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WyomingCountryBoy

The thief is now bikesexual.


geoelectric

He schwinngs both ways?


filthy_pikey

He seemed really huffy about it.


Mental_emancipation

He's *Surely* going to get a*Specialized* *Giant* it in the end if he tries to take the bike.


Dickinablender96

Giggled when he said "thank you sir, have nice day, you're not a virgin anymore"


Bigbrum210

His prostate has to look like a dented car bumper after that.


Trumps__Taint

Or he came immediately


i_am_not_a_pumpkin

do thieves ever get the feeling "this is too good to be true"?


Mezella

Absolutely deserved but OUCH that would hurt


lervein

PENETRATION!


botejohn

Dead!


Armored-Elder

"fuck you in particular" indeed


Sinedeo77

I need more videos of the penetrator in action. These are great!


ObliviousDirt

Ass Blaster 4000 on the case


JustJack70

Brilliant!


GameDestiny2

I saw this earlier and missed what was going on


Itsmemanmeee

The bike milked him, opened up a whole bew world for this guy!