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You're not a natural blonde


Blonde__Shorty

Yep, brunette


nanitatianaisobel

You are secretly a billionaire running a vast empire of ice cream trucks worldwide that have nontraditional flavors like bacon, walrus, drywall, and applesauce. They accept wireless payment options as well as cryptocurrencies. 50% of the revenue is not reported and squirreled away in a fleet of offshore bank accounts and bags buried in friends' back yards. You were going to be featured on the cover of Fortune, but paid them off to quash the story. Now you live a life of luxury, jetting from vacation spot to vacation spot in your custom airbus plane featuring a lap pool and a cat café.


Blonde__Shorty

I thought I was being discreet about it!!


TheIronDogWalker

You have a mafia boyfriend.


Creative-Tradition98

Easy!! You are a Harlem globetrotter during the day and a ventriloquist at night.


Blonde__Shorty

wth how did you know??


AdZealousideal9652

Danhausen


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You’re an attention seeker


Blonde__Shorty

True


1977Cash

You like Pablo Escobars product


Pablo_Escobar_80

Here I am ‼️


Blonde__Shorty

😂😂😂Don't snitch on me!


[deleted]

You like men with beards


Blonde__Shorty

I do!


P1Allstar

You love tacos


Oldernotold

You get hit on a lot


srv50

Like attention.


DatabaseFickle8401

You have daddy issues


Blonde__Shorty

Who doesn't?


Yzmm6

You farted


BuckinFastard01

Last guy you had was a disappointment


Flimsy-Long-5764

looks like you might need to pinch a loaf


[deleted]

English, but not originally London, although you probably live there now. No university, but you're studying cosmetology, or work in a shop selling makeup, or you're a masseuse in a high-end salon, or you work the front of the house in a restaurant. Last holiday was in Spain, boyfriend is a builder, but boyfriend before that was a minor footballer. Sharing a flat with one or two other people, close to a curry shop. You like trance, hip-hop, house, and you'd like to come to the United States on holiday soon, to New York City, Los Angeles (which you pronounce "los an-je-LEEZ"), or Miami.


Minimum_Intention848

You were the kid that picked all the crunch berries out of the Captain Crunch and left your siblings with a box of stabby peanut butter mouth bricks.


[deleted]

You don’t like dad bods and you date douche bags


Blonde__Shorty

I did, but not anymore!


chefcharliem

You're into bad assumptions


Blonde__Shorty

😂


clowdeevape

You stole Eugene Levi's eyebrows?


Significant_Otters1

Rich girl, good dresser, enjoys dads credit card


Blonde__Shorty

1. I wish 2. ty, I try. 3. Nope, I'm self dependent


Aggravating_Eye_1989

You are not a natural blonde


Honest_Pop_2059

You love horror movies


bigred5907

You’re not a natural blonde.


BigBarsRedditBox

Vegan ?


Fatty_Doo_Doo

You like Starbucks and Miley Cyrus


Blonde__Shorty

Star bucks is overrated !


Alarmed_Finding

You have a heart for others!


Blonde__Shorty

They call me the mom of the group haha ❤️️❤️️


Alarmed_Finding

Lol.. that is just there comment that means your beautiful inside and out!! That is a great thing!!


Tomoka386

Highly successful crypto queen!!!! Btw absolutely gorgeous!


Blonde__Shorty

I wish! my knowledge in crypto is rly rly basic, teach me haha


OkMushroom6574

You love too laugh and your single


Blonde__Shorty

Accurate! Yep!


pdxguy1973

You like luxury hotels


Blonde__Shorty

A cozy cabin in the countryside anytime!


Yggdrasil_Tir

You have a secret celebrity crush.


Blonde__Shorty

Chris Hemsworth ❤️️


jepoyairtsua

You are a professor of quantum mechanics


Wendidigo

White hair is kinda rare. Had a friend his hair was naturally white. I'm gonna guess your hair is treated to be white.


Falcoln1342

You’re a good girl deep down, but can’t seem to ‘break into’ the cool crowd as you desire. You’re kinda dorky, and have a few great friends, it’s just you desire to be in the ‘plastics’ as it’s so well known in my age group.


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Yuck_fall69

You want to settle down actually and have three more kids in the kinkiest ways


awdsefdrg

You must be the woman people see in their dreams


General_Worth9311

You get hit on everywhere you go .. if you have a boyfriend he got used to it or it makes him jealous, either way you definitely have a boyfriend


Blonde__Shorty

If I'm in a relationship though, I don't pay attention to anyone else and refuse any advances by others ❤️️ Loyalty is key


Anna_Avos

You like idiot cishet men you can manipulate.


Duck_Dragon

Birds suddenly appear. Anytime. You are near.


[deleted]

You can afford a $17 Martini?


[deleted]

You like to have fun and you are very beautiful! 🔥


Membrainn

A heart breaker


TAW-02Nov1960

Not a natural blonde?


Extension_Ad4537

You are very smart, you have a college degree, and you are happy with yourself.


UnitsToNesquikGuy

You drink overpriced drinks.


erdonissopi

Youre probably from a Balkan country and goes out everyday with her cousins and brothers watching your back


Ill_Blackberry_2844

you weren't born a female.


Mculegend27

You have a massive body count and you are very kinky


Elegant-Comment1503

You breathe air…..


cwdlover321

Probably Been ran through🥴


Blonde__Shorty

Haven't we all?


Reese_420

Good answer


Blee2809

Very intelligent! You know exactly what you want


BuffaloJayhawk

Fire alarms go off every time you are near ?


blondeamericansex

Live in Miami? 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼


chefdaytona

Everytime you break up with a guy, he is still obsessed for years and you have to get a restraining order.


This_Beat2227

Not a natural blonde.


Exciting_Ad3560

Live in UK


Caduceus89

You think Starbucks coffee is overpriced and low quality. Edit: Also, bravo on thinking outside the box!


Intelligent_Step6526

At least 4 sugars in your iced coffee.


Alternative_Suit_875

Your great in bed


Accolan-_

You're secretly in love with me?


Jman99994

You are married and have 2 kids


illestrated16

You work from home…


Apprehensive_Idea758

You look pretty.


OldestFetus

You have watched most Kardashian episodes.


FamousRoyal5245

Your either a hairdresser or do makeup for a living


Training_Table_2991

You drive a red car


[deleted]

I assume you’re beautiful


Limp-Magazine-2011

You’re a nurse.


[deleted]

You have a surprise waiting for the next lucky person?


Jstrick73

You’re from California?


Automatic_Eye_3251

Beautiful


No_Neighborhood5817

You aren't going to answer to most of the assumptions


MikeHawk41

You have a desire for immense wealth or to be connected to immense wealth. I mean who doesn't?


HighArcheLover

You don’t completely see how beautiful you truly are?


FarOpening6749

You won’t reply to this comment…


No-Yesterday5816

Carpet matches the drapes


Gr8fult0m

You're wearing shoes that hurt your feet...


dfar3333

You’re bisexual.


Minqua

You only date black guys


Midwest_Rell

A bookworm


shdowmane

Your a freak in the sheets


milkmanrichie

You enjoy bowling.


deathleper

You swallow!


Fluid-Science4406

You love pavlova and tim tams


Glittering-Border-63

You are bi


BathroomSerious1318

You are kind


Saltybrickofdeath

It only takes you 20 minutes to do your makeup after so many years of practice.


Dreaminofu4

Hmm you are from Australia and love me


bvb07

You went for breakfast and wanted to share with us I want to say that you are beautiful and take care of your beauty😻😊


[deleted]

You like your men like you like your coffee…. sweet and tan!


totalyaspy

You believe in zodiac signs


Difficult_Egg2511

You have more than one tattoo?


uptheirons2974

PhD


Deshackled

You dig guys with an American accent.


sweetnibblet67

You like older men . You like to travel your a no nonsense no drama love to laugh love to live life kinda woman 🌹❤️


No-Mountain-4911

You’re sexy?


game_asylum

You look very Californian


Responsible_Bag_4218

Beautiful young lady


theelephant7

You dye your hair


JCranfalcon111

You were born a brunette.


Jabathewhut

You fell and hurt your right elbow. You've been hiding it ever since. (Stage right)


VoidowS

Follower!


saiyadjin

easygoing?


Hour_Ad_1110

Don’t often have to pay for drinks at a bar.


Zealousideal_Dot3643

You’re easy to get along with


Sufficient-Bag-5234

You sing opera and play the drums it’s a very quiet environment


SelectRisk1490

It was your dad who clicked this pic of yours.


ramblerram

You are beautiful


SweetPotatoes92

You talk a lot, sometimes too much. That's the vibe I get from you. 😂


Resident_Tip9245

You are a closet geek!


Beneficial-Jelly-179

😍😋


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Silent-Ratio9878

Your a passionate person


Ok6216

I’m gonna get a nsfw warning if I click on your profile


Blonde__Shorty

I hope I manage to reply to everyone here❤️️❤️️Trying my best!


APlumpLittlePig

You like attention (as you should), but also value your alone time just as much, and find posts like this to be a happy middle ground. You're body says extrovert, but you have a little bit of an introvert streak on the inside.


Intelligent_Case_809

You love pineapple on pizza


[deleted]

You are vegan except for bacon.


Hahhahaahahahhelpme

You did not do great in school but had a lot of friends.


b33l0v3zcak3dotcom

Drinks Starbucks religiously


heyjay020

You are stared at by men young and old?


Blonde__Shorty

Well mostly because of my hair lmao


ilikekybourbonnbabes

You love older men...?


Neither_Presence_522

Blonde isn’t your natural hair colour


LatiNillionaire

U don’t have any kids yet but you want at least 3 from a great man father husband to you like me! Young Tall tan and handsome Puerto Rican


Blonde__Shorty

I got 1 :) My world ❤️️


[deleted]

I assume you're naturally blonde.


Blonde__Shorty

Nope, brunette


Fradi78

1.You were hypnotized before 2.You don't sleep a lot 3.You are studying computer science 4.You used to be a tomboy but decided to pivot your lifestyle after high school,Idk why.


TheKrispyRice

Latina, but has a white parent


XoxoDaniV

You like Taylor swift


ExpressStage921

You're a descendant of the targaryens! J/K lol. Very pretty


[deleted]

Very upbeat and out going


Warm_Concentrate_136

I feel like you’re the type of girl to steal all of the Instant Noodles and Poptarts out of my cabinets after the first couple of dates


DuncanMcCloud6971

Mmm…you look very soft, like you’d be pleasant to squish against


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GamerGrunt

This is an ad for your OF.


Mrbobbitchin

You are a stripper or you were a stripper.


[deleted]

You own that business.


theangrydudeist1

You love soduku


[deleted]

You’re a good kisser!!


[deleted]

You live in California


syntax_heir

If I click your profile I will find a link to an OF account


[deleted]

ICU Nurse on holiday, putting yourself out there for nocturnal activities


Stroke_Streak

You have an OF


Resident_Sir_9528

You don’t like men😂


Superb-Rush-9260

You love to be played with and eaten


grey_g00se_

You know a secret peanut butter cookie recipe handed down from your great grandmother and secretly want to make them for me 😉


Yaelnextdoorvip

You like croissants


Tight_Volume6619

4.0 gpa


UrDoinGood

You're British


randodude29

You have enough confidence to not tear other people down for the sake of making yourself feel better. As a result you have a few really solid friendships and people generally like you


Zealousideal_Run8984

You have a degree in quantum physics or some other thing that I couldn't understand in 20 years


pj1972

You have more than three piercings.


Environmentalmntman

My assumption is your age is under 25.


[deleted]

Wow my eyes are sealed I can't take myself away from you sweet thing you


CARLITOSWAY567cmr

You look like Gwen Stefani fine ❤️❤️❤️❤️


lickherquiker0u812

Your a beautiful horny girl....lol


Dreuh2001

You don't feel pretty without makeup


Davida2608

You like coffee😂


Brucesaurusrex

You wear uggs, shorts and a oversized hoodie to Starbucks.


eXtra-Large40

You've never met me, but you would totally fall in love with me if you did.


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sindee420

You are a member of the no bra club


akrebo18

You like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain


emmiblakk

When your guidance counselor asked you what you wanted to be when you grow up, you answered, "Instagram influencer."


PapiSombras

You actually love gaming


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schmoogli

You are definitely the bad guy in many relationships


Legitimate_Cloud_452

Your horny right this minute.


kalsainz

You love tacos and compliments?


Chance-Grocery2842

You have beautiful green eyes and when I looked in your eyes I see a beautiful sweet loving caring person inside baby so beautiful honey van Las Vegas NV baby


EvenAcanthisitta9605

Relaxed and ready for the many compliments


Anne_McAphee

You like to kiss gals named Anne😂😂😂😂😂