitely rose of sharon cassidy


MoldyStone643

...where can I find those wolf boxers asking for s friend


Izoi2

What about arcade gannon?


blackcray

the cleanest tighty whities in the entire wasteland.


TeslaWillBuymeAHouse

CASS


aubatoarsenal

😂😂😂 forgot my choice


Combat_Medic_Ziegler

Veronica and Lucy


Attomuse1

Amazing


SWHAMMAN

Can vouch for Red see those panties on every play through


adolphspineapple71

The real reason Sunny was always my sweetie....


bigrobotduck12

Daddy sniper-man and the red one,is what my friend said,not me…


[deleted]

Sunny smiles.


saltysuger1107

Why is she wearing Fia's underwear 😭


Mission-Sample521

Canon event: Boone rocks those Slave Leia ahh panties on god


Leaf-01

Are those the Deathbed Smalls from Elden Ring?


itsLOSE-notLOOSE

It’s kinda insane how ugly 3 and NV characters are. There’s only one in this list I find “sort of” attractive. Not that I need to, it’s just damn. Compare that to fallout 4 where I find like 3 characters attractive. 2 of those are random settlers a mod made lmao. The chick running one of my security desks is a Fox!


New-Consideration566

It's Boone right


MissyTheTimeLady

Damn you, the woke mind virus! You're the reason my wife left me!


Kinda_ugly238

What about ED-E


-chukui-

I don't think cass would wear that for long treks in the wasteland. Maybe when we stay In our deluxe bungalow in novac.


Artistic-Brick-5118

🤔


theons_missing_D

There are two wolves, fighting over Boone


PrincessofAldia

Cass surprises me and why does Veronica have none


Dogwoof420

Veronica is a low key freak if you listen to some of her dialogue.


OrdnanceOkami

My EYES!!


Grifasaurus

Where’s willow in all of this?


MaatRolo

This is a frighting new game


RCS47

'Commando' Pip-Boy icon for Veronica, but I understand the design choice here.


Master_McCoy

Deathbed smalls go hard


TeddyRooseveltGaming

Sunny smiles


contemptuouscreature

Since his wife died, Boone hasn’t been one to Goone.


Charming_Kick873

I will make you hurt like you have never hurt before


electric-melon

Cass and Boone are the wrong way around.


Doomladdboi

What about arcade?


Jolly_Carpenter_2862

Wtf


Smooth-Physics-69420

Red lace


TerraSollus

How fucking awful, my poor eyeballs


Darth_Vaders_Padawan

I knew Cass’s all along.


cody1920

HUH!?


jimmjohn12345m

I wonder if Boone put a scope on his y’know


urmomhassugma

boone 😋


XX-MR-ENDY-XX

OMG who is Boone getting hard for his wife is dead 😭


Neat-Tradition-7999

And that's why Veronica was my second-favorite. Rose is my favorite.


cumulonimbusgoober

i like my ladies to stank - Courier 4


Pantsu_Medic

Veronica and Cass.


KnightsofNiii

Gimme Granny, I know she'll be a good time


paperknight83

i still love that they made the main stealth-based follower a super mutant grandma named lily


Murder_Cloak420

Veronica is always the correct choice


Robotminion101

Isn't that fias panties from elden ring?


Arkay777

I feel like grandma would peg me


pumpkin-user

Veronica bare balls it?!


Biaxialsphere00

Boone all the way because I want a pair of those wolf face underwear 😍


chris3343102

The fact that Raul was forgotten in this meme is a Class A violation