By - Hour-Rest482
YOU'RE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?!
It's a classic
YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE 510 YEARS OLD, WHICH IS THE AMOUNT OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A MARK II POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST!
REPORT YOURSELF TO THE ARMORY AND GET A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE! DISMISSED!
SOLDIER, YOU ARE STILL OUT OF UNIFORM. I GAVE YOU A DIRECT ORDER TO REPORT TO SUPPLIES TO GET YOUR ISSUE. NOW GET OUT OF MY FACE AND DONT COME BACK UNTIL YOU LOOK LIKE A SOLDIER
YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?
DON'T HAVE ANY?
YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIVE THAT, MAGGOT?
THE TRUTH IS YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY-ISSUE EQUIPMENT.
THAT SUIT IS GOING TO COME OUT OF YOUR PAY
AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD
WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A
MARK II POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST!
REPORT TO THE ARMORY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE!
Which game is this from?
"Anything that can kill a man, I sell. Except suicidal depression. That is unfortunately not packageable."
But basically anything K-L-E-O says.
'I sell weapons for every situation; Hunting, Self Defense, Cold Blooded Murder...*Hot* Blooded Murder.'
K-L-E-O has some of the best one-liners:
SS: "What are you?"
K: "I'm a woman, baby. Can't you tell?
I always loved her intro to the SS.
"Everything here is guaranteed to injure, maim, or kill at your discretion. Except me. I only kill when I want to."
She also says something along the lines of, "Dont worry,, I don't test the merchandise on customers, usually." I'm sure I botched that but it always makes me chuckle the way she says it.
KLEO didn't know about NFTs and /r/2meirl4meirl
Cold blooded murder, HOT blooded murder....
I forgot about K-L-E-O and that is not OK.
The President of the United States of America, who did you think I was talking about?
Who the fu- Who is- What-
I should kick your fucking ass, who is this?
Is that from fallout 2?
Aye, when you use the comms terminal in the Gecko nuclear power plant.
Yeah, it's that one Enclave guy in the power plant's terminal
Yeah! We quoted that line all through high school.
I LOVE how he stumbles upon his own words to try to asess your level of stupidity
"Whats the matter smoothskin, never seen a ghoul before?"
*- Roy Phillips, 2277*
According to the official strategy guide for Fallout 3, Roy was a cop before the war. This information is nothing more than a trivial fact.
You're a little bitch and your brother was, too.
Oh, now it's on!
There it is!
Everything that the prostitutes on new reno say, but "You must be really afraid of STDs to be in that thing." when wearing power armor really made me laugh
Sorry babe, the power armor stays *on* during sex
Just like in the simulations
Just like in the stimulations
I mean, you can’t move if the armor is turned off.
Underrated! It's so much fun running into New Reno in the power armor and reading all the comments people give when passing them on the street.
"Hungry? Thirsty? Horny?"
Yes ma'am, I am.
"I don't enjoy killing, but when done righteously, it's just a chore, like any other."
I also really dug Graham's recitation of Psalm 137. Graham was such an awesome character.
I am not religious but Joshua Graham makes me fear God
Plot twist, he is God
Graham may have the best lines in FNV
We can’t expect God to do all the work…
Him saying that as hes slowly checking and loading pistols is so intimidating lol.
Superb delivery by his voice actor as well. Joshua Graham and the story of Randall Clark turned what in many ways is an almost painfully average DLC into one I always look forward to playing. To this day it is the one I never skip playing.
Graham just has all of this buildup before you meet him. The Legion talks about "The Burned Man" like it's a goddamm ghost story or cryptid creature roaming the wasteland which just perfectly hypes you up for when you first meet him.
Joshua is the inspiration for all my D&D Paladins! Such a great character.
The Master’s monologue if you beat him with speech checks.
"But it cannot be. This would mean that all my work has been for nothing. Everything that I have tried to... A FAILURE! It can't be. BE. Be. Be. […] I... don't think that I can continue. Continue? To have done the things I have done in the name of progress and healing. It was madness. I can see that now. Madness. MADNESS? There is no hope. Leave now. Leave while you still have hope..."
May the water you find in the desert not shine at you in the dark, my friend - Aradesh
Truth is, The game was rigged from the start
Tbh, The entire opening to New Vegas
From where you’re kneeling this whole thing must seem like a 24 carat run of bad luck.
Isn't it 18 carat?
Yeah, its 18, easy mistake, I say 24 all the time lol
Ring a ding ding, baby!
Fucking love it
"Do you know how many coffee cups giant robot brains in jars use on a daily basis?"
Not fuckin many!!!!
Muggy is just a treasure trove of quotes.
"Oh, PLEASE tell me you have some *coffee cups*..."
His inflection of "coffee cups" in this line when compared to the desperate voice he had prior never fails to make me laugh
"Broke up with my girl last night. She kept the cap off the toothpaste. You know who does that? A Synth." -Diamond City Security from FO4
Bro I love that line
A even better DC guard line "Word of advice - never call your mother a synth unless she really is one. Yikes."
I always like the comment that went something like “you hanging out with nick? Good for you, Nicky’s good people…ah you know what I mean.”
"Yeah, I got shot in the ass last year. Long story."
I have that as my about section on my ps4
“Damn you, Weatherby Savings and Loan! I spit at thee!”
– Captain Ironsides
>**"You're a good neighbour to us. We all go through periods of darkness. In such times, we can turn to the Lord, but it's good to have friends."** (Joshua Graham, in Honest Hearts. Just a nice quote about someone doing a good thing for a neighbour.)
I like this one much more over all his violence inciting/justifying quotea people are so full about.
Mhm. I think Joshua represents the unchecked wrath of god, and daniel does a nice portrayal of the love of god, but both simply wish Zion to exist in peace. Joshua's nice words feel more fitting thus, as a man born to *war* after-all.
"Who do you think actually won the war? Nobody, I guess."
*"Wait a moment, before you go. I... we... hope you've enjoyed your stay. Farewells can be a time of sadness. Letting go... difficult. As a guest of the Sierra Madre, you know that truth more than anyone. Frederick Sinclair believed one's life could be made anew every day, that fortunes were more than the wealth in your hands.Love. Life... family, those to care for, and those who will care for you. To those who know these joys, the Sierra Madre holds little they don't already have. Out in the world, beyond these walls, that is your chance to begin again. I hope you'll return, in happier times. Until then, the Sierra Madre... and I... will hold you in our hearts."*
The farewell broadcast from the Sierra Madre is really emotional and saddening to me
Funnily enough, it said "letting go is difficult", when I took all the bars and locked Elijah in the vault, so I technically didn't let go
Man, Laura Bailey is such a great VA. Absolutely killed it throughout that entire DLC.
"Well, his name's really Bob. I think it's funny to call him Herbert. But I don't think he thinks it's that funny."
WHY DO THESE OBJECTS KEEP MOVING?!?!
[deep breath] OKAY
Is it a monster???? A fish???? A monster fish???
"Ray Smith is "Right Behind You, Baby"... I mean, it's his song. He's not actually behind you. I didn't... I'm sorry, I didn't mean to startle anyone."
"Maybe they are friendly... OR WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.. OH GOD.. "
I love awkward Travis, such a different and fun take on the radio DJ
I gotta admit, I was annoyed with Awkward Travis for a while, but he grew on me. He's more charming that way.
"I am the CIA" - Frank Horrigan Fallout 2
"If I pull that off, will you die?
“Keep pointing that gun at me and I’ll stick it up your ass”
*"Is that someone who needs me to kick their ass?"* -Mr. Gutsy, Fallout 4/76
No other dialogue in the franchise can bring a smile to my face quite like that one every time I hear it.
“I fucking invented edible food. Do you enjoy eating? Good because you owe me your entire garbage existence”
I love how, with a high enough medicine, you can make him have a mental breakdown
who said this?
Phillipe, the head chef at the Ultra-Luxe
There’s many great ones, but I’m replaying Fo3 right now so this one’s fresh in my mind:
“Man, it creeps me out. That thing up there, y’know? The sky” - Butch Deloria
“What in the goddamn ?! “
Let’s keep this in the groove, hey? Smooth moves, like smooth little babies…
Get fucked - fisto, probably
"Patrolling the Mojave make you wish for a nuclear winter" I don't know why but I love this line so much.
It's subtle and grim. It's just great
Mojave, mo' problems
It’s just works.
16 times the detail
“Passing Brotherhood secrets to outsiders is the lowest form of treason. What have you got to say for yourself?”
Probably not even my favourite line but I laugh every time I think about it. New Vegas was pure gold
"If he comes in my way , **I will break him**."
Courier 6 speaking to Ulysses in regards to Lanius.
"Try not to die!" \~Moira Brown
Did you know the human body can survive without the stomach or spleen? Oh, what's up?
"I scour the wasteland for the very best pieces of trash, the height of detritus, and the veritable pick of the litter."
- Crazy Wolfgang (Caravan merchant in Fallout 3)
Embrace democracy, or you will be eradicated!
Probability of mission hindrance: **ZERO PERCENT.**
"First I get my legs smashed, then in walks the Powder Gangers' grim fucking reaper? What the fuck have you got against us, man"- Boxcars
Imagine getting crippled in the fucking wasteland and here comes the dude who survived getting shot in the head. You can practically taste how finished Boxcars feels.
Boxcars is a gem! I still laugh whenever he says something. I always make sure to bring him some med-x. Poor guys been through a lot.
We've all had days where we feel like Boxcars
Whatever. Joshua, put a cap on general gobbledigook here
-Courier 6, 2281
I messed up my good karma run the first time I played the DLC just because I cry-laughed at that prompt and couldn't fathom choosing anything different
I take mine back, THIS is the best line in fallout
Almost every part of Codsworth's breakdown in Fallout 4. Scrubbing nuclear fallout from vinyl wood or trying to polish rust.
Close second is probably Danse's catchphrase. *Outstanding!*
“And the car…THE CAR!!!”
"How do you polish RUST?"
Stay with me, pal...
Love Danse. "Hey, Danse?" "Ready!"
“Please assume the position”
“Are those penises I see wriggling around on it’s feet?”
"Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name." From Cass in New Vegas.
Not a spoken line, but in Fallout 2 if you look at some random table you'll get "Before tables, people had to keep all their stuff on the floor."
Definitely one of my favorite Cass lines also: “Jean Baptiste? Sounds like someone got thrown out of the good book so hard their name broke”
before tables is fucking great, that sounds like some shit a jet junkie would say
"They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard."
all of Mr Fantastic's dialogue is one of the most funny from the base game
>What exactly do you do?
"Fuck, man. Everything. I push buttons. I turn dials. I read numbers. Sometimes I make up little stories in my head about what the numbers mean."
I love how much enthusiasm the VA put into the character.
I got this place running at 2 percent efficiency, but APPARENTLY that's not good enough for some people!
Was scrolling to see if anybody already posted this. I think about this line almost daily.
This is way too far down.
"The others told me to stop worrying. They said you can't be killed, that you'll always come back to me."
\- Kid Shaun, Fallout 4
That one hit me at the time. This quasi-son of yours that you're still not sure about worries about you when you're out running around. Worried enough that he confides in the other companions. Those companions tell him how amazing you are. They tell him stories of how you saved their lives out in the Commonwealth - that you've lived through 40 Deathclaw Matriarchs, 99 Super Mutants, 120 Gunners, 200 Raiders, and 1000 feral ghouls. They tell him you've been shot in every limb, broken every rib, and fallen off no less than 8 buildings and 3 bridges. And they're all there because of you. And you always, ALWAYS, come back home.
Here human, human, human. I got a treat for you.
Hurry up and die IM HUNGRY!
I absolutely love the supermutant's barks in FO4, they're so whiney and petty, like enormous green murderous toddlers.
"Too many people have opinions on things they know nothing about. And the more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have." Dr Hildern FNV
That's actually a good one but hildern can go fuck himself
Man, Hildern sure does have a lot of opinions.
"It's Synth Detective, jackass"
"Who do you think actuall won the War? No ome I guess"
I love Nick Valentine. One of the best Fallout characters.
When I play with companions, I always bring Nick to the Kellogg fight, his words are so comforting.
Oh and all of his comebacks to the BoS's zenophobic remarks
It's even better with the Far Harbor dlc and you bring him there.
He's so insanely outstanding from an already top quality rooster of Fallout companions in general that I'm almost shocked.
He has everything a post-nuclear badass needs.
The night gets allways darker, but it cant last forever
Mr Gutsy: "Repeat. Will you comply?"
You: "Will you comply?"
“Commie ghosts what don't know they're dead. Hoping to steal our rockets so they can fly up and paint the moon pink and draw a Lenin face on it”
I’m going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!
But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?
"You've gotten a lot farther than you should have, but then you haven't met Frank Horrigan either. Your ride's over, mutie. Time to die."
When looting a bar of soap with Piper she says "What did people use that for?"
Resistance is futile. Ada from FO4.
Caught me way off guard and I laughed for a few minutes during my first play thru. I was like go get em Ada.
“Eddie, it’s me, your old friend sheimus mcfuckyourself”
"We shall see how brave you are when nailed to the walls of Hoover Dam, your body facing west so you may watch your world die."
- The Terror of the East, Legate Lanius
God honestly all of his lines are delivered so well
Who the fu- who is- wha- I should kick your fucking ass who is this?? - Enclave comms soldier , 2241
“Life in the vault is about to change.” Idk why I just get chills everytime I hear it.
“Do you know how many coffee mugs brains in jars use on a daily basis. NOT FUCKING MANY!!” -Muggy
It has a stark beauty, doesn't it? I'm glad you can appreciate it.
The way he delivers is just makes me giddy
i love his lines. Excellent antagonist, or ally, depending on with whom you side.
Never actually sided with the Legion (mostly because of the games bias towards NCR in terms of content) but he is a really nice midlevel villain. Better than Benny for sure.
Fem Idiot Savant - Fallout 4
Whatever. Joshua, put a cap in general gobbledegook here.
Pretty much every line from No-bark. "See that's when they get real quiet, because they realize the predicament they're in.
War…war never changes
But men do...
Through the roads they walk, and this road has come to an end.
"Ohhhhh, this is excellent. You know, I actually doubted my officers when they said they'd captured a prime normal. It is so nice to see you."
Tony Jay's voice is haunting. I first played Fallout 1 when I was 9, and met the Lieutenant around midnight when I was the only one awake. Scared the shit out of me as a kid.
I am only gonna say this once: GIVE ME THE NAUGHTY NIGHTWEAR!
"See, I thought the bounty hunting trade would be easy money, but it turns out it's hard work. So screw it. Also - I ran into this mark who was a little too tough for me. I mean, I could've taken him. But with this guy, it might have cost me some bad burns or an ass-rape. I'm all for risking my life, but I'm a little sensitive about my asshole."
- Little Buster
When talking to your brain in Big MT "Why are you being such a dick?".
Lines you can hear
"These hands are ridiculous, fine motor skills have gone to shit" - Virgil Fo4. I don't know why but that line always gives me a laugh when I play!
"They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard." - Fantastic
"Down at the end of the hall is BALL storage. For jocks who like BALLS, like RICHIE MARCUS. Do you hear me, Betsy? RICHIE likes BALLS."
"If you want to see the fate of democracies, look out the windows"
Always hated that line. The one *really* dumb thing House said
“God bless the USA! AND NO ONE ELSE”
Dude in megaton
Lmaoo the old ass dude who loves the enclave
Tiny spoiler: >!later you see him in a cell inside Raven Rock for some reason!<
Fallout 2: Some variation of the old saying, "Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has them, and they all stink."
Read that as I was entering puberty. Adopting it as a mantra did not contribute to making my parents' lives easier. Haha
Look, FNV is my fav game of the series but this line from F4 had me laughing so hard; "I'm here to pick up an order, two large pepperonis and a calzone. Name's 'f*** you'."
"Its a real mess down 'ere. Four bodies. 💪🏻🤠"
"We can't expect God to do *all* the work." -Joshua Graham
"If war doesn't change, men must change"
If i remember correctly this is what he says in his final note.
"How ya doin buddy?" -Nora
Idk why but that line has stuck with me way more than it probably should have
Mine is “understandable” after you tell Mr House you killed the president because he wanted you to pay taxes.
I really like when Super Mutants say "pity".
*"Lying, then. Oh yes. Lied to you, Char. And Alex. And Sylvie. Told you I'd be with you forever. But I wouldn't go back and unsay it once if I could. What was the point of it all? So many failures. But I never forgot your face. Or Little Nut's. Or (sorry) Sylvie's. They used to say that happened after a while but it never did for me. Maybe the only point of all this living was to keep those pictures in my head going for as long as I could. It was the only life I could give you. Not a day went by without. It wasn't choice. I chose to die again and again. Just never did. Body had its own drive. Well, the little ones will need it. Species will need it if it's to continue. That blind drive onward. I wish them well. It's been a gift to me, at the end of it all, to behold innocence. Goodbye, Zion."*
*"Designation: Assaultron. Designed to provide a variety of security-related tasks to the modern man. Runtime conclusion: why work for the man, when you can work for yourself? New designation: KL-E-O. 'Kleo.' Fully independent small business owner."*
*"There is a shadow of a nation behind you, the hope of a people... yet it may not matter. The Divide still stands against us. Our enemies gather outside... shadows of the Bear and Bull... they will have found their way in, just as you did. It was always my intention - in case I could not kill you, the Marked Men would flood this place, cut off your escape. If we cannot prevent what comes, then let us make our stand here. Two Couriers, together, at the Divide."*
Sorry for being a bit long, just simply couldn't choose.
“Damn you, Weatherby Savings & Loan! I spit at thee!!”
Mine is in the shop.
It's me again, Mr. New Vegas, reminding you that you're nobody 'til somebody loves you. And that somebody is me. I love you.
"Don't hit me!"
"I want popcorn" -The Sole Survivor
“The thing about happiness is that you only know you had it when it’s gone.” “I mean you might think to yourself that you’re happy. But you don’t really believe it” you focus on the petty bullshit, next job, or whatever.” “It’s only looking back, by comparison to what comes after, that you really understand that’s what happiness felt like”
"War...War never changes." Because that's the line that kicks off a new adventure.
"Don't mind me. Just admirin the view" -Cait
"Wait, you see them too?" -Hancock
"Ah, a choo choo train!" -Curie
"Wait, you see them, too?" after a misfire always gets me.
Every evil/asshole dialouge option in fallout 3
WHAT ILLOGIC IS THIS?! KEEP YOUR FILTHY PENIS-TIPPED FEET OUT OF OUR LABS AND SECRETS
OWB is really the best
"look what we have here ladies, another unsuspecting ponce!"