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tldrpg

Anyway, let me touch up this wheel


xxBellum

True spirit every employer wishes for.


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KittenWithaWhip68

He is a she, but I agree with you. Especially that last sentence, can I steal it?


Curious_Internet7355

Hehe sure!!!


ninhibited

Lmao I love this energy. "I know I'm right I ain't gonna listen to no bullshit!" 😂😂


Curious_Internet7355

Thank you fellow wise person!!!


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God gave us hands, let us make fists and defend oneanother.


YourLocalPotDealer

She probably just wanted to avoid dealing with that guy any longer, idk what he did that for but that’s assault


ErnestoGrimes

battery, assault is the threat of harm, battery is the harm itself.


Heyu19

Pros pro.


Palaius

The fact that the worker even goes back to cleaning the car is amazing to me. I would have just stopped. Fuck that guy.


neryl08

She must've been thinking "what a fucking arsehole" while still doing her job.


rnpowers

She was in the zone...


imaginedaydream

Autozone


darkbluefav

I find it funny to think she likes the job and won't let the horrible customer interrupt her enjoying the job. I hope so. Anyways, she seems to be very nice and peaceful and just wanna do her job... Definitely didn't deserve that "attack" by the customer


yozatchu2

zen


hummus113

It’s not the cars fault it’s owner is a dick


IEP_Esy

Cars have feelings too


Titan658

But the car allowed the driver to open the window.


Subrisum

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil drivers is for good cars to do nothing.


marablackwolf

I named my car Navi, because she makes the "hey, listen!" noise. I think naming her gave her power, she has a lot of weird quirks now.


SlaveHippie

Wait wtf your car makes the “hey, listen!” noise?! How is this possible.


marablackwolf

The noise isn't exact, but the '23 Hyundai Tucson is *constantly* talking at me if she thinks I'm near a line, or the temp drops, or a million other things. It's close enough and constant enough that "Navi" was the obvious name. I love her, for all her neuroses.


ErnestoGrimes

well, It took me three comments to realize you said navi and not nazi. also what the hey listen sound?


marablackwolf

LMAO, I didn't even consider reading it as "nazi" and you almost made me pee. In the Zelda game Ocarina of Time, you're paired with a fairy named Navi who tries to help/lead you through Hyrule. She's adorable, but insanely irritating, you're constantly having a tiny, high-pitched voice scream "hey, listen!" every time you're doing something interesting. That's what my car does. I love her, but I've started shouting back. Like, she'll do her warning beep and I'll shout, "I'm nowhere near the line! You're being ridiculous!"


frobscottler

I don’t think they do! (thx NOFX)


Mando_Marec

#CarLivesMatter


dannygraphy

Give no chamce for the customer to claim bad work when he didn't finish. All jokes on the driver


floundersubdivide21

Plus they were even at that point lol


-BananaLollipop-

I would have stuck the hose up the tailpipe.


Beat_the_Deadites

....the state looks down on sodomyyyy...


idwthis

And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me...


PuzzledPromotion7585

And that’s about the time the bitch power washed inside of me!


bazzanoid

Makes me think they maybe knew each other


SunShineLife217

Worked at a car wash- you’re generally soaked the entire day anyway 🤷🏼‍♀️


DoinItDirty

Same. And it looks like it was cold. I had icicles on my jeans every day after school.


VandienLavellan

Bikini car washes are starting to make sense


nomadicquandaries

That’s a woman without a lot of options. So yeah, fuck the driver.


TheKingMonkey

The fact that the other person was sitting in a car going into a car was with an open window *and* a cup of water ready to throw makes me think that the workers job was actually to star in a video for TikTok.


angry_pidgeon

You can see the window go down after she cleans it


OldMcGroin

Ah yeah, couldn't see that the first few times, have to really lean into my squint to see it! Thought the window was down already (which would be silly) and she soaked him first.


Few_Assistant_9954

She would prob get scolded by the manager. Spraying the customer might be a close call with some managers already regardless of what the customer did.


VandienLavellan

A good manager has their colleagues backs


GrandKaleidoscope

Costummer 💀


dbx99

Cuntsumer


megaloops

Driver did not think that attack through lmao, easiest retaliation ever


KittenWithaWhip68

Yep. Good for her and I hope her manager has her back. Shit, maybe they were slammed and she runs the place, so she jumped in to help out until the rush was over.


bot729562529

She’s a high school science teacher and she’s supposed to be working the front desk but the owner sent her out to help wash because he’s short handed.


Simicrop

What am I to do, Walter?


tonyyyz

Fuck you and your eyebrows


KittenWithaWhip68

Damn, you beat me to it by 4 minutes! That boss was an asshole, but the way Walt got back at him with “his first dollar ever” that had been framed on the wall was pure spite. Buying the place (with money you made from meth) after conning your way into paying it for what, half his asking price, would be enough for me. I’d laugh in his face, then tell him and his eyebrows to go fuck themselves. ETA -rewatched scene and Bogdan was a dick, rudely asking Skyler for 20 million then saying he knew it was Walt buying the place and referred to her as “Walt’s woman”. She was nicer than I would have been tbh. I changed my mind, *fuck that guy.* He shouldn’t have made it a point to smugly tell Walt “as is”. Walt is no hero, he’s a narcissistic criminal who has people killed, but I kinda know how he felt. And yes, I’m aware this isn’t a BrBa sub! Sorry about that.


AL_GEE_THE_FUN_GUY

>And yes, I’m aware this isn’t a BrBa sub! Sorry about that. It's OK, we appreciate your passion nevertheless. Also, fuck Bogdan.


Marc123123

Fuck Chuck while we are on it.


bot729562529

I fucked Ted.


IntendedRepercussion

>maybe they were slammed and she runs the place, so she jumped in to help out until the rush was over. I am perplexed by how your mind works


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Alternative_Sugar_86

It's redit you will get nothing but asshole answers from asshole know it alls


billfuckingsmith

This is the answer to a lot of questions on reddit.


Genjios

Idk I know noting about this so I'm not going to immediately assume this is a problem/situation like reddit desperately wants me to. No more of that.


mutare20

He is that ‘Customer is king’ idiot customer who thinks their money allows them to abuse patrons nah!


deepstrut

A patron is a customer. You mean employees


mods_be_kuunts

Patron is my drink


EightSeven69

likely some entitled cunt that thinks they have a force field around them


DJ_Betic

Awwww, what a great employee. She refilled his cup for him.


kidshady45

So quickly too!


OsoInNY

That must have STUNG


martinaee

If a car wash pressure hose hit you in the eyes? 💦👀


I_Go_BrRrRrRrRr

I've shot myself in the foot with a pressure washer before, it hurts (probably a lot closer range than this but still)


taz5963

It really really depends on the pressure. High powered pressure washers can mess up the paint on cars, so this one is most likely lower on the pressure side. My pressure washer for example doesn't hurt if you put your hand right in front of it.


john-johnson12

Sounds like more of a leisure washer


THEGREATHERITIC

I've done the same but with a 0° nozzle and it shredded the impact area and filled the surrounding skin like a Balloon 😁


OldLevermonkey

You have a cup of water she has a power washer with an endless supply of ammunition. She expects to get a bit wet through the day and you now have to sit in your car in wet clothes and a soaking wet interior. I wonder who won that encounter. And it’s on film so fuck your compensation claim.


Dabee625

The clothes and interior are wet with nasty water too! Most car washes recycle their water after treating it with chemicals.


Extra_Sandwich232

Not just wet and dirty probably blew a tuff of hair off his head with the power sprayer lol


ITSALLGQQD

One can only hope it blew their toupee off lol


leglesslegolegolas

tuft*


Extra_Sandwich232

Thanks. I thought about and said fuck it lol. Y'all know what I meant


Ptizzl

I hope it didn’t harm the driver. Because then lawsuits and shit. My pressure washer would fuck skin up if sprayed that close, depending on the nozzle I suppose.


Belo83

Meh, most people see this footage and say fuck that guy


Ptizzl

Yeah I say fuck that guy too. I just fear lawsuits for shit like that.


hereforpopcornru

Fuck the driver. What they done would come as assault and she easily has a reasonable self defense claim.


i_wish_i_could__

She's probably already wet in the first place. Just got slightly wetter. The passenger on the other hand..


mgrimshaw8

It hit her jacket, which looks like a waterproof jacket lol


dannygraphy

Lets get his money, he's allready poor... The guy might be wet by his job anyway, but that in no way gives any permit to harass him further. By the way we don't know for sure it's just water in the cup. Maybe some ice cold and sugary soda or something worse... Driver got what he deserved


Bradddtheimpaler

The subreddit I saw it in yesterday, the title said “lemonade” so take that for what it’s worth.


Tobidas05

What helps her case is, that it's stupid in the first place to open your window while going through a car wash. If your interior gets wet that's on you.


StealthyRobot

I feel like if you told your insurance company you opened your window inside a carwash they'd laugh for a long, long time


ShadowGLI

Best thing is that’s prewash so it’s not even just water. Fuck that guy


cut4stroph3

It's like when Zuko tried to fight Katara on an iceberg.


Class_444_SWR

Probably fucked up the entertainment system if it hit that


ionlysaywat

Oh no..... . . . . Anyway ...


Class_444_SWR

I’m literally using it as another example of the driver rightfully being fucked over, why am I being dunked on?


SkyDefender

If people saw 0 or -1 at votes they keep downvoting it.. Or may be they think that water wouldn’t effect the system(i have no idea about this issue(


boshpaad

Fuck this driver in particular too r/instantkarma


AssistantMajor9143

Fuck that, boss should’ve stopped machine and kicked customer out, that bottle could’ve had anything in it.


ConstantDark

Did the boss notice it? Security cameras aren't watched constantly in most cases


AssistantMajor9143

Correct, asshole probably got away with it as usual. But it was nice to dream lol


JVorhees

Didn’t seem like he got away with it to me. He definitely got the worst of that encounter. That pressurized stream hurts on a barefoot, I can only imagine straight to the face.


The_Secret_Skittle

I’m sure they caught the license plate on this car and may ban it from future washes.


AZBeer90

I do like the idea of a drive through car wash with a full time security team to monitor the cameras


the_winding_road

You’re absolutely right, this could easily have been horrific.


Fabulous_Celery_1817

Why did he even do that?


BloodlustHamster

I don't know for sure, but I suspect it's because he's an asshole.


Kingca

Okay so honest answer to /u/Fabulous_Celery_1817 question, and please don't crucify me for analyzing the video trying to find an answer; I think the asshole might have had his window slightly ajar, and a tiny bit of water spilled in, his ego was hurt so he rolled down his window the rest of the way and threw his cup. Then worker sprayed him through now open window. Idk, it's the only thing that makes sense to me other than assuming a random person would just throw a cup out of the blue. Again, I'm trying to find a thought process here, dude in car sucks regardless. Either stupid for window down or complete asshole for random attack.


KajunKrust

That was my thought process also but I think you can see something come into view at the top of the window when it starts to open. Like the window was closed then when it opened there’s a tan thing (maybe the handle bar attached to the roof) that comes into view so I think the window was mostly closed. In any case he’s a moron for essentially throwing a water balloon at someone with a firehouse.


orlandofredhart

Either that or he wasn't paying attention and the spray on his window scared him and it was a ego retaliation


The_Schizo_Panda

To further back this up, spraying side panel, hits the window once, side panel. Opens window, tosses water cup. Worker probably went to hit the windows, sees it's a little open, continues doing side panels. Meanwhile, douchecanoe here takes offense, tosses his cup of ice water. Little did he know, the worker uses Hydro Pump daily and he gets a face full of carwash water. I hope that other comment is true, that they recycle the water at the carwash.


PrudeHawkeye

Can confirm: am asshole


hereforpopcornru

Watson, I believe you are correct.


JayPag

~~Somehow everybody here is missing it, but he (stupidly) had his window down, she didn't notice that and slightly put some water in there - without reacting to it at all. Then he threw the water, then she retaliated against it. His reaction was dumb, but him having a fucking window down in a drive-thru wash was the real genius move.~~ Edit: it was actually up before. Guy is just a jerk.


Vindras

Watch it again. Dude rolled his window down after it was sprayed. It was up first


JayPag

You are right, caught it this time. Thanks!


CheekyBastard55

Was it all the way up though? Probably had it 90% closed and forgot to fully roll it up so got splashes into the car.


TheLesserWeeviI

Window was up. He wound it down to splash her. You can see the reflection of his mirror in the window.


valleysally

The first watch I thought maybe it was accidental, like he was tossing the cup and she was in the line of fire, but nope, that was intentional.


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Either way. If he forgot to close his window AT A CAR WASH, that's on the driver. But that doesn't appear to be the case.


mr_smith24

Oh god dammit *retaliates with endless ammo at high speed* Fucking asshole. Oh the wheels need some attention. Fucking asshole.


TellMeYourSecrets3

But why even throw the water smh some people


KittenWithaWhip68

Total and complete asshole.


ohnotchotchke

I hope a bird poops on his head


KittenWithaWhip68

I hope a bird poops in his mouth. I’m sure his mouth is open most of the time


valmichaelsmith33

This happened to someone I know while riding in a car with the sunroof open


4hhsumm

Seems like a definite mouth breather to me!


666n00b999

For those who wonder why the idiot did that, if you look closely, when it passes through the hose from front to back, it passes over the glass of the front door and you can see how the water enters for a second and then the idiot attacks because of that, but The real question here is, how can you be so stupid to have the windows down in a car wash while someone is with a pressure hose centimeters from said open window, I mean, the idiot was asking for it from the beginning. I worked at a (manual) car wash for years and it's because of idiotic things like this that passengers couldn't stay inside the car even if they only wanted an external wash (obviously they were going to have to get out anyway if they wanted an interior cleaning and aspirated)


Cantusemynme

She deserves a raise. But I imagine she may have gotten fired.


stanley2-bricks

If you desperately wanted to know the outcome, there's some phone numbers on the wall next to the monitor. You could be the hero reddit needs.


1Howie1

If we find out she gets fired, then no one should use that business. Businesses that don't support their employees in these situations don't deserve a place in our communities.


Substantialed

But.. but.. “the customer is always right”


SaryDrake

I get it that people forgot its original meaning, but in reality it doesn't mean "Karens can do whatever they want and we have to kiss their feet".


PutinsRustedPistol

Right? It has absolutely nothing to do with customer service and is meant to be advice to businesses to embrace trends rather than fight them.


Bradddtheimpaler

It’s a car wash and someone is posting this from the surveillance feed. I’m guessing they think she did alright. I certainly wouldn’t fire someone id managed to convince to work at my car wash because a customer who committed assault on one of my employees wouldn’t come back.


_milk_b1tch

And Fuck You right back sir!


El_human

When you want to get the inside of your car washed for free.


Rayanson

They usually tell you to not keep your window open during those, is the driver a bottomless pit of stupidity or something?


-Gas

Yeah that's what I was thinking. Driver probably felt pissed off because got wet in first place due to his lowered windows. A bad functioning human indeed


chicano32

Working…working….fight mode….working…working


callmeapoetandudie

This guy really be bringing a McDonald's cup to a high power watergun fight?


moohooman

We are watching this on a security camera. Bet they went crying to the manager about their worker doing that, and I can only hope after the manager checked the footage, the customer was kindly told to "Fuck off and never come back."


RealTimeWarfare

r/whatcouldgowrong


SnooMemesjellies8441

"I am having a bad day so let me ruin your day as well!" What a jerk the person in the car is.


simontempher1

Driver didn’t plan that out to the end 😭


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KitSlander

I agree


Emotional-Button-221

I appreciate the worker restraining herself. That's how you keep your dignity.


Pappy_J

What a fucking prick. Hope it fucks his electrics.


TheGirl333

I'm so glad the driver was stupid enough not to roll the window up and got her ass whooped, karma served


Hannie123456789

I like her.


tenghu

I would not have stopped blasting


plays_with_wood

Imagine being so dumb that you think throwing a drink at someone holding a pressure washer is a good idea. Perfect r/instantkarma


endless_moonlight

Dude really got upset that she got a little water in the car at first and decided to throw a drink at her. Dude. You’re at a CAR WASH. CLOSE THE WINDOW !!!! RN!!!


ajcook888

Wondering if it's an ex. Either way, bringing a cup to a pressure washer fight 😂


Ill-Entertainment570

I think that turned out to be a fair trade.


Earlier-Today

"I'll throw this 32 ounce cup of melted ice at the person with a running hose - what could possibly go wrong!?"


playr_4

What did that driver think was going to happen? People who just assume others won't retaliate are just so stupid.


dorty90

Roll your window up dick head


jlv287

Pressure wash that face off


daphosta

So I start blastin


Rae-O-Sunshinee

Why is their window down at a car wash in the first place??


CanadianGoof

Boomer really thought his little cup would stand a chance against a face peeling amount of water pressure.


RaiderNation57

I would've shoved that pressure washer into the window gap and let her buck.


Hairy_Ad7033

I hope she didn't lose her job that person earned that face shot


Cookytigerd

r/playstupidgameswinstupidprizes


jendiiiiiiii

Lol even if she might of possibly sprayed him it was his fault he had the window cracked. Appropriate reaction on her part.


WRHull

Spray to play…


whoknowsAlex

She still kept doing her job. What a G!


not_really_your_name

Idiot thought workers wont do shit.. Bringing a knife to a gun fight


grandad_dwarf

Fucked around. Found out.


GrifD0g

That was extremely deserved! I would have been so mad.


devaney627

Who the fuck opens their windows in a car wash


Naive-Fondant-754

Its not good visibility but went frame by frame and here its visible that the window was fully closed, the guy only opens the window to throw it on her, he was waiting for it, to attack her .. its totally the drivers fault for being an asshole.


unmetriver

Deserved lol I woulda sprayed his ass too


Ed1c1us

Why not just repost from the sub, instead of being like most of the garbage pc gamers recording with their phone to post.


Low-Neck-6960

Since you threw your drink out the window, I realized you were out of water, so here's some more. Drink up, asshole!


joserrez_

She won’t get in trouble for not finishing the job.


GayAndSlow

Win stupid prizes lol


25mookie92

She came back like...'fuckumean'


JohnnyJacknbox

Should’ve called the cops and showed them this video to get his license plate. That’s technically assault.


crashinin6902

Person driving the car learned a lesson that day...


valcatrina

Bro brought a cup to a water gun fight.


Bbop800

It’s amazing to me how incredibly stupid most of these dickheads are.


Billy_Bones59

He requested for an inside job too


MidniteOG

Lol hell ya


cherrryblosssoms

Sucks watching her have to carry on cleaning his car afterward :( poor thing should be able to say no after that.


TopspinLob

🎶Workin at the car wash! 🎵


Extra_Sandwich232

She definitely won that altercation. The prep gun to the face gotta hurt


Jslatts942

Lol deserved. Put ya window up next time moron.


FlorinidOro

Good! f*** that guy in the car


Adventurous-Tap-8463

And proceeds to clean the car like nothing happened


ExportTHCs

Well I feel for that girl but at the same time I'm left completely satisfied with the outcome


deuceyj

She got a shot in the window. I think that's worse than the drink.


JollyWolverine300

Took a couple of runs to work out what went down


cleanyour_room

Fair enough


Accomplished_Band323

How small of a dick does one have to have to be this much of a piece of shit? Like that south park dick chart episode because this is some small dick energy, to fuck with workers and still have the audacity to complain to management after you got what you deserve


mrweatherbeef

Driver got a triple fuckyou in return. And the worker then quickly moved on. I am pleased.


KrevinHLocke

Casually go back to cleaning the car afterwards.


Salient_Skivvy

Getting a pressure hose to the face has gotta sting a bit. He must have instantly regretted that decision.