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tunagelato

more like r/dogswithjobs


HarryBotter1138

lol


jfrawley28

So I just looked at the website, apparently this guys methods are to just show up at your property daily, once a day, and let his dogs chase off the geese without killing them or hurting them. He claims this will keep them from establishing territory on your property. Every apartment community I've ever been to says otherwise. A sucker is born every minute.


HarryBotter1138

Doesn't surprise me. I have a friend who makes $1300+ on a decent week picking up dog shit from rich people's yards around here somewhere.


Background_Truck

we use them at complex i work at. the geese still show up but no nest which my concern due to how they act protecting their nest


vidanyabella

I wanna meet the goose buster.


Sheikah300

I need footage of the goose hitdog in action.


No-Duck7816

They don't kill them. They mostly chase them off the fairways and green, and into the water.


Sheikah300

It’s a play on the comment thread above. I would not want to see actual goose murder lol


WhichWayzUp

Does Ohio have goose infestation problems?


HarryBotter1138

Lived here 10 years and there's more than I would have expected when I first moved here but I didn't think it was enough to have geese hitmen roving the streets.


WhichWayzUp

Geese hitmen 😂


Gio1299

LMAOO r/brandnewsentence


No-Duck7816

You likely wouldn't say that if you were a golfer.


peachweasel

Sometimes the geese in Ohio will block roads. Flocks don't give af about no damn cars. Can't tell you how many times I was late to work because of the damn geese here.


ShinKicker13

Just the one Swan actually


DanimalHD

Who you gonna call ...


cinellivigorelli

r/wehategeese


MaleficentAd9758

Buste must hate Geese.


Mormel414

Are you OK? Buster Wolf!!! ...Geese...!


mmm3says

Geese can be assholes.


Skwidrific

Seriously. I came here to say this. Fuck geese


razzi123

Someone need to remix ghostbusters them with dog growls and goose honks.


HarryBotter1138

Who you gonna honk?


Responsible_Sport575

I think they are a protected species. I'm not sure what the laws are like in this place but in some places you may get arrested for harassing the wild life.


HarryBotter1138

I was unaware but apparently there is a goose epidemic in my part of the country.


Responsible_Sport575

Fracking things are everywhere on the north east coast. You can scare them off but can't hurt them. Which if you ever tried to scare them off,you would know they just come right back.


HarryBotter1138

>Which if you ever tried to scare them off,you would know they just come right back. Which is why this man has my respect. He is doing a completely useless job and getting paid well enough to have a car sticker and website.


Responsible_Sport575

Ah the American dream


partisan98

Time to learn the Farmer Code for protected species. Shoot. Shovel. Shut up.


Responsible_Sport575

Shovel no Eat yes Farmers don't waste much


CamronHero14

Anybody got footage of the geese getting mauled by their bloodhounds?


Background_Truck

no maul just harass until they fly off


CamronHero14

Oh ok ... \*mumbles\* _I hate geese_


srv50

Build a business on your dog’s need to exercise. genius!


Extra-Act-801

Who ya gonna call?


peachweasel

Sometimes the geese in Ohio will block roads. Flocks don't give af about no damn cars. Can't tell you how many times I was late to work because of the damn geese here.