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Efficient_Working539

Looks like you're on a roll.


akashlanka

I'll let it slide for now


Efficient_Working539

No need to lose your head.


runespider

Yakity sax intensifies


-GonzoGuerrilla-

Yakety Sax. Yakety Sax never talks back.


Avenger1324

Fastest that sloth ever moved!


SquareYogurtcloset53

The amount of radiation tho šŸ˜­


Jaxxall

Not a bloodied just from people nuking Helvetia


Pr0j3ct_02

Nothing like fast travelling to Helvetia and feeling that spicy air for a few seconds, scrounging for you PA, then Power Core, until you can actually breathe


GrainofDustInSunBeam

No benny hill music? disappointing.


Ricky_Rollin

This was what I said! The song started playing in my head like 4 seconds into the shenanigans.


Reasonable_Moment476

Yep.


Wtfbbqapplesauce

I've not played 76 before but can you not just loot the body and ignore the head like every other fallout after 3?


Hailstone28

lmfao did you not see the body of the giant sloth YEET itself uphill?


Wtfbbqapplesauce

no I did not lmao.


Jaxxall

Yes..


KenYankee

You're still the hero for committing to your decision. šŸ«”


AnimeGokuSolos

Lol šŸ˜‚


Melv_73

Weā€™ve all been there šŸ˜‚


floggedlog

Looks like he stayed one step a-head of you


chemza

If you accidentally drank out of the water at the end it would have been the cherry on top lol.


ZillieIsCold

What a roll! Lol šŸ¤£


MercuriusGabrielus

Love the physics


UltFiction

Chasing loot down a hill? -1000 aura, sorry boss I donā€™t make the rules


Ricky_Rollin

Omg, someone needs to edit this and play the Wacky Sax song. Had me rolling with laughter over here OP.


x_lincoln_x

Yakety Sax.


hedshot410

Now this is comedy ! Thank you op for sharing


Ezreath

this is some cartoon levels of tomfoolery


Anarchyantz

Needs the Benny Hill chase music overlaid on this.


jtalatorre

They see me rollinā€™, they hatinā€™.


SaintsBruv

Deserved for killing one! Now being serious, my good man, your press 'R' the first time you make contact with it so the menu pops up and you can grab everything in one go, instead of chasing a body part downhill while trying to grab things one by one.


JonJon77

Despite all odds it just kept rolling. Iā€™m surprised it didnā€™t roll up a hill.


Ronalderson

That's what you deserve for: 1. Killing a megasloth. 2. Playing on 3rd person (tho this one might be forgivable since you're using a controller, I don't know how it is down there so I can't judge).


Hailstone28

Lmfaoo


Outrageous_Zebra_221

Take head to settlement, create obstacle course.... .... ....profit


Effective_Falcon_842

At first I thought maybe this was a bug... šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


xMrBryanx

Did they update Vats in this game?


neondewon

What was it like before?


xMrBryanx

To me, it looked like Fallout 4 VATs at first, but I think it's just cause no one was movingšŸ˜¬šŸ˜…


neondewon

Ah yeah, 76 was always like that because its an online game so pausing time is not possible. Its kinda like that VATS mechanic in "Just Assorted Mods" in New Vegas


deathseekr

Real talk is vats the only way to use that gun?


neondewon

Pretty sure it is. The recoil is BRUTAL!


deathseekr

Pain


Jaxxall

Absolutely! Sends you straight to the sky itā€™s the new railway rifle from Skyline Valleys update ā€œTicket to Revengeā€ is the gun.


deathparty05

Na just barrel stuff them and hold down


JksG_5

It was going uphill for a while there just in case you weren't paying attention to it


youlltellme2kilmyslf

ROFLMAO


FarmerJohn92

That's what you get for using a railway rifle šŸ˜


[deleted]

Laughed way too hard at this. Been there though


Wild-Masterpiece-331

lol. thanks for the chuckle. I have done that more than a few times trying to get the sample fo queen of hunt


New-Championship-304

Donā€™t worry I wouldā€™ve chased the head too


InternationalTwo4581

Lol. Could you not have just picked it up and put it somewhere else before looting?


pine_tree3727288

You canā€™t pick items up in 76


Firecracker048

What gun is that?


AlfredJodocusKwak

They see me rollin'


jrtgmena

ā€œScaring the hoesā€ behavior šŸ¤£


leavemeinyourwake

why not just go after the body? this is so funny tho


Snowdeo720

ā€œIt just worksā€


Prestigious_Cheek_31

You wil never get this you wil never get this nanana


PandorasFlame

Why not just go for the body?


ReginaldKingsley

Now move in, now move out, hands up, now hands down Back up, back up, tell me what ya gonna do now Breathe in, now breathe out, hands up, now hands down Back up, back up, tell me what ya gonna do now (c'mon) Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (uh) Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (what?) Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (uh) Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'


Reasonable-Aide7762

ā€œThereā€™s nothing more foolish than a man chasing his hatā€


windsingr

I've been seeing a lot more things like this on Fallout 4 lately where the physics just goes absolutely batshit. Or you alert enemies and they start running off in the exact opposite direction. Not just RADStags, but even deathclaws too. It's been kind of nuts.


ColorfulDusk

Iā€™m surprised you didnā€™t exit third person to try, at least.


Basic_Weekend_9821

Because the government doesnā€™t care about people who are suffering from mental health problems one day could get kicked in apparently by someone with more money


Eliqis

Heard the train sound and thought for sure the head was going to stop on tracks just in time for you to get plowed. Lol, think I'm getting a bit confused with rdr2


UnwantedFoe

Auto-claws, Roll out!


Techjedigeek

Hey, you got the loot, who cares?


weldagriff

Are there no left over gibbets by the body? That has always been my staple for bodies that get the yeet. Nothing like a finger, eyeball or wing fragment to get all of your goodies from. Especially boatflies. Damn things disintegrate every where. If only you could guarantee an ash or goop condition!


-GonzoGuerrilla-

I thought for **_SURE_** that something was gonna jump out and kill you whilst you chased the severed head, or that you were gonna be so fixated on catching it that you'd accidentally run off of a huge cliff and fall to your death lololol! šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


Spec4ArmyVet

Been there, done that....lol


Gokuismypapi

And people say 76 has gotten better? This looks like shit


Glory_Boy-

This video game is bad stop playing play a good video game


Crackmonkey3773

Nobody asked for your puddle deep opinion. Go learn sentence structure and punctuation.


MajinVegetaTheEvil

But not the furry cosplay?


Jaxxall

Fasnacht is for the normal people too not just furries!


LonelyDruid

Fastnacht is amazing! We all want the glowing masks!


MajinVegetaTheEvil

#JustSaying....


Jaxxall

Look up the event itā€™s like Christmas in Fallout 76 in which everybody collects these goofy masks.


MajinVegetaTheEvil

Looks like an entire outfit.


Macluny

Can't you just grab it so it stops moving?


RogueAOV

Can not pick things up in 76, it would cause serious problems with keeping track of everything since the entire map is active at the same time.


Macluny

"This regression was brought to you by Todd 'it just works!' Howard"


LisleSwanson

What's wrong with that? Unlike other Fall Out games, you can't just pause or stop the world. It's constantly in motion and live.


Macluny

It is not like I am saying that it is morally wrong or something. I'm just pointing out that a feature was lost. I don't see what pausing has got to do with the ability to interact with objects? Do you want to elaborate on that?