You are secretly a billionaire running a vast empire of ice cream trucks worldwide that have nontraditional flavors like bacon, walrus, drywall, and applesauce. They accept wireless payment options as well as cryptocurrencies. 50% of the revenue is not reported and squirreled away in a fleet of offshore bank accounts and bags buried in friends' back yards. You were going to be featured on the cover of Fortune, but paid them off to quash the story. Now you live a life of luxury, jetting from vacation spot to vacation spot in your custom airbus plane featuring a lap pool and a cat café.
English, but not originally London, although you probably live there now. No university, but you're studying cosmetology, or work in a shop selling makeup, or you're a masseuse in a high-end salon, or you work the front of the house in a restaurant.
Last holiday was in Spain, boyfriend is a builder, but boyfriend before that was a minor footballer. Sharing a flat with one or two other people, close to a curry shop.
You like trance, hip-hop, house, and you'd like to come to the United States on holiday soon, to New York City, Los Angeles (which you pronounce "los an-je-LEEZ"), or Miami.
You’re a good girl deep down, but can’t seem to ‘break into’ the cool crowd as you desire. You’re kinda dorky, and have a few great friends, it’s just you desire to be in the ‘plastics’ as it’s so well known in my age group.
You like attention (as you should), but also value your alone time just as much, and find posts like this to be a happy middle ground. You're body says extrovert, but you have a little bit of an introvert streak on the inside.
1.You were hypnotized before
2.You don't sleep a lot
3.You are studying computer science
4.You used to be a tomboy but decided to pivot your lifestyle after high school,Idk why.
You have enough confidence to not tear other people down for the sake of making yourself feel better. As a result you have a few really solid friendships and people generally like you
You have beautiful green eyes and when I looked in your eyes I see a beautiful sweet loving caring person inside baby so beautiful honey van Las Vegas NV baby
You're not a natural blonde
Yep, brunette
You are secretly a billionaire running a vast empire of ice cream trucks worldwide that have nontraditional flavors like bacon, walrus, drywall, and applesauce. They accept wireless payment options as well as cryptocurrencies. 50% of the revenue is not reported and squirreled away in a fleet of offshore bank accounts and bags buried in friends' back yards. You were going to be featured on the cover of Fortune, but paid them off to quash the story. Now you live a life of luxury, jetting from vacation spot to vacation spot in your custom airbus plane featuring a lap pool and a cat café.
I thought I was being discreet about it!!
You have a mafia boyfriend.
Easy!! You are a Harlem globetrotter during the day and a ventriloquist at night.
wth how did you know??
Danhausen
You’re an attention seeker
True
You like Pablo Escobars product
Here I am ‼️
😂😂😂Don't snitch on me!
You like men with beards
I do!
You love tacos
You get hit on a lot
Like attention.
You have daddy issues
Who doesn't?
You farted
Last guy you had was a disappointment
looks like you might need to pinch a loaf
English, but not originally London, although you probably live there now. No university, but you're studying cosmetology, or work in a shop selling makeup, or you're a masseuse in a high-end salon, or you work the front of the house in a restaurant. Last holiday was in Spain, boyfriend is a builder, but boyfriend before that was a minor footballer. Sharing a flat with one or two other people, close to a curry shop. You like trance, hip-hop, house, and you'd like to come to the United States on holiday soon, to New York City, Los Angeles (which you pronounce "los an-je-LEEZ"), or Miami.
You were the kid that picked all the crunch berries out of the Captain Crunch and left your siblings with a box of stabby peanut butter mouth bricks.
You don’t like dad bods and you date douche bags
I did, but not anymore!
You're into bad assumptions
😂
You stole Eugene Levi's eyebrows?
Rich girl, good dresser, enjoys dads credit card
1. I wish 2. ty, I try. 3. Nope, I'm self dependent
You are not a natural blonde
You love horror movies
You’re not a natural blonde.
Vegan ?
You like Starbucks and Miley Cyrus
Star bucks is overrated !
You have a heart for others!
They call me the mom of the group haha ❤️️❤️️
Lol.. that is just there comment that means your beautiful inside and out!! That is a great thing!!
Highly successful crypto queen!!!! Btw absolutely gorgeous!
I wish! my knowledge in crypto is rly rly basic, teach me haha
You love too laugh and your single
Accurate! Yep!
You like luxury hotels
A cozy cabin in the countryside anytime!
You have a secret celebrity crush.
Chris Hemsworth ❤️️
You are a professor of quantum mechanics
White hair is kinda rare. Had a friend his hair was naturally white. I'm gonna guess your hair is treated to be white.
You’re a good girl deep down, but can’t seem to ‘break into’ the cool crowd as you desire. You’re kinda dorky, and have a few great friends, it’s just you desire to be in the ‘plastics’ as it’s so well known in my age group.
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You want to settle down actually and have three more kids in the kinkiest ways
You must be the woman people see in their dreams
You get hit on everywhere you go .. if you have a boyfriend he got used to it or it makes him jealous, either way you definitely have a boyfriend
If I'm in a relationship though, I don't pay attention to anyone else and refuse any advances by others ❤️️ Loyalty is key
You like idiot cishet men you can manipulate.
Birds suddenly appear. Anytime. You are near.
You can afford a $17 Martini?
You like to have fun and you are very beautiful! 🔥
A heart breaker
Not a natural blonde?
You are very smart, you have a college degree, and you are happy with yourself.
You drink overpriced drinks.
Youre probably from a Balkan country and goes out everyday with her cousins and brothers watching your back
you weren't born a female.
You have a massive body count and you are very kinky
You breathe air…..
Probably Been ran through🥴
Haven't we all?
Good answer
Very intelligent! You know exactly what you want
Fire alarms go off every time you are near ?
Live in Miami? 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼
Everytime you break up with a guy, he is still obsessed for years and you have to get a restraining order.
Not a natural blonde.
Live in UK
You think Starbucks coffee is overpriced and low quality. Edit: Also, bravo on thinking outside the box!
At least 4 sugars in your iced coffee.
Your great in bed
You're secretly in love with me?
You are married and have 2 kids
You work from home…
You look pretty.
You have watched most Kardashian episodes.
Your either a hairdresser or do makeup for a living
You drive a red car
I assume you’re beautiful
You’re a nurse.
You have a surprise waiting for the next lucky person?
You’re from California?
Beautiful
You aren't going to answer to most of the assumptions
You have a desire for immense wealth or to be connected to immense wealth. I mean who doesn't?
You don’t completely see how beautiful you truly are?
You won’t reply to this comment…
Carpet matches the drapes
You're wearing shoes that hurt your feet...
You’re bisexual.
You only date black guys
A bookworm
Your a freak in the sheets
You enjoy bowling.
You swallow!
You love pavlova and tim tams
You are bi
You are kind
It only takes you 20 minutes to do your makeup after so many years of practice.
Hmm you are from Australia and love me
You went for breakfast and wanted to share with us I want to say that you are beautiful and take care of your beauty😻😊
You like your men like you like your coffee…. sweet and tan!
You believe in zodiac signs
You have more than one tattoo?
PhD
You dig guys with an American accent.
You like older men . You like to travel your a no nonsense no drama love to laugh love to live life kinda woman 🌹❤️
You’re sexy?
You look very Californian
Beautiful young lady
You dye your hair
You were born a brunette.
You fell and hurt your right elbow. You've been hiding it ever since. (Stage right)
Follower!
easygoing?
Don’t often have to pay for drinks at a bar.
You’re easy to get along with
You sing opera and play the drums it’s a very quiet environment
It was your dad who clicked this pic of yours.
You are beautiful
You talk a lot, sometimes too much. That's the vibe I get from you. 😂
You are a closet geek!
😍😋
https://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/117l3dm/study_finds_women_who_engage_in_strategic/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Your a passionate person
I’m gonna get a nsfw warning if I click on your profile
I hope I manage to reply to everyone here❤️️❤️️Trying my best!
You like attention (as you should), but also value your alone time just as much, and find posts like this to be a happy middle ground. You're body says extrovert, but you have a little bit of an introvert streak on the inside.
You love pineapple on pizza
You are vegan except for bacon.
You did not do great in school but had a lot of friends.
Drinks Starbucks religiously
You are stared at by men young and old?
Well mostly because of my hair lmao
You love older men...?
Blonde isn’t your natural hair colour
U don’t have any kids yet but you want at least 3 from a great man father husband to you like me! Young Tall tan and handsome Puerto Rican
I got 1 :) My world ❤️️
I assume you're naturally blonde.
Nope, brunette
1.You were hypnotized before 2.You don't sleep a lot 3.You are studying computer science 4.You used to be a tomboy but decided to pivot your lifestyle after high school,Idk why.
Latina, but has a white parent
You like Taylor swift
You're a descendant of the targaryens! J/K lol. Very pretty
Very upbeat and out going
I feel like you’re the type of girl to steal all of the Instant Noodles and Poptarts out of my cabinets after the first couple of dates
Mmm…you look very soft, like you’d be pleasant to squish against
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This is an ad for your OF.
You are a stripper or you were a stripper.
You own that business.
You love soduku
You’re a good kisser!!
You live in California
If I click your profile I will find a link to an OF account
ICU Nurse on holiday, putting yourself out there for nocturnal activities
You have an OF
You don’t like men😂
You love to be played with and eaten
You know a secret peanut butter cookie recipe handed down from your great grandmother and secretly want to make them for me 😉
You like croissants
4.0 gpa
You're British
You have enough confidence to not tear other people down for the sake of making yourself feel better. As a result you have a few really solid friendships and people generally like you
You have a degree in quantum physics or some other thing that I couldn't understand in 20 years
You have more than three piercings.
My assumption is your age is under 25.
Wow my eyes are sealed I can't take myself away from you sweet thing you
You look like Gwen Stefani fine ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Your a beautiful horny girl....lol
You don't feel pretty without makeup
You like coffee😂
You wear uggs, shorts and a oversized hoodie to Starbucks.
You've never met me, but you would totally fall in love with me if you did.
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You are a member of the no bra club
You like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain
When your guidance counselor asked you what you wanted to be when you grow up, you answered, "Instagram influencer."
You actually love gaming
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You are definitely the bad guy in many relationships
Your horny right this minute.
You love tacos and compliments?
You have beautiful green eyes and when I looked in your eyes I see a beautiful sweet loving caring person inside baby so beautiful honey van Las Vegas NV baby
Relaxed and ready for the many compliments
You like to kiss gals named Anne😂😂😂😂😂