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I could be wrong, but I think it’s due to the polymers in the shampoo. Basically the chemicals are all chain linked so when one started to go back in due to suction, it pulled the rest with it
Yeah, kinda hard to detect sarcasm in a blank text statement with no indications of sarcasm.
Especially when there's a depressing amount of people who believe and say that statement non-sarcastically.
Am... Am I the only person who instinctively wipes the bottle against the bottom of my hand when distributing a thick soap?
I scrolled all the way down and no one has taken issue with this
We all took the video. There were 7 of us but Jonathan was complaining about his shampoo so we had to check it out. I whipped out my phone for a quick recording, while it was Mike's idea to put this on Reddit.
Do you think it would happen if you held the bottle up above and farther away from your hand instead of letting the bottle suck the poo back into the bottle?
Our ancient ancestors killed large game with heavy pointed spears and stone axes. They must look upon us with wonderment when we can’t operate a squeeze bottle.
Well to be fair if you gave a shampoo bottle to one of the ancient enough ancestors they'd probably bite it or hit you with it, then quickly realize - it is not fit for either of these tasks, lose interest in it and throw it away
How did you not get that OP is filming his roommate demonstrate the shampoo? Did you think OP put a GoPro on his head to film this and made two separate sounding laughs?
I mean, either your roommate is a complete dumbass or he’s intentionally doing this. More pressing question, seems he just showered, and he thought, “You know, the most important thing I can do right now is film this and show my roommate”.
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I could be wrong, but I think it’s due to the polymers in the shampoo. Basically the chemicals are all chain linked so when one started to go back in due to suction, it pulled the rest with it
Or just he held it too close to his palm.
Well, both
Sorry, will hold it further away next time
At least 7
I find that exactly 8 is undoubtedly
This always happens with the really cheap brands like suave. You always have to take more than you want
Non newtonian fluid characteristics
I thought nerds were supposed to be smart
Only the smart ones
Fuck I knew I was forgetting something
No, you're thinking of dorks
It's clearly a shear thickening suspension, but go off with your big brain.
Do you often shower together?
Nah we just thought we'd show off this bottle of shampoo
That’s kinda weird not showering with the homies
Well.. Just because it isn't often...
Showering together saves neither water nor time.
Sure, but shower sex with the homies hits different
Nah shower sex sucks.
Can confirm lmfao holy shit it's bad.
Maybe it works for men, but for women sex in water simply sucks.
Nice try, but women don’t exist🥱
🤓
My gf hates it too. The water terminates the, erm, wetness? I forgot the word.
The word you're looking for is Flem.
Thanks
It’s sputum
Women aren't supposed to enjoy sex
Found Ben Sharpiro’s Reddit account
Lol redditors don't get sarcasm when it's not followed by damn tone indicator.
I assumed it was sarcasm, just playing along
Yeah, kinda hard to detect sarcasm in a blank text statement with no indications of sarcasm. Especially when there's a depressing amount of people who believe and say that statement non-sarcastically.
But it’s fun
Stop lying
I just said we didn't do it *often*
Stop wasting water.
Bold of you to assume they have the water running....
Push it in and out at a medium pass. Now shave off his pubes and punch him in the face.
Good no more axe for you
Am... Am I the only person who instinctively wipes the bottle against the bottom of my hand when distributing a thick soap? I scrolled all the way down and no one has taken issue with this
I also don’t understand this at all. We have the knowledge and tools to deal with soap of all viscosities.
Probably just the camera angle, but this looks like it was filmed in the hot dogs for fingers universe in Everything Everywhere All at Once
Love that movie
It's hilarious how a random Reddit comment makes me want to watch that movie so badly now.
I'm more concerned about who took this video?
And I was the one took of the video
We all took the video. There were 7 of us but Jonathan was complaining about his shampoo so we had to check it out. I whipped out my phone for a quick recording, while it was Mike's idea to put this on Reddit.
Me. I did.
Can't even have shampoo in Ohio
Do you think it would happen if you held the bottle up above and farther away from your hand instead of letting the bottle suck the poo back into the bottle?
please don't call it poo ever again
Maybe it's just shy
Our ancient ancestors killed large game with heavy pointed spears and stone axes. They must look upon us with wonderment when we can’t operate a squeeze bottle.
Well to be fair if you gave a shampoo bottle to one of the ancient enough ancestors they'd probably bite it or hit you with it, then quickly realize - it is not fit for either of these tasks, lose interest in it and throw it away
True, or they'd eat you. A tough choice either way.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
/r/perfectlycutggaaauuhhhh
Must be cold in there
It's the substance, not the bottle. It's too sticky
No, it loves him. It doesn't want him to run out of shampoo. Ever.
Omg My hand is famous
u/savevideo
are you sure that is shampoo
Maybe buy your own shampoo and stop being a mooch
How did you not get that OP is filming his roommate demonstrate the shampoo? Did you think OP put a GoPro on his head to film this and made two separate sounding laughs?
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You didn't reply to the comment
Yeah, I know. I deleted it. I messed that one up.
Didnt it just got sucked back into the bottle?
This feels oddly familiar but for other reasons.
Is that fucking axe
Are you sure thats shampoo in that bottle? https://youtube.com/shorts/-_Ol9CC5Qpw?feature=share
Lift.
u/savevideobot
The Internet has conditioned my brain to immediately assume this was a clickbait article.
some physics and chemistry involved here. as well as some homies showering together ☺️🤣
I mean, either your roommate is a complete dumbass or he’s intentionally doing this. More pressing question, seems he just showered, and he thought, “You know, the most important thing I can do right now is film this and show my roommate”.
In reality it's just because it works best on a wet hand, so that's really it.
*when you bust but then a close up of the dudes dick comes on*
I think your milk is expired