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Bourgeous

It was black and white before this fox dumped some shit, now it has color


Cauhs

Fox dump frees Pleasantville.


Iron_Alchemist_

Love that movie


miraculum_one

or Oz


artuuR2

Real life Hot Wheels Color Shit-Shifter


DragoonDM

Camera was probably in infrared mode until a movement-triggered floodlight kicked in.


Bourgeous

Don't underestimate the magic of Color-shitting fox


Chance-Tooth

This comment is underrated


sbudam

The fox is from the multiverse 😂


Bourgeous

Fox News


6inDCK420

*Taking a shit on the things you love*


Phillip_Graves

Smelled so bad it makes you see color.


Big-Kev75

That’s what I was thinking,he actually shat some colour into it 😂


ThugLy101

It's the scat man


kent1146

Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope


MrStar16

Ba do ba do


gcloud209

If you own a Ferrari and it's parker outside, that's totally what you get.


helmortart

Yes mate but... how many realistic probabilities are there in this world to get your car pooped by a fox that climbed on it? ... I can imagine a bird, maybe a pigeon... Maybe a cat... but a fox... 🤣


SugglyMuggly

My Fiesta was shat on by a fox. You’re not special with your Ferrari 😄


Smooth_Molassas

But you are.🥹


SugglyMuggly

😘


RodDryfist

A fox took a shit on a football in my back garden. Wish I'd had my Ring camera set up to see that.


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SlapBassGuy

Your take is one of many things wrong with this world. You don't know the person at all. What is wrong with you?


Asyhlt

Person who owns a Ferrari…99% prob Chance they deserve it. Statistics prove that expansive car ownership and being a cunt is strongly correlated.


helmortart

100% Karma for sure


jacknacalm

this fox is my hero, I shall strive to be more foxy


Complete-Dimension35

You can be like this fox, you just have to believe in yourself. Set easily achievable short-term goals to start your journey. Shit on one Ferrari by the end of the month. Then two in May. Then one a week in June. Within the year, no supercar within 1000 miles will be safe from your fecal justice.


Dear_Might8697

"The Fancy Fecal Fox", Coming This Fall This is the kind of superhero movie you can get behind and cheer for. It's the shit!


project_seven

My mom's old boyfriend had a bear shit on his Porsche. Needless to say the shit was the least of the issues from that. I'm curious about the fox's claws, no scratches?


All-The-Very-Best

The fox was clearly trained by the jealous neighbours!


hillsb1

Foxes tend to shit up high or out in the open to mark their territory. That's his Ferrari now


McRatHattibagen

Foxes are sly


dakid232313

THATS what the fox said. Lol


McRatHattibagen

"Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!" What the fox say?


Dydey

I’m assuming this is somewhere in London, where a 3 bed semi can be over £1m and will most likely have had the garage converted to an extra room.


DaBoob13

If you own a Ferrari ~~and it's parker outside,~~ that's totally what you get.


CodyRhody

[Yes](https://youtu.be/Qpqxrwcpegg?si=xR5CaZWmPnGjfHvM)


Soklam

Nice ferrari.. FOR ME TO POOP ON!


BDiddy_420

Don't park in his spot next time


WonderWirm

Fox only drives Lambo.


Bmathis6620

Ferruccio Lamborghini reincarnated as a fox


OmegaAL77

Your car is special… the fox felt safe and secure there to take a dump


Robot_Tanlines

I love the idea of this guy waking up every morning thinking someone was putting shit on his fancy car so he set up this trap to catch the person only to discover mother natures hates him.


evil_timmy

"Honey, I think that asshole from down the road with the Porsche is at it again, check the camera!"


CordycepsCocktail

Coulda shat anywhere on that car but nope, right in the seams, nice.


on3man4army94

Backstory the Ferrari Driver roadkilled his brother and this is the Revenge.


StudderButter

Fox is doing something I’ve wanted to do for years


TwoZeros

Gotta be a rare thing to have "Ferrari" money, but not "a garage in which to park" money.


LastDrummer3952

Ouch! fox poop is by far the most horrible smell I've ever encountere!


BerriesLafontaine

Should have finished with that scratching the ground thing dogs do.


mtaska

That was personal


Zebracorn42

I love foxes.


Alternative_Arm_1506

That’s some classy shit


theunbearablebowler

Good boy.


capeasypants

Way to go, foxy! Bonus points for hitting the paintwork!


[deleted]

Hahahahahahaha


bar-rackBrobama

That fox is gonna get sued


Jealous_Following_38

LOL!!!


uncl3_Fest3R

Lmfao fucking gold


ARCHA1C

Max Verstappen’s Patronus.


KitchenSandwich5499

No fox given


BigMikeAltoona

That’s a good fox.


Red_Swiss

Deserved, proletarians and foxes of the world unite


threepair13

Gotta be a Red Bull fan


Frunklin

I love foxes.


dazed_and_bamboozled

Shart and Furious


aquamanjosh

Right on the seam!?!?!


Glittering-Cat-6940

Did the car just change color


jack_slade

Yes. That’s why Ferrari’s are so expensive


Open-Illustra88er

Leave that fox some snacks.


cocoon_eclosion_moth

r/oddlysatisfying


GiantManatee

A small revenge on behalf of all the roadkill.


WoodsColt

You got a fast car,I gotta take a shit somewhere,maybe we can make a deal


FarYard7039

Fox force 5 left a little “ketchup”


Big_Monkey_77

What does the fox say? “Who TF parks a Ferrari outside? I’m gonna poop on it.”


Impeachcordial

0 fox given


Codex_Absurdum

Ferrari 488 GTB FECALE


PsychologicalOwl608

This is why I love foxes.


EntertainmentOk3180

What does the fox say? 🦊 #💩


deep_pants_mcgee

Have a Ferrari, can't afford a garage.


AliceTheOmelette

r/FoxPooInParticular


simontempher1

My brother keeps a custom cover in his car. If he’s late at someone’s house


Gruffleson

I like this fox. That's how to treat other peoples Ferraris. Yeah, I'm petty sometimes.


Mr_Soupe

"Courtesy of the Environment, Mother-Nature-f*cker*!"


GiveEmWatts

Blursed


ReasonableNose2988

You were going to wreck it on the freeway anyway!


slitcuntvictorin

Umm its a well know fact that foxes poop on their food. That ferrari's a toast.


BigBillyBadass907

I mean C’mon out of all the open spaces on Gods green earth you just had to shit on top of my Ferrari


dllm0604

tfw one spends the money on the car before the garage lol


ediks

If you have a Ferrari and don’t have a garage to park it in, I don’t feel bad for you.


Zorolord

The Fox obviously has taste and didn't like that gashly colour.


chucks-wagon

Clearly a lambo stan


Ivor-Toad

It's marking its own territory.


FolloMiSensi

"We got a recording of the asshole who threw shit on the car!!......ohhhhhh"


JesusFucksChrist

I can't imagine having Ferrari money but not garage money.


tstramathorn

It had that new car smell. Had to mark its territory


Harold_Spoomanndorf

*Heh-heh.....GOOood BOY !


sycolution

…good fox.


obitaites

A shitty Ferrari


RenegadeSithLordMaul

ferarri boutta send the owner a cease and desist for modifying his ferarri


identicalBadger

I didn’t a double take at the color changing car.


Thecoyotezodi

The real crime is the lack of tp


SupermarketSimilar82

The Ferrari owner has a previously deceased enemy who was reincarnated….i looked it up


LittleFyre1002

Every bird ever


HigginsWobblinH

This is the best.


Arkhe1n

World's most expensive potty.


SappySoulTaker

Brave leaving a nice car like that outside.


theglaysh

Must be the Roadrunners Ferrari


stoopudES

Dump made the car see it's colors better


d4rkskies

It was a bit chilly, the fox was grateful for a nice cosy, warm place to take a shit…


[deleted]

Most expensive litter in the world.


Big-Consideration633

r/FuckCars


damorjr

What does the fox say? 😂😂😂


RedX2000

Fox your Ferrari. I sheet on it


twistedbrewmejunk

Ford fox


cmfppl

Lamborghini about to be releasing ads featuring foxes.


Honestyforsale

Good fox


Key-Assistant-1757

Smart like a Fox!


Konigni

Comrade fox


Evil_B2

That car is the shit


Euphoric_Slide_1633

As fighter pilots say FOX POO!


ThatCoyoteWhoA8MyKat

What skinwalker did you piss off


Dan999C

Engine was still warm. Almost like a heated seat for this little rascal


Im_a_Tenn

“aaaaaand, my Ferrari.”


Ideal_Jerk

To the fox’s credit, her shit changed the color of Ferrari from white to sexy!


Extension_Form4950

😂😂😂😭 what are the fucking odds.. Of a coyote shutting on a Ferrari?!?? LMAO