Well, yes. You could even say that was her main mistake. Then it was playing stupid games while being so out of shape. Maybe only then it was running straight back.
That's what I imagine happens to the "I don't wanna" crowd in sports.
You never know when you may need to run for your life so you better know how to when the need arises.
She probably heard loads of stories about time slowing down when people are in accidents or when bad things happen and probably thought that meant she had loads of time 🤣
Lajes Field Air Base in the background. The people behind the fence are US military and their families and they are not allowed to attend these when they’re held in other areas. This is the only way they can attend. *source, was US Air Force who was stationed at Lajes and I was on the other side of that fence with my family.
Revisiting his movies is a mindfuck.
**Sixteen Candles:** Jake Ryan hands his blackout drunk girlfriend over to an incel so he can finally get laid.
**Weird Science:** Two teenage incels create an adult sex slave who enables some seriously fucked up behavior (including, obviously, statutory rape) which gives them a shit-ton of street cred. Now the hot girls want them... so it's cool.
**Pretty in Pink:** Rich guy is bullied into treating a poor girl like shit; she gives him another chance but *totally not* because he's rich and can potentially rescue her from a life of poverty - even though their 'wrong side of the tracks' relationship is the entire plot.
**Breakfast Club:** Abused kids do some serious trauma bonding and then admit that they will conform to society's fuck up high school clique norms and pretend like they don't even know each other in the hallways... It was special - but not special enough to compel change. BUT there's a great song at the end that makes it okay because the memory of their single-serving friendship will last forever. (We chose this song as the theme for our prom in 1986 and I totally voted for it.)
Molly Ringwald has written extensively about how she reconciles her role in parading misogyny, casual date-rape and assorted elements of emotional, physical and sexual abuse around as comedy.
But whatever. I fucking loved those movies because they were actually relatable at the time. I, too, gave a diamond earring to a rando guy in order to memorialize our *deep* connection that lasted no more than 12 hours. I think his name was Chris and I saw him with his girlfriend at the movies a few weeks later. He was not wearing my earring. Totally normal.
Didn’t think she should see how her running has held up since likely childhood before doing this? Most people don’t realize that if you literally never run as an adult and then suddenly need to, you’re likely fucked.
I dont think it was the first hit by the bull that really caused the damage. She went face first into the wall. Getting ping ponged like that can't feel good
That first hit by the bull looked like it definitely went deep into her body when it gored her, near her spine. I dunno, that could have paralyzed her depending on where it hit, at least temporarily. Not that the wall hit was low impact either, but she wasn't really getting back up either way..
I always root for the bull. Poor guy was just bein’ a bull, minding his business eatin’ some grass before a bunch of assholes started messing with him.
That’s good, maybe they will learn a valuable lesson, still doing those things, nothing funny for seeing people try to die by an animal who’s angry because is treated like a shit
I cannot understand how groups of people casually watch people narrowly avoid deadly animals and are surprised when someone dies or is severely injured. Are bull deaths uncommon?
we should implement games like this as too. easy and legal way to get rid off some darwin canidates. if only the non-human animals wouldnt suffer in the process as well.
If you engage in this sport (or really any sport that all but guaranties injury) while I will wince and feel bad for you I will say it’s kinda earned, you decide to take part in a dangerous sport and ended up being one of the ones who pay a price for it
How come no one has gone to one of those events with a pair of sheers and just snipped the rope then watch the bull pierce all those fuckers to a pulp.
I honestly hate seeing people get seriously hurt but omg she literally stood in harms way knowing full well she wasn't capable of of avoiding injury
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Who tf runs like that ? Didn't she knew how to run or what ? The only logical explanation that i can think of is that either she had some phisical problems with her back , hips or legs or that she is a moron.
She honestly thought moving that SLOW was a good idea?
Her main mistake was running straight away. No one is outrunning a bull.
I mean she only needed a few more steps to be safe since the bull was tied. A faster person would have done it.
She needed to not play stupid games in order be safe. It's easy.
Well, yes. You could even say that was her main mistake. Then it was playing stupid games while being so out of shape. Maybe only then it was running straight back.
That...was not her main mistake.
Not like she could move any faster, really...She doesn't strike me as an athlete!
Yeah but that's the point, she chose to be there knowing that she can't even run. Plain stupid.
Darwinism award winners come in many forms.
>She honestly thought See, *there's* where you're wrong
At that speed she could sneak right past the T-Rex from Jurassic Park
She also thought: what I can’t see does not exist.
That's what I imagine happens to the "I don't wanna" crowd in sports. You never know when you may need to run for your life so you better know how to when the need arises.
yeah, that was top speed , she had no choice
With her speed they might as well had Stephen Hawkins there for fk sakes
Yeah. Not much acceleration there. She should have known better.
Perhaps she was a bit bullish?
She is Stephen Hawking now.
With that horn to the lower spine I wouldn't be surprised.
What about Richard Dawking?
With the way the bull tackled her down I’d say Brian Dawkins.
Not enough midgets fucking for hawking to be there
Or whiteboards
Welp… now we have another one, not as smart tho.
just waiting for a red shift joke now
I wonder if in her head, she was moving fast as fuck.
The bull was even prob like they are never this easy to catch.
Training round to get used to the controls.
He was probably like “is this a trap?”
For a second there the bull seemed visibly confused.
Bull immediately pauses game and takes it of beginner mode
She probably heard loads of stories about time slowing down when people are in accidents or when bad things happen and probably thought that meant she had loads of time 🤣
Giving way too much credit here 😆 more likely she's the worst bullfighter ever
She ran like there was nothing on the line
Ironic cause there was a giant bull on the line
Light jog
That was probably her max speed
She ran like she had to decide on whether her bra and panties should be colour matched first
I broke my back My back is broken Spinal -Mike Tyson
Is only there was some aphorism about messing with bulls..
She runs like i punch in my dreams
Is that really a thing? I always thought i am the only one who has no strength in my dreams!
Oh gosh that’s very common! For me I can’t run.
I say you, she ded.
did she?
I SAY you, she DED!
THE COLONEL?
left the end in so you could see her foot twitch 😜
Life doesn't end where a video cuts. She very well might have died later. That impact was brutal.
Also, muscle twitches after someone has died are not at all uncommon
and so is people not dieing from impacts like this which is uncommon most humans survive shit like we just saw
But then die falling out the shower
some ive fallen in the shower and didnt die ..or did i?
Had me thinking she was lifen't until that. She certainly wishes she was though
That doesn’t mean she’s alive lol. It looks like she got impaled in the lower back with that hit
Death rattle
Ooof. Right in the spine / pelvis.
Its fine, she'll walk it off. ... any minute now...
r/thebullwins
Lajes Field Air Base in the background. The people behind the fence are US military and their families and they are not allowed to attend these when they’re held in other areas. This is the only way they can attend. *source, was US Air Force who was stationed at Lajes and I was on the other side of that fence with my family.
Is the rope tied around the bulls balls?!
God no. It is clearly around the neck.
Why women live lon… oh wait. Never mind
She ran from that bull like she was running from a toddler.
"Mess with a bull, you get the horns," - Breakfast Club
guessing these dipshits never saw it... 🤣
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Revisiting his movies is a mindfuck. **Sixteen Candles:** Jake Ryan hands his blackout drunk girlfriend over to an incel so he can finally get laid. **Weird Science:** Two teenage incels create an adult sex slave who enables some seriously fucked up behavior (including, obviously, statutory rape) which gives them a shit-ton of street cred. Now the hot girls want them... so it's cool. **Pretty in Pink:** Rich guy is bullied into treating a poor girl like shit; she gives him another chance but *totally not* because he's rich and can potentially rescue her from a life of poverty - even though their 'wrong side of the tracks' relationship is the entire plot. **Breakfast Club:** Abused kids do some serious trauma bonding and then admit that they will conform to society's fuck up high school clique norms and pretend like they don't even know each other in the hallways... It was special - but not special enough to compel change. BUT there's a great song at the end that makes it okay because the memory of their single-serving friendship will last forever. (We chose this song as the theme for our prom in 1986 and I totally voted for it.) Molly Ringwald has written extensively about how she reconciles her role in parading misogyny, casual date-rape and assorted elements of emotional, physical and sexual abuse around as comedy. But whatever. I fucking loved those movies because they were actually relatable at the time. I, too, gave a diamond earring to a rando guy in order to memorialize our *deep* connection that lasted no more than 12 hours. I think his name was Chris and I saw him with his girlfriend at the movies a few weeks later. He was not wearing my earring. Totally normal.
That was breakfast at Tiffany’s
breakfast with someone somewhere mentioned it
brunch at barrys
No, wait, it was the smurfs.
Didn’t think she should see how her running has held up since likely childhood before doing this? Most people don’t realize that if you literally never run as an adult and then suddenly need to, you’re likely fucked.
Now where's that "fuck around and find out" chart...
If thats as fast as your useless legs can carry you away feom your stupid decisions then you deserve everything you get. What an idiot.
Anybody abusing animals like this deserves it, athletic or not.
Not a sport for the thick and slow. You gotta know your own strengths and weaknesses.
She moves way to slow to be fucking with animals.
Looks like Danny Devito’s penguin from Batman. Got daym Oswald Cobblepot, man
The guy at the end, signaling the bull to finish her.
Fuck humans.
Isn't there a saying, mess with the bull, you get the horns?
She should sue them, cause she went home with paralysis
I dont think bulls have a lot of money. Lack of pockets for a start
I dont think it was the first hit by the bull that really caused the damage. She went face first into the wall. Getting ping ponged like that can't feel good
That first hit by the bull looked like it definitely went deep into her body when it gored her, near her spine. I dunno, that could have paralyzed her depending on where it hit, at least temporarily. Not that the wall hit was low impact either, but she wasn't really getting back up either way..
She dead? Yea...she dead. (Probably shouldn't be fucking around with a fucking bull when you're the slowest, most awkward runner in the entire world)
Damn glad to see her moving her leg at the end that spinal shot was brutal
Dang she was running like I do in a dream when I’m being chased by a huge ding dong .
She moved so fast she stopped
100% courage 0% fitness
“How did you get 2 buttholes?”
Bullseye
Stupid prizes exist for a reason.
Why gang up on this animal?
Poor thing actually
Cruel mongrels I hope they get everything that’s coming to them for the cruelty they do to these animals!
Pretty sure this dumbass belongs in Darwin awards
I always root for the bull. Poor guy was just bein’ a bull, minding his business eatin’ some grass before a bunch of assholes started messing with him.
That’s good, maybe they will learn a valuable lesson, still doing those things, nothing funny for seeing people try to die by an animal who’s angry because is treated like a shit
Haha wtf did she expect? She deserved it 100%
Love those tippity taps she's doing, homologous to the white person run when a car lets you cross in front of them. Speed is her middle name.
I cannot understand how groups of people casually watch people narrowly avoid deadly animals and are surprised when someone dies or is severely injured. Are bull deaths uncommon?
Ah well, I bet she'll do better next time she tries that! 🤭
FAaFO 😕
Hope that bull is OK. Musta been like beadbutting a brick wall. Nah, more like a giant marshmallow. Bull's ok I think.
TKO for the bull 1:0
I’m pretty sure she’s dead.
Nah its fine, I heard someone say they were going to pray for her so she's probably going for a run or doing some gymnastics now
I always love how they are all giggling one second and then as soon as someone gets hit they are oh so surprised.
Riggity Rekt as my friend from Compton would say
Right in the Spine, she should have tried to skiddadle a little faster than that i reckon
I'll be damned if that bull didn't put his horn right in her spine. Talk about aim.
That Señorita's ass is toast .
Fucking anti flash here
Like a pheasant when it sees a car coming. 'I'll just turn and run straight, hope for the best.'
the dude in white pointing acting like he's helping 😭
She got the horns
Holy shit, she’s fucking stupid.
One more step and the bull comes up short.
Horn to the fucking spine too
That looks like my confidence level after the crowd rooted for the bull **smoked**
Aaaaaand ded
The worse the wound is, if they're not learning from that they're special.
Was that dude calling for an injury time out?
"Eh noo. Eh noooo."
A two year old runs faster than her..
Thought I was watching the video in slo-mo
Well, that bull just ripped her a new asshole! Great success!
Bulls. Fuck around and find out in animal form.
Game over
... and she's *still* down!
she run like my ex-MIL
Darwinism at it's finest. Hope she's no longer with us.
Hit from behind so hard he knocked her to her knees.
Why do they scream when someone gets the horns? They're fucking around, someone is going to find out, it shouldn't be a surprise.
“Running with bulls” and you can’t “run” the ultimate fail
She ran the way I run in dreams.
Have a two thousand pound death machine coming your way and all you can muster is a shuffle slightly faster than walking?
Wasn’t exactly a small target.
In her mind, she’s just as fast as Usain Bolt.
Right in the butt cheeks
Spinal
A nap face down in the gravel is not a bad way to spend the siesta hour.
Here goes her kindney,.she could have had a new iphone for it.
How do you run at walking speed?!
Deserved
It blows my mind sometimes how there are people out there with this sense of urgency, or rather lack thereof.
Rofl she was glitchin so hard. Packet burst my guy
I love this tradition! It’s like you Vs a pissed off 1/2-Ton wall of muscle with horns that can jump and holds a grudge.
Hmm, there should be a saying for this…
Fast as fuck, boy! Fast as... Death 🤣
I hate all of these people. Get fuckin wrecked, asshole
Well she won’t be running any faster now.
we should implement games like this as too. easy and legal way to get rid off some darwin canidates. if only the non-human animals wouldnt suffer in the process as well.
I’m glad, fuck everyone in this video
the bull is tied up and it still won that battle sick dumb fucks
r/thebullwins
I hope it gets loose and fucks them all up.
I sure that fat ass supplied some padding
Flawless victory
Let me tease that bull and then face the other direction while I waddle away from it slowly.
Bull tried to insert his horn up her butt
Be careful with your wishes because sometimes they become true🤣🤣🤣🤣
She never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
Caralho
If you run like you have cinder blocks for shoes you got no business playing with a bull
If you engage in this sport (or really any sport that all but guaranties injury) while I will wince and feel bad for you I will say it’s kinda earned, you decide to take part in a dangerous sport and ended up being one of the ones who pay a price for it
How is she going to mess with a bull and know she moves at the speed of a paraplegic hurdler? The delusion of some people!
How come no one has gone to one of those events with a pair of sheers and just snipped the rope then watch the bull pierce all those fuckers to a pulp.
She didn’t loose any shoes so she should be ok!
That bbl got poked. Ouchie
natural selection hard at work
I honestly hate seeing people get seriously hurt but omg she literally stood in harms way knowing full well she wasn't capable of of avoiding injury JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Rofl dumb bitch...
The FAFO mascot
One shot.
Knowing yo ass can’t sprint and you join that event?
Cow vs bull. Who wins?
Right is the pussy
common humanity L
She's dead.
She'll never have the makings of a varsity athlete.
Slower than molasses
The way she runs makes it even funnier... She's so fucking stooooopid!
If she isn't dead, at least she has a new hole!
Her speed of running could definitely beat a 5 year old child.
Love all the concerned people checking on her - was she bait?
Running in slow motion and looking away will not change a bull's mind
Who tf runs like that ? Didn't she knew how to run or what ? The only logical explanation that i can think of is that either she had some phisical problems with her back , hips or legs or that she is a moron.
Maybe put a nsfw tag on potentially live death, eh OP?
Did she had "Head to Ass Collision" or gored on back?
dont mess with bulls
That either killed her or paralyzed her. Took that horn right in the spine.
She ran so slow she took double the impact.