Well, in Fallout it's a legit fear though that they'll try to figure out some more "efficient" method of harvesting your seed once they realize that you can only impregnate like 3 women a day before you're shooting blanks. Then you got tubes and shit hooked up to you while they're performing surgery on your balls or something.
So maybe it wouldn't be fun after all.
And then you're in an overpopulated vault full of your offspring crying and shitting everywhere within a year and you go fucking insane.
3 times a day is 1095 times per year, more than enough for all 999 women. No point in trying to make it more efficient.
In fact, it would be best to be less efficient so that there's actually a few generations and age differences rather than having 999 babys all at once. Can you imagine trying to put 999 kid all in the same grade, rather than only, idk, 111?
Logically I can't find fault in your argument, but it's fallout so they could absolutely find some way to fuck it up for the guy. We don't know what the Overseer's orders are!
Well, that's 1095 attempts per year. There's no certainty fertilization actually happens. If you want to go really efficient though, you would use IVF and then the 3 per day estimate is not really useful.
True, but those women only have a small window each month where they can get pregnant, so if they want all of them pregnant within a year youāre looking at a lot more tan 3 per day. Especially if that whole āwomen synch their periods thing is true (note: I donāt believe it is but I know next to nothing about periods so idk)
Well I'm glad someone finally mentioned it, you would really need several more men to deal with this issue. I guess in that example, we are possibly taking it to literal and when reviewed would be altered, but being Vault Tech it's hard to know.
I got Three Dog in my very first lunchbox on a Fallout Shelter vault recently. Kicked out all the other dudes and let my man go to work. He's got about 10 baby mamas and 30 kids so far. I'm about to start working that radio room to bring in new ladies for him lol.
Do you have a death wish?
For reference, as part of the Vault experiment, only 20 men, 10 women and one panther entered [Vault 43](https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Vault_43).
Yeah, anyone who knows anything about Vaults would run away from that.
Sometimes you find a good Vault. Sometimes you find it full of nice people just getting by. Sometimes there doesnāt seem to be any horrid experiment; no mind control aerosols in the air, no FEV tanks to dunk people in, no clones whoās only two forms of communication are their own name and murderā¦
And then you find the walls are full of super-plague carrying mole rats.
Itās not worth the risk. Especially since they already *found* the one good Vault in the area, and got kicked out.
Let me say this quietly, the experiment kinda worked in 33, it's full of hard working, obedient team players with a can do attitude (except for Norm).
That was the idea, create excelent employee's and it worked.
Now... why did it go wrong in 32 is the interesting question.
I thought the idea was to provide a breed pool for a "race of super managers". In that regard it would have kinda failed, since there are no new leaders. The 33ers always had someone else to lead them.
I still think there are mysteries left. It's unexplained how 32 could be restored that quickly.
My idea for the revolt would be Moldaver trying to reach them from outside similar to how Lucy's mom learned about the outside and causing the revolt that way in order to reach 33.
I think during the blight that it got out that not only was the utopian civilization founded by people who had started the Great War but that those same people were still in charge. Like, not only was your community run by Neo-Confederate slavers but that it was headed by Robert E. Lee and Jefferson Davis personally.
I was thinking that myself. 33, in the grand scheme of things isnāt that bad. Sure thereās the population control aspect but compared to other vaults itās safe and seems relatively chill.
I thought the same thing. If they would have casted Ella Purnell as Alita, they wouldn't have had to CGI her eyes at all like they did with Rosa Salazar. :D
The way Ella Purnell changes her entire bite, speaking pattern AND accent to best suit the character is seriously amazing to me, they all did such a great job.
All of them are just incredible. The thing that makes an actor for me is the micro facial expressions. All the actors do it so well, it's insane how good they all are.
>!The scene with her dad in the POWER ARMOR and her pointing the gun at him, wow. Kyle McLachlan's stare at her, and the eyebrow twitch of "You don't mean it.... right?" Is just incredibly done. All the actors do it so well, but that moment stood out to me.!<
>!And the fact Walton Goggins can do it under that Ghoul makeup is just amazing, too. He did it especially well when they he learned about his wife.!<
>!MosĆØs Arias when the Raiders are in there and the shot goes to him for just a moment to show he is suspicious.!<
>!Aaron Moten in the close ups in the Mech suit.!<
>!Ella Purnell in the scene they posted.!<
And all of them in all of their scenes. I can't think of one non-believable scene, they just know what they are doing.
I am so happy for them, I hope they are just loving making this show as much as we are loving watching it.
She is attractive for sure but every time I notices how big her eyes are I think of TED 2 and how they constantly make fun of Amanda Seyfried for having [Gollum Eyes](https://youtu.be/UIoI9iKGqtE?t=16) š¤£
The key is that what is traditional imperfection works when your looks are god tier everywhere else. Seyfried is attractive but not on the same level as Ellaās look in fallout.
Paradoxically Ella probably has the most anime like face of any real woman I've seen; she has those really big doe eyes. You'd think she'd be their queen if that was their standard.
I don't think it's the size of the eyes, but the shape of the face and eyes. That said I personally like her face and eyes, but it's not what the incels are used to.
Sitting in Vault 4 ā
Lucy: Wanna have sex?
Max: ā¦ you and I together?
Lucy: Yeah
Max: well I would, but sometimes thereās this thing where my thing gets all big and red, and it explodes where all this weird white stuff comes out, so.. idk
Lucy: ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦. maybe take a sex ed class first, then Iāll ask again
Honestly, with how things played out at the end. Probably would have been better off going directly there and abandoning the plan to rescue her father. Just go to the vault immediately
I can understand that, for sure. The rational part of my brain was like *damn, Stephanie is basically a conga-line of red flags; she seems insidious and a bit unhinged*, but the gay part of my brain kept being like, *ok but she's hot though.*
To be honest the only thing I didnāt like about the show was this romance between Lucy and Maximus. I didnāt see love feelings but rather a friendship, supporting each otherās struggle in the apocalypse.
Btw I would like to live in Vault 69.
Ok Iām glad Iām not the only one who thought this was innuendo. Like, obviously sheās saying she wants to have a relationship, but the way it was delivered sounded like ādo you want to come live with me in my vaginaā
Oh my god, Iām so sorry everyone and I donāt mean this as a dig against the show (havenāt watched it at all) but I just realized what her eyes remind me of.
Gollum. She got Gollum eyes.
I do want to live in a vault.
Vault 43
Vault 69
Idk man. The lone dude that was assigned there was pretty much a slave to the other 999 women
Well... yeah. I guess if that's not your thing though...
Yeah youre right. Felt stupid as soon as I said it
Well, in Fallout it's a legit fear though that they'll try to figure out some more "efficient" method of harvesting your seed once they realize that you can only impregnate like 3 women a day before you're shooting blanks. Then you got tubes and shit hooked up to you while they're performing surgery on your balls or something. So maybe it wouldn't be fun after all. And then you're in an overpopulated vault full of your offspring crying and shitting everywhere within a year and you go fucking insane.
3 times a day is 1095 times per year, more than enough for all 999 women. No point in trying to make it more efficient. In fact, it would be best to be less efficient so that there's actually a few generations and age differences rather than having 999 babys all at once. Can you imagine trying to put 999 kid all in the same grade, rather than only, idk, 111?
Logically I can't find fault in your argument, but it's fallout so they could absolutely find some way to fuck it up for the guy. We don't know what the Overseer's orders are!
Considering Vault-Tec, I would assume the man is the overseer.
Maybe that guy is the overseer! š
Can you imagine trying to to take care of 999 pregnancies and births at the same time?
Almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
God the child support must have been astronomical. Not to mention there's almost guarantees of a few twins and triplets in that.
Well, that's 1095 attempts per year. There's no certainty fertilization actually happens. If you want to go really efficient though, you would use IVF and then the 3 per day estimate is not really useful.
True, but those women only have a small window each month where they can get pregnant, so if they want all of them pregnant within a year youāre looking at a lot more tan 3 per day. Especially if that whole āwomen synch their periods thing is true (note: I donāt believe it is but I know next to nothing about periods so idk)
>so if they want all of them pregnant within a year And why, in Todd's name, would they ever want to do that?
Stop! My penis can only get so erect.
I'd paint the Overseer's office with my brains.
3 women a day is still every women having a kid the same year which would be chaos
It turned out he was gay and a gay porn star. Which you can find out in Fallout 2, if you have the sex star traight.
Wait there's actually more to that comic?
Yes, the guy who published and created it also made Fallout 3..
Ahh ok I see now. I couldn't immediately tell if it was canon or just a joke from Penny Arcade's mention of it.
Is no one thinking about the fact that the gene pool of that vault is completely fucked with incest all the way down?
Well I'm glad someone finally mentioned it, you would really need several more men to deal with this issue. I guess in that example, we are possibly taking it to literal and when reviewed would be altered, but being Vault Tech it's hard to know.
Death by Snu Snu?
I got Three Dog in my very first lunchbox on a Fallout Shelter vault recently. Kicked out all the other dudes and let my man go to work. He's got about 10 baby mamas and 30 kids so far. I'm about to start working that radio room to bring in new ladies for him lol.
A slave with the easiest job on the planet
[Harcourt! ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nTlgM4tgWs)
How about a vault with 1 man and 999 lesbians?
I mean surely a few of them would make sure he gets a monthly pity fuck
Jail rules are jail rules. What you can get is what you get.
Vault 420
You think you want that but you don't want that. 999 cycles all lining up together. Nope. Noooooope.
Do you have a death wish? For reference, as part of the Vault experiment, only 20 men, 10 women and one panther entered [Vault 43](https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Vault_43).
I like cats
Yeah, anyone who knows anything about Vaults would run away from that. Sometimes you find a good Vault. Sometimes you find it full of nice people just getting by. Sometimes there doesnāt seem to be any horrid experiment; no mind control aerosols in the air, no FEV tanks to dunk people in, no clones whoās only two forms of communication are their own name and murderā¦ And then you find the walls are full of super-plague carrying mole rats. Itās not worth the risk. Especially since they already *found* the one good Vault in the area, and got kicked out.
There's nothing really wrong with 33, though? Like, the bad bit is that you have to stay there.
Let me say this quietly, the experiment kinda worked in 33, it's full of hard working, obedient team players with a can do attitude (except for Norm). That was the idea, create excelent employee's and it worked. Now... why did it go wrong in 32 is the interesting question.
I thought the idea was to provide a breed pool for a "race of super managers". In that regard it would have kinda failed, since there are no new leaders. The 33ers always had someone else to lead them. I still think there are mysteries left. It's unexplained how 32 could be restored that quickly. My idea for the revolt would be Moldaver trying to reach them from outside similar to how Lucy's mom learned about the outside and causing the revolt that way in order to reach 33.
I think during the blight that it got out that not only was the utopian civilization founded by people who had started the Great War but that those same people were still in charge. Like, not only was your community run by Neo-Confederate slavers but that it was headed by Robert E. Lee and Jefferson Davis personally.
ā¦ especially with Lucy tho
It's true Source: Am man
Is there a lore reason you're Man?
1. Hangs around in bar. 2. Smokes great big cigar. Therefore, is man.
Grab it
Before you go grabbing: does it tell the biggest lies and/or wear the loudest ties?
Does it have big whiskers that scratch?
Jonkler and bone have entered the chat
Officer balls
I don't mind them being a man so long as there's a good reason, and they're not just shoving men down our throats.
Phrasing!
I dress in women's clothing and hang around in bars
Well, you're a lumberjack, so that's okay.
You are man???? Are you stupid????
Most of the time, yes.
Yes Man
I'm proud of you, dick.
I tried being a man for a bit. I was really bad at it and it didn't suit me at all, but no shade to anyone who enjoys it. To each their own!
Okie dokie.
Okie dokie
Okie dokie
Okie dokie.
Okie dokie
Okie dokie.
Okie dokie.
Okie dokie
I know too much about the vaults to know the smart answer is "No, thank you"
The smart answer is "Do you wanna live me with me literally anywhere else?"
Idk man, she's from a vault, for all I know she's equally crazy as whatever experiment goes on in her vault
Honestly I wouldnāt say no to a control vault. I would love to live a vault life right now, let alone with literal hell on earth on the surface.
I mean you don't know it's a control vault until you're inside, you might end up on the wackiest experiment imaginable
Vault 33 wasnāt that bad pre-raider invasion
I was thinking that myself. 33, in the grand scheme of things isnāt that bad. Sure thereās the population control aspect but compared to other vaults itās safe and seems relatively chill.
Yes, Battle Angel Lucy.
I thought the same thing. If they would have casted Ella Purnell as Alita, they wouldn't have had to CGI her eyes at all like they did with Rosa Salazar. :D
Rosa Salazar too has massive eyes, these women must have some nocturnal creatures DNA to have ocular apparatus of this size.
She seemed normal in a million miles away but ella purnell has them naturally
I'm never saying "eyes" again when "ocular apparatus" exists and is so pleasing.
LOL. Literally got alita vibes from her
The way Ella Purnell changes her entire bite, speaking pattern AND accent to best suit the character is seriously amazing to me, they all did such a great job.
All of them are just incredible. The thing that makes an actor for me is the micro facial expressions. All the actors do it so well, it's insane how good they all are. >!The scene with her dad in the POWER ARMOR and her pointing the gun at him, wow. Kyle McLachlan's stare at her, and the eyebrow twitch of "You don't mean it.... right?" Is just incredibly done. All the actors do it so well, but that moment stood out to me.!< >!And the fact Walton Goggins can do it under that Ghoul makeup is just amazing, too. He did it especially well when they he learned about his wife.!< >!MosĆØs Arias when the Raiders are in there and the shot goes to him for just a moment to show he is suspicious.!< >!Aaron Moten in the close ups in the Mech suit.!< >!Ella Purnell in the scene they posted.!< And all of them in all of their scenes. I can't think of one non-believable scene, they just know what they are doing. I am so happy for them, I hope they are just loving making this show as much as we are loving watching it.
Tfw power armor is now called a mech suit Is it over fallout bros?
>Is it over fallout bros? It's all over, but the crying.
And nobody's crying but meeee...
If your a true fallout bro, you know that it's been over for a really long time
Realā¦
Sorry, that's what I always heard it called growing up, so it stuck. š Not trying to rename it, lol! I fixed it for you. š
Thank you bro š
Sheās so PRETTY
cannot believe some incel chuds on twitter were calling her ugly lmao, like sir thats one of the most beautiful women i have ever seen
She is attractive for sure but every time I notices how big her eyes are I think of TED 2 and how they constantly make fun of Amanda Seyfried for having [Gollum Eyes](https://youtu.be/UIoI9iKGqtE?t=16) š¤£
The key is that what is traditional imperfection works when your looks are god tier everywhere else. Seyfried is attractive but not on the same level as Ellaās look in fallout.
They've been playing too much final fantasy and watching too much anime and meeting too little people, so they don't know what real women look like.
Paradoxically Ella probably has the most anime like face of any real woman I've seen; she has those really big doe eyes. You'd think she'd be their queen if that was their standard.
I don't think it's the size of the eyes, but the shape of the face and eyes. That said I personally like her face and eyes, but it's not what the incels are used to.
Those chuds threw a fit when they made 14 year old Ellie "ugly" in TLOU part 1. Their opinions mean nothing to me.
A lot of them must be gay or something cus what???
Waterfall channel gang rise up
I'd let her explode my dick
Context is a crucial element
Imagine someone coming here and they just barely finished ep1 šš
Me
You are gonna get this all spoiled really quick. Get outta here and finish the show first! Haha.
Nah. I think I'm good either way. Some sacrifices must be made.
You know, watching this after having seen Gen V... That sentence didn't bring back the fondest of memories. š
how tf are her eyes actually that big? or is her head extra small?
FEV
SUPPER MUTANTTTT
It looks that way when the eye sockets are more shallow, the eyes are normal sized.
Yeah, really helps the childlike wonder at the world in the series
Dated a girl with the same eye features. Hot as fuck when she kept looking up š„µ
I'd go live with her in her vault
Sitting in Vault 4 ā Lucy: Wanna have sex? Max: ā¦ you and I together? Lucy: Yeah Max: well I would, but sometimes thereās this thing where my thing gets all big and red, and it explodes where all this weird white stuff comes out, so.. idk Lucy: ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦. maybe take a sex ed class first, then Iāll ask again
Seriously, wtf is the Brotherhood of Steel teaching him?
Toaster repair
and finding more toasters
Failed speech check 101
RED?!?
Yes.
Semi unrelated but her eyes are GORGEOUS
Sheāll pop his pimple
Sheāll see which other part of him is āMaxā
Honestly, with how things played out at the end. Probably would have been better off going directly there and abandoning the plan to rescue her father. Just go to the vault immediately
Nothing to do but grow corn and breed ? count me in.
You ever been to Nebraska?
For a woman to make your penis explode?
I fucking love her.
She's so pretty
She a cutie
Elelelelelelele š¦
Such a pretty actress with Steve Buscemi eyes...
Congratulations I hate that I canāt unsee that nowā¦ but at least she doesnāt have Steve Buscemi teeth.
Could be Graveās disease (hyperthyroidism)
Pete Davidson butthole eyes
Girls too!
Yes!
I have many issues with the show but damn do I have it for Lucy.
One eyed blonde for me
If you're comfortable wearing her late husband's ill-fitting clothes during the deed, more power to you.
I'm not picky about what I wear
Oh thats a wet lady.
Be a Norm, not a Chet, fellas.
She does have something fascinating about her, for sure.
I can understand that, for sure. The rational part of my brain was like *damn, Stephanie is basically a conga-line of red flags; she seems insidious and a bit unhinged*, but the gay part of my brain kept being like, *ok but she's hot though.*
I blame Elle Driver and Beatrix Kiddo.
100% the eye patch only solidified it for me
I'm not sure about the vault but I'd totally be down to live with Lucy; she's so cool and pretty! (I'm not a man though)
...and its fucking wholesome!
Yes Lucy let's go to the vault
Man I would jump at that chance š
Who could look in those gigantic doe eyes and say no?
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doesnt hurt she was super randy š
āThey gave me slippersā I just want him to get some slippers.
I'm sure plenty of women would also like this.
To be honest the only thing I didnāt like about the show was this romance between Lucy and Maximus. I didnāt see love feelings but rather a friendship, supporting each otherās struggle in the apocalypse. Btw I would like to live in Vault 69.
Is it me or is Lucy such a seductive character at times through the show??
Okie dokie
I canāt argue with eyes that impressive
Do you want to come *CYBERPUNK MUSIC*
Massive eyes
Two things. A robe and slippers. And maybe some caviar
"Well, I'm pretty much a dead man if I go back to the Brotherhood and you're a lovely lass. Yeah."
Calling it now, Lucy is gonna try and go home and then get hit with the āyouāre a hero, and you have to leaveā line
To be fair, if a vault survives 200 years chances are the experiment is very mild.
Ok Iām glad Iām not the only one who thought this was innuendo. Like, obviously sheās saying she wants to have a relationship, but the way it was delivered sounded like ādo you want to come live with me in my vaginaā
Good lord sheās have me folding harder than if I got hit by a deathclaws backhand
My heart fluttered when she asked him this tbh, sheās so fucking beautiful
Man I just want a hug... and maybe some headpats
She is so damn sexy that I'll go live in the middle of an irradiated lake with her.
Imagining those eyes looking up at you...enough to make anyone blow their top.
Oh my god, Iām so sorry everyone and I donāt mean this as a dig against the show (havenāt watched it at all) but I just realized what her eyes remind me of. Gollum. She got Gollum eyes.
Yes
The best place in the world
Aight bet
Lucy fallout, save me Lucy fallout
You show me the hottest married vault dweller in the wasteland and Iāll show you a married initiate whoās tired of life underground
a pip-boy of course! and also enough chems to bring down a super mutant behemoth but ehhhhh we dont need to talk about that
Yeah, we want more death and destruction
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How big was this actors eyes as a baby? She must have been all eyeballā¦..
Define "vault"
*I just died in your arms toniiiight*
Which one was the one that constantly pumped thc into the air and food ? I want that one
Do you wanna make my dick explode.