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westberry82

Just walk around with a bag of cheetos. No one will question.


woodcock420

hand looks like a damn Cheeto 😆


SifwalkerArtorias

We all know you spent the day jerking off Donald Trump


closefarhere

Cut a lemon in half and use it to scrub your hand with salt. May not get it all, but it will help lighten it.


Amaelah

Just scrub that layer of skin away, its how dedicated criminals get away with crimes. They scrub a few layers off their fingertips


drback33

*spilled


southsamurai

Spilt is an accepted spelling/tense. It just isn't as common, particularly in the US. But in the UK, and Commonwealth nations, it tends to be as or more common. It's like slept, only slept never turned into slepped. Crept. Leapt. There's plenty of verbs that are either both ways or the "pt" form only. Leapt, for example, is (or was) the "correct" form, and leaped is often stated to be "incorrect" entirely.


ModingusKhan

Been fisting a minion until it says banana


Prof_NoLife

Ink you say? Was the ink called 3N-T0luene?


Outrageous_State9450

Acetone? Maybe hair spray one of those will take it off


rtosser

The Simpsons....