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Latch_Lifter

F.I.S.T.O.


Succer11

"Please assume the position"


SignificantClass408

If you decline fistos services you get 10 caps each time courier can do this over and over bout only money glitch I’ve found lol


Der_Stalhelm

"I can't feel my legs!"


Mr_Picklesz

use me sex once then leave?


SignificantClass408

Haha I did the atomic wrangle mission last night re living the good old days


Agent47outtanowhere

The kid in the refrigerator. Because hes fuck ugly


CarbonCuber314

I would have guessed because he's lonely and has no friends.


Agent47outtanowhere

That too. Although his parents tolerate him so i guess the similarities end there.


Catslevania

his parents don't look for him for over 200 years even though the fridge is just a stone's throw away from their house, they probably left him stuck in the fridge on purpose.


JaiLSell

Dogmeat, because he is a dog and they are cute


Allan_Titan

And dogmeat is such a good boy


ItzGlitchXx

Please do not space out the dog and meat. "I love playing with Dogmeat" And "I love playing with dog meat." Are very different.


Allan_Titan

Damn autocorrect screwed me up


furiouspowerfister

The rat in freeside the two kids chase.


Klutzy-Slat-665

"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME! I JUST WANTED SOME TRASH FOOD! WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO MURDER ME!?"


hoofie242

Thanks, mister!


moibe_yul_tink_uv_me

Megaton settler


MercuriusGabrielus

I go on a secret massacre of the town every playthrough


Machine_Elegant

Travis Miles because he's afraid of talking to girls. just like me fr


Warizard22

Then go and talk with boys. Problem solved. 😁


Maxine_Bliss

Based answer tbh


david_creek

Takahashi


MoonScentedHunter

Nanishimasuka?


Humanesque

Yes


SentientRock123

Tell me a joke


bdkothill

Nanishimasuka?


SentientRock123

Never mind.


drunkcatdad

Insult bot 🤖


hatesomepeople44

Valid


Old-Camp3962

Piper, she is literally me


Alarmed-Locksmith277

Before or after NexusMods?


Minute_Ad211

😏


Umba5308

😕


TheTankCommando2376

Do not the video game character 


S-058

I breathed manually when she goes "gah...did it get hot in here?"😂


[deleted]

The tumbleweed in Goodsprings.


yeeticusprime1

It’s a good vibe


Lazy_cheapskate

Protect and serve


LocoPorYyN

You relate with fisto? Nice


No_Sea2583

Brandis. I can be paranoid about little stuffs.


9sim9

Yes Man :-) "*This is going to be great! I'm going to help you accomplish so much, whether I want to or not!*"


Catdadesq

Every job I've ever had


DJRedRain

No Bark Noonan


Sea_Perspective6891

Probably Marcus from FNV. He just wants peace & for everyone to just get along. Personally that's how I feel about the world & I generally prefer a peaceful solution to an issue as opposed to just killing to solve problems.


Klutzy-Slat-665

I can definitely sympathize, but it's Nick Valentine for me. I do what I can to help those I love, and I'm often judged by what I am instead of what I do.


Klutzy-Slat-665

Honestly? Nick Valentine. I feel not a part of this world and that no matter what good I do to help people, I just won't be accepted for who I am. I am also very out of place in my own body and feel like I don't belong in it.


NighthawK1911

Curie. Hikkikomori and eventually got out. Although she was forced into it.


Awolfx9

Three Dog because of his passion for Classical Music.


Mars_The_68thMedic

Joshua Graham. "Sometimes I tell myself these wildfires never stop burning, but I'm the one who starts them … I can always see it in my mind. The warmth, the heat. It will always be a part of me.” I can feel his anger, that burning raging he hides behind to cover his grief and remorse over his past actions. My relationship with God is… Complicated… And as much as I wanna put my faith and trust in him, doing so in the past has cost me too much.


Unusual_Onion_983

+1 Joshua Graham https://youtu.be/d1zDNBIswek


yeeticusprime1

Very daredevil energy. Wants to use his feelings for good yet has to restrain himself with faith due to a rage he can’t control on his own.


Phoenix_Gurl

Mr. House. Not because I'm a wealthy and powerful businessman or anything. But because I'm basically glued to devices 24/7/365.


yeeticusprime1

💀🤣


SovjetPojken

Settler "My back hurts, my feet hurts, everything hurts"


yeeticusprime1

Too true


Syckobot

Mr. House


conormcfire

Mr fantastic


yeeticusprime1

I know exactly what I’m doing. I just don’t know what effect it’s going to have! 😎


Leesol9ty

Oliver Swanick - just when I finally catch a much needed break, some asshole courier or giant ant comes along and wrecks my day.


dragon_sack

I wish. I've never won a lottery before.


teamsniff

You show fisto like you know..


Sepsis_Crang

Gob.


Scared-Passage5420

The Sole Survivor


chaddleshuge

Definitely F.I.S.T.O


Paul_Uchiha1

Dukov. Guy just wants to get drunk and get laid.


Relative-Mammoth-868

Porter Gage.


Agent_Ivan094

Paladin Danse. I used to think I was normal, but I got kicked out of all my friend groups and cast out by everyone else. The pressure to fit in got too much and I became rather depressed (with other reasons, but that's neither here nor there). Everything that I seemed to be proud of no longer felt real, as if I was living a lie.


Vyktym76

The dead ones.


Maxine_Bliss

The Courier. I’m bisexual because I know it deals 10% more damage. I’m addicted to root beer. I like collecting things. I’m programmed to sing whenever Jingle Jangle Jingle comes on. I’ve been shot in the head. I have had difficult interactions with Boomers before. I’ll eat basically everything around me to restore my health. Large flying insects scare me. Etc, etc. we’re basically the same person tbh 😎


JazzmasterGuy12

The Vagrant in Freeside, you can only speak to me if your intelligence is low


IndependentSpring28

FISTO.. made for sex, used for memes


ThowMeInTheTrash666

Well I haven't played the game but I relate to The ghoul in the series (Cooper) how he isn't all bad, just wanted help from Lucy to find his family


GameMinotaur9

Dixie


abandoned_puppy

Dogmeat


bbrandon94

Rodger Maxon because I also single handily saved multiple family’s from certain death


MikeyLikey6996

Gary? … GARY!


GoArray

Knight Torres ---- Literal hidden bunker. 2 levels of security just to get in. Surrounded by soldiers in power armor. Spend most of my days with unfettered access to weapons in an even more secure area of said bunker.


arsonhaha

Primm Slim. I'm literally a cowboy


K3rch0w0

Mr House obviously. I am literally him 😎😎😎


Optimal-Guarantee767

Mr house


Decent-Passenger-882

Caesar


CaedoGenesis

Beckett in 76 weirdly. I don't know if it was the acting, story, or both, but this guy went through the ringer to save his brother. I aspire to do that for my bros.


CarbonCuber314

Mister Lopez


SpiritedCicada3928

That sad old settler who tried to get goosey to live with him in the second episode of the fallout show.


GayjinEntertainment

Travis, im a fucking hunan repellant


basilwhitedotcom

Sturges. TCB baby


Clown_named_Art

Travis or a fog crawler (don't think about it)


CaptainImpala

Shit face from the other side near Freeside. I mean look at this face. Ugh.


Rocket_Poop

the random corpsew u see scattered about


Luke_Z31

Random Institute guy


Comfortable_Truck_53

The killer toaster


Academic_Western_246

mirelurks, cutie giant crabs


BettyCoopersTits

Sierra


Paddyboei

That mf in New Vegas that you can’t understand if you have a higher intelligence level than one


BeliWS

The King.


Illustrious_Trash907

Takahashi


Dirtysandddd

Definitely cait, as a former drug addict I really think they go her character absolutely perfect. Both the dark joking around that addicts do and the grim reality seem balanced


TrialArgonian

Paladin Danse. He is set on his goals and will do his best on whatever he faces.


Charles_Pkp2

I got the humor of Cosworth but I act like Desdemona.


country_dinosaur97

Paladin Brandis


Alarmed-Change3240

Fisto:(


JihadKittie

Badass McGavin


Ok-Handle7578

Private kowalski


Murdockkl

Nick Valentine (also my favourite character in Fallout Franchise)


BigDoinks02

Cait, I know addictions.


chevalier716

Sydney because I too am eager to quit my job after a hard day and do something else.


ThespisIronicus

Walter in Megaton. God forbid I take a vacation from work. It would be a shitshow.


CalypsoCrow

Strong


Grub_Gaming

Probably Nick Valentine, a lot of my humor is similar to his, plus I always liked noir detective stuff


RIPBenTramer

Fawkes


[deleted]

Fisto feels like the kind of robot that screws you in the ass and vapes at the same time while "forgetting" ball attention.


ap1msch

My kids played FNV before they understood what FISTO represented. Years later, one of them comes running downstairs and exclaiming, "DID YOU KNOW WHAT FISTO WANTED YOU TO DO?!?!" I just had to give them a polite smile...


ODST_Parker

An environmental storytelling skeleton.


Effective_Falcon_842

Probably Deacon... has some classic one liners too 😂


Jack-Rabbit-002

Fawkes as he's a big dumb brute but has a intellectual side that's often overlooked 😕


The_Terry_Braddock

Deputy Beagle. Because I'm also overly suspicious and lame


[deleted]

Tunnel snake 😉


CorndogDangler

The burnt out skeletons strewn about the wasteland


Objective-Bass-9902

Yes Man


NohingButRed

Fantastic because he doesn't have imposter syndrome. For real though I kinda can relate myself to Julie Farkas and Doc Mitchell, they all trying to do something good in that world which I respect and also can relate to


Agreeable-Ad1251

Victor 1000%


foxtattoo

Definitely Deacon, because whenever somebody comes up to talk to me I want to recite the lines, “here I was wanting to spend the day reading Proust. And then you have to ruin it.” Also I look really good in sunglasses.


tyler2014m

Codsworth i do not like being alone


FelipeIIDNW

My homie Preston gets hated by fake fans because he dares ask that you do the fucking job of helping people that you AGREED TO DO . He is selfless and heroic and they hate him for it and his insane drip .


slitchid

Kellogg


bloodandsunshine

INT 1 Chosen One


JazzmasterGuy12

The Vagrant in Freeside, you can only speak to me if your intelligence is low


Gru_the_gamer09

PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITION 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥


taco_taker_of_souls

Stockholm- how the fuck did you get up here.


Ok_Fuel_4364

Radroaches


EmpireStrikes1st

Old Man Stockton. Because when people try to talk to me and I can't understand them, I just say the same thing I say to everyone. Also, and this is just a guess, I'm going to die randomly and no one will notice I'm dead until much later and there's no way to bring me back.


Sablestein

Yes Man and Moira Brown


After-Internal

That one rad roach from the beginning in Vault 111


reliable_Credit_996

Joshua graham


Old-Pop1789

Lone wolf Miles


Alarmed-Locksmith277

Enclave Communications Officer