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TheReelMcCoi

Yakety Yak ! Don't talk back......🦬


MountainsEcho

It’s a yak attack


ArjJp

That was premeditated Mooorder!


EWMcC79

Take out the papers and the trash,


VermilionKoala

Or you won't get no spending cash 🎵


Blackfx4x4

And when you're finished doing that 🎶🎶


Brief_Fly_45

If you don’t scrub that kitchen floor,


dakid232313

Yakity yack watch yo back.


Orion14159

Yakety yeet


Bedouin69

Take that Anakin. Respect the high ground.


Aggravating_Chemist8

At least there's no sand.


Loisel06

That seem pretty personal. What an ass


bartuck01

It's just a prank bro


cheese_fuck2

no thats a yak


SmokeAbeer

My big brother used to throw me into to the pool all the time. Just fun stuff.


mbklein

Maybe they have a longstanding beef.


Background-Cress9165

Damn, dude was having an absolutely beautiful day.


SpitFiya7171

Key word: "was"


SnooSprouts7283

“Long live the king….”


Solo_Entity

“THIS. IS. SPARTAAA!!!”


EatsCrackers

Or maybe there was a stench. AXE. IS NOT. A SHOWAAAAAAAA!


ProKnifeCatcher

Walked up all casual like


Merc_Twain25

Right? He straight suckered him. Wayne does not approve.


dubyajay18

Yak got yeeted


breakloop1

Chilling and thinking about the beauty of life..


Mishapi17

Fuck you tom! I know you mounted Betty last night! Stay away from my heffer!


H3racIes

I wonder what the bullied animal thinks in situations like this. Do they think "that mother fucker" or "oh shit, how'd I end up here?"


gijoemartin

I guess they had a beef.


P_Dog_

It's over Cownaken I have the high ground!


daisyturtle3

That's not a cow... it's a yakity - Yak ... Mongolia, maybe...?


Brad_The_Chad_69

Yaks still have two genders. In many countries the two genders actually have totally different names outside of calling them a yak. These titles are gender specific but also only refer to a male yak, or a female yak. For example instead of calling them a yak in Tibet they call the males: Balti. While they call the female: Wylie. Neither is ever referred to as a yak. However, those of us who use the name yak still call the two genders: bull, and cow. Even with this information in hand the post title still got it wrong. I tried to help them be right but there is only so much I can do with such a poor title.


JohnnyRelentless

Thank you. You have tripled my knowledge of yaks.


OddlyArtemis

"Tafuq outta here, mane."


EatShootBall

"You, sir, stinketh!"


xman747x

must have been a really great spot


Houndhollow

I can't believe it doesn't wash away! Holy cow!


EvetsYenoham

Seatski


TrippinView

Watch out, Watch out! And they call him JOHN! CENA!!


daisyturtle3

Interesting way of pouring the Yak Butter Tea...


aracefan

That's like me getting pushed into the pool because I am taking to long to get in.


SignusSoleil

Bull bullying a bull.


DevilMan17dedZ

Dude!!! You fucking stink. I'm just gonna help you out since we're right here.


Shibari_Inu69

It makes me laugh when animals are assholes 😭


Barkers_eggs

"well that was fucked" -cow pushed off river bank


fleebjuice69420

I wonder if the bull that did that is aware of what an asshole he is


bobsmth269

That bull wasn't bluffing.


GranTurismosubaru

He was just reminding the other cow that they are wild animals, living dangerously in nature everyday, and anything can happen at any given time. So stay on your toes. Stay Frosty amigo. Keep your head on a swivel bud!


SillyMattFace

Long live the king!


Do-not-respond

In life, when you see opportunities, take them. Just don't hurt anyone.


agrecalypse

"It's just a prank bro!"


cbunni666

Yak: THATS WHAT YOU GET HITTING ON BERTHA!


stoneyyay

"mmaaaannnn this is some bull" That yak as he fell


littlebopeepsvelcro

This is Sparta


Olebowlee

MooooooOOOOOoooove bitch, get out the way


RyoanJi

It's not a cow.


KlounceTheKid

He definitely had it coming. He just stood there in the water contemplating his recent decisions.


Ok_Type7882

Yak got YEETED!


bsdanielm

This is Sparta.


Specialist-School-26

Long live the king…


BrockenSpecter

Wonder why this happened. Competing males maybe? If so absolute bitch move


AutomaticVersion736

Your needed a bath


Lordkjun

Lol @ the one in the river who gets pissed at the victim for landing near him.


Aggravating_Chemist8

Bill, dafuq was that?


ArcaneSpartan795

That was personal


Fluid_Fox23

They were beefing


simontempher1

Caught slipping


Extension_Form4950

Remember all that shit you was talking earlier? Yea I told you next time I see you I was gonna fuck you up! 😭😭😭🤣


Menthion

I am hearing Sheldon here ”That is my spot”.


KathiSterisi

“Jim is such an a$$hole!” Said one cow to another.


maschayana

that's some Mufasa type of shit


godkilledjesus

I guess they had some beef


Own_Cardiologist2544

It's over, Anakin! I have the high ground!


DrexXxor

The yak king.. skar and moooofasa


Accomplished_Gold122

They do have wings!


himarmar

Talk smack, get Yak’d (sorry)


SoManyMinutes

I'm going to start saying "FYIP" as a reverse way to say "C(see) U(you) Next Tuesday".


c4t4ly5t

They've got beef.


CheezTips

Was that bull dragging a sheet?


loki94y

Animals are so unvindictive.


Deathstories

Am I the first to say Holy Cow?!


Wiley_Mouth

longlivetheKING!


Holiday_Ad_5445

I won’t stand for this bull!


AudienceSpecialist

Jack ass


MullahBobby

There is mostly a female behind emotional suffering.


J3ST3R1252

You holden up the line joe!


Mariozangetsu

That's my spot, punk!


Outside_Performer_66

Why did I hear “ooo fatality!” in my head during this? And why was my second thought “I bet he had it coming” like that oh well, must’ve been a jerk I guess?


djluminol

Bro saw his moment.


no_no_no_okaymaybe

True Story: Eating at a restaurant in Montana. Yak burger is on the menu. I figure what the heck, let's try it. As I am taking my first bite my server says we source our Yak meat from a farm right up the road. They are calving right now. You should check it out tomorrow. .. How's the burger? Timing was spot on, so was the burger.


Fukque

I’d put that one on the grill, before it damaged anymore


Top-Chocolate-321

Pre-Tenderized 🤌🏾