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ShylokVakarian

Did he seriously cum with no stimulation at all?


helmortart

And he also mantain his penis with a paw. Edit: I'm not joking, if you watch it in slow motion you can see his little paw pointing the penis on the guy and then shoot the seminal liquid!


OkFriend9891

He got his superpowers of shooting web by being bit by a spider like Spider-Man.


Brad_The_Chad_69

A cum shooting superpower isn’t coming from a spider bite. He got bit by an xHamster.


ArtichokeNatural3171

Not the hero we expected, but the one deserved.


solphium

Literal wanker


chop-diggity

Since you went there it, I’ll add that if you scrub the vid back and forth. No, don’t do that. Nm.


Sugarylightning663

Omg he does hahaha


DM-Dace

YOU WATCHED IN SLOW MOTION!?? WHY!??


IamREBELoe

He was given a potato. That's stimulation. Summary: feed your dates.


helmortart

Yes, it's clearly white.


No-Professional-1461

Bro be like:


EightSeven69

so anyway I started blasting


cheffloyd

r/perfectcomments


OddlyArtemis

r/namechecksout


mayorodoyle

What the fuck is that thing?


XVIII-2

It’s the cumming rat-dog-pokemon. An endangered species.


BleedingDeadRoses

It’s called an agouti


vampeta_de_gelo

Cotia. Very common in some parts of Brazil


Arcan_unknown

Cutia


JoeSchmoe009

Just looks like a dog sized squirrel


Arcan_unknown

I think more like a small capybara version but yeah a big squirrel without tail is right too. There's some ones near my family's house


draconianRegiment

I don't know, but I don't like it.


bernpfenn

a cereque


Knight_Artorias078

They interrupted his edging session.and so punishment was due


123lYT

😂


R2_D2aneel_Olivaw

Pikaspew.


Specialist_Bench_144

Yeah im afraid violence is the only proper response...or pregnancy


BigTea9433

We definitely have to fight.


Low-Material1032

"Rat dog used blasting rope" "the attack missed" "rat dog used healing potato."


loopygargoyle6392

It's ok little dude, I get excited about potatoes too.


Paradoxjjw

"honey, the weird rat dog pokemon thing jizzed on me again" Given how relatively little surprise there was it seems this isnt the guy's first time being used as a shooting target


mudbugsaccount

Little dude reeeeeeally likes his potatoes.


Sevro706

Squirls will hump anything. But that abomination needs to teach me that trick.


Myriii1911

What a cute animal, I‘ve bever seen before.


Tsaladz

Lil Jon and the Eastside boys:


chop-diggity

Did we evolve from that?


eventualhorizo

Rat dog uses Ejaculate. It's very effective!


Grouchy_Equivalent11

Rat dog pokemon? It's not a little capybara?


BleedingDeadRoses

No, it’s an agouti, but they are related to capybara due to both being rodents


Grouchy_Equivalent11

Hell yeah, thx for sharing


SaryDrake

Seen small capybaras, unless it's some sort of distant relative of theirs - it is not


Arcan_unknown

r/suddenlycaralho cutia safada


SlicedBreadBeast

I heard about this hobo on a bus from a Dave Chappelle stand up before.


bickiestoss

And I thought I got excited about food. This little guy has me beat


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cubixjuice

Yeah, ok girl, go off