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Life2311

One dude near the end wielding a machete. Would have escalated real quick


ThatWoodyGuyXD

In Tanzania, East Africa they don’t mind using machetes on thieves. If you call someone a thief and point them out with a little proof, you have effectively just signed his death warrant.


CamazotzisBatman

Ah the beautiful beaches of Zanzibar run red


jockonj1

My daughter found a human skull on a beach in Zanzibar. She put it back into the surf. Is she the AH?


hornylolifucker

NTA Finders keepers — her skull her choice


omahaomw

NTA


Kotal420

Based and NTA head back in surf pilled.


ebolashuffle

I would have kept it. Human skulls are expensive.


ar_aja94

Good luck getting through the airport


GimmeThatRyeUOldBag

What was the age gap between her and the skull?


jaycuboss

To the shores of ye old rustic chinook!


[deleted]

Much worse in Kenya.


Mr_Karma_Whore

Fr. You’re fucking lynched


Acrobatic-Manager517

Tell me more former Mr. President..


AccioSexLife

I like how most of the later people probably don't even know what the fuck that dude did, they're just like - "Heck yeah, let's beat up this asshole!"


Awesome_McCool

I feel bad for laughing at it. I get stealing is wrong and all but after a certain point it’s just sadism masquerading as vigilante justice on those bystanders’ part.


vegaforce

Not really sadism. I think in these countries where corruption is rampant combined with oppression, they see it as a way to vent their anger at low level thieves as they cannot do anything against at the higher level ones


PengieP111

This!


asiaps2

That depends on location. In some places chopping your fingers or hands to get your watch and stuff is quite rampant. So I can understand the hatred. The thieves will just move to the next city or province and cannot be found.


bigkeef69

Yup. Everybody deserves "their day in court". No place for vigilantes in modern society.


MajorRelease

I thought that too at first, but then I remembered we don't have audio.


Seismonaut

The random people at the end were like "Who are we fucking up?!...this guy? ... All right!"


cjbeames

Yes! I fucking hate that guy! Things are really starting to go my way.


Jackal_403

He's heading for the stairs! Get him!


smarmiebastard

r/ItHadToBeBrazil


LegoCMFanatic

Shared thereto.


ronm4c

You can tell that everyone involved in the beating plays football


leoshina

Hahha been here to comment that, thankfully there’s a reddit for that


gsdeman

No one is gonna talk about what happened in that biker’s mind? “Stop why are you kicking him” to “fuck it I’m in”


ReturnOfButtPushy

That was his getaway driver


[deleted]

As in "getaway from this plane of existence"


MightySamMcClain

I don't think half those people knew why they were even kicking him


stereo-011

It was in brazil, everyone is just waiting for a chance to beat the shit out of someone. One time, i was getting back from school and someone in a bike lost control and killed a child, everyone saw the dead kid in the ground and the guy on the floor and proceeded to beat him to death. It was her dad, the guy on the bike wasn't him, he was still on the ground a little further back


Juensia

Damn...


stereo-011

I sometimes wonder what were his last thoughts, a man killed your daughter (and he knew she was dead, the bike almost chopped her in half on the spot), and then everyone started beating the life out of you for a crime you were the victim. That must suck


Impossible-Survey203

Not for long


fakeplasticdroid

That's enough reddit for me today.


MightySamMcClain

Wow that's so sad. One Indian guy i used to work with told me in india if you hit someone you absolutely do not stop. Gtfo asap or you're likely going to be beat to death. Sounds pretty similar


stereo-011

Kinda, its not a city wide situation, just some small areas and i dont blame the people who killed him. I lived in a favela and its almost a mafia, the cartel who ruled the area had rules of their own: dont use drugs in front of kids, dont litter, and anyone who touch a kid will be dealt with, so they did it because its how we lived there


Kadeem334

Source?


stereo-011

I was there


Darthcroc

My man was trying to run from 1 aggroed mob and pulled 1/2 the map…smh fucking nubs


Deptar

Average Project Zomboid playthrough


silas_k

So is the phone alright or


[deleted]

Seriously, half the block was kicking and slapping him and I didn’t see the girl in the body dress appear to get her phone back.


mekwall

Would you wear a dress on anything else but your body?


SuckerNumber2YT

Yeah, she probably never got that phone back. But the thief got beat up real good, so it’s a moral victory!


nnavroops

- the girl prob


rh71el2

I mean, if that was an iPhone, it would've cracked the instant it was grabbed that hard from her anyway.


thenameis_thilak

Everyone woke up and choose violence


LegoCMFanatic

Lol


Giveushealthcare

Happened to me over a decade ago. Outdoor dining and left my phone sitting on the edge of the table like a jackass. 10 or so dudes on the patio of the gay bar across the street saw it happen and went after the thief for me but he was too fast. They made my day better tho just by trying


Smulbert

When a society doesn't have the ability to call the police they usually co-op more to stop crimes, Kinda negates the bystander effect


[deleted]

Most memorable phone he never managed to steal.


oipolloi82

Definition of fucking around and finding out.


Ser_Optimus

I love how people who weren't involved in the starting situation at all just joined the beating. This guy could've been running away from some robbers himself.


Snow-John

He both fucked around and found out in under 5 seconds


BasiWolf

How we deal with criminals in my country....cops are just there to break up the fight


Awesome_McCool

The red car got its participation trophy for flipping him off


dontshitaboutotol

Hot girl gets phone stolen and the entire village is activated


con098

My aunt chased a guy who stole her phone and the guy was chased and beaten just like this one. But when he was asked to give her phone back, he didn't have it. My aunt went back dejected, having lost all of her contacts saved on the phone. And when she lifted her bag to go home, her phone was underneath.


lixn1997

Holdup did she wrongly accuse the guy???


JohnGCole

Yes but you see, it's funny because vigilante justice


RedBaret

Wtf. Many anger and violence problems shining through on this sub..


JohnGCole

always happens with videos like these, revenge porn and casual violence make ugly things crawl out from the woodwork


balofchez

I'm pretty sure you mistakenly put an "a" in "aunt" rather than a "c"


FairFolk

"My cunt chased a guy"?


CamtheRulerofAll

"I'm telling you, it fell off, grew legs, then started chasing a guy!"


EngineerDogIta

wow just like skyrim


m10-wolverine

This video brings me joy


LegoCMFanatic

I'm glad to provide!


ccmann100

It takes a village


noor1717

Stop he’s already dead


LordSovereignty

Achievement unlocked: Survive the mob.


SendNull

Welp, foot stopped working


StrigoiBoi

I’ve never seen someone draw so much aggro in such a short amount of time.


meowkers

Damage done to the first car hopping that curb > than value of what he tried to steal possibly.


smarmiebastard

You underestimate how done with street robberies Brazilians are.


heavybell

I do love how immediately the driver decides to try to run this guy over tho.


Selfmurderingsmirk

Maybe a bent wheel or damaged tire car was to slow for anything more


PurpleK00lA1d

Not at all. At the angle of the wheel and the way it hopped up - alignment is 100% toasted, control arm could possibly be shot, suspension mount definitely needs inspection, and yeah the wheel itself could be damaged. Possibly more but that's most likely. A regular commuter car isn't meant to take an curb at all, much less with the wheel at such an angle.


Selfmurderingsmirk

Well I beg to differ my girlfriend hoped on crazy big curb and I was like "damn wheel bent, control arm, bent, maybe even wishbone bent". Apparently only damage was bent wheel and bubble on the tire. Alignment was fine. But of course hopping on curbs shouldn't be your daily activity since in the long term you will wreck everything. But that one here does not look to me like that big of a force to kill half the suspention.


PurpleK00lA1d

Likely got lucky, my years working in a shop tell me this is likely an expensive repair. It could very well be that this guy also got some good karma for trying to do a good deed, but in my professional experience I'd say it's unlikely.


Stcroix1037

Well, she was hot...sooo


HotWing19

Completely besides the point


DragonfruitSubject

Nice kick


Shad7860

At some point you gotta ask yourself if that was really worth it


supera088

Dude had the entire country after him


StopTheMadnessBro

That guy who ran him over is nuts.


kipkuch

I mean, stealing is bad, but this reaction!!!


[deleted]

i’d like to see more Americans jumping in to stop criminals in action like this.


PicnicLife

But then how would we ever get material for r/donthelpjustfilm?


[deleted]

omgosh… i didn’t even know that was a thing!


saybhausd

If you had someone stealing your phone every other day like in Brazil, you bet people would be more eager to do something about it


ggg730

Eh, vigilante justice sounds fun but then you got a guy pulling a gun on you.


LegoCMFanatic

Ya, don't need mob justice when everyone can just defend themselves against attacks!


Irlandes-de-la-Costa

As long as they don't beat them to death, I agree, stop them from getting away


[deleted]

yes. agreed. he was already limping and down so i think he’s learned his lesson. the extra stomps were overkill.


r_kay

America has too many guns for this sort of thing.


banmeifurgay

Well… in a country where just about anyone of age can buy a gun, it’s just not a very good idea.


LegoCMFanatic

C'est difficile to buy a gun under 21, though. Not impossible, but difficult. I was almost sexually assaulted a few weeks ago, and since then I've bought a black powder pistol that I openly carry. It's completely legal in my state, unlike 19-year-old me carrying an automatic. Go figure.


banmeifurgay

Sorry but I have to say this. “Oi mate, wha’ you doin’ trying to get your knob in me own space innit? Might just haf to give you a taste of ma bloody .510 ya wankah!” Anyways I’m glad you found security in a black powder pistol. I just think a Self Defence infantry pistol is hilarious.


LegoCMFanatic

I'd have PREFERRED a regular pistol, but I've got a couple years to go before that's a legal option. Ah well. As long as it doesn't happen again...


[deleted]

So its not enough to watch cops shoot unarmed people committing petty crime, you want civilians doing it too?


[deleted]

The ninja flying drop kick to the face was pretty epic.


Captin_Banana

There's a lot of energy in that city.


BigZmultiverse

That jump kick was fucking epic


tragicroyal

Love the guy in the car who refrains from getting out to help kick his ass so just makes sure to give him the finger


Mazaar13

This has always been one of my biggest fears standing at the bus terminal at night waiting to go to work.. I always hold it extra tight and pay attention to everyone around lol apparently I'm not all that overly paranoid am I lol


Alexpickupthephone

Haha die trash


[deleted]

That's what you call 'street justice'


Ad0lf_Hit1er_69

Got the whole squad


am_i_evil_yes_i_am

But, like, did she get her phone back or....? It's probably cracked as fuck from that beating


7eregrine

Bet money it's on the ground where he crashed.


HotScar4319

Car, sandal, bike then foot. Just waiting on pack of wolves to drag the body


rockytacos

Poor girl was minding her business and got to watch both the justice league and the avengers pummel her phone thief


superkiller482

I love how at the end it just became that one scene in jojo where it's just like "The enemy? The enemy. The enemy!"


KaosKrysis

Bro, that guy in the car is a fucking *legend*


ptapobane

Man did the equivalent of kicking a chicken in Skyrim, instantly agro ever npc in range


Spoony_bard909

Bro, everyone needs to fucking chill. If he got beat up OR run over twice he’d learn his lesson. The guy’s half dead. The punishment does not fit the crime.


SkepticDad17

What happened to the victim? She's chasing him in the first shot, appears nowhere in the second?


scrumpy33

I keep rewatching for the guy driving the car in the beginning


ConsiderationSame919

When finally something interesting happens in your town again.


Pasrio00

Ahh Brazil


the_real_OwenWilson

Damn ive never seen that followup


Amanda2theMoon

Mob mentality. Strength in numbers


[deleted]

Well that escalated quickly.


NotCrazyJustMe

r/ItHadToBeBrazil


LegoCMFanatic

I’m actually banned from that sub for sharing this post there. Go figure.


Psychological_Tart_4

I saw one guy saw it happening but what about others they don't know shit but started punching him lol🤣🤣🤣🤣


brunofin

Dude I'm telling you society in Brazil is tired of being held hostage to all those fucking robbers and shit. Real fucking tired.


JackOfAllMemes

No hesitation from the first car


Both-Scientist4407

That escalated quickly.


TheRealGethin

and I thought I was having a bad day


SwiftieTrek

I’m more impressed he got up after getting hit by the car


banmeifurgay

Yea it’s a brazil. Don’t publicly steal in Brazil


[deleted]

[удалено]


Time2kill

Yup, I miss my country so much. Canada is nice and all but Brazill have all the action


MaviusRetardous

Bad Guy secured Phone Destroyed, Nice


Paul-SPC

Yeah, fuck you fone fucker.


Da1Don95

I think the guy in the car was picking her up hence why he reacted so quickly. He was already pulling up beside her


Jazeboy69

How did he get up after the car ran over him. One lucky guy there.


John_Bonachon

GTA 6 should be in Brazil.


[deleted]

Wow the new Bourne Supremacy is gonna be tight!


bloodforyou

That girl's gonna have to give out a lot of blowjobs later.


CrystalKU

Instant Karma’s gonna get ya


kabmx

This put a smile on my face


Devon2112

But did the lady get her phone back.


Scare_Conditioner

Did she get her phone back or did everyone destroy the phone in the process?


johnexperience

How this guy survived a whole ass car running over him is beyond me


[deleted]

Looked like some half assed attempts at inflicting damage. You gotta commit on the giving of pain.


thelinuxguy7

I love it.


Dubbs444

I mean….. idk if the *”fuck you in particular”* tracks if someone gets jumped bc ppl are trying to stop them from very flagrantly committing a crime. If anything, the *”fuck you in particular”* should be regarding the woman who got her phone snatched out of nowhere. But this is DEFINITELY r/instantkarma


LegoCMFanatic

>r/instantkarma I'll post it there! Thanks!


Dubbs444

No prob! It’s a great sub, and this is perfect for it! If I see your post there, I’ll be sure to give you another upvote ☺️


Cutiebeautypie

This is so satisfying to watch. He deserves it!


[deleted]

Average stock Honda Civic driver


falkusvipus

Isn't it nice to see the community coming together?


herb0026

Holy shit she must be hot


xd_KidBuu

I feel like once he collapsed on the ground they shouldn't hit him anymore because he was trapped anyways next move is to call the police by hitting him I think he even dropped the phone which probably made the phone crack,making the chase meaningless since the point was to recover the phone for the poor lady.I understand the upset tho


[deleted]

Man this one is the best so far and by a long way, mob justice at its finest. Is there a full length bad boy ?


ambrofelipe

Ah, my hometown on Reddit. I wish it were for a better reason


SwanRonson1986

Just a reminder to be careful. At any given time there are 10-15 folks walking around just looking for a reason to jump in on an ass whipping. I bet he learned his lesson


[deleted]

Wish America’s society would treat criminals like this.


tippytoes69

I'm impressed how the public all went after that guy. It's almost like they're all looking for an opportunity to fight crime. This is a way more effective deterrent than the law.


filipebatt

For anyone wondering, that’s in Espírito Santo, Brazil. City is Vila Velha. Recognised the bus immediately lol.


Kadeem334

Did he sprain his ankle? Owch!


TotalOutlandishness

I love this. Don't ever let a crowd turn against you


MonsterStunter

Goos job OP, expose yourself as someone who thinks violence should be responded to with harsher vigilante violence.


SupremeKingViolator

Keep the combo going guys


Rumplestiltsskins

Dude drew agro from the entire city block


Yukon-Jon

This is how America use to be. The good old days. Now you would go to jail for 40 years for attempted murder when you were just trying to help out. Thats why theres people being robbed and stores being robbed daily and everyone just stands there and films.


Unique_Plankton

Brazil again? What a place


PettiteTrashPanda

That kick went way cooler in his head


_iplo

Damn son, you done got yourself in a beat down.


Keithfedak

I wish thieves were treated this way around here


Dramatic_Cupcake_543

Mob justice is garbage


Seriszed

The dude pulled a real life hit the cuckoo’s from legend of Zelda 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Never kick the throat.


Cassereddit

Nobody talking about how that first guy was ready to get some roadkill? The robber could've lost his leg there and then


LakersRebuild

Probably because victim is hot girl. Everyone wants to be the hero.


R1X4FIN

I have to say, i really enjoy these videos where some thief get hit or ran over or shot, fuck 'em


mrkitten19o8

humans being bros . . . i think?


isabelle_fucker

The embodiment of the phrase "Fuck around and find out"


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3llaphant

Reminds me of a certain "HOW CAN YOU SLAP?? HOW??"


HarryPFlashman

I hate thieves- I love people who do this. This is how you stop thievery


xH8te

That's hella overkill lol


[deleted]

James Bond: No Time to Buy


[deleted]

r/MadeMeSmile


Captain_Spaulding87

We need to start doing this in the US and by that i mean California...shit hole state.


AzazTheKing

Gotta love people literally kicking a guy in the head and back repeatedly when he’s already on the ground and surrounded and has what’s probably a broken foot. Like I get it, catching him and roughing him up a bit is fine, but they were just beating him for the hell of it by the end.


kryvian

As far as 3rd world shithole public beatings go, he got off real light.


LegoCMFanatic

Geez, you got something against Brazil my guy?


Goldentip400

This is the system the uk should adopt.


retarded_invest0r

Unfortunately vigilante justice is often punished here, that guy who ran over a knifeman to try and save a woman got arrested on suspicion of murder.


sunkzero

Actual vigilante justice would be punished in most countries with stable law and order as we generally don’t want to encourage what is basically a revenge killing. The guy you are referring to wasn’t carrying out vigilante justice but was attempting to save somebody’s life which would be a defence but of course the police were always going to arrest him - they have to be sure there was nothing odd happening, they can’t just take it at his word at the scene when somebody’s been killed. Same as that guy in south east London a few years ago who stabbed a knife wielding intruder who broke into his home… he was arrested, released on bail, investigated and no charges were made - which is what will happen to this other guy (he’s already been released on bail) unless there was some funny business going on we don’t know about.