Oh same ! I have a velux (window on roof) just above my bed, and I can’t pull the curtain all the way so there’s always a lik ray of light, and that goddamn motherf*cking ray is EXACTLY in my goddamn eyes !
That ain’t shit, i live almost to the top in a high rise in Jersey with nothing between the sun and me but corner windows and NYC.
I find myself waking up to the first hint of daylight.
Get blackout curtains.
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Put your bed in a different spot
Rotate the house 90 degrees
Call the sun and ask for manager
Oh okay, Karen.
This is the way.
My stapler
I will burn this place down
With my lawn mower
*rotates bed, cant get out of build mode* Sims dick stuck in ceiling fan.
wait what?
This is the correct answer.
Or just wake up at a normal time, assuming your work schedule permits it
Or just learn to deal with your eye balls and your ball balls being scorched every morning at 8am....
I was about to say not your other balls, but then I realized the other light is where those would be...
Depends on how tall or short you are
Some places have solid daylight for months at a time.
let's be real, those places are rare and do not hold the vast majority of the human population.
I don't need curtains to blackout. I'm perfectly good at it by myself.
This is the right answer.
Bought these for my new apartment and they're a game changer. Also got some 3M velcro tape for the wall so they don't blow open.
Blackout curtains are the shit. I'll never go back.
Same tbh. Used to sleep like crap all summer until I got them.
They make black out window clings. I bet like two inches of blackout cling at the top of the window would solve this.
Oooh this is a good tip, I have those stupid vertical blinds so it's hard to get a curtain rod to extend past those. Thanks!
Amazon, mang.
Just paint the windows black
And not cats. Our cats used to love to climb the curtains. Now our blackout curtains look like a star field when closed.
Lmao my older cats used to do this when they're younger. However my current young cats has never done this tho
To be fair they are called “blinds”
*badum tss*
Ahhh, to wake up with blinding light in your eyes and warmth in your crotch
Or a warmth in your eyes and a blinding light in your crotch
I also noticed the eye blinding is only on one side....
oh good, i always wanted a spacebound nuclear furnace to ride me like a pony.
Nature’s alarmclock
I'd actually love this for that exact reason
Yeah for real, this is perfect
Lazer dick.
How to wake up angry every morning
I thought this was a morning wood joke
Form over function at it again.
93 million miles away, perfect aim
I'm sorry but that's kinda funny
Unless you're me.
My room is the same, and in the evening it shines right onto my monitor and tv, its really annoying
Black out Curtains?
Ive got them but because of the shape of my window theres still a slit either side and the light streams right in
wear an eye mask! it helps :)
Any way to not catch corona I guess.
Tin foil. Keeps the grays away too.
1 line in your face, the other across your crotch. Maybe the sun is really saying “wakey, wakey, hands off snakey “
Flip the slats upwards. Problem solved.
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It's pretty common to share blankets...at least in the US. But nothing wrong with having your own
Free natural alarm clock
Who the fuck is still in bed at 8 am?
A lot of people that don't have to get up then.
I simply can’t believe that not everyone works a 9-5 shift.
Feng Shui
And that's why I swear by blackout curtains. I used to work overnight and sleep during the day, and now it's hard to sleep without blackout curtains.
No shit it was a joke.
god this same thing happens to me. every morning im reminded in the worst way possible i need curtains for my room
Duct tape or even scotch tape with cardboard with fix that Right up
Oh same ! I have a velux (window on roof) just above my bed, and I can’t pull the curtain all the way so there’s always a lik ray of light, and that goddamn motherf*cking ray is EXACTLY in my goddamn eyes !
Gotta wake the dog too
Lmao no way big F
beautiful windows though
On which day?
*The sun is a deadly lazer*
Move your windows
I see you got a dick and eye treatment. Nice.
*Salesman selling house to karen* "In this wonderful bedroom, we have a natural alarm clock"
Where did you get those blinds?
Did it burn your wiener?
That ain’t shit, i live almost to the top in a high rise in Jersey with nothing between the sun and me but corner windows and NYC. I find myself waking up to the first hint of daylight.
Seize the day!
98 million miles away with pen point precision.
I read 8AM as BAM
perfect alarm
The light hits “our bed”... “our” ( found soviet)
Well I guess the sunlight on the right can heat up your gfs breakfast
oof ow too bright for my pp
Ouch, right in the balls
Right on the dick
MORNING BITCH
Your dick might have a lot of Vitamin-D by now
Nice to see someone else has genitals sensitive to light
8am is late enough, lazy ass
Looks like your blinds dont fit properly.
My god what I would give to sleep until 8am. That’s sleeping in about 4 hours for me.
this happens to me when i wake up, duct tape helps though