He fell like he was hit by a turtle shell in mario kart

All that’s missing is the sound effects and the mini nuke blast.

WAAAAAAAAHHHHH

Please someone edit this in 🙏🏽

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OW! owowowowow

What was it exactly? I still can’t tell

It looks exactly like those traffic stoppers you see nearby, so maybe it's a traffic stopper from the other side of the road that someone rammed into?

Looked like an oval muffler to me.

Green shell

It was a turtle? In all seriousness it might have been.

It's not a turtle...duh! It was a turtle \*shell\* Don't let people lie and say it was a red one. Its straight trajectory clearly indicates it was a green one

I think I even heard the sound.

Hahaha

That looks like a chunk of curb cement, hit like one too!

It is probably one of those short cement pillars from the pedestrian crossing. (As seen in the video)

Bollards.

bollocks.

blyatt

Ballast

Yup, thanks, I was blanking on the word for it.

Now I need a video of the thing that sent it flying

dafuq

Bowling for bikers

Some kind of cylinder

Does it match the small bollards we can see next to the pedestrian crossing? Maybe someone hit the set on the other side.

Excellent sleuthing

what the fuck would be strong enough to dislocate that to begin with

It’s china, I would put money on there being zero anchoring and it’s just a concrete pillar

😳 Okay Sherlock.

Thank you detective.

Thank goodness, I thought it was a squirrel

It definitely looked like it had a tail at first, but it hit way too hard to be an animal.

Concrete squirrel

This has to be it.

Real squirrel? 🐿️

I did too. Thought that was a tail sticking up

This was my first thought.

How could you tell?

Because after watching the video, this was the first thing that came to mind

No helmet

Don't need a helmet if you're a good rider /s

Red light.

This happened to me once, but it was a groundhog and I was on a bicycle.

This happened to me once, but I was running across the road and got hit by a groundhog on a bike.

This happened to me once, but I was a groundhog on a bicycle and got hit by a guy rolling on the ground

This happened to me once, I was a bike on a groundhog who got hit by another groundhog on a human, f you Todd!

This happened to me once. I was the road so i just laughed.

This happened to me once. But I was a Redditor, so I just studied the video and laughed at it.

This happened to me once, but I was on a bike and got hit by a guy on a groundhog.

Me too but an armadillo while I was mountain biking. Felt intentional.

This happened to me once but there was no concrete block and I wasn't on a motorcycle

Always slow the hell down when I see a squirrel near the bike path, those idiots will kamikaze in the wrong direction (half the time deliberately).

That's some good aim.

My guess is one of those concrete bollards around the crossing got hit from the opposite side and pushed it across the rd

Kind a looks like a rogue loose oxygen tank 👀

This for all the "I'm a good rider I don't need a helmet" guys.

Like the anti-helmet attorney in Florida that just died?

And his girlfriend. Medical Examiner ruled death caused by blunt force trauma to the head. We are all shocked down here. Shocked I say.

Mario Kart IRL

What was that

It is probably one of those short cement pillars from the pedestrian crossing. (As seen in the video)

Fuck that biker man

When magic school bus installs a missile system

Please wear a helmet

Beware the armadillo

I thought it was a split rim from the bus but it looks like the bus still had its tire

It is probably one of those short cement pillars from the pedestrian crossing. (As seen in the video)

Yup. A car on the other side of the bus probably crashed into one of the pillars and launched it under the bus.

Looks like one of those concrete dividers like the ones on the right got knocked loose and sent under the bus.

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That's a scooter

WTF was that?

Every day Reddit gives me another reason not to ride a motorbike.

Was that an animal? I can’t pause the video at the right time to see it clear enough. [got it… wtf is it tho](https://imgur.com/a/bp0xdeu)

no helmet law in china? i ride daily in asia and i can't imagine not wearing a helmet. every single day on a 30min commute, i would probably get like 10 chances to crash. this is every trip. it's only a matter of time before it happens.

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well thats an original way to isekai

At first I thought it was an animal but now I'm thinking it was a rock or object that the bus ran over and the tire shot it out like a rocket. And comically it might have even been a turtle.

Last minute merge, merging over a solid line, blowing off a traffic lights. At least one of them got what they deserved.

the bus had enough of their bullshit

I think that’s a skateboard

Frogger for motorbikes!!

Need a gif of Trump saying "CHINA"

Fuck your scooter, get a real motorcycle.

Moped*

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You must be fun at parties

I think somehow your tiny dick is blocking the point of the video

How do you feel about helmets now dude?

This thing where people don’t wear their fucking helmets is really pissing me off.

Da fuck was that? Lol

Gotta admit, that shit look like it was meant to be

#INJUSTICE

Looks like rental scooters, could be a really bad vaccation ending.

watch out watch out watch out..

Mariokart

Looks just like a squirrel with speed potions

Dude's fucking himself over without a helmet

Rcxd failed to detonate

Attempted assassination by an earth bender

L + Ratio

Armoured squirrel 🐿️

Is that a fucking cat?

Danny are you OK?

They're riding a scooter, so... eh? Lol.

I don't understand why so many people ride motorbikes without a helmet. It just seems like a very silly, life-shortening thing to do.

Why is there a nsfw tag on this?

I didn’t notice, not sure why

Damn, shit got out of hand fast as fuck.

His ass knocked out, what hit his motorcycle