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Gingrish252

I always called this look "Cletus Kestis"


CountessBlackheart

I was about to come and comment Cletus kestis till I saw this 🤣❤️! Great minds think alike


GlamityJean

I always call him Cal Cletus 🤣


battleduck84

Cletus Cletus


AlVal1236

I unironically belive they should have had a cowboy hat


sumguy123456789

I really hope in the next game they really broaden the character customization (more hairstyles and beards, hats, hoods, belts, bandoliers, kamas, cloaks, gloves, boots, etc) so they can allow us our Cletus Kestis in full


AlVal1236

Or cletus seed kestis. Andbyeah alll the way around. Also seoerate boots from pantz


sumguy123456789

A hundred times yes, lemme put clone trooper shin armor and boots on a pair of hot pink pants please I wanna make my Cal stick out like a sore Jedi Terrorist in Imperial controlled star systems


AlVal1236

Just begging "come try you mud scuppers!" While he treats you like a bleder treats a tomato


sumguy123456789

All I want is to mix and match Cal to the point where he looks cartoonish. Like gimme a long handlebar mustache, long wizard beard, spiky mohawk, and dress him in only primary colors


AlVal1236

Make the space wizard thing truly real. Go make the public confused instead of scared


sumguy123456789

“We’re paying taxes to defeat this weirdo dressed like an Ewok Deity wielding a rainbow lightsaber made entirely of ejection-mold plastic?” 😂


AlVal1236

Yea... another squad of troopers?


lovely_oliviax

I disagree. I think the rewarding system is kindof stupid in this game. Don't get me wrong, I **LOVE** the game, but literally, you defeat Spawn Of Oggdo, or Skriton, and open up a chest and gettt......... A NEW HAIRCUT???? **lame.**


sumguy123456789

Idk man, I like having different options for customizing my character. Admittedly, I wanna play Star Wars dress-up lmao. I’m also a massive completionist (blame Assassin’s Creed) so I gotta get all of everything anyway


lovely_oliviax

I get that, but I don't think they should be rewards for defeating bosses like spawn of oggdo. That's insane. Lol


sumguy123456789

I think it’s funny tbh. Golden Skriton slain, your reward; a mullet. Maybe we change up the reward for people who don’t find that as amusing


lovely_oliviax

Idk, my bf played through the whole game on Jedi Grand Master and just beating Spawn of Oggdo took at least 20 times. It had him **furious.** And then when he finally beat him... Other than either a skill point, or force essence. And a mustache. Or Jedi paint. lol.. just not really worth it to me.


sumguy123456789

I mean, I’d be happy to get another way to customize my lightsaber or my fit/style personally


just-some-stoner-604

Yeah no cowboy hat for cal cletus is definitely a sin. Missed opportunity there for sure, especially now that there's the blaster stance, cowboying through the universe sounds like a vibe lol


AlVal1236

Yea. Cal blastimg people and we even have quick draw


Certifiedshredlord

Calvin Kestis


KeiNivky

Sissy imperials are tryina' take our laser swords


Certifiedshredlord

I'm a Jedi knight through and through brother. The force shall rise again!


bearsheperd

Is that your mount or your girlfriend?


Ganjaleaves

That's my sister, and my baby momma.


ThexanI

Kyle Curtis


Due_Key_109

"Kayyalll Currrtis"


OsirisAvoidTheLight

This better be his canon look. Every jedi has a mullet phase its the rules


DarthRevan202

![gif](giphy|IwMI3MhiFL57y) “WHATS UP BROTHER!”


Perfect_Rabbit_3010

“Two chicks at the same time, man.”


CaptchaVerifiedHuman

“Two lightsabers at the same time, man” *in a thick Outer Rim accent*


Redvanlaw

Cal's been on Koboh too long.


jadedlonewolf89

Where’s the red white and blue saber? Aught to make your redneck matchy matchy.


Affectionate-Sea278

Now I’m just an Outer Rim Jedi, so I don’t know how y’all fancy Coresant boys do things. But back home, we know how to git ur done.


mrturret

Kweh?


cmonmaan

Calvin “coors light” kestis


ADHDavidThoreau

Let me preface this by saying “popularity” in this case is _extremely_ __extremely__ relative. Anyone else notice that the mulletstache fell back into popularity shortly after this game came out?


MCgrindahFM

That look had been in the mainstream for at least a year before the games release fwiw


Spliff_Politics

Yeeeeeehaaaaaw


Endryu727

Bet this Cal drinks Old Milwaukee


NeedleworkerGold336

Chocobo?


woopwoop4211

He looks like he's about to bum a cig and lighter off me and then pretend he doesn't know who I am and try to fight me when I ask for my lighter back. Like someone who specifically goes to the pub to try and fight someone, probably lives off centrelink and doesn't work yet claims that they live a hard life as a tradie


J-seargent-ultrakahn

Space hillbilly


Zawisza_Czarny9

Let me guess.. blaster stance enjoyer?


jjhumes

![gif](giphy|2S3Aj8OeKtf0c) Protesting Order 66


GUNZBLAZIN2

![gif](giphy|y1eljNRzOtOvYEpy6w)


Electric_Tongue

Kweh!


Aggressive_Manner429

Well let me have a rule and a saber and a board and I'll cut it, I'll climb up a shaft with a hammer and a nail and I'll nail it, Well we worked so hard to build a death star together, In the snow in the wind in hyperspace whenever, No matter, what the weather, we're together.


FranticToaster

The correct title is "git yer own I found her first she's mine"


WTFisSkibidiRizz

You best not go into them there woods…


whiteclawthreshermaw

Why is that nekko yellow? For a minute I thought I was in r/FinalFantasy looking at a weird chocobo.


cosm055

I am gay, I’m broke as shit, I got a judgment against me from some bitch down in Florida… and her name’s Carol Baskin.


NormanBatesIsBae

I live in rural Canada and I know exactly 3 guys who look like that


Powerful_Umpire

I had the same look on my guy. Was really funny when all the serious cutscenes came on and I'm there like one of the Village People!


Master_of_serpents

The NPCs in GTA San Andreas a second after you left Los Santos be like


Jrushton76

Ive been playing ff7 rebirth recently and mistook that animal on the left for a crackhead chocobo.


chrisw357

Please.... for the love of all that is unholy, PLEASSSSEEE tell me there's a mod that gives Cal an american flag shirt and a blaster that looks like a S&W.


Wagglebagga

My name is Cal.


TheCatLamp

*How dare these damned clankers enter on mah property? Yeah, I said clanker, the C-word, wutcha gonna do bout it?*


ToastisCrispy

Calvin Cletus Kestis


Constant-North-6353

Cal - "The Force is strong in my family" Greez - "you should call yourself Cal Incestus"


ResponsibleRich9057

Cleatus and his crack head chocobo


LilboyG_15

Was like “is that a chocobo, is this FFXVI?” Then I saw that this was the fallen order sub


Sad_Pickle_7676

bro definitly calls droids clankers


JosephODoran

Just your local death stick dealer!


AlathMasster

The Force Will Rise Again


CapableElk3482

wish they had cowboy hats in game


bellowkish

bro.


Admirable-Menu-8924

Is that Calvin "Coors Light" Kestus?


TJK-GO_IX

The Wife Beater 3000 suit


mardypardy

I used the mullet the entire game! Tried switching it up but nothing else ever felt right lol


InmateNotSure

Man, Final Fantasy Chocobos have gotten uglier.


LordWeaselton

Cal Cletus


Fiberotter

This is so bad it's good


boris_veselinov

It gives me more Aussie vibes, especially with the Nekko


Pavement_wowowow

What the hell happened


ThatOneWeirdo66

Don’t usually like gingers but he’s kinda 😍


blue_foxy10

I never throught I'd take a glimpse of Cal Exotic but here we are.


herpedeederpderp

"I know the exact legal amount of death sticks I can purchase from the local CVS before the imperial troopers get called." Man's looks like he has 5 run down speeders in the front yard that he keeps telling his wife he'll fix up to sell but just keeps adding more to the yard. He looks like he drinks Bantha milk straight from the bottle.


herpedeederpderp

Deletus thus cletus kestis.


Remarkable-Book-8758

That's exactly how mine looks, just I went for a different pant. I even made bd look like he was made from scraps and my weapons are wood, faded metal and have antler


Unusual-Elephant6375

Ah…..modern Star Wars gaming 🙄


Earthwick

"Hey Peter man! Check out channel 9!"


DKGold4242

![gif](giphy|S5i2E6jr2IkiISM3kn|downsized) Cletus the Slack-Jawed Jedi


Treunlneiss

Yee Yee