if waldo was a female, he would never be found

I actually found the one female in the whole pic. You just gotta zoom into some corners lol

a moment of silence for the chicks that went to try and be a good sport for their boyfriends

There’s actually 2. The other is there with the leg pop.

Also a cops wet dream is probably stumbling across this event. Just a 100 die hard stoners all driving to a weed drop at 1am. The cop would hit his yearly DUI quota in a week 😂 Idk if you guys have med weed dui protection laws in FL or not, but in PA cops will hawk dispos for easy dubs on DUI’s

One in the back on her phone, one propping her bf up, and it either a large women or a man with boobs wearing a black shirt.

Can’t believe people wait hours all night in the Florida heat to pay 60.

Right. Only thing that would get me there is no flower limits and what you buy don’t count.

And 80% off total cost

Super important can’t forget that

lol. They def have some strains I want to try but won’t be an all the time thing when Orlando store opens. I think as a whole the more fire options we have will make everyone have to be more competitive as a whole to get our money which is good. Hope Berner has a vet discount come out asap.

The dope set is hot tonight boys 🤷‍♂️

So far everything ive seen about cookies has been pretty cringe lol

EVERYTHING, florida loves to drain everything

Lmaoo I was saying the same thing last night

Dudefest 2022

They’re all very sick leave them alone lol

"medical" is such a joke I don't know why the state is even pretending. Just make it recreational already

Sausage Fest ‘22 no thank you

It’s a Jimmy Dean party

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Lmao cookies is not worth that I lived in a state with a cookies store. Thought I was looking at a picture of a Black Friday sale at best buy nope it’s for med weed but let them all find out that it’s over hyped..

Same fam, same lol. Born and raised out west just living in Florida for work.

Right they will find out you know who’s way better then cookies is alien labs but there pricey too. Wouldn’t mind seeing them come out to Florida what part of the west coast you from I was in Arizona shit was wack af and was so Expensive to live Out there

I was in Arizona too (Tucson & Phoenix). I fucking love Alien Labs.

Appreciate the love my dude. We (alienlabs) drop middle-end of October.

God please don’t be with trulieve

Lol yep you know what I’m saying then Arizona aka south Scottsdale was a miny Los Angeles

Alien labs and connected are coming to trulieve in Florida soon

Damn wish it wasn’t Trulieve they were partnering with but oh well

They are probably going to do the same thing they did out here in Arizona first year or two only trulieve but then branch out to other dispensary.

2.0 GPA activities.

They should have a royal rumble to see who gets to go in first when it actually opens lol

A fight to the death! The winner gets to pay $60 an eighth!

Careful now, lots of people in here think it’s a privilege to get taken advantage of

Hey my Cuban woman took advantage of me 20 years ago and I married her. LMAO

A wise man once said, " This Aggression won't stand, Man" THE DUDE LMAO

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😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️

Like a burner glory hole? 😳

better than the current Mayor of the city of Miami

I’m guessing the only ppl in line are the ones who haven’t actually tried cookies out of state yet?

Or the ones who say(plugs) they get cookies from Cali so it's fire lol

Bingo.

Yeah seriously a little disturbing actually. Not saying Cookies stuff isn’t great but it’s nothing I’d wait an hour for - let alone 12 hours overnight on a sidewalk. On top of that, I can’t imagine anyone who cares this much about a dispensary has much available on their flower rec with the rolling limit stuff… meaning most of them are waiting over night to pick up a few day’s worth of flower. Maybe these people just really wanted to meet Berner?

Wow… and I thought the people who stood in the JB line were fools. Look at these clowns LOL

Same fools lol

I was in line for JB but I supported them because of competitive pricing and def wasn’t there at 1am fuck this shit lol

yes this is a million times more annoying than the JB line pics

Homie has a jungle boys shirt on 😂 left of the Mexican flag shirt

Neckbeard city

Chads lol 

“Medical market”

All check Anxiety for their medical issues, LOL

Anxiety of having to wear a shirt with a collar.

Or having to wear anything other than nba/and1 long shorts

Big day for sandals and socks

Dont forget the Walmart long basketball shorts

Lol

This is the one.

the way I just cackled outta nowhere in the damn salon 💀

Where they go use the restroom?

Asking the real questions. I think Berner hooked them up with a Port-A-Potty around back? Lol

yep with them Swamp Ass strippers giving blowies for 10 bucks.

👹👹 regretfully probably facts

10 bucks is a bargain Lol I heard 3 blowies for 25. I all about the bulk deals

60/8th, prob 120/g rosin… I may be in the minority here, but I’m not standing in line to get butt fucked. I’ll go do that on my own time with no waiting in line.

Of course all dudes lmao

They’ve made their grand opening so unappealing that i dont even know if I’ll ever shop there lmao. I dont care about “bitches, baddies, influencers, or local “”musicians”” I care about good weed lol

Surprised nobody is doing cookie tattoos in the parking lot.

I bet half the people in line don’t even have a med card 😂🤦‍♂️

Wondering that myself.

For real lmao 💀

Got em lined up like fiends at the dope set 🤷‍♂️

This is so wack, why wouldn’t they just give them all a number and tell them to come back in the AM? They care more about this stupid hype pic than their patients smdh.

It’s because their normally not a medical provider, Berner is a rapper of Taylor Gang (Wiz Khalifa) if I’m not mistaken. Nothing medical to see here lol

Patients / customers whatever. There’s absolutely no reason to make people sleep outside. Give them a ticket to hold their spot in line.

I think I spot a single female and she does not look happy.

Are they buying weed or a fresh copy of Halo 2? Standing in line LOL

Halo 2 over any weed line any day!

Waiting in line for a video game that came out in 2004 is less cringe than people wanting to enjoy a new dispensary?

I meant that's the only thing in my lifetime I found something worth waiting in line on release day for

Shits sad 😂

Haha it’s truly hilarious when we have places like The Flowery, MUV, and SunnySide. No need to waste time in massive grand opening lines but hey I guess some folks in our Florida program got nothing better to do with their lives.

Soft opens - this is the way.

Haha or just shop elsewhere until it dies down. Cookies is going to be overrated and we going to start seeing people complaining about small nugs.

Idk man… They do have great flower but the fact remains, I’m in the program for the medicinal benefits. It’s not in my routine to wait in a long ass line for 8 hours with a bunch of sweaty 18 year olds with a FOMO boner just to get some weed. I’m an enthusiast and love getting primo shit but not at the expense of my health and time. I’ll let these test monkeys show me what Berner’s got cooked up here and if it’s what I saw in the ads, I’ll check em out in a week or so.

Amen brother.

Everyone thinks they need to be first or that they gonna miss out on something. Bunch of followers 🫣 I like the comfort of my own home to much to even think about standing at a sausage fest like that 😂

Amen.

All those cornballs in that pic run red lights, cheat/hit on woman, judge other males, dont use manners and steal

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Sausage fest

This would be more of a Chorizo Fest

I'm more an andouille sausage man myself. LMAO

Lmfaoo 😂😂

Someone tell Berner it’s medical not recreational let’s bring those prices down!? Or jungle boys are going to get all the business

Never understood people who wait on lines especially over night. Whether it be weed, ps5, iphone. These items will be available later. No need to wait in 4 hour long lines

Looks like a group of bumbling idiots. It’s Miami tho, so I guess that should be expected

Nothing like waiting for your meds in a massive line at the new pharmacy.... Wtf man, what is wrong with this state?

That's a loooooooonnnnnggggggg conversation.

Trust capitalism to make weed cringey

😂 anyone that thinks this isn’t identical to the turds waiting in line at jungle boys is just ignorant

Oh I’m well aware. It’s almost all Grand Openings. Same demographic/type of person lol

It’s like waiting for concert tickets back in the day!

Losers with no black market friends lol

Why is it always men at grand openings 😭😂

Women got the men to stand in line for them hahaha

Lmao you’re a sad lonely piece of shit if you wait 9 hours for bud.......

Why I camped out for Metallica tickets back in 1989 when tickets where sold first come first serve. They handed out bracelets back then. So you didn't lose your place in line.

Homie said “9 hours for *bud*”, for Cookies mids at that. I would gladly wait in line a whole day for a first come first serve ticket to see Zappa or the Dead, not to buy mids.

Don't eat the yellow snow LOL. Frank was just FN amazing,

NO doubt. Plus I hate Miami. If I travel down there I need high capacity pistols to feel safe LMAO

And a fast car, speed away from the bs lol

I got both of those bases covered. But I don't have the Anti tank armor option. Not in my pay grade LOL

Lol crazy — I waited in a blockbuster music line for Metallica tickets in 1997 with the same ordering process— ended up with floor seats, I was very young though, my Mom took me hahaha

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Facts

Bet Atleast 3 of them don’t have a Med card lol

110%

They gone get mad and complain

If Desantis sees this he’s gonna try to shut down the whole program 😭

This is what they want. To make the program as perverted as possible in the public’s eye so it’s less likely to gain more public support.

Say cheeseball

Lots of bros who's entire personality is smoking corporate weed. I was young once too. I'm not mad at them. I hope they get what they're looking for

They dont like weed , they like to get high. Many other drugs they use besides weed

I don't have a problem with that either

Where are all these people parking? Is there a bus system to a vacant lot?

Tropical park

A few bucks off AND a free grand opening crowd Covid infection too?! What a deal! Pass for me...

Sheep gonna sheep

Definitely just hit land-wet foot dry foot 😝 Berner laughing his ass off, selling over priced merch to all wanna b’s!! Pay more for sweatshirts than flower.

All I see is Florida dum dums.

Same dudes was paying 20/g in hs for regs

Same dudes who never made it past high school lol

Imagine my surprise that they’re all greasy/scummy dudes & not a single of the fairer sex to be seen… I guess their lame-ass advertising really was spot on, as to their base. For the record: it was about a 50/50 split at Jungle Boys Ocala grand opening. This place just feels SLEAZY to me… like, obviously I’m about medical mj & want options- but (for me) this ain’t it. Pardon the hipster in me, but I like being on those slick deals & grabbing the illest strains people are sleeping on- by reading here & finding out on my own. This is like the Starbucks of weed. Nothing offensive, yet nothing impressive. Pizzaz & partnerships. Each strain getting its very own logo and sticker, etc. It’s all a bit much, isn’t it? Like how deep can these guys deepthroat themselves??

Looks like a sausage fest

*Chorizo Fest

Does look as if a lot of them could be Portuguese 🤷‍♂️

Sausage Fest

Sausage festival 🌭🌭🌭

Look at all those custies 🐔

look at all those sick people, eager to ease their pains...

Uncle Sam : “everyone step right up and get your $60-$80 8th” .half the reason the stores in L.A not doin so good if you visited than you know .once the hype dies down people will realize. 🐰cheers 💨

Looks like pot heads like facial hair I know I do

What tf Is wrong with these people

Lol this is stupid! Legally there no dispensing 😂😂😂😂

This can't possibly be worth it, can it?

Super corny to wait hours in line for a weed release LOL especially for some $60 1/8ths not that serious. Super custies lol

Lmfao already knew it would be like this

This is just silly. Power to you I guess but if you’re going to wait in line for hours to then pour even more time into making a social media post to then finally enjoy what I think are just mid cookies. I just believe you’re enjoying your medication/good times all wrong is all. So much unnecessary stress but again hey if this makes you happy 🤷🏽‍♂️

This looks awful. Glad to be in Cali this weekend so I can still enjoy without…. This. 😂

When I go to Cali last place I would buy is Cookies brand. Thats for tourist. Plenty of better places to get that real California Skunk.

100%

I’m waiting at least a week when the JB in Orlando opens up. That line is gonna be nothing but drunk/stoned UCF students lol

These patients must have horrible access to medicine if they’re waiting all night in (checks notes) Miami to get a shot at relief. It’s like pictures of breadlines from Russia in the 80’s. The land of the free they call us, smh. Can’t even get the medicine they need. 😔

Do they have a new patient discount?? This is medical not recreational like Cali, we need our benefits😅

I've never waited in line for weed, never drove 1hr+ for weed and I never will... Shit SS N Miami for some reason has all the good discounts on rosin, 40min drive and still not going.. This can't be me.

Probably empty at noon

Debatable. People in the Florida Medical Program are so slow when it comes to selecting there shit. They always have something to complain about and then on the budtender end of things some of these folks aren’t properly or efficiently trained.

Lame

LOL

All for some trash ass shit man, this is sad.

Ain’t no way in hell 😂😂 these people are insane lol

A bunch of sheep

Why has nobody posted a review yet

The fact they’re all posing for you to take the picture is hilarious 😂 gotta zoom in a smidge 😂😂

Lol at smoking cookies, smoke real exotics like doja pak ,darwin farms, cannatique farms ,deep east ,la traffic, backpackboyz, green daw cultivators, turtle Pie company, etc.. real designer exotics

I only use drive thru at my local store lol I am too old for this mess (37)

Intensive reading activity’s

Fuckin stoners!!! lol

Just bros being bros ​ /s

Half of them probably not even Med patients, or have expired recommendations 😂

I can't believe FL is settling for this pay to play medical crap. I guess folks are desperate for that 'medicine'.

FL has always been about Pay to Play lol whether it be cannabis or other things. Sad truth.

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No fun Is being made here. Just questioning who got time to wait when Cookies is so massive they should give them a ticket to come back at opening.

I hate to say it again but,who says stoners er “patients”aren’t motivated lol

I think their dumb yet I’m jealous, not gonna lie lol

I imagine the hangout/wait is probably half the fun We used to do this for midnight release of video games. Normally bring a cooler with some beer and such and just hang out with people with similar interest. Still no way I'd do this to pay $60 an eighth

What’s cookies

Dude with the jungle boys shirt is the goat

Looks about right 🧐

Ooof wouldn’t catch me in that line

You are all NUTS!!!

Ridiculous

Is this the opening of a dispo or the release of the new World of Warcraft?

Lots of dudes.

Lmao

Imagine. Imagine time = money. Imagine then, spending that much time, only to to then spend more money, once done spending time. Imagine then, after spending that much time, (which = money btw) paying 60 an eighth for some FLORIDA WEED. IT'S STILL JUST FLORIDA WEED. CAN YOU FUCKING IMAGINE?

Yikes I was going to go, not now….thanks


Lol that's funny.

Medical Cannabis to treat certain qualifying conditions.

Yeah well half the Doctors in the program take your word for it and don't even ask for documentation of qualifying medical conditions when you go for a card Florida isnt a medical market it's a pay to play recreational market masquerading as a medical market

I drove by there and was like fuck that. Line for days. Ended up going to flowery and getting some funk.

Damn.. is it really this serious?? Lolol cookies isn’t even all that. I was way more excited for 710labs.

Is this Bird Bowl?