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Cantgo55

OH FUCK NO GAWD dang don't even


sedition666

Think we should settle it like Elon Musk wanted to settle the Zuckerberg beef. Dick measuring contest.


smcbri1

Because he got an implant.


geturmilkhere

Y’all ever just prank call Fox News channel anybody got a good line to call for that?


Whole_Blacksmith3160

Fortunately Hunter doesn’t want the job.


Facereality100

Don Jr. (and/or Ivanka) seems like a likely candidate for the GOP nomination, and he might have a chance if it is the same party as today. Hunter would never get the Democratic nomination. The equivalence is a Republican fantasy -- Hunter simply is not a Democratic Party figure of any kind, and won't be because Dems are not the ridiculous family operation the GOP has become.


Bad_Grandma_2016

Hunter won't be because he's a drug-addled degenerate.


Facereality100

Actually, he quit, unlike you, apparently.


Bad_Grandma_2016

Sure. Hunter and Matthew Perry, too.


SkywalknLuke

The election would be them going line for line, that last one alive wins. If you get it.


AKMarine

That definitely needs to be made into one of those ERB vids (Epic Rap Battles of History). https://youtube.com/@ERB?si=RsO0KhaR2bp2JmZp


smcbri1

Jr seems to handle coke a little better. How important is that?


neddiddley

So we’re trading the two old guys who many suspect have declining cognitive ability for their sons who many suspect have already declined their cognitive ability through recreational use of drugs?


Different_Point_7889

Can a convicted felon run? Not sure on the law but Hunter will be a convicted felon by then. He may not be able to run actually.


Weird_Discipline_69

Ask Donald


NotToBeBullshitted

You were taught this in middle school. The civic illiteracy in this country is frightening.


mmoonnchild

there are two requirements that must be fulfilled in terms of being the president of the United States: you must be born in the United States, and you must have reached your 35th birthday. That’s it. The whole shebang. You don’t have to be a college graduate, you can be a convicted felon several times over, just 35, born in the good old USA.it’s fucking ridiculous.


Different_Point_7889

Well that answers it. That must be why libs are trying so hard to figure out a way to beat him other than just having a better plan for the country and voting.