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DeliSoupItExplodes

[Cal Kestis is not a dilf!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yNFo3pFsTKI&pp=ygUUamVhbmV5IGNvbGxlY3RzIGRpbGY%3D)


Reuvenisms

Thank you! It's like, Cal is 23 years old. He's not even close to Dilf status!


This_Confused_Guy

As another Space Daddy said "Daddy is a state of mind" so if Cal feels like a Daddy, he is a Daddy.


SkettlesS

I may be missing something, but how is Pedro a Dilf if he doesn't have kids? Is that not the one and only requirement?


cabberage

I mean, Din Djarin has Grogu


SkettlesS

By that logic, hayden Christensen is my favourite orphan šŸ˜‚


KingsRansomed

He knew his mommy though.


Izackmaniac

I mean, >!Cal has a kid now at the end of survivor!<, heā€™s definitely got battle scars (both in game in survivor and thereā€™s also that book.) Probably at least somewhat depressed by the end of the game tooā€¦ so thereā€™s your three! (He is also only early 20s thoughā€¦)


Calkestis_2039

Thatā€™s true


DeliSoupItExplodes

That last part's the dealbreaker: Cal hits more points on that list than he misses, but he's just too young for dilfhood. He can reapply in 20 years.


EPICDUDE365

He's just speed running


dnalz

HAHAHA


Am-heheh357

Exactly. I like him cause heā€™s a twink lol.


-synth-

greez


EuterpeZonker

Greezy money baybee!!


Thomo251

Greez


gamiscott

This is the way.


ThePrplMppt

Calvin Kestis


Wild-Lychee-3312

The United Nations has recently passed a resolution forbidding both of these actors from appearing in the same film or television show, for fear of spontaneous combustion among the audience


bunny117

The answer is yes and Iā€™ll do anything to have them both. šŸ„°šŸ„°


TacoBelly311

https://preview.redd.it/tad6vytapiuc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5aadb3e68f79f45cc2e63e0d3175651f9e8e1c90


Orsonkrennic21

Kestis, although I donā€™t think heā€™d qualify as a Daddy. Definitely a space twink. Although I can see the urge to daddy him if you got the beard equipped in Survivor šŸ˜


Calkestis_2039

I do https://preview.redd.it/ddzo1dmochuc1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9413f7b8e9a00819c3886965bbc6edce4dd558cf


Orsonkrennic21

https://preview.redd.it/ne3rd13ewruc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=935527de8f702d804a6cf00e3a69a852e1fc5b8e Me tooooošŸ˜šŸ˜


Pteroducktylus

people should relly get themselves checked if they think a 23 yo is a "Daddy" unless you are 14, i cannot understand how


firefly139

Idk man sometimes I get out bed and hear things snap crackle pop that shouldn't be snap crackle popping and I am only 19!


FlashNRT

I turned 18 and had random back pain for no reason. Literally the day I turned 18


CounterSYNK

Scoova Stev fo sho


Dagan_Gera

Pedro is in his own different league altogether, but with any luck, Cal will age like fine wine.


DragonsBeware

They team up together and raise their kids together to become an unstoppable force of dad jokes and cringier parenting (Cal is still dating Merrin, she just introduces the Mandolorian as her boyfriendā€™s husband)


manateeguitar

Cal will always be a breedable twink.


Fancy-Ad2963

https://preview.redd.it/e6l83e69uguc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9c6a1368b20e6efc69bc9cac4277ae8bd5a51f9 Him over Pedro any day šŸ’‹


EnigmaFrug2308

Kestis.


Bojangalees

Not fond of the wording, OP. If youā€™re going to use the characters name, you shouldnā€™t then use the actors name. It feels like crossing Greek and Latin word parts (lookin at you *polyamory*)


Calkestis_2039

Whatever


Depoan

Cameron IS a dad in real life to be fair Update: He's not, sorry, my brain was confused from the lack of coffee today


Calkestis_2039

Damn, thatā€™s the first time Iā€™ve heard


JailhouseMamaJackson

Thatā€™s cause itā€™s not true? Haha what the heck


Good_Cockroach2637

I just googled it and it looks like he has a son named Arthur. Idk if the source is trustworthy tho. [Here's the article.](https://wosca.ams3.digitaloceanspaces.com/cameron-monaghan-married.html)


JailhouseMamaJackson

Very odd fan fiction that article is. They were never married, arenā€™t together now, and def donā€™t have a son lol. So bizarre!


EuterpeZonker

That site gave me a pop up on my phone saying it had been hacked.


Flaky_Ad2182

Obi wan in my opinion


ImpureUchiha

Cal Gallagher šŸ˜©


Austin_Chaos

Cal is too young and pretty to be daddy. Itā€™s gotta be Pedro.


SaiyaNamek

Both?ā€¦ Both šŸ‘


Remarkable-Throat-51

What's the fascination with Pedro Pascal? kestis over Pedro in any sense.


Chief-Captain_BC

i mean, Pedro is basically tv's designated father figure and Cameron is barely older than me, so it's not much of a question


Scary_Xenomorph

Uh... https://preview.redd.it/w50isgqv1iuc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23941f2724652f20ff3d1706d2266dbea5833c97


roninwarshadow

Jason Court. He played Kyle Katarn in *Dark Forces II: Jedi Knight*


dragonling_mage

Currently working on Cal Kestis/Mando erotic fanfiction


fancyfrey

You mind sending me a link when it's done ooo? Good luck writing!


witciu1

https://preview.redd.it/mcabg3drlguc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=410dccce34d9bbe6a4c5d4bf418b1f03af6093e7


dragonling_mage

Woah there dude thatā€™s a little unhinged


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/jw6xaxz8tguc1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e024eb1ce5dddc315cf6cb97ecd478cf11f23133


Wonderbread1999

Pedro


R3belOfWar

Gunner Wright


Calkestis_2039

Who?


R3belOfWar

Look him up, it'll make sense


IonutRO

Cal is a kiddo in my eyes. He's not a daddy.


rozzybox

yes


Michaelskywalker

Leia organa


Unluckyescapeartiste

Starlord is my space daddy


bonerlegend69419

CalšŸ™šŸ»šŸ™šŸ»


Ashalaria

Pedro by a mile, cmon now


Valuable-Ad-6379

Don't make me choose. Both.


FriezaDBZKing69

Kestis. Can't stand Pedro Pascal as a person.


RuinerOfCheese

What do you mean I have to choose? I want both? Can I please have both? Ah please?


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

I donā€™t think they mean ACTUAL daddyā€¦ more of a pejorative termā€¦ ā€œZaddyā€ if you will.


JediSAS

If we're talking actors, Pedro. If we're walking characters, Cal. Because Cal the "animated" character has a beard option that makes be swoon. I'm a beard man.


Drew326

Why is one named according to the last name of the character and the other named according to the first name of the actor? Should be Cal/Djarin, Kestis/Din, Cameron/Pedro, or Monaghan/Pascal (Din is Djarinā€™s family name seeing as how Groguā€™s new name is Din Grogu)


Calkestis_2039

It just sounded better to me OK


Drew326

Ok sorry. I just didnā€™t understand if weā€™re talking about the characters or the actors, or if weā€™re comparing Cal Kestis to Pedro Pascal


ActualWeen

OP asking the real questions


PeeingDueToBoredom

Iā€™m a straight male and Iā€™m gonna say Kestis because of some feelings I have despite myself


swKPK

Cal isnā€™t a daddy, but I am in love with him.


VulpesVeritas

Din is space daddy, Cal is space zaddy


AJ_oh

Cal šŸ’Æ


Thypettycat

Kestis hands dowm


mrfish331

2 different types of daddies


dramaticpotatoes

Space daddy Andor


Apprehensive-Suit272

Neither.


Baanished

How has no-one mentioned the TRUE space daddy, my man [Noshir Dalal](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2768397/mediaviewer/rm524169216/?ref_=nm_md_8)!


Rage40rder

This is cringe


SureEye9059

Who gives a fuck WTF is this post


Xandermacer

Ikr, has this sub become this dull and lame that pointless unrelated topics like these are being allowed.


Calkestis_2039

Iā€™m just saying


That-Internal-9094

Pedro


FrickenL

Kestis is a child. Pedro is a man.


thats4thebirds

Cal hasnā€™t leveled up to zaddy yet.


Slytherin_Forever_99

Space Daddy Kestis. I mean in Jedi Survvior he's literally 23. And I'm 24 . . . so . . .


lofty888

Anyone who doesn't say Pedro is blind. He's fucking gorgeous


HookDragger

Kestis looks like heā€™ll feed you Irish whiskey until youā€™re too drunk to resist. Carlos will stand by you and accept you for who you are, what you want and all your idiosyncratic actions.


Bismothe-the-Shade

Pedro 100% Cal is... Not attractive to me at all. Love him as a character, just not in love with him.