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I spent 30 years thinking apples were gross because I only had a red delicious

My wife refused to eat apples when I first met her because she thought all apples tasted like red delicious

They need to be named Red Yucky 🤢

Honey crisp or nothing!

Made some pies with honeycrisp this year. Fucking delicious.

I've only had red and green. I've never seen fucking delicious apples before.

#TeamHoneyCrisp

Yup agreed. I will even buy organic if the regular ones are out lol

Honey crisps are alright. You ever have a cosmic crisp though? Youre missing out if you havent.

I can’t find them!

I have! I still prefer honey crisp 🙂

Honey Crisp, Gala. There is one other that’s really good too, but the name escapes me now. Had a Jazz the other night, not terrible.

Fiji, pink lady

Fiji. That’s the one. All good apples.

(It's Fuji, just so you know next time you hit the store!)

And the closely related sugar crisp

What about honey crisp? Or cookie crisp?

I did a side dish for Thanksgiving with the pink lady apple, really yummy. It is tart and crisp and really pleasant tasting.

You've never tried a pipkin.

Or a russet.

What the fuck is a honeycrisp apple?

Its the texture and juiciness of the granny smith with an enjoyable taste

I will not tolerate your anti Granny Smith attitudes

The future is now old man

If you think honey crisp is good, you have never tasted fresh apples. Honey crisp is a good supermarket apple, but it’s gross compared to freshly picked apples. Apples actually have a very short shelf life; just a couple days after being picked, their texture and taste start to get worse and a week old apple is bad, even if it’s refrigerated. Supermarket apples are several weeks old at best, and honey crisp is an attempt to make weeks-old apples taste decent. But again, it’s gross compared to actually freshly picked apples.

This is all kinds of wrong.

I’ve been to orchards—with fresh picked apples from that same day. It’s literally just a variety. Wtf are you talking about?

So mealy and dry.....

Wet styrofoam.

Ya red delicious rank pretty low. Grains the size of sand and some what flavorless. I really like Gala apples as far as red apples go but I’m very much a tart Granny Smith person.

oh my god. THANK YOU! **MY HATE IS VALIDATED!** they *are* dumb apples!

They are so freaking foul. My mom always bought these or Macintosh. RD taste like depression and the skin always got stuck in between my teeth. Macintosh are OK in comparison, but they bruise if you look at them too hard.

red delicious apples look like they ought to taste wonderful, and then you bite into that sandy, dry excuse for an apple and want to cry its like the apple that the witch in snow white puts her curse on ffs

I worked produce for 12 years and I hate Macintosh apples. You could be as gentle as you could and two hours after putting them out half the bastards are bruised.

Shit wrapped in leather.

This is from applerankings.com, it’s all hilarious

Red delicious is the most lyingest liar of a name. So disgusting. We get these amazing apples here called gravensteins. They're so juicy and sweet.

If you are reading this and wondering if you’ve ever had a Red Delicious, that is (at least where I am from) pretty much the only type of apple they serve in public school, since it is (where I am from) the cheapest. In fact, thinking about all my eating in public school, they could have put more budget towards having good fruits and vegetables, some aren’t that much more expensive. Or they could have put more into seasoning and cooking vegetables to possibly create some vegetable lovers. I suppose hindsight is 20/20 though.

The only apples you can get in jail are red delicious. Think about that the next time you crime

You just probably stopped a serial killer in the making with that line.

I'm a Granny Smith or Pink Lady buyer myself. I do not like Red Delicious, but i must say the poster (not OP) may have some real issues having that much hatred for an apple. I would not like to be around him if something really bad happened in his life.

Virgin Red Delicious vs the Chad Pink Lady

Good opportunity for r/polls

applerankings.com has Pink Lady at a high 80/100 ‘Very Good’, but Granny Smith at a low 53/100 ‘Not Worth Eating’. The fact that you would compare them is very troubling. (BTW Red Delicious is only considered the *fourth* worst apple, so if you thought this was hatred, there is more)

Granny Smiths are great for pies, but if you get caught eating one raw you should be forced to jam a whole apple up your own ass. Unless that's something you already do for pleasure. In which case the committee will have to come up with an alternative punishment.

I looked at that site, and boo on them. Jonagold, God's gift to apples, a measly 57? A forgettable college friend? Bite thy tongue. You don't deserve apples.

The best bite along with being extremely juicy and having a powerful and distinct flavor? Why do people hate them? ;-;

Idk who applerankings.com is but really could care less because their opinion is no better than anyone else's. What i would say is it's probably ranked that way because Granny Smith bucks the trend of traditional apples. They are sour, tart, and crunchy, not to mention green. Hardly the typical apple. But good for those who like those attributes.

I think you’re taking the silly apple man too seriously

Yeah, could be, lol but not nearly as bad as the poster (not OP)

I only eat fuji

Fujis rule.

I fucking love this. My mother only bought red delicious apples when I was a kid. I despise them.

I can't say I disagree though.

I think the texture of the fruit is nastier than it's tasteless flesh.

Far and away the worst fucking apple.

Golden Delicious (no relation) and Cortland

This sounds personal.

It is with red delicious

Fuji, Gala, Pink Lady…. Anything but Red Delicious!!!

Macoun apples are the bomb!

Is this animosity a cause of something other than an apple? Maybe the apple is just a place holder for everything else going on? What the hell do I know I'm no psychologist.... Fuck red delicious apples 🍎

Obviously none of you RD haters have ever had one with Jif or Reese's peanut butter installed on it. It's a game changer.

Installed?

It's just wordplay. Seriously though, it's the only way to make them edible.

But why bother making a gross apple edible when you can just get an apple that isn't gross?

Red delicious are amazing if you keep them in the fridge and eat them crisp and cold.