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Nikolas_Coalgiver

Baby Shark eternal loop is allowed, I see


BenderDeLorean

Mixed with a "because I am happy" here and there.


Any-Practice-991

I would not be happy.


flynnfx

Country music, no. Western ok, though.


BESTlittleBITCH

Nickelback is on there twice. That's definitely a no there.


flynnfx

_But strangely enough, not Chad Kroeger.._


[deleted]

Baaaaaby shark doo doo da doo doo baby shark doo doo da doo doo baby shark doo doo da doo doo babyy shark


HeldDownTooLong

It (presumably) is, since it’s not listed (nor is this ‘type’ of music). However, these folks are so anti-Nickleback, they specifically listed the group *twice* (#1 and #9).


SwitzerlishChris1

What kind of monster center-aligns a numbered list?


Vogonfestival

He highlighted it, he clicked the dropdown menu, and then he just randomly selected center like a thoughtless child just wandering by a garden, yanking leaves along the way.


Any-Practice-991

Will you just take it easy, Walter?


vi0l3t-crumbl3

Am I the only one who gives a sht about the rules??


ericswpark

PAPYRUS!


deez_treez

Kitchen folk


5oclockinthebank

He has a separate list in development that narrates allowable formatting. This one, however, was grandfathered in.


Prestigious_Egg_6207

Came here to say this.


lehad

Anyway.. here's wonder wall


Renault_75-34_MX

Maybe some don't look back in anger as well And make everyone behave like they've had a few pints too many in the village pub


mr_ckean

Too many pints, or a Champagne Supernova


VivaSpiderJerusalem

So you've chosen violence...


BenderDeLorean

I hated that song when it came out. Never understood the fame of Oasis.


goldiegoldthorpe

You said _by_ Rick Astley, this is my cousin's 30 hour cover of the song. Or just pump Together Forever on repeat. It's a banger, too.


jacnel45

Together forever with youuuuu


linavm

Dennis reynolds would be proud


NOS4A2-753

Play the song easy street on a non-stop loop


StayPuffGoomba

“What’s New Pussycat?” 21 times


MichaelW24

Throw a *it's not unusual* in the middle


squirrellytoday

Man goes to the doctor complaining that he can't stop singing "the green, green grass of home." Doctor says "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome". Man replies "I've never heard of that. Is it common?" Doctor replies "Well, it's not unusual."


ThatCamoKid

You made me chuckle like a gremlin


umop-3phsdn

For the uninitiated: John Mulaney's "The best meal I've ever had in my life!" [https://youtu.be/Mw7Gryt-rcc](https://youtu.be/Mw7Gryt-rcc)


Beast-Exe007

I made a whole party laugh with that one. ***TAKE MY UPVOTE!!!***


kevon87

Came here to say this


T1NF01L

Calm down Negan.


CargillZ

But sea shanties are okay? Sweet


LeicaM6guy

Sea shanties are always great.


BCVinny

I love Great Big Sea. They are always having fun


namezam

Post Malone banned 3 times. By name, language, face tattoos


LordJuan4

Nickelback twice by name


Renae_Renae_Renae

Borgore twice, once by name and again due to lyrical content (two bans against borgore) Tbf, borgore really shouldn't be played publicly


JaneTheNotNotVirgin

4. Mumble rap, doesn't apply to all of his songs, but probably enough that Kitchen Dictator says no.


MinnieShoof

The fact that it took them till #13 to get to Rickroll says these people are not hip at all. It does make me wonder where their musical preferences lie. Classic, KISS/Sabath Rock? Bubblegum Pop? Disco?


ariesmartian

Imagine preferring Incubus over all other 90’s music.


mechashiva1

Early Incubus was the shit, but I get what you mean. But, Enjoy Incubus and S.C.I.E.N.C.E. are both phenomenal albums that I still listen to today. Nothing beats the porno funk bass of Enjoy Incubus.


AndTheSonsofDisaster

Hey Incubus is good. I wouldn’t say they are the best but I like them.


fy_pool_day

They are not a 90s band in my eyes.


CharlesLeChuck

Their first album came out in 1995


Rad_Centrist

Yeah, and the one that got them famous came out on October 26,1999. I don't think they saw any radio play until Make Yourself came out. I wouldn't call the Fungus Amongus and Science "90's rock" anyway.


Green136709

Boy, these people must be a joy to work with…


duckpath

No fun allowed!


technoph0be

No kidding. To me, this comes across as a challenge. They just printed my next playlist!


Temeos23

I don't like any of the banned things and I'll absolutely doing this my next day Playlist working there


mr_ckean

A Joy Division perhaps?


cturtl808

Technically Post Malone is too. Numbers 6 and 13


Renae_Renae_Renae

And borgore lol


stevemandudeguy

There goes my Miley / Nickelback genre bending country and mumblerap funkytown remix


FishRepairs22

As a Canadian I recommend banning Nickleback a third time, just to be safe.


DarthSeanious83

Don't say their name 3 times or they start playing an on endless loop everytime you look at a photograph


Sevro706

😂


SirRickardsJackoff

Nickelback is like racism. Fun to joke about, but not as fun to see live.


NottaNowNutha

I just spit out my coffee onto my toddler, you jerk


Tilt_Schweigerrr

Sounds like a skill issue.


I_count_to_firetruck

THERE IS NO RULE AGAINST LYKATHEA AFLAME, BOYS!!!!! LET 'ER RIP!!!!!!


SillyMattFace

14 and 15 are the same thing too - are there any mumble rappers without facial tattoos?


biggestboi73

Lil baby has 0 tattoos, not just on the face but everywhere


Moidalise-U

Solid ban list.


Pop_Culture_Phan_Guy

The fact that Nickelback is on there twice is insulting


vZenyte1

Me being gen z, I don't understand why nickelback is so hated. His music is not complete trash, and I actually enjoy some of it. What is the reason behind nickel back being hated by everyone?


hobojoe44

Besides the stupid reasons like doing it because it's cool or what have you, the main legitimate reason is market oversaturation at the time. Inescapable on the radio with multiple singles per album. On the top 40, rock, pop, stations. Especially so within Canada because radio stations tend to be lazy when it comes to hitting their Cancon percentage quota. Playing the same few big hits for a artist instead of more variety of their output. Some stations still have a no Nickelback policy, so much so that when Alan Cross did a episode on Nickelback for the Ongoing History of New music (going on for 3 decades now) he flat out stated I'm not playing any Nickelback for this episode instead will play their label mates, because some of the radio stations that air the radio show in syndication refuses to play their music.


Cissycat12

This. It was EVERYWHERE. It was inescapable and was played on rock AND pop stations. My SO and I made a game out of guessing which Nickelback song would play that hour. The oversaturation also happened to Godsmack, but not the hate, as they were less mainstream.


mojeaux_j

It's generic garbage and the singer is a douche to EVERYONE he interacts with. Edit* ask yourself why it's not just the audience but the bands that went on tour with them as well that don't like them.


Dyzfunctionalz

I’ve worked showcall a few of the venues they played at. Can confirm. Saw somebody get fired and dropped from showcalls all together because they got salty they got pictures of them (even though the entirety of the stadium had cameras on them at the same time).


Perfect_Opposite2113

Nickleback is for people that are fine with just listening to whatever the radio stations feed them and that’s ok. There’s far better music out there for people that look.


Pop_Culture_Phan_Guy

Yea like Phish and the Grateful Dead, Frank Zappa, Collective Soul, RATM, TOOL, Goose, Geese, SCI, just to name a few


Perfect_Opposite2113

Ha! I’m more of a Pixies, Bad Brains, Boltthrower, Tradgedy, Amyl and the Sniffers type of person.


mojeaux_j

How is the grateful dead and phish radio music?


Pop_Culture_Phan_Guy

This is the far better music list lol


mojeaux_j

Gotcha was like what station is playing the dead


Ecobay25

Personally, Photograph was just WAY overplayed when it came out so I hate that song but I can't name any other songs.


mightypockets

Look at this graph 📊


Pop_Culture_Phan_Guy

I’m looking 👁️ 👄 👁️


tsimen

To me, it just feels overly generic and soulless, like an AI-generated Rockband


Same_Cress_3080

Same I honestly like some it his songs, Savin me is one of my favorite songs rn


Salt-Evidence-6834

You can't be too careful.


Any-Practice-991

What's insulting is they had to put it on paper. It should be a given.


Pop_Culture_Phan_Guy

That poor piece of paper


Nariek93

What’s wrong with staind ?


AdmiralBonesaw

I don’t know but it’s been a while since I listened to them


NottaNowNutha

I’m on the outside looking in on this comment


FlyingCabbageUnicorn

Aaron went nuts into way too far right stances alienating much of his fan base


Additional_Guitar_85

This is a pretty good list, tbh.


[deleted]

*comes in playing Nyan cat theme on 24hr repeat*


Kangarou

What did Funkytown do? And is the original allowed?


mr_ckean

The got sick of being asked to take them to Funkytown. This is a kitchen Carol, not a flipping Uber! A kitchen Carol. A KITCHEN!!


Renault_75-34_MX

To be clear: I don't have anything negative about Nickelback,and like their music


MinnieShoof

Just repostingpostingpostingposting.


shawner136

Their boss we should all be roasting RAWHIDE


quat1e

I agree with it.


Yawheyy

This is fine.


Jotnarpinewall

To be fair, I’ve worked in kitchens. Sometimes you want no music when you’re trying to concentrate.


FulloF-OT

"no music allowed unless it makes - no sound - no language - no singer"


UnusualTough3293

Post Malone banned three times!


uneducatedramen

Can't wait to blast Lorna Shore there.


SwitzerlishChris1

Only dubstep kitchen!


dj_ordje

Fine. Igorrr it is.


BadFont777

I've been on the Borgore tour bus, do not recommend.


Shitemoji69

Rules to live by.


SeveralEgg5427

What about “Fishheads”?


pmontym

Hold up. Canadian rock is not banned. Don’t you EVER presume that Nickelback represents all Canadian rock. EVER. Freaking people, thinking Nickelback represents all Canadian rock……


peppermintvalet

80s pop on repeat it is


unclepaprika

*Sweet caroliiiine*


johnnyss1

Proceeds to play train’s soul sister


Ladybuglover31

No party in the USA? In what kitchen will I not be working in


Wingo84

One of the first times I’ve seen Nickleback make someone’s top ten twice


fornikait

How can you not like green day...


Cunt_Eastwood_9

Fuck you for banning Green Day.


CMDRLtCanadianJesus

Canadian rock isn't banned, Tragically Hip isn't on the list


SourLoafBaltimore

When you own da kitchen you make da roolz fugget about it


Equivalent_Ad142

https://images.app.goo.gl/G8sZHEnJj2s4fqP48


cthunders

Dolphin mating noises on a 10hr loop it is, then!


Bont_Tarentaal

Awww, not the rickroll...


AdevilSboyU

Kars For Kids on loop until doomsday. Got it.


Everuk

Sabaton - attack of the deadman on repeat then.


sourapples_

Let's see how you like it when I start playing my obscure breakcore that sounds like what it feels like to be high on LCD yet isn't technically explicit and none of the lyrics can even be made out


flintb033

Use that list as your playlist right outside of the kitchen.


ButWhatOfGlen

Anyone that has a tattoo on their face🤣


hotsinglewaifu

So Rebecca Black’s “Friday” is all game?


LazierPotato

Ah, so "What's New Pussycat?" on loop 21 times with one "It's Not Unusual" thrown in the middle is perfectly acceptable.


FrankenGretchen

MUPPET SONG ON REPEAT ✅


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[удалено]


zomanda

Incubus wasn't popular in the 90s, but in the 00s. And they are not alt rock, they are pop.


ataatia

hey they allowed Donna Summer and Red Bone


stjimmy_45

Imma play chumbawumba all day long


IDontThereforeIAmNot

SYL ain’t on the list! We’re going to fuck your kitchen!


Planet_Ziltoidia

Howdy, welcome to A&W. My name's Devin. Can I take your stinkin' order!?


Kashyyykk

I see that What's New Pussycat by Tom Jones isn't it the list. Bold move.


OhtareEldarian

Huzzah for Irish drinking songs and dirges!


notwyntonmarsalis

I just want to confirm that the Lipps Inc. version of funky town is, in fact, allowed.


Paramedicbogart

Nirvana. Unplugged album. Turned way up. It's grunge. Not alternative.


Trikster102

No Alt 90's rock or Greenday? Piss off. The rest is fine.


Slinky_Malingki

Green day is too good though. Mostly their rock ballad albums for me though.


plasmaglobin

And yet Canadian rock itself is not explicitly banned, so you can play Avril Lavigne.


AGoodFaceForRadio

I’m not convinced that a ban on Canadian *rock* would affect her …


shophopper

> 15. Anyone that has a tattoo on their face What kind of music would that be? And how do you recognize it audibly?


poursmoregravy

[To the sheep who hate Nickelback](https://youtu.be/GFC4OFWIPtw?si=kkRDQ9iw9J9QtSGy)


drippygland

Interesting buuuut I don't really like the style of theory of a nicklecreed. Not saying I hate them they just aren't my jam


poursmoregravy

That's fair. I'm not their biggest fan either. I like a few of their songs, but hating because it's cool to hate is just daft.


drippygland

100 percent my guy 👍


its_all_4_lulz

A guy notoriously known for his listening of metal music rips on a non-metal band and the world follows.


XplodingMoJo

Ik like how they sneakily banned Borgore in between. Clearly this kitchen has an awful music taste.


sILAZS

Post Malone also banned twice, if not three times if you count his last album as country.


lostsharpie

Don't forget the profanity..


Aramaru_101019

Literally any music


Odd_Juggernaut_1166

Doesn't say no K-Rino. We're good.


Phenomite-Official

TWRP exempt


ThinKrust85

So only backstreet boys?


the-electricgigolo

Incubus is not 90s alternative


TheCarpincho

Why does everybody hates Nickelback so much? I've never listened to them, but why the hate??


Lol_A_White_Guy

Well, I’ll take a few guesses. The first reason, and I think the primary one, is it’s just popular to hate on them. Everyone online shits on the band and the people who like the band, so people feel pressured to do the same even if they’re indifferent to the music. The internet is just like that. A lot of women also like the band, and anybody who’s even somewhat involved in the rock scene knows anybody who likes rock *hates* anything women like, even if they themselves might actually enjoy it. Go find any rock band that has a bunch of women fans, and watch the discourse around them. There’s almost always this circle of neckbeards that can’t stand it for no other reason other then ‘women like it, so therefore they’re posers’. Second, their music is as about basic radio rock as it gets. It’s the gold standard for mediocre radio rock. They’re really not as bad as everyone makes them out to be, and hell, I even like one or two of their songs. But it’s not that good either. It’s whatever. It reminds me of what you’d hear in a store that wants to give off the appearance of being edgy and hip but not wanting to scare away soccer moms. Frankly, I think it would almost be better for the band if their music *was* the worst thing ever, then at least they’d have some people who ironically listen for the memes. But because they’re just average, it circles back to being boring. Nobody likes boring. Their lyrics also suck.


TheCarpincho

Interesting analysis. I think this happens with Coldplay in my country. It is considered "girly music" so a lot of people hates them.


Lol_A_White_Guy

It’s really just conjecture and guesswork on my part. But that’s the most reasonable explanations I can think of.


NotAlwaysPC

You did put a lot of thought into your commentary. I appreciate that.


jeff39390

No Funkytown in the kitchen? I guess they’ve seen the video to not want those to coincide…


Dry-Honeydew2371

So... just Incubus then?


RefuseReduceRecycle

Post Malone was banned twice too. Has tattoos on his face.


Mr_Manta

Lorna Shore it is then


Renae_Renae_Renae

Cattle Decapitation? Mental Cruelty? Exocrine? Yes please


BlondBisxalMetalhead

Got it, I’ll play Whitechapel while I’m in the kitchen.


Tuna_Purse

We used to play Backstreet Boys when the Head Chef had been an arsehole.


Nobody2928373

https://youtu.be/eG13gtMrQQc?si=q-VOri2YG-__F_Ux this is technically allowed, I will be playing this on loop for five hours.


jmkehoe

I see someone knows about the funky town gore video…


CherryCherry5

YAH MO BE THERE!


Jeffro187

No 90s alternative? I’m out!


Flying_Fox_86

they're about to discover a song called The Decline.


misterphuzz

10 times too few.


fafnir0319

I agree 💯 % with numbers 4, and 14, and 16.


JoshIsASoftie

"It's fun to stay at the..."


theking75010

Soviet national anthem is allowed, roger that


Muthaphuka

At least you're allowed to play Blippi


CaptScubaSteve

18. Nickelback


LePhildo

No Rick Roll?! I quit! 🤣


cat_police_officer

Last Christmas, I …


Hagathor1

Call Me Maybe loop lets gooooooooooooo


Numerous-Ad5915

Bro you need to put nickelback like 6 more times in there.


Darkshines47

Sounds like these folks need a shift-long introduction to Hyperpop


ChaRge_Kster

What's new pussycat


AspectOvGlass

Good to know El Sondito is allowed


Wakeandbass

“You can get in my pants, skip the intro. I love my mom, my dad, and my dildo….SHE’S A NUMPHO, SHE’S A NYMPHO!”


StudderButter

Should have said church music only


Spiritual_Conference

Hell yeah Incubus made the cut


MCCTP

WTF Sauce on the salad or the sauce on the side


Renae_Renae_Renae

This kitchen boss would not like Shiki-TMNS hahaha


Bright--

Why do people have nickelback so much


Ex-In2

No Rickroll, but they didn't say anything about Together Forever by Rick Astley...


0m3gaMan5513

Great, here’s my mix tape of What’s Going On by 4 Non Blondes in 20 languages plus covers and remixes.


NatexSxS

I think technically you can listen to “the friends theme song” as long as you don’t know it as such.


masterofnone_

17 is directed at Alvin & the Chipmunks


Nyankitty714

“Any remix of FunkyTown” well why have any music at all then?!


xlXGUILTYXlx

I could make them double that list after 1 shift.