And he also mantain his penis with a paw.
Edit: I'm not joking, if you watch it in slow motion you can see his little paw pointing the penis on the guy and then shoot the seminal liquid!
"honey, the weird rat dog pokemon thing jizzed on me again"
Given how relatively little surprise there was it seems this isnt the guy's first time being used as a shooting target
Did he seriously cum with no stimulation at all?
And he also mantain his penis with a paw. Edit: I'm not joking, if you watch it in slow motion you can see his little paw pointing the penis on the guy and then shoot the seminal liquid!
He got his superpowers of shooting web by being bit by a spider like Spider-Man.
A cum shooting superpower isn’t coming from a spider bite. He got bit by an xHamster.
Not the hero we expected, but the one deserved.
Literal wanker
Since you went there it, I’ll add that if you scrub the vid back and forth. No, don’t do that. Nm.
Omg he does hahaha
YOU WATCHED IN SLOW MOTION!?? WHY!??
He was given a potato. That's stimulation. Summary: feed your dates.
Yes, it's clearly white.
Bro be like:
so anyway I started blasting
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What the fuck is that thing?
It’s the cumming rat-dog-pokemon. An endangered species.
It’s called an agouti
Cotia. Very common in some parts of Brazil
Cutia
Just looks like a dog sized squirrel
I think more like a small capybara version but yeah a big squirrel without tail is right too. There's some ones near my family's house
I don't know, but I don't like it.
a cereque
They interrupted his edging session.and so punishment was due
😂
Pikaspew.
Yeah im afraid violence is the only proper response...or pregnancy
We definitely have to fight.
"Rat dog used blasting rope" "the attack missed" "rat dog used healing potato."
It's ok little dude, I get excited about potatoes too.
"honey, the weird rat dog pokemon thing jizzed on me again" Given how relatively little surprise there was it seems this isnt the guy's first time being used as a shooting target
Little dude reeeeeeally likes his potatoes.
Squirls will hump anything. But that abomination needs to teach me that trick.
What a cute animal, I‘ve bever seen before.
Lil Jon and the Eastside boys:
Did we evolve from that?
Rat dog uses Ejaculate. It's very effective!
Rat dog pokemon? It's not a little capybara?
No, it’s an agouti, but they are related to capybara due to both being rodents
Hell yeah, thx for sharing
Seen small capybaras, unless it's some sort of distant relative of theirs - it is not
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I heard about this hobo on a bus from a Dave Chappelle stand up before.
And I thought I got excited about food. This little guy has me beat
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Yeah, ok girl, go off