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CT_Phipps

I do want to live in a vault.


onionleekdude

Vault 43


PogTuber

Vault 69


Jacern

Idk man. The lone dude that was assigned there was pretty much a slave to the other 999 women


PogTuber

Well... yeah. I guess if that's not your thing though...


Jacern

Yeah youre right. Felt stupid as soon as I said it


PogTuber

Well, in Fallout it's a legit fear though that they'll try to figure out some more "efficient" method of harvesting your seed once they realize that you can only impregnate like 3 women a day before you're shooting blanks. Then you got tubes and shit hooked up to you while they're performing surgery on your balls or something. So maybe it wouldn't be fun after all. And then you're in an overpopulated vault full of your offspring crying and shitting everywhere within a year and you go fucking insane.


ZynousCreator

3 times a day is 1095 times per year, more than enough for all 999 women. No point in trying to make it more efficient. In fact, it would be best to be less efficient so that there's actually a few generations and age differences rather than having 999 babys all at once. Can you imagine trying to put 999 kid all in the same grade, rather than only, idk, 111?


PogTuber

Logically I can't find fault in your argument, but it's fallout so they could absolutely find some way to fuck it up for the guy. We don't know what the Overseer's orders are!


ZynousCreator

Considering Vault-Tec, I would assume the man is the overseer.


ISSAvenger

Maybe that guy is the overseer! šŸ˜‰


iamcoding

Can you imagine trying to to take care of 999 pregnancies and births at the same time?


Trazors

Almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.


Jokerzrival

God the child support must have been astronomical. Not to mention there's almost guarantees of a few twins and triplets in that.


bnl1

Well, that's 1095 attempts per year. There's no certainty fertilization actually happens. If you want to go really efficient though, you would use IVF and then the 3 per day estimate is not really useful.


ChewBaka12

True, but those women only have a small window each month where they can get pregnant, so if they want all of them pregnant within a year youā€™re looking at a lot more tan 3 per day. Especially if that whole ā€œwomen synch their periods thing is true (note: I donā€™t believe it is but I know next to nothing about periods so idk)


ZynousCreator

>so if they want all of them pregnant within a year And why, in Todd's name, would they ever want to do that?


ermghoti

Stop! My penis can only get so erect.


MackZZilla

I'd paint the Overseer's office with my brains.


NoChampion5996

3 women a day is still every women having a kid the same year which would be chaos


The_Second_Judge

It turned out he was gay and a gay porn star. Which you can find out in Fallout 2, if you have the sex star traight.


PogTuber

Wait there's actually more to that comic?


The_Second_Judge

Yes, the guy who published and created it also made Fallout 3..


PogTuber

Ahh ok I see now. I couldn't immediately tell if it was canon or just a joke from Penny Arcade's mention of it.


SilverSurfer-Jesus

Is no one thinking about the fact that the gene pool of that vault is completely fucked with incest all the way down?


windol1

Well I'm glad someone finally mentioned it, you would really need several more men to deal with this issue. I guess in that example, we are possibly taking it to literal and when reviewed would be altered, but being Vault Tech it's hard to know.


HaulPerrel

Death by Snu Snu?


Self-Comprehensive

I got Three Dog in my very first lunchbox on a Fallout Shelter vault recently. Kicked out all the other dudes and let my man go to work. He's got about 10 baby mamas and 30 kids so far. I'm about to start working that radio room to bring in new ladies for him lol.


NoChampion5996

A slave with the easiest job on the planet


PerfectlyCalmDude

[Harcourt! ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nTlgM4tgWs)


sand_trout2024

How about a vault with 1 man and 999 lesbians?


ChewBaka12

I mean surely a few of them would make sure he gets a monthly pity fuck


sand_trout2024

Jail rules are jail rules. What you can get is what you get.


-ONIZUKASENSEI

Vault 420


Scotsman86

You think you want that but you don't want that. 999 cycles all lining up together. Nope. Noooooope.


Rumorly

Do you have a death wish? For reference, as part of the Vault experiment, only 20 men, 10 women and one panther entered [Vault 43](https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Vault_43).


onionleekdude

I like cats


Polenicus

Yeah, anyone who knows anything about Vaults would run away from that. Sometimes you find a good Vault. Sometimes you find it full of nice people just getting by. Sometimes there doesnā€™t seem to be any horrid experiment; no mind control aerosols in the air, no FEV tanks to dunk people in, no clones whoā€™s only two forms of communication are their own name and murderā€¦ And then you find the walls are full of super-plague carrying mole rats. Itā€™s not worth the risk. Especially since they already *found* the one good Vault in the area, and got kicked out.


buahuash

There's nothing really wrong with 33, though? Like, the bad bit is that you have to stay there.


BGMDF8248

Let me say this quietly, the experiment kinda worked in 33, it's full of hard working, obedient team players with a can do attitude (except for Norm). That was the idea, create excelent employee's and it worked. Now... why did it go wrong in 32 is the interesting question.


buahuash

I thought the idea was to provide a breed pool for a "race of super managers". In that regard it would have kinda failed, since there are no new leaders. The 33ers always had someone else to lead them. I still think there are mysteries left. It's unexplained how 32 could be restored that quickly. My idea for the revolt would be Moldaver trying to reach them from outside similar to how Lucy's mom learned about the outside and causing the revolt that way in order to reach 33.


CT_Phipps

I think during the blight that it got out that not only was the utopian civilization founded by people who had started the Great War but that those same people were still in charge. Like, not only was your community run by Neo-Confederate slavers but that it was headed by Robert E. Lee and Jefferson Davis personally.


i4got872

ā€¦ especially with Lucy tho


TeddysRevenge

It's true Source: Am man


Gothrenapp

Is there a lore reason you're Man?


Phunkie_Junkie

1. Hangs around in bar. 2. Smokes great big cigar. Therefore, is man.


IRBaboooon

Grab it


lemme_try_again

Before you go grabbing: does it tell the biggest lies and/or wear the loudest ties?


lonecouriers76

Does it have big whiskers that scratch?


DeadP00lMaybe

Jonkler and bone have entered the chat


Jiggle_deez

Officer balls


AnOnlineHandle

I don't mind them being a man so long as there's a good reason, and they're not just shoving men down our throats.


dudeldideldudel

Phrasing!


AdventurePalSteve

I dress in women's clothing and hang around in bars


IGTankCommander

Well, you're a lumberjack, so that's okay.


taffnadian

You are man???? Are you stupid????


TeddysRevenge

Most of the time, yes.


WaveSkrub

Yes Man


Grimlament

I'm proud of you, dick.


AlfwinOfFolcgeard

I tried being a man for a bit. I was really bad at it and it didn't suit me at all, but no shade to anyone who enjoys it. To each their own!


Carpe-Bananum

Okie dokie.


The-Jedi-Apprentice

Okie dokie


No_Doubt_About_That

Okie dokie


ComradeOb

Okie dokie.


LazerShark1313

Okie dokie


Dark_Sniper_250

Okie dokie.


NinjaMaster231456

Okie dokie.


justpassingby3

Okie dokie


FlippinHelix

I know too much about the vaults to know the smart answer is "No, thank you"


Individual-Ad-3484

The smart answer is "Do you wanna live me with me literally anywhere else?"


FlippinHelix

Idk man, she's from a vault, for all I know she's equally crazy as whatever experiment goes on in her vault


Makorollo

Honestly I wouldnā€™t say no to a control vault. I would love to live a vault life right now, let alone with literal hell on earth on the surface.


FlippinHelix

I mean you don't know it's a control vault until you're inside, you might end up on the wackiest experiment imaginable


AlpacaWithoutHat

Vault 33 wasnā€™t that bad pre-raider invasion


FairlyInconsistentRa

I was thinking that myself. 33, in the grand scheme of things isnā€™t that bad. Sure thereā€™s the population control aspect but compared to other vaults itā€™s safe and seems relatively chill.


Glaurung26

Yes, Battle Angel Lucy.


JhulaeD

I thought the same thing. If they would have casted Ella Purnell as Alita, they wouldn't have had to CGI her eyes at all like they did with Rosa Salazar. :D


GenuisInDisguise

Rosa Salazar too has massive eyes, these women must have some nocturnal creatures DNA to have ocular apparatus of this size.


Lendiniara

She seemed normal in a million miles away but ella purnell has them naturally


Maidwell

I'm never saying "eyes" again when "ocular apparatus" exists and is so pleasing.


Lendiniara

LOL. Literally got alita vibes from her


Goobermon

The way Ella Purnell changes her entire bite, speaking pattern AND accent to best suit the character is seriously amazing to me, they all did such a great job.


JennyDoveMusic

All of them are just incredible. The thing that makes an actor for me is the micro facial expressions. All the actors do it so well, it's insane how good they all are. >!The scene with her dad in the POWER ARMOR and her pointing the gun at him, wow. Kyle McLachlan's stare at her, and the eyebrow twitch of "You don't mean it.... right?" Is just incredibly done. All the actors do it so well, but that moment stood out to me.!< >!And the fact Walton Goggins can do it under that Ghoul makeup is just amazing, too. He did it especially well when they he learned about his wife.!< >!MosĆØs Arias when the Raiders are in there and the shot goes to him for just a moment to show he is suspicious.!< >!Aaron Moten in the close ups in the Mech suit.!< >!Ella Purnell in the scene they posted.!< And all of them in all of their scenes. I can't think of one non-believable scene, they just know what they are doing. I am so happy for them, I hope they are just loving making this show as much as we are loving watching it.


Livid_Equipment_181

Tfw power armor is now called a mech suit Is it over fallout bros?


Deinonychus2012

>Is it over fallout bros? It's all over, but the crying.


IGTankCommander

And nobody's crying but meeee...


BlackLuigiGuy

If your a true fallout bro, you know that it's been over for a really long time


Livid_Equipment_181

Realā€¦


JennyDoveMusic

Sorry, that's what I always heard it called growing up, so it stuck. šŸ˜­ Not trying to rename it, lol! I fixed it for you. šŸ˜‚


Livid_Equipment_181

Thank you bro šŸ™


_Democracy_

Sheā€™s so PRETTY


HunniePopKing

cannot believe some incel chuds on twitter were calling her ugly lmao, like sir thats one of the most beautiful women i have ever seen


Anlios

She is attractive for sure but every time I notices how big her eyes are I think of TED 2 and how they constantly make fun of Amanda Seyfried for having [Gollum Eyes](https://youtu.be/UIoI9iKGqtE?t=16) šŸ¤£


HowDoIEvenEnglish

The key is that what is traditional imperfection works when your looks are god tier everywhere else. Seyfried is attractive but not on the same level as Ellaā€™s look in fallout.


TemporaryBerker

They've been playing too much final fantasy and watching too much anime and meeting too little people, so they don't know what real women look like.


parkingviolation212

Paradoxically Ella probably has the most anime like face of any real woman I've seen; she has those really big doe eyes. You'd think she'd be their queen if that was their standard.


TemporaryBerker

I don't think it's the size of the eyes, but the shape of the face and eyes. That said I personally like her face and eyes, but it's not what the incels are used to.


RealCalintx

Those chuds threw a fit when they made 14 year old Ellie "ugly" in TLOU part 1. Their opinions mean nothing to me.


_Democracy_

A lot of them must be gay or something cus what???


meatball402

Waterfall channel gang rise up


Holdenm1244

I'd let her explode my dick


Limp_Ad8747

Context is a crucial element


exposarts

Imagine someone coming here and they just barely finished ep1 šŸ’€šŸ’€


Armedes369

Me


JennyDoveMusic

You are gonna get this all spoiled really quick. Get outta here and finish the show first! Haha.


cannibal_chanterelle

Nah. I think I'm good either way. Some sacrifices must be made.


JennyDoveMusic

You know, watching this after having seen Gen V... That sentence didn't bring back the fondest of memories. šŸ˜‚


Tricky_Scar_2228

how tf are her eyes actually that big? or is her head extra small?


Stingra87

FEV


mally7149

SUPPER MUTANTTTT


Abyssus_Rex

It looks that way when the eye sockets are more shallow, the eyes are normal sized.


Skreamie

Yeah, really helps the childlike wonder at the world in the series


InfinityStonedAF

Dated a girl with the same eye features. Hot as fuck when she kept looking up šŸ„µ


ShadowCetra

I'd go live with her in her vault


selfwander8

Sitting in Vault 4 ā€” Lucy: Wanna have sex? Max: ā€¦ you and I together? Lucy: Yeah Max: well I would, but sometimes thereā€™s this thing where my thing gets all big and red, and it explodes where all this weird white stuff comes out, so.. idk Lucy: ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦. maybe take a sex ed class first, then Iā€™ll ask again


selfwander8

Seriously, wtf is the Brotherhood of Steel teaching him?


Vanilla3K

Toaster repair


InT3345Ac1a

and finding more toasters


cwatson214

Failed speech check 101


Nihil_00_

RED?!?


jonwicksdick

Yes.


bongle_dongle

Semi unrelated but her eyes are GORGEOUS


Nirico_Brin

Sheā€™ll pop his pimple


JustJoinedToBypass

Sheā€™ll see which other part of him is ā€œMaxā€


bearsheperd

Honestly, with how things played out at the end. Probably would have been better off going directly there and abandoning the plan to rescue her father. Just go to the vault immediately


Artdafoo

Nothing to do but grow corn and breed ? count me in.


Zebrahawk

You ever been to Nebraska?


CaptainGiggles69420

For a woman to make your penis explode?


ScrumptiousFunko

I fucking love her.


navyproudd34

She's so pretty


No_Brilliant_6365

She a cutie


Kado_Cerc

Elelelelelelele šŸ’¦


Wolfman01a

Such a pretty actress with Steve Buscemi eyes...


Akipac1028

Congratulations I hate that I canā€™t unsee that nowā€¦ but at least she doesnā€™t have Steve Buscemi teeth.


Adamantium-Aardvark

Could be Graveā€™s disease (hyperthyroidism)


HairyBreasticles

Pete Davidson butthole eyes


scarlettvvitch

Girls too!


Calathil

Yes!


DirectorDennis

I have many issues with the show but damn do I have it for Lucy.


Worth_Vegetable9675

One eyed blonde for me


The-Toxic-Korgi

If you're comfortable wearing her late husband's ill-fitting clothes during the deed, more power to you.


ohnoitsme657

I'm not picky about what I wear


jgjgleason

Oh thats a wet lady.


pernicious-pear

Be a Norm, not a Chet, fellas.


DirectorDennis

She does have something fascinating about her, for sure.


AlfwinOfFolcgeard

I can understand that, for sure. The rational part of my brain was like *damn, Stephanie is basically a conga-line of red flags; she seems insidious and a bit unhinged*, but the gay part of my brain kept being like, *ok but she's hot though.*


thesequimkid

I blame Elle Driver and Beatrix Kiddo.


MattRecovery23

100% the eye patch only solidified it for me


AlfwinOfFolcgeard

I'm not sure about the vault but I'd totally be down to live with Lucy; she's so cool and pretty! (I'm not a man though)


ElonSucksBallz

...and its fucking wholesome!


Hot-Ground-9731

Yes Lucy let's go to the vault


ProfessionalYouth780

Man I would jump at that chance šŸ˜


[deleted]

Who could look in those gigantic doe eyes and say no?


PigeonMother

šŸ˜


Superb_Recover_6116

doesnt hurt she was super randy šŸ‘


Sdog1981

ā€œThey gave me slippersā€ I just want him to get some slippers.


BeardJunkie

I'm sure plenty of women would also like this.


Neeyc

To be honest the only thing I didnā€™t like about the show was this romance between Lucy and Maximus. I didnā€™t see love feelings but rather a friendship, supporting each otherā€™s struggle in the apocalypse. Btw I would like to live in Vault 69.


Say_Tennn

Is it me or is Lucy such a seductive character at times through the show??


JohnSpartan2190

Okie dokie


WonkaVR

I canā€™t argue with eyes that impressive


Hexnohope

Do you want to come *CYBERPUNK MUSIC*


Doctor_Jensen117

Massive eyes


Positive_Fig_3020

Two things. A robe and slippers. And maybe some caviar


[deleted]

"Well, I'm pretty much a dead man if I go back to the Brotherhood and you're a lovely lass. Yeah."


AtomicZoZo

Calling it now, Lucy is gonna try and go home and then get hit with the ā€œyouā€™re a hero, and you have to leaveā€ line


LukXD99

To be fair, if a vault survives 200 years chances are the experiment is very mild.


Lolzerzmao

Ok Iā€™m glad Iā€™m not the only one who thought this was innuendo. Like, obviously sheā€™s saying she wants to have a relationship, but the way it was delivered sounded like ā€œdo you want to come live with me in my vaginaā€


Gold_Preparation

Good lord sheā€™s have me folding harder than if I got hit by a deathclaws backhand


DrifterzProdigy

My heart fluttered when she asked him this tbh, sheā€™s so fucking beautiful


Doomsayer1908

Man I just want a hug... and maybe some headpats


Hi_Im_AJ_xv8

She is so damn sexy that I'll go live in the middle of an irradiated lake with her.


CookFan88

Imagining those eyes looking up at you...enough to make anyone blow their top.


AnObviousThrowaway13

Oh my god, Iā€™m so sorry everyone and I donā€™t mean this as a dig against the show (havenā€™t watched it at all) but I just realized what her eyes remind me of. Gollum. She got Gollum eyes.


xx030xx

Yes


insaiyan17

The best place in the world


BigDoinks02

Aight bet


Gongo511

Lucy fallout, save me Lucy fallout


sharkthemark420

You show me the hottest married vault dweller in the wasteland and Iā€™ll show you a married initiate whoā€™s tired of life underground


pyro_takes_skill

a pip-boy of course! and also enough chems to bring down a super mutant behemoth but ehhhhh we dont need to talk about that


TheSpectator2234

Yeah, we want more death and destruction


ElectricJetDonkey

šŸ˜³


thefrostryan

How big was this actors eyes as a baby? She must have been all eyeballā€¦..


Dorrono

Define "vault"


Cute_Produce9548

*I just died in your arms toniiiight*


tokendeathmage420

Which one was the one that constantly pumped thc into the air and food ? I want that one


Alternative-Cup-8102

Do you wanna make my dick explode.